I actually think this may be the cleanest performance I've had to date. Every hit and lock was on point and crisp af. Who knows if ill be at that level again, im OOOOLD AND BRITTLE NOW 😂
Shot by
@ArcticSkyWolf
(i think?) Lmao
Bro think about it.
Nap dates.
Where you literally just go over to someones house and sleep. Like platonic dating where yall just hangout and snooze. That sounds awesome
Time for the annual MFF reminder : If you find some cutie and get beckoned to the room.
Then you start just DIGGIN in it with your crotch falcon, layin more pipe than the mario franchise. And you dont want half the convention to see you
CLOSE
YOUR
FUCKIN
BLINDS
I am STILL blown away by the fact that someone just out and said "Yeah im a racist transphobe" and there were people goin "Wait lets not get too hasty and cancel them" like WTF?!? This person just out and said black people need shock collars because we are violent rapists
I about had a fuckin embolism, my boss asked me if I was the one that processes Reverse Proxies but the way he sent me the email said,
"Do you RP?"
My soul escape my body for a moment
Its canon that he was born in 1991 which means that he was subjected to the same era of the internet as me therefore this sitting position signifies one thing and one thing only..
..he also has been blown on a loveseat while watching Scott Pilgrim vs the world in Colorado Springs
Protip (because I have this issue of not liking my lips wet): put it back on them by giving them another smooch on the neck or forehead or hand or literally anywhere that would make it a really cutesy moment instead of the truth that you are returning their slobgoblin to them
Damn I cant stand popufu*vomits* always trying to one up each other and looking down at the rest of us from the throne of dildos.
This is a real message I got today from a real person who isnt me with real clout in the fucking furry fand-*hysterical laughter*
Shout out to the EMTs that came and got me. One of them picked up a bottle of cum lube on my ✨special dresser✨read the lable and PROMPTLY put it back down when he saw what else was on the dresser 😂sorry you had to see that bro but curiosity did kill the cat 😅
So long FWA another great con (fix your elevator situation I am begging you) thanks for the good time.....
.....whoever sucked my dad off owes me a birthday present
@GeneralPoobah
But what if:
-They knew this was hideous
-They knew it'd generate a buzz and get people talking
-They say they're gonna change the design
-They already had a final design that looks great
-They now have far more publicity than they would've
This smells funny to me...
#marketing
I stopped making fun of babyfurs years ago when i saw a 7'2" jacked cub named "Titan" grab a motherfucker by his throat at AC with marci badges and everything. At that point i knew i didnt want to get my ass kicked by someone in a pink unicorn diaper 😞
“Where you from?”
“Washington”
“Where in Washington?”
“Everett”
“Ohh, what is it near?”
“Mukilteo, Lynwood, Bothell”
“Huh?”
“Seattle, I am from Seattle. Starbucks is my lifesource and I tickle Jeff Bezos every morning when I wake up. The space needle is my buttplug”
And let me say one thing.
MFF your mask compliance was beyond anything i ever expected. Not a nostril in sight
I repeat
NAN NASAL VISIBLE
Everyone had masks on and on properly i am pleasantly impressed.
I knew you could do it
does anyone else pace or walk around when they talk on the phone?
Like I take full house excursions whenever I'm talking on the phone and sometimes I zone out and come to like "how the fuck did I get here?!"
So 11 years ago almost to the day. I was at antrocon 2009. Myself and another black furry wanted to see how many other black furries were at the con so we counted who we could fimd. There were approx 3,700+ attendees and we only found 11 POC.
This thread made my day 😃
This is forever my favorite VA improv gamer moment because I swear I want to be able to say something this genuine and powerful at least once in my life
Nevada: *waking up, making coffee, grabbing a danish from the kitchen, letting the dogs out, brushing teeth, letting the dogs back in, picking out what to wear, sipping coffee, getting in the c-*
The rest of the US:
Absolutely what the fuck is there to talk about? What discussion is there to be had? We just okay with racists? Im not. I love the fandom but some of yall irritate the fuck outta me not gonna lie
Something that lives rent free in my head is when the therians and babyfurs were arguing about, whatever, and someone said: "neither of y'all are supposed to be literate why are you on twitter"
And I still lose my shit at that