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@STH_JRDN Hopefully a slow agonising death
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@wiseconnector Nothing starts with N and ends with G
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@TheRealDudja The naked bit I'm fine with Not sure I could run for a full 3 minutes though
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@MuskUniverseUsa The person who took the photo
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@PaulImeson2
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@wiseconnector Time Let it burn itself out
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@benonwine I'm not a big royalist. But I do like Will & Kate
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@ohthoughtsquote move the top and bottom matches from the zero and put them as a power to the upper right, so it becomes 5118 x 10 to the power 11 which is roughly 60 thousand trillion trillion trillion
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@benonwine They are hypocrites. How do they travel? Do they live without any form of plastic? Do they make everything by hand from scratch, or do they use items delivered using oil? They'd be the first to complain when the shelves were bare.
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@PaulImeson2
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If you don’t want to be known as a failure Don’t act like one
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@spectator 100% guaranteed method to not have to pay parking fines: Don't park where you will get one
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@PaulImeson2
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@wiseconnector Rock bottom It's the kick that will drive you to success Have you noticed how almost all super successful people have a tragic story to tell?
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@brclothwrites The majority of people do.
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@PaulImeson2
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@Art0fThinking My mate was depressed. Went to the GP asking for pills. GP said: how much exercise do you do? My mate said: none really, always working. Too busy GP said: go for a 1 mile or more walk every day. If you're still depressed, come back He never went back
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@PaulImeson2
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@DrMoneyTrees Defending myself against a bully No regrets
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@wiseconnector Children playing outside
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@il0venostalgia Experience of being outside for more than 2 minutes
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@PaulImeson2
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@wiseconnector I feel the same I love me too
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@addicted2newz @JuliaHB1 It's scary that people can be convinced to believe this stuff. Climate change is probably ultimately a real threat, but doing something to immediately piss off 8 billion people isn't really the ideal solution
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@PaulImeson2
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@carnivoremax Corned beef. Used to be cheap. Now costs more than steak
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 To some degree, but not as much as shown in the picture. At the point of jumping both man and van have same velocity But once in the air the man will slow down, and the van may be accelerating. So he will fall behind
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@BigQadi I love when auto correct makes a sentence have a new meaning
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@PaulImeson2
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@ElonMuskAOC Zuckerberg planning his next failure
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@PaulImeson2
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@NoContextHumans I just checked in my dictionary and everything has 10 letters.
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@il0venostalgia Children rarely playing outside
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@Tracy19169518 @wiseconnector And even the word "nothing"
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@wiseconnector Mission impossible
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@EssentialMastry Hopelessness
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@PaulImeson2
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@benonwine Yes, he would. He is genuine and has great EQ Same for Kate, as queen
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@Matt_Pinner Crime, pollution, noise, lack of nature, cost, accent, weather
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@WriteEditPJ According to someone I know that works in a car insurance claims team - reversing OUT of parking spots is the number one reason for collisions. So, I suspect this is why people back in.
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@TheeJoelLopez The best marriages are when the man and woman both treat and respect each other the same.
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@wiseconnector Supercalerfragelisricexpealadotious
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@wiseconnector If you've done something wrong, then apologising is always the right thing to do. But never apologise for something you have not done wrong, no matter how much pressure you are under.
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@PaulImeson2
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@SeffSaid Growing apart, & not doing anything to stop it.
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@wiseconnector Including the 2 in the question: 10
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@il0venostalgia The naked part, I'm fine with Not sure I could run for a full 3 minutes
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@wiseconnector Disrespectful Unkind Dishonest
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@PaulImeson2
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@elonmuskADO This is ambiguous, and more info is needed. Left, in the box, could be 0, 2 or 4 depending if the same 2 were cracked, fried and eaten Left, in existence, is still 6
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@wiseconnector I'd take the cash. A six year old with this knowledge would be a freak
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Ok, worked this time, but from a health and safety perspective there is so much that could go wrong and cause pretty devastating injury
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@Lingzi_W Thank god.
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@wiseconnector Morning walk. Soul food.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Learning when to stay and fight. Learning when to walk away.
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@wiseconnector Can I pass and pick someone more interesting?
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@its_shizaaa Yep, lung cancer. That well known attractive feature
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@wiseconnector Nothing starts with 'n'', ends with 'g', and contains one 'h'
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@wiseconnector In the right circumstances, yes Some children grow up thinking nothing is out of bounds
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@wiseconnector If you need to ask that question, they don't.
