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Pelo Dee

5 years

📖 STORIES MEGA-THREAD 📖 I will link below all my Twitter stories threads in order of appearance, along with a short blurb, content warning and a rating on their "adult themes". Here we go:

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Pelo Dee

@PeloDeeDee

3 years

I think I like quiet littles. Those who are mostly non-verbal, who talk with their eyes, littles nods and vague hand gestures. Who you have to ask twenty questions to understand what they want. There's something oddly cute about that. Quiet shy little babies. 💕

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Pelo Dee

@PeloDeeDee

2 years

The rule is simple: Whenever you're outside, you can have a normal adult life. Working jobs, seeing friends, eating out, anything you want. But the moment you set a foot inside the house, Mommy takes over and you'll be padded, pampered, babied and doted upon. Deal?

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@PeloDeeDee

7 months

Peeing while asleep is called bedwetting. Pooping while asleep is called bedmessing. I think it's high time we stop calling the third kind of sleeping accident "wet dreams" or "nocturnal emissions" and give it a proper name that fits the logic: Bedcumming

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@PeloDeeDee

1 year

Diapered up and baked out of your mind, you order a pizza. You forget to put pants on when it rings at your door. The delivery guy tells you "Nice underwear you got there!" and you're too high to care. You get your pizza and go on to spend a zoned-out night. (1/2)

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Pelo Dee

@PeloDeeDee

2 years

(I was sitting on the toilet when my bathroom door flung open. My goblin barged in.) "Wha' ya do?!" I'm pooping. "On the potty?" Yes. "Not me!!" (He proceeded to squat down and push. I saw the back of his diaper bulge. Then he ran out the bathroom, cackling.) Oh dear...

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Pelo Dee

@PeloDeeDee

1 month

I swear, my only ABDL joke is replying "If only there was a simple solution to this problem..." every time someone mentions an inconvenience related to going to the toilet. I say it every. Single. Time.

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@PeloDeeDee

3 years

Babies with an obviously full diaper be like:

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@PeloDeeDee

3 years

"I love that." "Love what?" "That you have to wear diapers at night now. That I get to wake up next to an adorable baby every morning. You look so cute this way." "Awww... thank you?" "Thank *you* for being my baby!"

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Pelo Dee

@PeloDeeDee

3 years

University student laying on their bed in a onesie and diaper, sucking on a pacifier as they study their incredibly complex bio-engineering textbook... 💖

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@PeloDeeDee

1 year

Your untraining wasn't going well. You simply couldn't use your diapers for number two, and it was beginning to hurt. You begged your Mommy to let you go on the potty, just once, for some relief. She accepted. On the condition she was the one to wipe you clean, as a reminder.

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@PeloDeeDee

9 months

I think there should be more use of "uncles" and "aunts" in ABDL. Not in the strict family sense, but "friends that are so close you're willing to trust them with your little ones". Look, uncle Aaron is here! Do you want to spend a weekend at the beach with auntie Linda?

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@PeloDeeDee

1 year

Imagine. Your playroom has no furniture. Everything is on ground level. You have your playmat and your toys, you have pillows to sleep on, your collection of plushies is nearby. Even your changing mat is rolled up in a corner of the room. But...

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@PeloDeeDee

4 months

"Alright, everything is in order. Anything else you'd want for your stay at Grandma's Daycare & Nursery Spa?" [Looks embarrassed] "Do you want the nonverbal package as well?" [Nods vigorously] "Of course! I'll warn everyone. Now come with me." [Grabs her hand and follows]

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@PeloDeeDee

1 year

We've been so desensitized to good things. Can we just appreciate the concept of an "accident" for a moment? The despair before it. The feeling of losing control, your body refusing to obey, the accident happening despite your protests. The moment you give in and stop fighting.

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@PeloDeeDee

3 months

When their basic needs of food, shelter and safety are met, humans begin to think, to imagine, to create Art. Aliens understood that. They put humans in giant daycares, away from danger, with unlimited milk and diapers. They were eager to see what humans would create then.

