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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

4 years

Best advice for 2021, go on a road trip by yourself :)

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Pedro

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2 years

Me watching Greg Abbot be re-elected for a third term

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6 years

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4 years

My sister really met Patrick Mahomes at a party in college and didn’t let this man get her pregnant, this will go down as the biggest bag fumble in the history of our family.

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4 years

@Marvel @disneyplus

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

6 years

My little sister said she doesn’t respect me as a human being and it really hurt my feelings so I hid her glasses. Have fun trying to see u blind bitch.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

6 years

Avengers Infinity War is without a doubt the greatest comic book movie of all time. It was great in literally every aspect. The action, the comedy, and the emotions were all executed perfectly by the cast. I’ve never had a single movie impact me so much. 10/10

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Pedro

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6 years

Freshman to senior year. Many kids my age would say their greatest achievement was getting into college but mine was being able to hold onto my virginity. There were many women who tempted me along the way but my mother taught me to always say “No means no!!!” #ProudVirgin

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

6 years

My roommate and I aren’t really friends so I decided to try and change that by suggesting we make our own handshake cause what signifies friendship more than a cool handshake ya know? This man told me “Paydro I think we’re a little too old for that.” I am devastated.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

4 years

One time I had to cancel on a girl because there was only parallel parking available at her apartment complex and I got nervous and just drove off

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

6 years

I love my mom.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

6 years

So I just watched Hereditary and all I can say is FUCK THAT MOVIE. THAT SHIT WAS FUCKING TERRIFYING AND I HATED EVERY SECOND OF IT. I MEAN THERE WASNT EVEN A HAPPY ENDING OR ANYTHING. ALSO, IF ANY OF U MOTHER FUCKERS CLICK YALLS TONGUES AROUND ME YALL WILL BE CATCHING THESE HANDS

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

2 years

Being a Mexico fan is so damn heartbreaking man

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

6 years

Here I was thinking that the gap for favorite child couldn’t get any bigger

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6 years

Students at Texas Tech University are demanding action after a fraternity's racist group chat surfaced. Hunting immigrants at the border is just one of the suggestions.

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Pedro

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6 months

no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉

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who got that one sitcom clip

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Pedro

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7 years

I am Brad Pitt.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

7 years

Which Squad member are you?

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

7 years

Finally some good news

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7 years

It is now a felony to abuse or torture an animal in the state of Texas.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

7 years

Bitch I'm barely even in the picture...

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

2 years

@NFLonCBS @Patriots @WKUFootball

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

6 years

Dear diary, I just had the most awkward interaction of my life. I wasn’t paying attention while walking on the sidewalk and I ran into a girl, but what made it REALLY awkward was the fact that she was like 6’3 and when we ran into each other my face went right into her left titty

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

4 years

Made a TikTok with my sister and it got over 2k views in 30 minutes. What a fucking rush.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

3 years

@KidCudi You ate that hoe

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@Pedro__Garcia16

6 years

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

4 years

Just went to Starbucks for the very first time and when they asked what type of milk I wanted I was like “uhh cow milk?” and the girl fucking laughed at me I’ve never been so embarrassed idk how u girls do this

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

6 years

She friend zoned me

Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

6 years

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!!!! At around 12:08 a.m. I, Pedro Garcia stumbled upon a random girls twitter and I am 96.78% sure she is the love of my life.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

6 years

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

2 years

I got 10 days to get my shit together I can’t let Benito down

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

8 years

My mom don't love me.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

5 years

Tony Stark sacrificed himself to save the entire universe while Steve Rogers chose to go back in time and live out the rest of his life during segregation. I rest my case.

