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Paul Kealy

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4 years

So sick of having to queue up in the bog to wash my hands. Like anyone is going to get Coronavirus from my cock - it’s been self isolated for years!

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6 years

Fuck you vegans!

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Paul Kealy

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4 years

Crawling back on your timeline. Spat dummy out after being asked to curb swearing following complaint. Next time I need to vent my anger at our incompetent PM I’ll do so in language that won’t offend the more delicate of our friends! Can’t miss Royal Ascot on here🤪

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Paul Kealy

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3 years

Big u-turn this, but I feel stronger about it every day: Why I’m uneasy about Elliott reaction and my contribution to it

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4 years

Who Dares Wins - won on heavy, GF, AW, Flat, hurdles, fences. What a terrific horse

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2 years

If you think you’re getting value at 2s now, remember Sprinter Sacre was 8s after his chase debut! Whether you like him or not you’re getting rinsed in ante post markets these days

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4 years

Off Twitter. Explanation more trouble than it’s worth - thanks to most of my followers over the years

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2 years

@NadineDorries You really are either A) madly in love or B) completely bonkers. Although I suppose if A is true B is a given.

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4 years

“Where were you when the best chaser in training went off at 3/1 for a Grade 2” Me: “in a pub saying I’m not so sure about the track and trip” 🤡🤡

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3 years

Truly stunning!

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Paul Kealy

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2 years

Two perfectly well dressed young women being refused entry to premier enclosure because they have white trainers. Assume it’s an any trainers rule but they are the cleanest you’ll ever see. Come racing!

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3 years

Every petrol station in my local area that had to close yesterday is now open, having been refuelled, yet these tossers are still panic buying. Massive queues everywhere. Country full of idiots

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Paul Kealy

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4 years

Not liking this legends race - what moron has Tiger Roll leading 12 out?

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Paul Kealy

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3 years

Morning after-timers. Here’s a novel idea for you. How about signing in here before 1.20 to call me a 🤡 for opposing Envoi Allen. He’s odds on, so the odds are in your favour. Go on, be brave. PS: For every backer, there has to be a layer. That’s how betting works.

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3 years

Incidentally, all this stick I'm getting over not having any winners - I don't have hundreds of millions in the bank and JP hasn't had any and Gigginstown have only won the seller (sorry)! I'm in fair company.

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3 years

This 1% nurses pay rise is just an experiment for the Tories isn’t it? Just to see if they really can get away with whatever they want, no matter how vile.

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Paul Kealy

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7 years

22 years married today and now she's fed up with my premature ejaculation. She used to take it on the chin but now it's getting on her tits

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2 years

With no Premier League football on, what a good day to showcase British racing. Oh . . .

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Paul Kealy

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3 years

33/1 for @LeonnaMayor there if I remember rightly. Does her homework and a good addition to ITV

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Paul Kealy

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6 years

Thanks for all the messages. Still shaking. Anyone know if @johnsonhoughton is married?

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Paul Kealy

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5 years

Split screen for a Group 1 at Newmarket and a bag of wank at Navan?

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Paul Kealy

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2 years

Hope everyone had a better day punting than me (would be hard to be worse tbf) but was an amazing day. C Hill a monster, Honeysuckle got the roar she deserved and I did my bxxxxxxs!

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Paul Kealy

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4 years

There’s around 15 races I’d have got rid of rather than the novice hcap! Pissed me right off

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4 years

These queues for McDonalds drive-thru - imagine being that desperate you’re prepared to wait two hours just for that soggy shit

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Paul Kealy

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2 years

I’ve had a fucking winner!

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Paul Kealy

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2 years

Love Hollie Doyle but let’s make this about the horse - stunning performance from Trueshan

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Paul Kealy

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2 years

Merry Christmas all. Hope you back loads of winners tomorrow - unless of course you’re backing against what I’m backing, in which case I hope you have a disaster and have to sell your presents😁

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Paul Kealy

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3 years

Now where was that bloke moaning about David Maxwell!?!

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Paul Kealy

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3 years

Cameraman must be drinking more than me. What was that?

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Paul Kealy

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5 years

Right, all the idiots who wanted racing at Ascot called off at 8am. Everyone has had an amazing day. Rammed still now after carol singing. Well done to course I’d say!

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Paul Kealy

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4 years

Thanks for all the nice messages people (and the odd miserable one)! Great day yesterday although would have been better if I didn’t have a filthy cold. Bed by 9pm - I’m officially old

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Paul Kealy

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6 years

Buveur toyed with him

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Paul Kealy

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5 years

Hi @CarpetrightHelp have waited in all day after being told my delivery and fitting would be today. 1. Nobody turned up. 2. Nobody rang. 3. Nobody answered phone. 4. Nobody has returned my calls after I left message. Not the Lucky 15 I was hoping for. #carpetshite

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Paul Kealy

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2 years

Allowed to drink on the job - I can see a career change!

