The debate for execution of refuse like Marcellus Williams shouldn’t be pro or con death penalty but pro or con public torture prior to decapitation
I would bring trials in stadiums, 300-500 traitorous names paraded nude on streets—things you haven’t seen since Cesare Borgia…a
I would ride bareback on a horse into a tornado ridden battlefield with only a shield and a sack of foraged berries if it meant I could protect this little fella
This guy is my neighbor and he goes on runs around the neighborhood with an invisible fence collar around his neck shocking him into the 4th dimension
He’s gonna make it
*talking to some serpent in the form of a busty blonde at the bar*
“You shouldn’t wear clothes like that, your parents worked hard to raise you and you are disappointing your ancestors every second”
(I pissed on the bathroom wall literally 2 minutes ago)
Chillin tho😎
I literally dont wear seat belts
Never have
Im missing out? Maybe
The belt alarm is annoying? Ur obviously not listening to Alice In Chains loud enough in your car
Solution to everything
Theres a reason gas station lady calls me Sugar and doesnt for you
Wont explain
Man is not made for defeat, he can be destroyed but not defeated
If you find yourself facing the chasm, my brother I am right there beside you
We are all gonna make it 😎
@artisanclark
Have never been one to criticize gym goers but recently they have been making me feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy and I think my mask of sanity is about to slip
“Yes this is customer service, you said your refrigerator was running? What does it look like so we can help out?”
“Ok it’s about 6 foot 3 230lbs and pacing around a 6:30min mile down Carothers please hurry I can’t catch it”
been supplementing this as protein for the past couple of weeks and it has yielded giga results
Hot chicks won’t leave me alone
Fat chicks despise me (for reasons unrelated)
& the guy whose credit card I keep buying groceries with is still on the hunt for me
Chillin tho😎
Its simple really
I tell them I have Android upon 1st impressions to see how they react & test loyalty
After a few days of deep, connecting convos it is revealed that I have iPhone & they are overwhelmed with relief
Then i block them and eat 500g of protein everyday for week
‘Sir can you please put a mask on’
‘My deadlift max?’
‘No a mask! Put a mask on now please’
‘All time PR or current?’
‘Sir you’re a threat to my health Im not gonna ask again!!’
‘About 505lb beltless, form is crisp’
‘Sir were in a p*ndemic!’
‘No thanks idk what that is’
You need to be listening to music more..vibing out, in the zone, feeling yourself
What I’m saying is that you need to be doing your f*cking thang at an unbotherable level, man
Don’t forget to smash unfollow button if you disagree 😎
Ever since I reached 73 followers I’ve had so many girls in my DMs it’s crazy and to make things worse most of them are unbaptized, I’m literally shivering
Got two very detailed plans with two separate broads on hinge this weekend and have absolutely zero intentions of following through with either of them, safe to say:
@wobblymami
You backed yourself into a slutty corner behaving like a heathen and consequently men will treat you accordingly
I’d still suck your toes you cute little retard
Beautiful nipples btw🥂
Does your mans smile too much? Lock that motherfucker in a closet with a pack of Marlboro reds and Alice In Chains blaring on repeat for a night and see what comes out the other end.
& Send me your snap while he’s in there
Imagine taking this app srsly
‘we all love ourselves more than other people, but care more about their opinion than our own’
Break the chain
Nothing else matters except hitting macros (I hit mine before noon that day) and finding right pair of jorts
Yes thats hernia
I literally skull-f*cked lactose intolerance earlier this year
Haven't said a word about it
That's how I roll
Celebrate in silence
Keep moving
We're all gonna make it brahs
I’m so fucking back
It’s hilarious to me how emotional jacked, 6% body fat bros get when somebody says girls prefer the Dad Bod
I really don’t care though I’m hitting it off with the pretty flight attendant right now (I’m jacked btw)
Ok back to hiatus
Word of the day:
governable, adj: Capable of being controlled.
“Become un-governable.”
(True story below abt me & the boys boppin at a red roof inn back in the day)
*on a bad date*
Me “so what do u think about the quote ‘not all that wander are lost?’
Her “Honestly I don’t really like it I mean it just doesn’t jump out at me I guess I’m just a type A pers-
Hey where are you going?!”
The end
Excellent fail proof first date idea: order enough sushi for a large picnic, forget your wallet.. ask her how her father likes being an Ear nose and throat doctor as you roast a smoke with the windows up on the drive back
Cheers🥂
“Anon I’ve never seen someone finish 60 nuggets so quickly let alone in one sitting, I admire the way people are staring at you because of it…I can’t thank you enough for taking me here I think I love you”