Jacqueline L. Landry, Author ππ³οΈβπβΏβπππ
@PedanticBohemia
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I pen dark suspense. Former USN, former CSI/Coroner's Office, and retired journalist of 26 years. Pedantic Bohemian, and Crone.
#amquerying
#OUDERKIRKHOUSE
Now on
#KindleUnlimited
! OVER THE RIVER, THROUGH THE WOODS, my debut novel. An emotional psychological suspense with a hint of romance. Reviewers have all agreed, it's a rollercoaster ride.
5.0 out of 5 stars A terrific read.
Reviewed in the United States on February 15, 2015
#ResignTrump
#TrumpChristmasShutdown
The king of asshattery strikes again. Still, I hold out hope because my fellow Americans haven't lost their sense of humor!
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#ConvinceAPetToAdoptYou
You'll never go hungry, never know cold. You'll be loved for all the days of your life, and never be left behind no matter what. I'll never let anything bad happen to you as long as I live. And when it's time to say goodbye, you'll know no pain.
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@ProjectLincoln
Our Governor, Jay Inslee, has made it mandatory here in WA state, but my caregiver still REFUSES to wear a mask even tho it puts me in danger. I've argued with her about it and she frankly thinks
#COVID19
is a hoax. I want to fire her but can't afford to be left with no one.
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@StevePasquale
@TrueFactsStated
It's a YULE tree actually. Because the Catholic church wasn't meeting its quota of followers, they stole the Pagan holiday & formed a cult around. Historically, Jesus was born in the spring. The Council of Nicea moved it to coincide with the already long-established Yule holiday.
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#AdiosTrump
"I couldn't have raped her, she's not my type." What the goddamned actually fuck does that mean? Then smarmy Miss Graham doubled down with a "that's good enough for me." Children are watching all this. You need to be vigilant they don't emulate his vileness/hatred
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@il0venostalgia
I grew up with these, in a bowl cut from an actual tree, the cracker, and nut picks in a holder in the center. Because I grew up in Southeast Texas where everyone and their dog have pecan trees. If you, by chance, don't, your entire family with give you brown paper grocery bags
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And it wasn't Biden or Harris, or because the moon is made of green cheese, so STFU
#GOPTraitorsToDemocracy
and
#MAGAts
! You're beyond tiresome when you get on your bullsh!t.
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@Auras_Journey
Until I got on a third antidepressant, that was me, too.
#depression
is a hateful journey not everyone survives. I'm glad you got a shower and feel better. You're strong and you got this, my friend.
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As a disabled American who relies on Medicaid to LIVE, this is terrifying me. I don't want to die in a ditch. Medicaid is the only thing keeping me in my own apartment and alive.
@ZachWritesStuff
Oh, also, it slows the heart rate because it's a central nervous system sedative. (Can you tell I'm a writer? Honestly, Mr. FBI man it's from research, I swear.)
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@ZachWritesStuff
Absolutely right. It is a strong narcotic sedative. You're definitely not going to have panic symptoms if exposed. Also, swallowing more than one patch with kill you.
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"Great Patriot Farmers"
@POTUS
going off the rails again. Nothing new. I will say this, though: anyone who slings that "patriot" word around isn't one. FDR & JFK were patriots. Our troops who fought in WWII were patriots. These days, there really aren't any left, only
#MAGAMorons
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#AdiosTrump
you're an old, impotent, mosquito-dicked day-glo orange clown. One day you'll be dead and I'll come to your funeral in a red dress, will speak a curse over you in perfect Spanish, then do a dance of joy. Ding-dong the dick-tator is dead.
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@XDarthThunderX
I need more of Baylan Skoll. I'm sad Ray has passed, he's a favorite of mine, but seeing him in this Sith role makes me happy. I want to know more about his padawan, too. I loved their opening scene in episode one. Amazing.
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I stand for
#FightFor15
because my highly trained caregiver has 11 separate certifications and still only gets $13 to do everything for me. There's NO such thing as "unskilled" labor. And she's on the high end with that, fam. Disgraceful.
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@ToriatheistTori
I'm a born-and-raised Texan. Born in Houston. MY country is NOT a Christian nation. It was created to be a melting pot where people who work hard get what they need. I'm for banning ALL fundamentalist religions. Everything in moderation, y'all.
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#stateofhate
#MAGAts
on here shrieking about this program and all the "hate" Dems sling. Right. Ask all the shooters who've been inspired by 45's bund rallies what their affiliation is. It's not Democrat, I can guarantee you. You
#WhiteNationalist
trumpeters are unteachable
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@grantstern
I was a journalist for 26 years. Modern "journalism" makes me gag. I'm ashamed of reporters now. So, no. I don't watch news or news programs. I don't watch anything on commercial television, actually.
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@FilmUpdates
Bill Sanderson in Deadwood. He's on his hands and knees, scrubbing up blood from a wood floor in his hotel. He has this amazingly Shakespearean monologue that knocks me out every time.
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#Truth2Voice
#TFG
#JeffreyEpstein
I'm just gonna leave this here for those who might have forgotten the former guy is a rapist who was friends with a notorious pedophile.
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#NationalAdoptAShelterPetDay
While the process may be described as "adoption," in actuality, you are saving a life. . .and having yours saved in return. WIthout my Curzon Dax, well let's just say the depression would've devoured me.
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SOMEBODY IS GETTING NERVOUS?
Manhattan DA argues Trump 'is not entitled' to details on probe involving his tax returns
The prosecutors pushed back in a pair of court filings after Trump's attorneys sought a hearing to begin obtaining information...
#MOG
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Zuckerberg said to say of Facebook ad boycott: βAll these advertisers will be backβ soon enough
CEO says no policy changes coming, according to report citing transcript of employee meeting