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Paul Fulford

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4 years

Who else will join me in challenging @GavinWilliamson to spend next week sitting, unvaccinated, in crowded classrooms next week to prove that he's convinced they're a safe environment? Please RT.

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Kurt died peacefully tonight after a stomach condition that developed rapidly and catastrophically. If I don't respond to messages, don't regard me as rude - I'm simply too sad. He was a delight for the five years I knew him.

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5 years

Anyone know the political leanings of the person who took a picture of Diane Abbott harmlessly enjoying a G&T on the Tube? Odd but I can't remember Boris Johnson's fans getting outraged by the photographer's actions.

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2 years

OK. Can anyone with a knowledge of urban history or architecture suggest why this door in a garden wall in Hackney is so much smaller than other doors nearby and what the meaning of the caldron-shaped brickwork above might be?

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3 years

#BSHLOUT - before they completely destroy Birmingham City FC.

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5 years

@sherls "I attended the opening and closing of the door but I don't think I was involved."

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Paul Fulford

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2 years

@Lord_Sugar Personally, Mr Sugar, I'd avoid all public comment on such matters until I'd grasped the fundamentals of grammar.

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Paul Fulford

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5 years

Just saw some customers kicked out of Aldi, without being allowed to buy their trolley-full of stuff, for being rude to the checkout assistant. Quite fucking right.

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Paul Fulford

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4 years

Another 359 deaths recorded. If Boris Johnson is "proud" of his Government's response to Covid-19, I hate to think how many would have to die to make him ashamed. Incompetent, lying, inept fraud.

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3 years

47 years since the Birmingham pub bombings. I was unaware of the horror until my mom raced into the Norton pub in Pype Hayes to check I was there rather than in town. How sad that 21 mothers were never to see their children alive again.

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Paul Fulford

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6 years

@HoCpetitions A strong and stable site?

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Paul Fulford

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3 years

It's so hard to understand why referees are reluctant to give Villa penalties.

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Paul Fulford

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3 years

My one and only tweet this year about the Birmingham German Christmas Market: it's shit.

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Paul Fulford

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4 years

Happy St Andrew's Day - a day devoted to reflecting on the glory of Birmingham City's ground.

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Paul Fulford

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3 years

#BluenosesAgainstRacism I hope none of my #BCFC followers disagree. If you do, off you pop under your rock. You're no friend of mine or Blues.

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Paul Fulford

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9 months

@LiamFox Care to comment on the harm done to patients by 13 years of Conservative misrule and corruption?

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Paul Fulford

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4 years

I've just checked available online bookings at several Birmingham restaurants for tomorrow evening. Virtually all are full. So if you've booked and fail turn up, you're denying other customers a table and costing the restaurant money. But mostly you're a great big flaccid dick

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Paul Fulford

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1 year

Let's hear Trevor Francis's name ring out loudly round St Andrews at our first home match, with banners held aloft celebrating Blues' greatest player #bcfc

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Paul Fulford

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3 years

At this moment Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe's husband is rushing around the house starting those DIY jobs be promised to do when she was last home.

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Paul Fulford

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5 years

@toadmeister Did her father get her a place at Oxford?

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Paul Fulford

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6 years

The German Market – an embarrassment to Brum via @paulfulford

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Paul Fulford

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4 years

Good to see our mayor Andy Street's chummy relationship with Johnson and Hancock has left Birmingham's pubs, restaurants and cafes fucked. Nice work, Tory boy.

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Paul Fulford

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4 years

The managerial announcements at Blues are so slow coming that I'm starting to suspect Mikel San José is in charge of communications.

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Paul Fulford

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5 years

Hearing rumours that Chris Grayling intended to resign from the Cabinet tonight, but actually cancelled his Netflix subscription by mistake.

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5 years

Crab is better than lobster and anyone who thinks otherwise is a ninny.

