Mr. Wood @PhikaD Twitter profile

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Mr. Wood

3 years

This is a self-taught skill & these are some wood creations I've done. If you need anything carved out of wood, I am your guy. Workshop is in Nhlangano t/a Cool Carves. #TiniTwitter

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

9 months

A kid who had just finished school visited our workshop & said, "I did design at school & I'm looking to keep myself occupied." Well, we didn't have space for an extra person, but this kid's attitude was convincing enough to make a plan for him. Few weeks in, here's his work;

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

1 year

@Vhoyde Reminds me of how prison dudes are well toned yet there's probably no gym facilities in prison. They also work out on whatever they have. Yet here we are buying all sorts of gym wear.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

1 year

@BonganiNtuli I am surprised he asked this question. An off day on self-awareness, maybe?

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

3 years

I almost shouted "please participate" during sex.

Thaso

@_Thaso

3 years

Yo gents, how did you realize that she was not the one? 💀

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

3 years

Hey #TiniTwitter myself and friends have a carpentry workshop in Nhlangano where we make some furniture. This is some of our work. For more details, you can call me at 7621 8382

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

9 months

The more you think about it, the more you realise how people no longer enjoy dealing with raw human emotion. Some can't even hold tough conversations over the phone. They prefer texting.

ZUBY:

@ZubyMusic

9 months

Social media is reducing people's social skills and attention spans. As someone who has spent much of the past 15 years talking to people for living, it's really noticeable. The average person is even less socially competent post scamdemic.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

2 years

Thank you #Tinitwitter for the support you've given us this year. You guys have been trusting and patient with us as we try to do your designs. From entertainment furniture...

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

9 months

@Vhoyde You know the s*x will not be an act of love but a weapon. That will make it 10x thrilling .

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

1 year

Please vumani guys. I make very affordable baby furniture. Post April 2024, please call 7621 8382 to place your orders.

Teacher Bae

@MsGugstar

1 year

If you’re not careful this week, you’ll be delivery a bouncing baby in April 2024. Ungavumi.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

2 years

Mbabane people complaining about traffic circles while us in Nhlangano are so happy to have one. It is nice driving around that thing man!

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

2 years

Look what your retweets and referrals are doing for us at Cool Carves. Nente njalo nakulabanye #TiniTwitter You want a specific design done out of wood, talk to me at 7621 8382 / 7921 8382

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

2 years

@reverievelvet @PheshN @ycsm1n

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

4 years

@Hmaker_Nkosi Circumstances permitting, I would say sooner while you still have the energy to run around. Some people will say when you're financially, emotionally...blah...blah... stable. Money is never enough & nothing is ever secure in this world. Love babies? Make them, but responsibly.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

2 years

#Tinitwitter , thank you so much for the support coming from all parts of the country.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

2 years

Good day #TiniTwitter , if you're in Nhlangano & planning to open a business and might need any commercial Fit Outs, we are your guys. We trade as Cool Carves & here's what we've done for some businesses in Nhlangano Wooden shelves for N.D Fruits & Veg

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

1 year

Thank you #TiniTwitter for the continued support. Our workshop is in Nhlangano and worry not about us being a bit 'far' because we have a very affordable delivery plan. So, do tell/show us what you want & we will do it for you.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

2 years

Bo Sizwe Khumalo na Sthandile Dlamini (the gentlemen with all the hard work at the Cool Carves workshop) batsi angibabongele kakhulu ku #TiniTwitter for the continued support. Nawufisa sikwakhele lokutsite, sitsintse ku 7621 8382/ 7624 8967.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

3 years

From our Cool Carves workshop to the homes of the #TiniTwitter community. You like what you see, call/text me at 76218382. "If it's Wood, We Make it Work"

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

5 years

@TylerNeshNattie Two strokes in, she said "I love you"

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

3 years

This is what your likes, retweets and mentions have done #TiniTwitter . Thank you for supporting us at #CoolCarves . Entry prices; °Shoe Rack @ 1,600SZL °Easel Stand @ 470SZL °Bathroom storage @ 680SZL °Chest of Drawers @ 3,000SZL I am reachable @ 76218382

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

8 months

Here's how this app works; Me: I love dogs People in this app: what did cats do to you? Why do you hate cats so much?

