i dont wanna work hard and abide by "good capitalist civilian standards," i wanna be a domestic house pet and catch mice for my master and be given gentle scritches and headpats and abide by good kitty standards
oomf is a good girl! obedient little puppy!! hey, pup! pupppppyyy〜! you wanna treaaat? yeah, yes you doo!!!! you're such a good girrrll!! *snp clck* goood pupppyyy!!
c'mere girl!! c'mon!!
haaaii there!! haii beautiful!!! my special little oomf!! *scritchy scratchy petpetpet*
whatthEFUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKWHAT THE FUCKWHAT THE FUCKWHAT THE FUCKWHAT THE FUCKWHAT THE FUCKWHAT THE FUCKWHAT THE FUCKWHAT THE FUCKWHAT THE FUCKWHAT THE FUCKWHAT THE FUCKWHAT THE FUCKWHAT THE FUCKAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH SHAAAYYYYYYY LIKED MY TWEEEEEETTTT WHAAATATTATIUSNHFDK
was thinking about self harming and came up with the idea of instead drawing stars and hearts and cats on my thigh instead and honestly my self love has never been higher
PSA: STOP using HOMOPHOBIC TERMINOLOGY
"Give it to me straight" ✖️
"Give it to me gay" ✔️
"Walk straight" ✖️
"Walk lesbian" ✔️
"Straightforward" ✖️
"Biforward" ✖️
"Straight and narrow" ✖️
"Aroace and narrow" ✔️
i hate it when people ask me to do things
"can you clean the main floor?"
"can you just get your driver's license already?"
"can you do your schoolwork as it's assigned like a normal person?"
"can you get a job?"
no. i cant. im puppy.
@TunaxGD
lost my crypto wallet on metamask coinbase nft trade coin trust wallet i got hacked and banned i was scammed i'd like to commission an art banner with a sugar daddy or a sugar mommy i need iptv help homework essay due tonight crypto mining help. sugar mommy help account hacked
hey guys, trying to get a job... i'm going to private for now, just to make sure no employers are sticking their noses into my personal life
stay tuned! love you guys!
making a soft anxious bottom who apologizes constantly and says they're annoying and weird put money in the self-loathing jar is the best way to snap them out of it
hey all,
looks like
@illinoisdoas
was deleted/suspended/deactivated.
if it was deleted, which it looks like, it seems to be on the same track as my old (now deleted by elon) account.
if you want to follow the person who ran the account, follow
@maddywaddy0715
!!
#freeillinois
heya, everyone.
just a friendly reminder that this account is ages 16 and up... this is just due to like, the thigh pics and stuff... if you're 15 or younger, please take your leave
thank you ~ ⋆ ˙ ⟡
[Hurls my entire body though your window]
[Clambers to my feet]
[Places both hands on your shoulders]
HEY
YOU
NEXT TIME YOU SEE A TRANSFEM CALL THEM PRINCESS
NO IT'S NOT WEIRD
SHE'LL LOVE IT TRUST ME
TRUST JUST TRUST DO IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
hey everyone,
i wish to avoid or not see most if not all politics on this app, such as transphobia, homophobia, tons of arguments, threats, slurs, ect.
if you have any muted words or can think of any, please send some in the replies or my dms, and i'll add them to my list
mmh... hey, you... good morning!
how did you sleep?
badly? oh dear... i did not kick you in my sleep again?
i didn't? then...
i kept clutching you and pulling you into me?
you nearly suffocated!?
er... well, you're just so tiny... like a teddy bear... it's hard not to...
was thinking about self harming and came up with the idea of instead drawing stars and hearts and cats on my thigh instead and honestly my self love has never been higher
hey guys
i get we are tired of:
- zoos
- transphobes
- pedos
- paraphiles
- bullies
- homophobes
- anti-furs
- literally any rightist view
but when we're angry, the solution will never be violence
please do not endorse violence. it makes us no different than the actual dangers.
it's so sad looking at the comments of people who steal my comfort posts because you can tell that they are on the wrong side of twitter to be posting things like that
poor stray puppies
it's gonna be okay sweetie〜…
shhhhh〜
it's okay 〜 i'm here now, i'm here...
before i lose more followers to this, allow me to clarify that i simply do not want to see politics and people arguing over genocide in my timeline, it gives me an anxiety spike and makes me lose faith in humanity where there's already very little faith
thanks, dont leave
ONE OF THE JOBS I APPLIED TO CALLED ME BACK AND I WAS SO NERVOUS OMG BUT SHE SAID SHE WAS GONNA HAND OUT MY RESUME AUSJDJCJCJDJDWHXJFJFKUSJKEKFOGIRWHABX NCOVJGBDDOG IM GONNA BUY SO MANY DOG TREATS
thread of fuckass "Yeah!" and other "liked" images
I do not know the creators of these, nor did I make any of these. There are so fucking many, thanks elon.
mmmghfff fuckkkk i am fucking up this lasagna right now
mmffhhhgg lasanga was so good im eating the box it came in and the tin tray it cooks in mmfmhhghj
you are literally not a puppygirl if you can't do the commands sit, stand, paw, roll over, upsit, paw, other paw, fetch, greet, lay down, stay, come, heel, and speak
mmgh... good morning, darling〜
how did you sleep, sweetie〜?
awwwh, hey, hey, no need to stir yourself awake... we can stay like this, ok〜?
goooood giiiirlll! yes you are!
hm? you slept bad? oh, dear…
what's that? i was hitting you in my sleep!?
oh my gosh, i'm so sorry—