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The Plaid Avenger's updates for founder and Executive Chairman of Alibaba Group Jack Ma (Mǎ Yún, 马云) (fake!!!)(parody)

Zhejiang, China (not!)
Joined September 2012
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@Plaid_JackMa
Plaid Jack Ma
8 years
If you want to grow, find a good opportunity. Today, if you want to be a great company, think about what social problem you could solve.
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@Plaid_JackMa
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"Never give up. Today is hard, tomorrow will be worse, but the day after tomorrow will be sunshine." - Jack Ma
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@Plaid_JackMa
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8 years
I think there will be a 'Big Trade War' between China and US. Wish everyone luck! - NDTV
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@Plaid_JackMa
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6 years
You are poor because you have no ambition.
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@Plaid_JackMa
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6 years
My job is to help more people have jobs.
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@Plaid_JackMa
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6 years
I will resign from Alibaba tomorrow.
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@Plaid_JackMa
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5 years
I think 50 percent of jobs will be replaced by robots after 30 years.
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5 years
Teachers and parents should encourage children to put forward challenge problems.
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5 years
Society is the best university.
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@Plaid_JackMa
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6 years
I like to play cards. I'm not very good, because I don't want to calculate, I just play by instinct. But I've learned a lot of business philosophy by playing poker.
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6 years
You think a lot at night, but remain the same tomorrow.
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5 years
Your diploma is just a receipt for your tuition.
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@Plaid_JackMa
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6 years
Always think that people around you are smarter than you, even they are not.
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@Plaid_JackMa
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6 years
The American multinational companies made millions and millions of dollars from globalization.
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5 years
Opportunities will always be there for those who are prepared.
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6 years
Don’t wait till tomorrow, do it now.
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6 years
I don't want to be liked. I want to be respected.
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9 years
"No matter how successful you are in your career, you must always remember that we are here to live - Jack Ma"
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@Plaid_JackMa
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6 years
When you succeed, everything you said will become truth.
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6 years
There are too many opportunities, but I have to focus on one.
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@Plaid_JackMa
Plaid Jack Ma
8 years
Ahhh, it's Chinese New Year! Happy Chinese New Year everyone!
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@Plaid_JackMa
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8 years
I was talking about the differences between Amazon and Alibaba. They are completely two different models. And I believe mine works better.
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@Plaid_JackMa
Plaid Jack Ma
5 years
The reason why I was good at English is that my English teacher loved me.
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@Plaid_JackMa
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6 years
Every technological revolution takes about 50 years.
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6 years
I was happier earning 12 dollars a month.
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5 years
Never think of earning money but think of gaining experience when you start a business.
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@Plaid_JackMa
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6 years
Today will be cruel, tomorrow will be more cruel, the day after tomorrow will be very good, but most people will die in the evening of tomorrow.
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@Plaid_JackMa
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5 years
It is time to enjoy my retired life.
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@Plaid_JackMa
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6 years
You should learn from your competitor, but never copy. Copy and you die.
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@Plaid_JackMa
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I encourage young people set up companies which could compete with Alibaba.
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People still need to have dreams, in case the dreams come true.
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@Plaid_JackMa
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Cleverness is the natural enemy of the wise, the fool speaks with the mouth, the wise man speaks with his head, and the wise man speaks with the heart.
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I don't like money.
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6 years
A large amount of resources are placed in universities and research institutes. I think it is not reliable. More resources should be devoted to kindergartens, primary schools, and middle schools.
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@Plaid_JackMa
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6 years
I dismissed the plan that provide 100m jobs for Americans because the situation is violated, my promise only will continue under a peaceful connection between China and America.
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6 years
I know nothing about technology.
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@Plaid_JackMa
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6 years
But I am not retired.
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@Plaid_JackMa
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5 years
Companies cannot rely on shareholders for survival.
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@Plaid_JackMa
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5 years
Take my failure as a lesson that would be useful than my success.
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@Plaid_JackMa
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8 years
The idea of globalization makes the world a better place. Globalization is 'great stuff': Alibaba's Jack Ma
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@Plaid_JackMa
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5 years
I had never spent any time to discuss money over 30 minutes.
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@Plaid_JackMa
Plaid Jack Ma
6 years
The name Jack was given by an American tourist, and I like it.
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@Plaid_JackMa
Plaid Jack Ma
5 years
It's amazing that the third-quarter revenue of Alibaba rose by 40% after my retirement.
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Please give teacher the best treatment.
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6 years
But you still need to fight for it.
