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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

2 years

Yep, we know! #KLRahul #INDvsENG

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

8 months

Foreigner carrying Vimal paan masala ka bag 😭😂😭😂😭😂 Kon diya inko ye😭😂

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

3 years

My mom tried to set me up with this guy who has his own startup ( arranged marriage setup ) and after few days of talking, he hints me that he expects dowry. Guess who couldn't raise 💸💸 for his startup😂😂

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Poan Sapdi

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3 years

My ex got married and I texted him “Congratulations! Have a happy married life!Your wife looks beautiful” and he said “could have been you” like wtf is wrong with guys 😭

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Poan Sapdi

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8 months

India is not for beginners 😭

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Poan Sapdi

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2 years

Bangalore people got no chill! 😭😂

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

2 years

Ded! 😭😂

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

2 years

Took bus, instead of cab, from Bengaluru to Bengaluru airport to save 2100 ₹ to buy the dip 🥲

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

1 year

I was in a meeting when my manager texted me this 😭 .... Am I in trouble?

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

7 months

Someone posted below on Instagram and the brands commented 😭😂

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

2 months

Rant in Kannada bro! 😭

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3 months

I am fully for Karnataka jobs for Kannadigas. Tired of this Hindi speaking bs in Bengaluru. I feel like an outsider in my own state. In the name of business we have lost our culture. From auto guys to swiggy guys, everyone talks to me in Hindi, even if they are kannadigas.

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

10 months

So many dull moments in the country but not a single one on this app :p

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

2 years

My Flatmate and I are talking to this same guy on bumble and I ask him about everything and my flatmate pretends to guess stuff about him 😭😂😭😂

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Poan Sapdi

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1 year

Saw this on LinkedIn. Seems pretty accurate. What do you all think?? The 12-step Script that an Indian Software Engineer, who arrives in the USA, mostly follows 𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟭 As a student, work hard to fulfil 3 goals (A) Pay off the Student Loan (B) Get a job anywhere in USA (C)

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

6 months

What a relief this is!!!!

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

2 years

Guys be doing arranged marriage and posting photos with “she said yes”, no bro, her parents did 😒

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

2 years

10 year old me 27yo me after after losing losing lakhs eraser in school in stock market

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

3 years

Burning Cash Dad investing in ITC 🤝 daughter smoking ITC

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

10 months

Shocking yet intriguing: A friend's friend (almost 2-3 years younger than me) earned 60+ LPA, but chose to quit her job and has been living in an ashram for over 8 months now. My friend tell me she's genuinely happy there and likely to stay longer. I'm little too confused—this

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Poan Sapdi

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2 years

Dating a startup founder is so difficult! This guy is literally meeting my Friends working in tech for the first time and is asking them for their resumes 🥲😭

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

11 months

Not to sound like a boomer, but when did Diwali, Holi, and literally all other Hindu festivals become about consuming alcohol? 😭

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

2 years

So I ordered chaat from this chaat counter in Koramangala and when I finished it, I realised my phone is switched off so I can’t upi and had no cash at all! I stood there clueless for 5 minutes thinking aaj toh bartan saaf karne padenge! 😭

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

2 years

Ye chote chote 16 saal k bache are texting me - “would love to take you out sometime!” Bhai take out pencil and notebook and padhne baitho chup chaap!

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

1 year

Perks of living with parents: everything comes to your desk apne aap: Food, water, snacks!☺️🥹

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Poan Sapdi

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4 months

Bhai!! Is it a female thing that I and a lot of women I know can’t sit on a chair with their legs down for long. Like I go crazy if I don’t sit in folded legs position and I see men sitting comfortably with their legs down whole day!!!!! Howw!!???🤯

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

2 years

Navratri special flirting 😭😂

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

4 months

Mujhe ekdum real love story feels aane lage hai ye memes se😭😭

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

3 years

Finding co-founder for your startup is no less difficult than finding a life partner 🌝

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

2 years

I shamelessly asked chaat vale bhaiya if they have card machine by any chance. He started laughing and that made sense 😒 He then asks me kya hua, I said phone discharge ho Gaya hai, how do I pay! He goes - iPhone hai na? I said haa! He said ye lo laga lo charging p! 😭

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

10 months

I want aise flirting skills. Although 3rd one called this girl behan and also flirted with her 😭

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

3 years

I am out on a date with this guy and he is eating his pizza with fork and knife! Send help please 🙏

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

2 years

I LOVE INTERNET! 😭😂

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

3 years

When I become a manager, I am cancelling all Monday morning calls!