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@ML_Philosophy You get more time to listen You get more to to reflect You get more time to think You give other people a chance to speak Silence can be a good thing
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@Lingzi_W Banff, Canada.
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@wiseconnector Better to strike a bully hard and fast And accept the consequences Than to face a lifetime of bullying
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@wiseconnector How they treat people not as wealthy or 'important' as them.
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@ronsterd89 1 and half hours? About 10 seconds Maybe you need an eye test? πŸ˜›
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@GigaBasedDad Having the right attitude
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@Stopworkplacebu HR not taking it seriously
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@SeffSaid Sincere kindness and respect for others
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@jasonllevin No. I'm not a qualified dementia carer
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@MenMoneyMindset It's useful for certain illnesses
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@PaulImeson2
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@nsjames_ Scrum has no relevance outside of the engineering teams
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@emiko_dev Part agree part don't I like the udemy courses that walk you through a project I usually do a second project on the side It just works for me That's how I learned React in one weekend, and passed a tough technical interview
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@wiseconnector There is no absolute single correct answer. It entirely depends on which rules of operator precedence you use. If you use BODMAS then the answer is 1.
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@wiseconnector Selfishness
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@benonwine 100%. Kate for queen
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@wiseconnector Cigarettes and alcohol
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@PicturesFoIder One of the best lessons my mum ever taught me: I was 5, she was eating cornflakes There was a huge spider in the bowl I freaked. She just calmly pulled it out and carried on eating I am now the LEAST fussy eater I know. Nothing puts me off Thanks Mum
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@ML_Philosophy That is called the comfort zone Its badly named If you can't genuinely and sincerely get past the cheating Move on 2 months of pain is better than 10 years
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@il0venostalgia A lot of the best songwriters are completely unknown.
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@elonmusk SeXXXXXXy
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@Sable4TheHOF @wiseconnector And 'nothing'. Look that up and reread the post. Lol.
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@Stopworkplacebu Including the 'F' in the question: 11
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@PostingOften Not sure you'd ever fully trust them again Forgive. Maybe. Forget. No.
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@Art0fThinking The person who took the photo
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@Stopworkplacebu They don't Bullies have never grown up
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@greg16676935420 Stocks are like buses. I always miss them
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@wiseconnector I have no respect for people who have a poor job
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@mindfulmaven_ People who look down on those less well off than them
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@SeffSaid People no longer have the time to hide their selfishness
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@_Mind_Changer @MentalUnleash Move the bottom left stick from the 8, so it becomes a 9 Then put it across the 0 so it becomes an 8 9+3-4=8
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@benonwine I wondered what happened to Chris de burgh
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@limitlessmindon Me and my wife decided not to have children We'll tell them to leave when they get home from school
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@wiseconnector Its possible, but not probable
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@Stopworkplacebu Mainly due a bad boss or bad culture. Next is lack of job satisfaction. Money is surprisingly low on the list.
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@anas__kham In order of most to least likely to help: 1. Eat highly nutritious food, and cut out junk food 2. Exercise regularly - walking counts 3. Get outside in nature as often as you can 4. Spend time with other people, socialise 5. Therapy - there's loads to choose from 6. See a doctor
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@DrMoneyTrees Good manners
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@ElonMuskAOC A cheeky, inquisitive and mischievous face
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@brclothwrites I know. Kids today are super well behaved, proving that spanking never worked.
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@Art0fLife_ I'd also add: know what your personal values are, and align what you do with them.
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@benonwine Unlikely this time I think (although you never know), but defo in the future
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@wiseconnector I've watched groundhog day every day for 20 years
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@SeffSaid Meetings Pointless meetings
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@wiseconnector When they look down on other people and think they are above them
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@Art0fThinking The person who took the photograph
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@wiseconnector Dear younger self. Thank you for taking all those risks and doing all them stupid things So that present self could be wiser and more successful
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@SamanthaPostman Ignoring those who doubt everything
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@ML_Philosophy Anyone who looks down on other people We are all people. We are all equal
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@wiseconnector Because a toxic relationship destroys your confidence. So its hard to move on.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Well, I would eliminate all posts that ask what one thing would you eliminate from the world πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
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@bagsfan75_Tony Space...the final frontier
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