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Paul Kealy

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4 years

Anyone know where I can get this degree in Photoshop everyone seems to have? Might be quite useful.

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Paul Kealy

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3 years

Is that why Santa Barbara is working over everything?

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Paul Kealy

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5 years

All these polls about a five-day Cheltenham: seems around 75% of people don’t want it, but you know it’s gonna happen and you know it will sell out. Like most, I think there are more than enough poor races already

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Paul Kealy

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4 years

Have you got the nod on Cheltenham then?

Jara Jene’

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4 years

March will be filled with happiness. March will be filled with positivity. March will be filled with progress. March will be filled with opportunity. March will be filled with kindness. March will be filled with love.

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Paul Kealy

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3 years

Somebody just told me to 'grow up' for opposing Envoi! He must be amazed he can get a bet on it any price. People are just weird

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Paul Kealy

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2 years

I’m just hearing that RTV split-screened the Derby. Seriously?

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Paul Kealy

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2 years

Cinema last night - trailers were depressing: Scream 6, John Wick 4, Ant Man 3 or 4, Creed 3 (essentially Rocky 12 or something). No originality any more. No wonder it was 80 per cent empty

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Paul Kealy

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2 years

Landed 45 mins ago and still at passport control. Automatic didn’t work on several tries so now in a queue with about two flights worth - and there’s just two geriatrics doing the processing. They have to squint to look at faces. Why is Britain so shit at everything?

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Paul Kealy

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5 years

Used to like ante-post betting midweek but fair to say it’s dying on its arse now. Hills just priced up 23-runner Sandown handicap on Sat at 214 per cent and 1/4 the first three. Shame on you

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Paul Kealy

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7 months

£620k for Fil Dor! Wtf am I missing?

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Paul Kealy

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2 years

Not true. I want her to be a brilliant PM and save us all. Just think there’s more chance of me playing up front for Man City - and I’m 54 and was shite when I was 24

Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧

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2 years

There are far too many people that are wanting Liz Truss to fail, rather than her lift this country and whole sectors out of the s***. That says a lot about the type of person you are.

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Paul Kealy

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3 years

😂

JC

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3 years

If Asterion Forlonge was a sheep🐎🐑

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Paul Kealy

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4 years

Horse with incredible record on soft ground is pulled out due to soft, Gs in places. Assume it’s not deep enough!

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Paul Kealy

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9 months

@carlhinchy @haydockraces So used to being taken out he thought he’d do it himself

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Paul Kealy

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6 years

Looks like my 17yo daughter finally got the message! Merry Christmas all

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Paul Kealy

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7 years

I know the President’s Club was appalling but it’s more sickening to me that Great Ormond Street are getting on their moral high horse and giving money back instead of getting on with saving children’s lives with it. That is criminal.

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Paul Kealy

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5 years

Some cracking racing footage on this account. Master Minded was a monster this day

Racing Tales

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5 years

Master Minded - Champion Chase 2008

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Paul Kealy

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3 years

Shame about Lieutenant Rocco. Thought he was a massive player. Let’s hope he recovers and shows how good he is soon enough

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Paul Kealy

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2 years

Dublin all afternoon for a good punting/drinking session to finish a fine week. Boar's Head in Capel Street is the one we've been advised to go to

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Paul Kealy

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3 years

She’s beaten, but I think Tarnawa wins the Arc

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Paul Kealy

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3 years

Backed a winner.,you’re all wan. . .

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Paul Kealy

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3 years

Merry Christmas all. Having great fun finding out what I’ve bought everyone! Roll on tomorrow😜

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Paul Kealy

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2 years

Morning all. Some feedback required. This is our new Easy View card for the less serious punter. Positive or negative comments welcome - as long as they are constructive. A link to provide feedback will follow. Many thanks

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Paul Kealy

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3 years

@RacingPost Kid in front held his line in my view. Perfectly entitled

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Paul Kealy

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2 years

Galopins a machine. So unlucky, but thank god he seems okay. Bob's not a chaser is he?

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Paul Kealy

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3 years

I have a new sporting hero. For a qualifier to get that far is amazing, to do so by routinely thrashing everyone like a top seed is something else. What a player this @EmmaRaducanu is at 18. How good could she be?

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Paul Kealy

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4 years

@RacingTV Here we go again! “If he doesn’t get 145 with Davy claiming seven we’re not playing.” Boring now innit

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Paul Kealy

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5 years

Having a Twitter break for a month. Too much shit I don’t wanna a read so deleting the app. Back in May, probably

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Paul Kealy

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7 years

Waiting Patiently superb; Cue Card total legend

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Paul Kealy

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2 years

@racingblogger Stop believing that every top novice hurdler is gonna be the next coming as a chaser. So rarely happens

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Paul Kealy

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2 years

First take - Banbridge takes some beating in Turners!