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@Pedro__Garcia16

2 years

@Patriots

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

2 years

24 year old me going to the theater by myself to watch the Kyoshi movie

Avatar News

@AvatarNews_

2 years

Paramount and Avatar Studios' first three animated Avatar movies coming to theaters: ⛰️ Kyoshi (2024) 🔥 Zuko (2025) 🌊 Korra (2026) All the info:

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

3 years

One time a girl I was talking to started making fun of me cause I didn’t know any songs by Led Zeppelin like bitch I grew up in Mexico what u want from me

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

6 years

“Nice costume Pedro” “Back at ya Jim”

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

6 years

Yeah sex is cool but did you know that scientists accidentally created a plastic eating enzyme that could potentially solve the global plastic pollution crisis.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

5 years

I lost my wallet this morning so I did the logical thing and retraced my steps and stayed positive the whole time so I wouldn’t panic but I’ve now come to the conclusion that someone took it. SO TO WHOEVER TOOK MY WALLET PLS GIVE IT BACK I AM VERY SAD AND HUNGRY

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

6 years

Me eating by myself everyday because I haven’t made any new friends in college.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

2 years

@Patriots

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

8 years

My squad replaced me with a white guy, I have never felt so betrayed.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

7 years

Felt cute today but idk I might delete later.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

7 years

Whenever I found out that girls send nudes to their friends I decided to send a nude to my boys and for some reason I kinda expected them to send one back but all they did was screenshot it and now we just don't speak of it.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

6 years

Went to the ranchito meat market to buy some stuff and when I paid the lady said “Gracias mi amor” and winked at me and I had to run out as fast as possible to avoid falling in love with her.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

6 years

Living my best life.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

5 years

“I’m Julius Pepperwood. I’m from Chicago. Thin crust pizza? No thank you, I’m from Chicago.”

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

6 years

I’ve been back in Lubbock for about 19 hours and I already wanna kill myself, but on the bright side I matched with a 6’2 girl on tinder and I might just hit her up so she can toss me around.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

6 years

I just had a nightmare where I was a single father of six and all my children hated me except for my youngest son Neil. I then let Neil go on a trip to NASA and he ended up dying. Idk what any of this means but I don’t want to have kids anymore and I’m never sleeping again.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

1 year

Mf like me would’ve kissed him on the lips

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1 year

This fan asked Messi for a kiss and he did it 😭😭😭 He won

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4 years

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Pedro

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7 years

Seven semesters into high school and it has been nothing like Grease

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

6 years

Sup fuckers it’s drunk Pedro and we have something important to talk about. I was recently fired which was like a total shock cause I was a killer employee and at first I was sad BUT THEN I remembered my idol and main bitch Oprah Winfrey was once fired so I’m no longer trippin.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

4 years

My mojo so dope

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

2 years

Watching Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness today and I would like to be clear that I am going for Scarlet Witch and Scarlet Witch only #MultiverseofMadness #ScarletWitch

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

7 years

Where the white women at?

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

7 years

Never forget that one time I was bullied by Lehman seniors for making a joke about me being a good luck charm. I want my $60k.

Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

8 years

I'm hurt.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

6 years

LOOK AT HOW CUTE EEYORE IS :’)

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6 years

Sooner or later, the past catches up to you. 🍯 Tune in to @TheEllenShow tomorrow for the all-new trailer for Disney’s #ChristopherRobin .

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Pedro

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8 years

It was the greatest moment of my life finally meeting you Tom, you're a lot more tan than I thought you'd be lol.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

4 years

On a first date with a shortie and we was just chillin in a canes parking lot eating our food and my fucking CAR DIED

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

4 years

@Patriots I actually do not love it

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

6 years

A very pretty girl at the rec asked me if I could spot her and my dumbass panicked and said “yes please” and she just laughed and awkwardly walked away.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

6 years

I’m about to start college

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

5 years

I'd give anything just to be by your side again. Happy birthday dad, I love you. ❤️

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

4 years

Just got a call from my job saying that I’m being put on a zero hour work schedule until further notice and that I should consider applying for unemployment. This was supposed to be my year and here I am applying for unemployment at the age of 20.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

2 years

While driving back to Austin last night there was a group of like 30 hogs taking up the entire road and I swerved to avoid them and almost spun my car out and the only thought going thru my head was “I can’t die while listening to Flo Rida”

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

6 years

So now that I’m in college I figured that I should have a cool catchphrase that people on campus will know me by. Right now my mind is pretty set on “Put it in the fridge!” I think it’s spicy but at the same time not too risky. Y’all let me know what y’all think.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