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@PeloDeeDee

8 months

"You are sentenced to a perpetual stay in the Nursery..." ABDL: Well, that's not so bad. "... where you will get nothing but hand-me-downs clothes, cheap off-brand toys, and store-brand budget diapers. Forever." ABDL: NNNNOOOOOOOOOO !!!

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

If your little one is laying on their back and there's no diaper change emergency in sight, you MUST play with their little feetsies! You can: - Make them ride an invisible bicycle - Push until they push back - Tickle them - Pretend to nom them - Count down the little piggies

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@PeloDeeDee

1 year

My fav aesthetic at the moment is cute people who are deep asleep or just waking up, and wearing a diaper that has been put to good use while they slept. It's cute. It's so cute. It's so EFFING cute I want to snuggle them so much aaaaaaaaaaaaa

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

"Well, it looks like you really hurt your back. Did you do any unusual exercice recently?" "My baby... asked for... uppies." "Well, that's not so bad?" "They're... twenty-eight... years old... 😩"

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Pelo Dee

@PeloDeeDee

1 year

I hope whoever stole my lunch will appreciate the "spiked" meal I had made just for them. With the dose I've put in, they should be looking forward to, what, two, maybe three weeks of total incontinence? Much more efficient than a simple laxative, that drug~

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@PeloDeeDee

3 months

You got hit by a mental regression effect. It took you six months to remember how to talk, and a year to stop peeing your pants. For you, it's an embarrassing time in your life. For the one who took care of you during these months, it's the best time they ever had. 😚

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@PeloDeeDee

4 months

I'd play a reverse-dating sim where, instead of running after different people for dating, there's like five caretakers who are pining for YOU and trying to get your attention through gifts and activities. And you get to choose who's pampering your butt by the end of it. 🍼

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

"When did you get a new little?" "I didn't mean to! They followed me home, I think they imprinted on me? I couldn't get them to go away..." "Buddy. You got three already. Think of the diaper bill each month." "But they're so fluffy! I didn't have a fluffy one yet!" "Dude..."

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Pelo Dee

@PeloDeeDee

3 months

(Art by @ori_mew ) It's no secret that we tend to gravitate towards the cuter goblins when looking for adoption. But even under the roughest of appearances, a little green heart is already beating for you. 💚 This is why the Goblin Adoption Society brings you this PSA:

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@PeloDeeDee

1 year

Next day, you realized what happened and you turn bright red with shame. But it's only then you notice the delivery man wrote something on your receipt. It just says "Diaper pizza guy" and there's a phone number right next to it.

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

Diaper changing, the great icebreaker. I get being shy when talking to someone you don't know. But if that person has personally wiped your little bum, you are already more intimate than you could ever imagine. What's left to be embarrassed about at this point? 😉

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

New rule: Little ones on the changing table must hold their feetsies in their hands and not let go until I'm finished cleaning them. Understood?

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@PeloDeeDee

3 months

> Gengar used DIRTY TRICK! > You and your opponent's diaper content have been swapped! > Your diaper status is now Fresh! > Your opponent's diaper status is now at Full Capacity! > Your opponent is now Disgusted! > You win the battle!

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

It's rarely mentioned how much abnegation it takes to be a caretaker. The cleaning, feeding, changing, entertaining, supporting, day after day, without fail. It goes way further than just diaper changes. Go hug a caretaker. They're doing all of that just out of love for you.

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

I know this is not a fun conversation to have, but times are rough and money is tight. I've run the numbers and I think the only solution is for you to quit your job and become a 24/7 stay-at-home baby. The sooner the better. ... What?

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@PeloDeeDee

2 months

It's easy to give uppies to a child, or even throw them up in the air and catch them back. But could you imagine someone so big and strong they could do that to an adult? Effortlessly sending you in the air and catching you back with a laugh? How *small* would you feel then?