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

11 months

Infosys’a pay culture should also change. They should start accounting inflation 🫣

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

3 years

I told my parents I want to be an Investment Banker, they said khud merge ho jao pehle kisi k sath

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

2 years

Today in Bangalore, I started for work at 8AM. Reached my desk at 8.02AM. Absolutely love work from home 😭

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

2 years

He mentioned IIM A in his profile, where A stands for Amritsar 🙂👍

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

2 years

auto and cab drivers in Bangalore are literally all the time ( not even exaggerating) on call. Who tf are these people talking to! 😭😭😭

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

2 years

Went to pick you up from “Bengaluru” Airport. What more hints do you want? 😢

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

2 years

A friend of mine took nearly 30% PAYCUT to move from Investment Banking to a startup because he wasn’t able to take out time for his family! HUGE RESPECT!! 🫡

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

3 years

Moving to Bangalore to work at a Bank and not a startup is making me feel like the odd one out lol

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

2 years

This uncle of mine travelled by plane for the first time recently and said “kya boring hai airport, koi kisi se baat nahi karta! itne time mein toh railway station p Rishtedar ban jate hain!!”👀😂

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

2 years

If Morocco wins, I will quit shitposting

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

3 years

Nice IIT degree bro, I went to BITS and Works with all IIT IIM people still people say JEE nahi nikla tha kya 😭

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

3 years

Startup Idea: Loan 1 month Advance salary to invest in times of market crash 🥲

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

3 years

Me moving out of my parent’s house after 2 years of wfh. Mom is sad because she is again used to of me being around! But my dad is like - “Ghar mein koi hota tha, toh lock karke nahi jana padta ghar” 🤦‍♀️

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

4 months

An acquaintance of mine recently bought a 2BHK of 650 sq ft for 3 CRORES in Powai, Mumbai 😭

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Poan Sapdi

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2 years

Bhai if you are around 27 and Unmarried and planning to visit your parents! Just DONT! They will take you to the mall shopping k bahane and make you meet your potential Pati dhokhe se! 😭

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Poan Sapdi

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3 years

After years of "Why don't you prepare for civil services", My dad today finally said - "Why don't you start a startup"

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

2 years

Crossed billionaire street in Koramangala, Bengaluru and never have I ever in my life, felt so gareeb 😭

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Poan Sapdi

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3 years

People sitting in a Starbucks with Dell laptop instead of a MacBook will be charged a poverty surcharge 🙃

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Poan Sapdi

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7 months

I swear, it's a significant issue nowadays. Today, I'm diving into the details. Since turning 25, my Rajasthani parents were eager for me to get married, exploring prospects on Shaadi app, Jeevansathi, etc. In three years of searching, I found only 2-3 worth considering.

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Poan Sapdi

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4 months

GUYS!!!!!!!!!

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Poan Sapdi

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2 years

Finally someone who matches my vibe💅

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Poan Sapdi

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2 years

Yeah sex is cool but selling stocks right before it starts to go down 🤯🫣

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

3 years

Men will literally start learning everything about Metaverse, NFT, web3, DAO instead of going to therapy!

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

3 years

My mom wants me to marry this guy with government job who literally earns 1/3rd of what I earn! If I say no, people will call me gold digger and if I say yes, society is gonna be like kuch gadbad hogi ladki m that’s why she settled for less. what should I do people? :)

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Poan Sapdi

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2 years

Literally every 2nd profile on dating apps in Bangalore is of a startup founder 😅

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

3 years

I have successfully lost all the money saved because of 2 years of work from home in last 5 business days’ market crash

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

2 years

Mujhe bhi chahiye 1 ladka jiske papa mujhe pyar se 3-4 crore ka cheque de aur bole nikal ja mere bete ki Jindagi se

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Poan Sapdi

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2 years

What’s your favourite quality in a person??