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Paul Kealy

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6 years

@geoffbanksbet Sorry Geoff but absolute bollocks. On RPS Anthony Van Dyck was joint sixth best horse to run in it in last 15 years. Advertise came in off a Hrouo 1 win. This attention-seeking is becoming embarrassing

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Paul Kealy

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5 years

What A Legend

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Paul Kealy

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4 years

What’s thicker? Winning line at Epsom or the Wood in jockeys’ heads?

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Paul Kealy

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6 years

How much easier on the eye is this Newmarket racing than that dirt shit last night? No contest.

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Paul Kealy

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6 years

I’m no royal wedding fan but is there a bigger twat than Hopkins?

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Paul Kealy

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6 years

Samcro: looks like a chaser, hurdles like a chaser, but if he stays over hurdles he won’t get to run in a Gold Cup until he’s 9 (assuming he proves good enough). Don’t really get that

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Paul Kealy

@PaulKealy

2 years

😂😂

Paddy Power

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2 years

All trainers welcome at @punchestownrace for Paddy Power Champion Hurdle day @PaulKealy

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Paul Kealy

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3 years

Think Honeysuckle will have a good snooze tonight

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Paul Kealy

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6 years

Early start and some advance study at Kempton

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Paul Kealy

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4 years

Backing the seventh six places in the Plate sums up my day. Roll on the jumps!

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3 years

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Paul Kealy

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7 years

See Nicky Henderson concerned Buveur D’Air didn’t have a hard enough race. Could have tried running him in a proper one. An £85k pot went begging today

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Paul Kealy

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6 years

Ante-post silly season again. If Mengli Khan is a 7-1 shot, Lalor should be evens

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Paul Kealy

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3 years

@racingblogger For winning a shit bumper. Calm down

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Paul Kealy

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5 years

Just had the best pub food ever in The Goat in Dublin. Exceptional. I’d post a pic the plates are empty

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Paul Kealy

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4 years

Went pretty much like a normal national - my main fancy (Kimberlite) never got a mention!

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Paul Kealy

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3 years

I've met some decent guys in the sport without really knowing them, and he would be one of those. Always seemed to be just a lovely bloke with no edge to him at all. Hope he enjoys whatever comes next as much as we have enjoyed him.

Bill Esdaile

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3 years

Breaking: Statement from ⁦ @dickyjohnson77 ⁩ who has retired with immediate effect after finishing third aboard Brother Tedd in the 5.25pm ⁦Newton Abbot

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Paul Kealy

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3 years

High Definition is gonna be gelded and run in the Triumph isn’t he?

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Paul Kealy

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5 years

Posh food, gotta love it. I haven’t got a ride in the bloody Oaks!

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Paul Kealy

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4 years

US Open field are a combined 135 over par so far today - roughly what I was on my own on Wednesday

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Paul Kealy

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1 year

Wouldn't it be nice to see those two in a King George for the rematch. Great race

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Paul Kealy

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2 years

2-0 - this is getting embarrassing!

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Paul Kealy

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3 years

That's a bloody good performance that. Two progressive horses probably ahead of their marks and getting 16lb

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Paul Kealy

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3 years

Loads of youngsters already on beer on train to Ascot - should be some sights later

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Paul Kealy

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3 years

See! Foxhunters. Up yours ireland! Oh, can’t say fox any more can we?

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Paul Kealy

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2 years

Do they really want to put more teams in the World Cup? Most of it is just garbage isn’t it?

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Paul Kealy

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6 years

Surely they are going to give up on Samslow being a two-miler now?

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Paul Kealy

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4 years

Fuck me - is this an actual human?

Laura Perrins

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4 years

I’d rather die as a freeborn citizen doing the things that freeborn citizens do, than cower like a dog in a kennel because the Government has ordered me to do so. I won’t do it. via @theconwom

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Paul Kealy

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4 years

Seeing a lot of of comments along the same lines. Best horse may well have won but that was a terrible advert for racing

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Paul Kealy

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2 years

I must be mad!

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Paul Kealy

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7 months

Was a laugh a minute with Johnny this morning

Racing Post

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7 months

🗣 “I'd have my towns on him here” 😂 ⏰ 1.40pm 🏇 Ireland 50th Derby Sale Novice Hurdle @JohnnyDineen says that Ballyburn is his "NAP of the whole meeting" 🍀 Good Morning Dublin with @paddypower 🍀 18+ #BeGambleAware

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Paul Kealy

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2 years

I love Summerghand but not sure any horse has done my head in more!

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Paul Kealy

@PaulKealy

4 years

Beginning to wish there 8 fewer races at Ascot this year. It’s becoming a long and painful week already

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Paul Kealy

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4 years

What an amazing horse that is

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