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@PeloDeeDee

3 months

Have you heard the new sensation that's sweeping the nation? ... It's the bacteria that proliferates in water supplies worldwide and causes irreversible incontinence and other "side effects" when you drink it. Switch to water bottles before you switch to baby bottles! 🍼

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@PeloDeeDee

1 year

"Pfah! You're exaggerating. There's no way a baby uses their diapers that much in a single day!" The witch cast a spell and synchronized the guy's bladder with the infant's one. Whenever the baby goes, he goes. He should learn his lesson after a week or two of this...

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@PeloDeeDee

8 months

Parallel play between a Big and their Little, both doing Lego. The Big gets the expensive, 2000 pieces masterwork kit. The Little gets a kiddy 3-in-1 which they can build into a dinosaur. Somehow, they both finish their build at the same time...

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Pelo Dee

@PeloDeeDee

2 years

I don't want a universe where diapers are normalized to the point of nobody noticing them or caring anymore. I want a universe where diapers are odd, but normalized to the point there's goodwill and accomodations for those who wear them. A benevolent universe towards littles.

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Pelo Dee

@PeloDeeDee

1 year

Underrated outfit to let your little one out in the countryside: - Old shortalls (denim) - No shirt - Diaper peeking from the wastline - Old battered sneakers Let them run around and play all day. They must come back home before dinner, because they WILL need a bath.

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

The three types of caretaker: 1. Quick, neat, efficient, you blink twice and the diaper change is already done. 2. Maximum teasing every step of the way, making you blush and squirm like crazy. 3. Non-stop cooing, singing voice, very likely to tickle or raspberry you.

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@DaddySnowKitty

2 years

The three types of littles: 1. Has to hide behind a plush or pillow during a diaper change. 2. So baby that they just lay there happily babbling on the changing table. 3. Spend the whole time criticizing the Caretaker's technique like they don't need help getting diapered. 🙄

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

Gripping the bars of your crib as you're on your knees, grunting and pushing a load in the back of your diaper, trying so hard to get it all out. All the while your caretaker strokes your hair in encouragement. "Good baby. You're doing so well. Keep going! That's good sweetie..."

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@PeloDeeDee

4 months

Imagine running away from home to join the circus But the only act they can find for you is in the clown show, as the "Biggest Baby in the World" And they're keen on method acting so they expect you to rock that diaper and maintain character AT ALL TIMES

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@PeloDeeDee

1 year

Tonight, you slept on your side and mommy was you big spoon. But as extra, she put her knee between your legs, keeping them slightly spread apart. Just so you wouldn't squish your diaper, leaving it wide and bulky like it should be...

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@PeloDeeDee

1 year

"No, I don't know why I like to watch cartoons upside-down. I know it's weird but it's... nostalgic somehow!" They probably don't remember the many diaper changes they had while watching cartoons. Flipped on their back, looking at the screen upside-down...

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@PeloDeeDee

1 year

Adorable scene that I basically never see anywhere: waking up your little one in the morning with a silly wakey-wakey song. Ease them up to the waking world softly and happily every morning. Make they giggle and squirm and plead you to leave them for five more minutes...

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@PeloDeeDee

10 months

I wish I could suck on a pacifier and derive pleasure from it. I wish I could fit boosters in my diaper without being uncomfortable when I sit. I wish I could poop myself easily. I wish I had someone to see all the cute diapers designs I wear. I wish ABDL felt better for me.

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

Give a kiss to your little when you see them drop a load. And another big one when you finish changing them. Hug them tight when they tell you they made a poopie. And soon enough, they won't feel bad about making boom-booms in their diapies anymore...

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Pelo Dee

@PeloDeeDee

1 year

Little one who's sensitive to smells and will absolutely tell on any other baby who dropped a smelly dump in their diaper. "Eeewww! They stinky! Change them now!" Not when they're the one who makes the stink, of course. That doesn't count. Obviously. It doesn't smell that bad.