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Poan Sapdi

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2 years

My 2 years younger brother is getting engaged. Wish me luck for things I will get to hear from all the relatives. 🥹

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

2 years

Why conversion rate of my arranged marriage process is 0: - My mom gets request from him on Jeevansathi - our Parents talk - My mom shares my number with him - we plan to meet or talk - he searches my name on Google - Finds my Twitter account - And bam it’s over 😂😭

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Poan Sapdi

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2 years

This random guy in his early twenties at the bar yesterday: Him - Hey hi! Me - dude I am pretty old. Chill. Him- you don’t look old. Me - trust me. I am Bartender- Ma’am! Here is your water. Him - YOU ARE OLD!

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2 years

Rich people - hosts and go for Diwali parties Me - cleans home for 10 days and Get ready on Diwali, just to sit at home and watch TV!

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

2 years

Bhai my lazy ass just won’t go downstairs to buy a milk packet and will instead order that milk packet with 3 other things to save on delivery fee! What is this crazy shift in consumer behaviour!!

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Poan Sapdi

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2 years

Addiction of talking to someone on a daily basis is THE WORST!

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Poan Sapdi

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2 years

This is how my dad reacts to my photos🥰🫢

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Poan Sapdi

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10 months

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Poan Sapdi

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3 years

Who else is not playing Holi and scrolling on Twitter 🙋‍♀️😢

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Poan Sapdi

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2 years

Who tf goes to pickup someone from Bangalore airport after 15days of dating!!! 🥲

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Poan Sapdi

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3 years

Guys and their obsession with cooking without any upper body clothes on! 🤭

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Poan Sapdi

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1 year

What’s wrong with dog meat if you are okay eating literally every other animal/bird possible on the land and in water?

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1 year

What tf is up with banglore

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Poan Sapdi

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2 years

Don’t double text Someone who left you on read. Just DON’T!

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2 years

don’t give logic when the other person is emotional. Logic works with logic. Emotions work with emotions.

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2 years

boys only need one thing and that starts with S

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Poan Sapdi

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3 years

Ye naya funding ka pehla kharcha

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Poan Sapdi

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1 year

There is a huge huge difference between having friends and having friends you can talk to!

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

3 years

Very soon Indian Dads 🧔 will be like "Get a Startup ( Not sarkari ) Naukari, if you want to marry my daughter"

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

2 years

When your dad wanted you to marry a guy with gormint job but you start dating a startup guy!

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

2 years

I am 27 and it’s been almost 10 years of me living away from home and I still feel homesick all the time 😭

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3 years

Found this somewhere on internet #TheOffice

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Poan Sapdi

@Poan__Sapdi

2 years

Gareeb and single logo k liye alag Instagram bana do please! I am not able to relate to anything 😭

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1 year

🍿 🍿

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3 years

Everyday I am missing out on being rich by not investing in crypto and also by not making reels on instagram 😭

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Poan Sapdi

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2 years

Yeah bro Investment Banking is an exciting and lucrative career

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2 years

What is this phase called where you don’t like alcohol and parties anymore and coffee and walks is what you enjoy the most 😭

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3 years

Mujhe apni caste mein kyu nahi hota pyar. kaha hain sare baniye!!

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2 years

Men who communicate and express 🥵🔥

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3 years

The urge to call yourself an investor after investing in one stock :p

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Poan Sapdi

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11 months

Relationships should be 50-50. You take him out on a date, and he brings you flowers 🥺

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1 year

I am dead! 😭😂

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Poan Sapdi

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3 years

Sadak p aa jana h mujhe ye buy the dip-buy the dip karte karte 1 din

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Poan Sapdi

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2 years

Mummy bol rahi h Alia Bhatt ko bacha hone wala h and tumse pati final nahi ho raha abhi tak 😭

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Poan Sapdi

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2 years

couples are going to Maldives, single people to Vietnam and influencers to Qatar.🫡

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2 years

Ameer bande se shaadi karni h ab mujhe! Mujhse nahi ho raha ye office ka kaam! 😭

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3 months

Full ZNMD feels!! 😌

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Poan Sapdi

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10 months

Ishq, jo tufani duniya se bagawat karjaye woh ishq, bharay darbar mein jo duniya se lad jaae woh ishq, jo mehboob ko dekhe toh khuda ko bhul jaae woh ishq. - Bajirao Mastani

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2 years

Adulting is going to gym on a Friday evening when everyone is partying, and then going to parties after gymming ofcourse 🙃

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