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

2 years

Good morning from Rural Nhlangano. Such views add so much to the quality of my life.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

8 months

@Swazi_Cheri There's something subtly eerie in the air 😅

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

9 months

@InshallahSZN It's like they aren't aware that men are the gatekeepers of commitment.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

2 years

@IamTwiice @MaBlerh I would also suggest 'Atomic Habits' by James Clear.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

1 year

@BonganiNtuli Also, notice who amongst the two genders is throwing around the 'gentle parenting' phrase more.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

3 years

@MbingoHoward If you don't get inspiration from this video to continue with the fight, nothing else will.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

3 years

#TiniTwitter , we also do house/home fit outs. Thank you for sharing our work.

Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

3 years

Hey #TiniTwitter myself and friends have a carpentry workshop in Nhlangano where we make some furniture. This is some of our work. For more details, you can call me at 7621 8382

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

5 years

@khayadlanga But still no update for us to leave WhatsApp groups in peace.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

6 years

@BiKeR626 @NothandoM_ Most importantly, know when and how to complain. When treated well, give compliments.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

5 years

@SteveiGOtieno @ShadayaKnight You, sir, expect too much from women. This thing called accountability doesn't exist in their world. All they know is victimhood.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

10 months

When you watch those guys on YouTube building pallet houses, you end up convincing yourself that you can also build one😂. So, I started collecting pallets to try this thing. It's been a fun learning experience.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

3 years

I do carpentry as a side hustle. A client wanted a wall mounted headboard for her bedroom & the color finishes for the design were black and gold. Went to the paint shop to buy the paint & I was told gold is not sold to individuals because it is a colour used only by royalty.

Phumzile Van Damme

@zilevandamme

3 years

#TiniTwitter please share all the ridiculousness of the fragile egos of #KingMswati and his family such as that no one in the country may use a red carpet. He must be exposed for besides being a murderous dictator the fragile, thin-skinned clown he is.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

6 years

@hallaboutafrica This is like the Post Office wanting Gmail to be regulated. Elite thinking there!

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

6 years

@UmalambaneZN Always eliminate the first round by doing oral.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

1 year

@verticalpass Women possess verbal cruelty I am yet to see any man match.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

1 year

@Vhoyde The fact that this has to be mentioned is nuts. Isn't it obvious that once you go public with stuff that's meant to be private, it then becomes everyone's entertainment.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

1 year

@Vhoyde You see why they want you gone. 🤣🤣🤣

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

1 year

@verticalpass @Vhoyde A few years on this planet has taught me that women act ruthlessly in their own self interest. If a woman deems it to be to her advantage, she is fully capable of lying, obfuscation, fraud, deceit, manipulation, cunning, and more.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

1 year

This is the reaction you get when they don't like you. If she likes you, you can send a simple 'hey', and she'll respond with a paragraph.

God's Masterpiece ✨🏳️‍🌈🇸🇿

@MnguniReebo

1 year

Ayi angeke guys 😫😫😫

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

4 years

@Redpillng Which is why you need to be self reliant as a man. And when you decide to ask a woman to be part of your life, ask yourself what she's actually bringing that is of value and which you actually desire.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

3 years

As Cool Carves, we always appreciate the support from the #TiniTwitter community. What started as a self taught skill between I and friends has grown into an ability to do such.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

3 years

@Mhlabase_Msibi @SizweDhlomo Also artisan crafts are pretty easy to learn. You can even teach yourself, then get someone who's experienced to hold you by the hand.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

4 years

@moo_venda Proof that women do respond to a 'hi'. Not these satans who want us to write a whole essay to get their attention.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

1 year

Every little money I get, I buy power tools so that we can be able to pull off such at our Cool Carves workshop. Always appreciate the support from #TiniTwitter E2'600 gets you this. Want something done out of 🪵, text/call 7621 8382

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

10 months

@Vhoyde Time is kind to men, not so much to women.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

2 years

@honest_lihle @lisa_maliee I've always seen circumcision as a torturous practice meant to keep males in a lowered frequency. Crazy how thousands of years of enslavement continue to this day. And once the US government funds and promotes something, know that there's some hidden motive.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

3 years

@Teezy_Promking Cost of living isn't really expensive, but it's the choice of lifestyle that is expensive. Understand this, and be at peace with your financial position

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

1 year

This gentleman has had to take some serious criticism... It would be interesting to know how many of the people who are giving him such feedback have actually built something from the ground up. Business is hard, really hard. I wish him all the best.