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Pelo Dee

@PeloDeeDee

1 year

Checking on your little one's diaper while they're streaming. Wiping their butt as they keep talking to their chat for engagement. Cleaning up the unfortunate stickies as they try desperately to win that round... 💕

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Pelo Dee

@PeloDeeDee

1 year

The moment you come in the room, you're expected to crawl. Never stand up on your feet. All fours only. And while there's no furniture, everything you shouldn't touch is stored in nets hanging from the ceiling. Too high for you to reach, but perfect height for your caretaker~

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

(My goblin tucked on my sleeve.) "Look at my poop!" What poop? Did you poop somewhere buddy? "Look at my poop!" Sweetie, I can't see your poop. It's in your diapie, thankfully. (He turned his back on me and bowed down to show me his padded butt.) "Look at my poooooop !!"

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@PeloDeeDee

3 years

Different types of diapers can make you feel "demoted" to babyhood over time. It starts with incontinence briefs, then medical diapers. You'd think you couldn't get any more humiliating than ABDL diapers... ... until they bust the actual Pampers blown up to adult size. 😳

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@PeloDeeDee

3 years

Farting in diapers is underrated. It's muffled yet still perfectly audible. You can feel the wind spread and inflate your diaper, just a tiny a bit, just for a moment. Sometimes, it might be announcing something else yet to come... It's the best.

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@PeloDeeDee

7 months

Changing diapers voluntarily and enthusiastically counts a love language

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

You know what would be my dream scene with a little one? On a comfy couch, they're sitting on my lap, cradled in my arms like a small baby. And they're feeling so comfortable that they fall asleep just like that. I would love this. My tiny sleepy one. 💕 [Wishful sigh]

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@PeloDeeDee

1 year

I love when a big says awful things to a little in a sing-song voice and the little loves it like to bits no matter what. Big: *sniff* Oh god you smell. You smell SO BAD. You smell worse than a garbage trucks on a hot summer day! Little: *squeals in delight and giggles*

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@PeloDeeDee

11 months

I know, I know, you're not a baby anymore. You're big. You're very big. But if you're big, your accidents get bigger, right? And therefore, we need to take bigger precautions. It's only logical, don't you agree?

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@PeloDeeDee

4 years

Sweetheart... I want a baby. "Don't you think it's a little early in our relationship to have children?" You misunderstand me. I don't want a child, I want a BABY. I think you will do... 😈

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

You went to the store padded, but walking there woke up your digestive track. So while you were there, you filled the back of your padding. You had no way to change. So you did the whole grocery trip messy, hoping people wouldn't notice. And you still need to walk back home...

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

Normalize farting in your diapers even if you don't need to go potty. It's muffled to almost silence, it keeps the bad smells at bay for other people around you, and most importantly: it's fun. 💨

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@PeloDeeDee

3 years

Your mommy or daddy dressed you up by putting one of their own t-shirts on you. It's way too big and it looks kind of ridiculous... ... But it's soft, and warm, and it has their smell that you like so much on it... 😳

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Pelo Dee

@PeloDeeDee

2 years

Once you reach level 50 Caretaker, you get to select a sub-class: Cleanmaster 🚼 Foodmaster 🍼 Disciplinemaster 😈 Teasemaster 😳 Snugglemaster 🫂 Storymaster 📖 ...

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

A group of padded gamers takes a five minute break. The only potty trained member of their group needed a bathroom break. It's annoying to break the flow, but they're understanding. They accommodate him for his difference, even if it's inconvenient for all the diapered ones.

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@PeloDeeDee

1 year

Whenever I see a scene where someone is being exposed as an ABDL, usually by filling their diapers publicly in front of a disgusted audience that calls them a big baby... I can only see myself splitting the crowd to join them, like "Oh no, this kid needs help right now!"

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@PeloDeeDee

1 year

"Would you still love me if I was a worm?" "Darling, I would still love you if you were a teenie-tiny baby lying in their crib who could only eat, sleep, and fill their diapies with the nastiest, foulest of stinkies." "... Okay, but what if I was a worm?"