7 years

It has been brought to my attention that some of y'all think I am rude, so I would like to take this time to apologize to absolutely nobody.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

6 years

We went into today’s competition as underdogs, and we left champions. This bean squad went through a lot of adversity and discrimination today but we showed the world that if you love and trust each other anything is possible. #PWMB #VivaLaRaza

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

8 years

This how Lehman guys take pictures and I just wanna fit in. #DondeEstanLasLatinas

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

1 year

Primer trago con mi apa

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

4 years

I got written up at work by our owner today cause she came to the back and asked for some buckets and I said “u came to the right place” and crumbled up a receipt and shot it into the trash can.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

3 years

The boys > The girls

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

9 years

Just left Anissa at Tech and I hope she does great but if she hates it and decides to move back I wouldn't mind... http://t.co/3Z8Y4Gzee6

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

5 years

Normally I would just post a bunch of pictures for your birthday, but this year I decided to switch it up and make a super emotional and dramatic gif from the time we said goodbye to each other. I love and miss you so much bro ❤️ I hope you have a wonderful day 🎉😘🎂 @Rodolphins

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

6 years

Hey everyone it’s me Pedro, it’s 4 am and I should be asleep but instead I’m watching Me Before You and crying my heart out. Hope you’re all sleeping well.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

6 years

If you’re driving in shadow creek and u see a below average height guy jogging with a green hoodie that’s me. Pls hit me.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

2 years

Never coming to west 6th again all the dudes here 6’4 I can’t get any play

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

6 years

I ugly cried in front of everyone when I opened my gifts.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

9 years

Me:Mom I can't go to school Mom: Rain ain't gonna kill you Me:What about the tornado warning? Mom: I've seen you run pretty fast #MexicanMom

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

8 years

When your life has gone to absolute shit but you remember that you got a beautiful puppy waiting for you at home.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

4 years

I did it

Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

4 years

I wanna go to the Grand Canyon

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

5 years

Nice to know that we have the money to weaponize space but when it comes to things like universal healthcare, forgiving student loan debt, or paying our teachers more there’s nothing we can do.

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@KyleKulinski

5 years

The house passed a $738 billion military bill that gives Trump his 'space force'. The vote count was 377-to-48. Every single time we need the democrats to resist they don't, they're complicit. They're the faux-resistance.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

6 years

The letter I wrote myself freshman year got me crying, I used to be so happy and pure. :’)

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

6 years

Dear diary, today I went to K1 racing. A few days ago my friend Marco said he would beat my ass. So I responded like any real man would, I fucking annihilated him on the track. He spun out like a total bum and when I lapped him the joy I felt was indescribable. #GoodDay

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

1 year

Got an Uber to the border so I can walk across and the driver said “ojala no te agarren a putasos porque si te pareces bien fresa” 😭

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

6 years

Lehman twitter snatched my wig today

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

8 years

8 years ago today I watched the first black president be inaugurated, and today I will watch the first cheeto be inaugurated.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

6 years

Who would’ve thought that the hardest part of college would be remembering to eat.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

8 years

Exactly, you don't ask a girl to pay... they should already know that they gotta pay for themselves #Equality

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

4 years

I let my sister do my makeup and I’ve never felt so powerful

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

4 years

What’s the biggest hit that your ego has ever taken? For me it was when I was really broke and I jokingly said to myself “well as a last resort I can always donate my sperm” and then I looked it up and it turns out you have to be at least 5’8 to donate ur guppies.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

8 years

I'm amazed by how fast some people move on, I still have feelings for a hooters girl named Makayla that I haven't seen in 4 years.

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

2 years

Dawg Ima fucking kill myself I was tryna use a gift card at Walmart and it wasn’t working so the cute old lady working self checkout came up to help and me when I told her what was going on she grabbed the card and said “oh baby this a target gift card” 😭😭😭

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Pedro

@Pedro__Garcia16

3 years

I had a zoom meeting with my professor and I used my phone but I forgot that the last time I used my phone I made my username “LilDickPedro” and as soon as I joined my professor was like “that’s an interesting name” IM SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED

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