THANDO MAKHUBU

@sowetocreamery

1 year

We're open today and tomorrow 12pm-6pm This is u Thando For only R410 treat your Mother on, Mothers day ❤️😍

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

10 months

@Vhoyde Always interesting how today's problems have solutions in the not so distant past.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

3 years

@PNMaster_ @mithisa_motho They want everyone to get the shot to validate their less informed decision to get a never ending experimental shot. Most of them finally coming to the realization that it was never about our health, but was always about tyranical power & control.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

3 years

@Shadaya_Knight As a man, you don't have the privilege to complain about life being hard. It is either you adapt or die.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

1 year

Mine vele imali yami nangiyidla ngedvwa angiyi enjoyi. Ngatsi ngingayidla nemuntfu. A woman to be specific.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

4 years

@ImcocoMash Very painful lesson but a lesson any way which points to a bigger problem; that they'll never teach financial literacy in schools because they know it will free the person from the shackles of debt. That's when you realise schools really aren't about learning, but conditioning

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

7 years

@ItsTheRealBizZ not only deeper, but also want you to be harder and faster all at the damn same time.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

1 year

Each time I buy plain yoghurt from this particular retail outlet, the cashiers always ask me if I am aware it's plain yoghurt. Well, I don't blame them for asking such a question because this is Nhlangano, anyway.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

4 years

@InshallahSZN Women want to be seen by the world. Men want to see the world.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

1 year

Painting in progress.

Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

1 year

She will be visiting for the first time. I am even thinking of repainting the house interior.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

1 year

@Vhoyde The body positivity movement ruined everything.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

7 years

@nandi_cakes you can add other international artists like Alicia Keys and Adelle.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

10 months

*Kute kusindvwa ngema jazi lanemvunya *Ugeza ngemanti labadzako. Kute sidzingo sema geyser *The trees, grass & rivers are bursting with life. *You wake up at 4 am, be outside & start working. *Non water drinkers are forced to drink water It's the most affordable season.

Teacher Bae

@MsGugstar

10 months

You summer babies, are you happy now?

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@PhikaD

1 year

She will be visiting for the first time. I am even thinking of repainting the house interior.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

7 years

@ClintonViceB to someone you really love, that shit tastes like strawberries.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

1 year

I wish this discussion will one day be settled by the fact that the stick is for car enthusiasts, people who love to talk to the car, & it listening to what you are saying. One time I drove an automatic I fell asleep. If you're not a car enthusiast, stick to your automatic.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

1 year

Almost a similar experience I had with one Tini Queen. I came back from work at 5:37pm and found her still in gowns, haven't bathed & she asked me "what are we having for dinner?" Yet there was food in the house that needed to be cooked. I wanted to disappear

Sokhulu

@BonganiNtuli

1 year

She left the bed undone after being the last one to get up. Yathimula ke i penguin.

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@PhikaD

1 year

@Vhoyde Yup, I also think he mastered Scout Mindset. He doesn't approach a topic with a "soldier mindset"; an intention to defend his own beliefs and disapprove his guests. Instead, he mostly adopts a "scout mindset"; an intention to explore and gather information from his guests.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

3 years

Hey #TiniTwitter thank you so much for liking & sharing my work. This has inspired me to share why I picked up carpentry as a skill. Perchance my story can inspire someone to learn any skill they can monetize Thread!

Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

3 years

This is a self-taught skill & these are some wood creations I've done. If you need anything carved out of wood, I am your guy. Workshop is in Nhlangano t/a Cool Carves. #TiniTwitter

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

7 years

@Munchoes the "I know how to take care of a man" type.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

9 months

His commitment, drive, enthusiasm, and attention to detail when making these pieces of wood have been impressive. It then occurred to me that I am where I am in life because someone took a chance on me. I've got a gem here.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

2 years

@Qokani Having been raised by a grandpa who believed so much in herbalism and practised it, I fully understand why you’re so passionate about this. Continue helping humanity man where Western medicine 'fails'.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

1 year

I remember delivering this to a client in Mbabane & after unwrapping it, she looked at it for a good 90 seconds & said "are you sure you guys are in Nhlangano?...because your work is good". I knew why she asked this question...🤣🤣🤣

Tsabedze

@SimphiweKibibi

1 year

Firstest mistake was being in Nhlangano😂

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

2 years

15 years later, my mom still asks me about my varsity girlfriend. She really liked that girl. What a difficult!