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

Caretaker feels: Watching your little one sleeping, for minutes at a time, in silence. They look so peaceful when they sleep. So beautiful, so precious, so happy. It makes you feel like it's all worth it when you see them like that, and you can't help but smile.

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

Hypno tapes, except they're just the sticky tapes on a diaper. Tape all four of them down and they make the wearer feel all woozy and confused~

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@PeloDeeDee

1 year

"You have no idea how fussy they are! They cry when I change them into a diaper, they cry when they use it, they cry when I clean them up..." "Wow, it's almost like they hated the idea of crapping their pants." "They did! I just thought they'd get used to it faster..."

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@PeloDeeDee

8 months

Your CG holds a balled-up full diaper in front of you. "Maybe we should keep this one? After all, it does contain all your grown-up thoughts. Your past knowledge, your memories... What do you think?" You don't understand what they say but they talk funny. You giggle and drool.

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@PeloDeeDee

1 year

One aesthetic I'll never get tired of is "gamer who are so focused on their game they don't pay attention to the fact their diaper is currently being changed by a well-meaning caretaker who wants to avoid a leak".

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

"But where are your presents, mommy?" She picked up one of the bows discarded on the floor and placed it in your hair. "I got my present right here, sweetie." 💝

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@PeloDeeDee

4 years

OK, I do love baby aesthetics, but there's a case to be made for kindergartner's look as well: - Short shorts - Big sneakers with velcro or untied laces - Colorful socks - Bandages on knees - Cartoon-themed hoodie - Kiddy backpack - Pockets full of stuff - ...

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

There are so many houses where you can find notches drawn on a door frame or a wall, measuring the kids' growth. They might look something like this: -- Sam, age 8 . . . . -- Sam, age 6 . . -- Sam, age 4 . -- Sam, age 3 -- Sam, age 27 . -- Sam, age 2

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

"I don't understand. You have to change your boyfriend's diapers! All you do is wiping his big adult ass three times a day! How can it be anything but degrading and... and humiliating ?!" "Yeah. Obviously, you don't understand. 🥰"

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@PeloDeeDee

1 year

The sentences "I am not a baby" and "I don't wanna be a baby" hit me so differently. One is a classic and almost a bit of a cliché, but the other, woof, it does things for me a bit more...

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@PeloDeeDee

3 years

You're blushing furiously, trying as much as you can to hide your soggy underwear. "I... I think I peed while I was s-sleeping..." you mutter, deeply ashamed. She immediately yelps in delight and embraces you tight: "Finally!"

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@PeloDeeDee

1 year

I feel like footed pajamas should include extra pads on the knees and maybe elbows. I'm old. If I stay more than a minute on my knees, it hurts a lot. How do you expect me to crawl on all fours in these conditions?

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

Step 1: get your little one for hug time. Step 2: place them across your lap, leaning against you, with their back away from you. Step 3: start a guitar jam, pretending the strings are on their back. Step 4: enjoy little giggles while you practice your sick riffs.

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1 year

"Mommy? What's 'sex'?" "Oh, it's a grown-up thing. Something you used to do, a long time ago. But not anymore..."

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

Little ones who fall asleep in the car anytime you drive them somewhere~ ❤️

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

Hey, um, thank you for walking me home. It was a lovely date, I really had a great time with you. So, uh... Care for a quick diaper change at my place before you head back? ☺️

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@PeloDeeDee

1 year

I'm talking DIAPERS! Plastic or cloth-backed, DIAPERS! Look at your underwear NOW! Do you wear a diaper? Wouldn't you be happier if you did??

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@PeloDeeDee

4 months

I love the idea of "stinking good". Love that sentence even. A bad smell that you still like and makes you want for more. Like, a diaper pail reeks of old stale pee (or worse!) and it is objectively awful... but at the same time, it's kind of lovely...

