Meet Bedlam. It’s hard to not feel inadequate around a man with muscles for muscles and electricity powers. But Susan assures me that I’m great just the way I am!
#LoveMyWife
#MortalWifeMortalLife
Mustachioed member of the X-Force,
@PeterW_1974
, (mistakenly) breaks his silence to discuss teaming up with
@VancityReynolds
, aka Wade Wilson, in
@deadpoolmovie
, and doing his part to help save the world.
I take online Krav Maga classes. I also do a 2k walk/jog twice a week past the pond with the angry swans. Yesterday they wouldn’t let me pass but I brought an emergency snack, so I could lay in wait til they fell asleep.
@PeterW_1974
Hey I think we went to high school together! Aren't you the guy who was allergic to bees and water-foul? You went into anaphylactic shock at our prom by the lake? Remember ?
Dangerously close to getting blocked, Bobby Maximus! I take Krav Maga. My wife’s trainer has tattoos and wears dog tags. I wish a thousand swans upon your house.
#SwanSwarm
#XEnforcement