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

5 years

@Pablo_Nomkhaba Yep, I have this pic message that sums up their autopilot responses to anything men say that goes against their feelings.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

3 years

Hey #TiniTwitter , tell/show us what you want and how you want it and we will do it for you. The black wine cabinet will aesthetically organise all your bevs. For a time out, take with you that small wine desk for you and bae.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

2 years

In my country Eswatini 🇸🇿, the things I would do if I earned 41k....they would think I have a snake.

tumelo

@MrSAAerobics

2 years

middle class! believe them when they say they don’t have money

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

5 years

@ZubyMusic - throw litter anywhere/anyhow.

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@PhikaD

2 years

Burger King would be proud.

Kitty Jeanette

@ben_webertm

2 years

Females need to stop becoming djs , we need more domestic workers man

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

5 years

@ShadayaKnight Saw this today and it made a lot of sense. If they respond like this to criticism, just know..

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

6 years

I am sure the king saw Sikhanyiso playing spider solitaire in the computer and made the recommendation that she be made ICT minister.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

1 year

@honest_lihle Well, not bricklaying per se, but I am here to tell say you can do anything with YouTube tutorials. I am currently building this wooden crib via YouTube tutorials.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

7 years

@bonglez we really cannot confirm. It will have to grow up and decide for itself.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

6 years

@LuuTeeMoiloa I will spare the two and say goodbye to my socks

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@PhikaD

8 months

@Vhoyde Baddies were there, man. Maybe our grandparents had more discipline compared to us🤣

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@PhikaD

7 years

@DiegoSaidSo This thing of being only keyboard warriors without involving brains makes people say this bile. Totally irresponsible.

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@PhikaD

3 years

@TellYourSonThis Dress how you want to be addressed

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@PhikaD

5 years

@usapholwami @TylerNeshNattie I guess I have that special ingredient. 😂

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@PhikaD

1 year

Once you master the "emsebentini akusiko kanyoko" mentality, you'll be alright there by toxic work environment.

Kea

@Kearabile_

1 year

Toxic work place or unemployment?

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@PhikaD

7 years

@danielmarven took tampons thinking they were fireworks and lit them. I was angry they didn't crack.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

5 years

@JackDevero Once read an article that Sweden has run out of waste because her citizens are so good with recycling waste. They are even importing waste from other countries. The people employed in the waste management space are now creating gardens to beautify their cities.

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@PhikaD

1 year

If I'm at the queue at a pay point in a grocery store, & someone in front of me paying for their groceries is maybe short of cash yet what they are buying is essential, I always offer to pay for the difference than waiting for the cashier to call a supervisor for a void.

Name cannot be blank

@hackSultan

1 year

What’s your contribution to society?

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@PhikaD

1 year

My conspiracy theory about Umntfwana's Vision 2022 is that he wanted to create one payroll system where everyone employed in this country will be paid by 'One Person'. And as things are going now, that 'dream' is still alive.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

9 months

To support our work, please tell/show us what you want, and we will do it for you. Call/Text 7621 8382

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@PhikaD

1 year

This man said I should stop calling this carpentry thing a side hustle and start calling it a business because I've got something good going on there. Those words gave me a much needed mind shift. It's amazing how much a 5 minutes chat can positively impact your life.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

11 months

🤣🤣🤣

Rivelino

@alpharivelino

11 months

2023 BALLON D'OR RESULTS 1ST PLACE: Standing straight with cock confidence. His wife is leaning in. Her pussy is tamed. Three healthy sons 2ND PLACE: Leaning into his girl. She is leaning away. Her pussy is facing the world 3RD PLACE: Standing all alone with cock shame

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@PhikaD

4 years

@MalumSid Mental gymnastics. Sad part is that arguing with them isn't helpful because that's exactly what they want. Arguing feeds their emotions. That's their playground. State your point and shut up.

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Mr. Wood

@PhikaD

6 years

@KelvinOdanz You have a beautiful brain. Wish I could discuss issues with you over coffee/drinks. The clarity you bring into issues is astounding.

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@PhikaD

1 year

You see why that man wanted to take that woman to the bookstore as their first date so that they can buy books on financial literacy and economics.

Ottilia Anna MaSibanda

@MaS1banda

1 year

A reminder that Bafana Bafana players earn more than Banyana Banyana, because they are men. If people were compensated based on their skills, Bafana would have to pay Banyana… ✌🏾

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@PhikaD

2 years

I really love how this client is adding these pieces to their bedroom. Very grateful to have been trusted with doing these. If you're in the #Tini & would like something done with wood as per your design specs ,do hit me up on 7621 8382. #TiniTwitter

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@PhikaD

4 years

@TellYourSonThis I am glad one of my teachers encouraged me to take martial arts. Very good sport for young boys.

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