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

Bottle feeding your little tonight, neither as a reward nor as a punishment... But because you really didn't feel like cooking tonight and a bottle is ready in 3 minutes in the microwave. 😮‍💨

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@PeloDeeDee

1 year

Went to the movies while padded for the first time in years. I had forgotten how much it makes you waddle... The subtle crinkle only you can hear... The constant stress to hide the hemline from complete strangers... 🥴

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

Due to a critical error, we're forced to rollback you to an earlier save to prevent further issues. Unfortunately, it seems like you haven't kept up with your saves and the latest back-up was in... kindergarten? You should have been more careful! Oh well, it can't be helped.

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

Cursed (blursed?) thought: Having someone in diapers 24/7, but it's one of those people who only poop once every couple of days. In one impressive/scary bowel movement. 🥴

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@PeloDeeDee

4 months

"Hey, I could probably survive in a forced regression/adoption kind of setup! I'm pretty easy to live, I'm sure I could have a somewhat good time." [Immediately thinks about all the things that would make unenjoyable or nightmarish to me] "Oh no"

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

So, imagine you're coming back home and come face to face with an ABDL version of yourself waiting for you. They have whole ABDL package: diapers, clothes, toys, pacifier, etc. Clone? Doppleganger? You don't know. What's your reaction when you meet them?

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

The softest dom behavior is doing for you all the little tasks you could do by yourself. Tie your laces. Wash your hands. Cut your food. Comb your hair. Brush your teeth. All these things you've taken for granted... Now, they're done *to you* by someone more responsible.

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

Imagine one of those "I will stay in diapers 24/7 for a day for each like/retweet/comment this tweet gets" but it's now a magically binding contract and there's no way to weasel out of it and the tweet gets viral somehow

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@PeloDeeDee

1 year

> heyyyyy > wyd? < At 2 AM? < I *was* sleeping, thank you for asking > sorry... > could you come real quick and give me a diapie change pleeeease? > I kinda had a leak in my bed (T_T) < ... < You're lucky to be so cute < Omw > (>.<)

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

Coffee makes you poop, tea makes you pee, energy drinks make you do either or both. Conclusion: diapers are an integral part of a highly active work life! ☕

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

I think the one HUGE advantage of adult babies have over actual babies is that, if circumstances call for it, adult babies can *stop* being babies. It's all a mutual agreed game that can be stopped when certain life events make it unsustainable. And it can be a huge relief.

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@PeloDeeDee

3 years

When it comes to messing their diapers, some are terribly ashamed of it. Some find it disgusting, some even cry right after they're done. But others love it. They smile and enjoy the moment. Some are even proud of what they've just done. I wonder which one you'll be...?

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

Waiting until your caretaker has checked your diaper and found it clean to dump a load in the back, just so they have to check again in confusion a few minutes later... It's a dirty trick but it works like a charm.

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@PeloDeeDee

8 months

Imagine dressing up your little one into clothes that are one or two sizes too big. And of they ask why is that, just say "Oh, don't worry, you'll grow into them!". Well... they will grow into them eventually... right?

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

"Why do you kiss me every time I have a... a big accident?" That's my way of saying 'thank you'. "Thank you for what? You're the one who will have to change a poopy diaper now!" Exactly. 😊

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

(Right as I was about to close his new diaper on him, my goblin said:) "Peepee." WOAH! (I was fast enough to close it before he peed everywhere. And it was a loooong pee.) I have half a mind to just leave you in that soggy diaper, you little firefighter! "Heheh. Peepee."

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@PeloDeeDee

2 years

Cozy moments hack > Steal your little's blankie while they're busy watching cartoons > Put it in the dryer on low > Give it back to them, all warm, right before bedtime.

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@PeloDeeDee

1 year

To the surprise of many, the first symptom of Regression Syndrome was the complete loss of body hair. A true baby smooth skin, before the rest became baby as well. This symptom alone made it desirable to many people who wanted a flawless body, with dire consequences...

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@PeloDeeDee

1 year

Look. We both know that the little one is going to interrupt you every time you go on the toilet for more than a minute. That's just what they do. You'll never get that alone time anymore. If you both wear diapers, you just get rid of the annoyance altogether.

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