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A good company needs female talents.
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I think Washington blew $14 trillion on wars in recent decades that would’ve been better invested in the middle class.
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6 years
What kind of business world are we living in?
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Sleeping is the most joyful thing for me because of my lack of sleep.
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@Plaid_JackMa
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The development of science and technology will lead the development of economy.
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@Plaid_JackMa
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9 years
I chose to name my company 'Alibaba' to reflect that the Internet is a "treasure island".
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5 years
I'm so glad to see the fast development of China.
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Millennials spend both the biggest dollar amount (an average of $2,000 annually) and the biggest percentage of their income (9%) online.
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Trade is the best communication. We need to respect different cultures.
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A trade war would be a disaster for the world. It's very easy to slip into a trade war.
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Alibaba is back to Hongkong!
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Entrepreneurs should be a hero in Africa. They are worth the appreciation.
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I think that America went wrong over the past 30 years by focusing too much on war and Wall Street.
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5G will soon exert great influence in public life.
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I will not come back even YongZhang make big mistakes.
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@Plaid_JackMa
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I love hot pot. It always can bind a bunch of people and have a good time together.
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9 years
Alibaba will be joining hands with Indian logistics solution provider MYPACCO to provide complete logistics services in India.
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I like the relaxed cadence of my retired life.
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@Plaid_JackMa
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Let's see what will happen in "Double Twelve".
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@Plaid_JackMa
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We are going to create the first eHub in Europe.
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The trip to Africa is meaningful.
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Higher education must be ahead of high tech revolution.
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Sometimes, social warfare could be not a good thing. It can crush down the entire country. I hope that Greece could be stabilized soon.
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I'm very glad to be an academic advisor in Tsinghua University.
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I love to be an English teacher. I really miss that good time.
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I’m happy to join eWTP
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Because they are also important stages in the development of a person’s learning hab
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I am currently sitting on all my money, and thinking about the relationship between @plaid_trump and America's economy.
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This is time for us to have a War, but in a different way, fighting war against disease, poverty and the climate change. @Plaid_Kimoon
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"Why am I better than most CEOs out there? I don't work for money. Getting profits has never been my main goal" - Jack Ma
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Working in the office today, China. Chinese stock market is so volatile right now. The government must pay great attention to it.
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@Plaid_JackMa
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The total turnover reached 184.5 billion yuan at the end of November 11th. This is Chinese economy power.
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In such complex era, we need abilities of dealing with complex problems.
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@Plaid_JackMa
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I love wine. Each wine have it's own meaning. People would not understand the meaning of wine until they experience miseries.
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In the first 96 seconds of Nov. 11, the online sales in China surpassed RMB 10 billion!
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Alibaba is in advanced talks to increase its stake in Indian e-tailer Paytm to 40 per cent, India's rapidly expanding Internet retail sector
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It is time for China to make great movies!! Alibaba goes to Hollywood!!
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Cutting prices is not enough. It's time to make your services free and affordable for all of China's entrepreneurs and consumers.
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Working in the office, China today. China's stock market is experiencing roller coaster price change. I hope it could be stabilized soon.
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In carrying out e-commerce, the most important thing is to keep doing what you are doing right now with passion, to keep it up.
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Spending weekend in China with family. There is no place like home, being with family.
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If all buying decisions were based purely on price, the cheapest products would always be the best sellers. but It is more about quality now
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I do not collect luxury cars, watches or pens. Instead, I like to collect salt from all across the world. That's my hobby!
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Working in the office thinking about how we could get more data accessible. Like I have always said, data is like oil for the new century.
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Working in the Office, China. China stocks fall into a bear market; however, I believe that this trend will be temporary.
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Chinese consumers are spending more on goods & services as they perceive as higher quality or higher status
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5 Countries signed the framework for AIIB, Asian version of IMF, today. I am curious about the future of this China led international bank.
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@Plaid_JackMa
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Alibaba never position ourselves as an e-commerce company. We position ourselves as a data company.
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Alibaba sees Los Angeles as a growing gateway to China.
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China cuts down interest rate to lower borrowing costs and help stabilizing growth in the world's second-largest economy.
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@Plaid_JackMa
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@Plaid_Xi2 祝习大大鸡年大吉吧!
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@Plaid_JackMa
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Alibaba Joins with 11 different foreign governments in Cross-border E-commerce Push. Thank you for the support!
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@Plaid_JackMa
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I just spent $23 million on a 28,100-acre property acquisition in upstate New York. I hope my plan turns out to be great for the people.
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