@samanthashirell
@underscoreBryan
One time a squirrel took an ornament she had outside on our porch and when she saw the squirrel again she yelled at it to bring it back. Next day the damn ornament was sitting on our porch again 💀
Being in El Salvador if I crave some sopa de pollo I just tell my grandma and she’ll kill the one that was running around the house all day and have it ready in an hour 😂
Tbh I don’t really like Valentine’s Day because it really just forces people into showing their significant other love and affection when they can just do it any other day. Like most dudes get their girl flowers and gifts but don’t do shit for the other 364 days of the year