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Paul Fulford

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4 years

The Met appears to believe that the way to prove they take violence against women seriously is to be seriously violent towards peacefully protesting women.

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Paul Fulford

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10 months

At the very least Garry Cook should explain to Blues fans tomorrow why he thinks Wayne Rooney should remain in charge after his disastrous start as manager has caused us to plummet down the table. #bcfc

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Paul Fulford

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8 years

I'd like to express my thanks to Gary Rowett for leaving #bcfc with enough points to give us a chance of avoiding relegation under Zola.

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Paul Fulford

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2 years

BREAKING: Team whose home kit has always been blue and is known as Blues will wear blue next season.

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Paul Fulford

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4 years

I'm proud that Birmingham has welcomed Malala.

Malala Yousafzai tells Desert Island Discs: 'Birmingham has become a second home'

From Bieber hits to Brummie accents - seven things learnt from Malala Yousafzai's Desert Island Discs.

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Paul Fulford

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4 years

Expect something absolutely wacky when Blues play Reading on Wednesday, like the manager choosing two strikers and putting players in positions to which they're actually suited. It'll be sheer lunacy!

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Paul Fulford

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8 months

The lead story on Birmingham Live's website is about how lovely it is to live in New Mill, Derbyshire, a two-hour drive from Birmingham. Reach's appalling ownership has wrecked the Birmingham Mail and its digital sibling.

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Paul Fulford

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1 year

@barrybigboyb @BCFC Perhaps because the majority of the fanbase isn't as thick and hateful as you.

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Paul Fulford

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4 years

A shout out to one of the city's unsung heroes - @briandick who has to travel the country watching Blues. Stay strong, Brian. Stay strong.

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Paul Fulford

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2 years

@WendtheWalker @BBC @GaryLineker Nothing says "I'm not a fascist" better than silencing someone for daring to criticise you.

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Paul Fulford

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4 years

I'm not saying Blues are looking poor but I just saw a couple of the cardboard cutouts in the Kop get up and leave.

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Paul Fulford

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2 years

Duncan found this in the woods at Cannon Hill Park today. I wonder if I should post it back to Michael Fabricant.

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Paul Fulford

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6 years

Tories - welcome to Birmingham's fantastic ICC... you know, that place was built with the help of £50 million of EU money. Now sod off back to the 1950s and take your Brexit nonsense with you.

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Paul Fulford

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3 years

The usual reminder: if you've booked a table to eat in a restaurant, cafe or bar, bloody well turn up or if you can't, have the good manners to cancel.

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Paul Fulford

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2 years

@nadhimzahawi No explanation in your arrogant letter about why you instructed lawyers to threaten libel action against those telling the truth about your tax affairs.

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Paul Fulford

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4 years

Soon pubs and restaurants will be able to serve customers outdoors. If you make a booking, turn up or at least have the courtesy to phone if you can't. Let's do all we can to help the hospitality industry.

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Paul Fulford

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4 years

I've just read that some sufferers of Long Covid complain that they can constantly smell fish and urine. Have scientists considered these people may simply be Villa fans?

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Paul Fulford

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2 years

Meet Duncan. A week ago Duncan was rushed to the vet because he nicked a chunk of cake containing dried fruit, which can be deadly to dogs. Today he was rushed to the vet after nicking a mince pie. He's fine. I'm poorer.

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Paul Fulford

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10 months

I've tried to be calm and have argued that Rooney should be given the January transfer window and several games afterwards to prove himself. But it's clear he's clueless about tactics, selections and man management. He needs to go now #bcfc

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Paul Fulford

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5 months

@bruceydarlo @jessphillips Are you the same Bruce Atkinson who threatens to block anyone calling you a "gammon', the Bruce Atkinson who's ready to insult others but runs away when anyone insults him?

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Paul Fulford

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1 year

This is very long but well worth reading if you want a perspective of Birmingham without the mannered use of the word "bab" and endless mentions of Snobs and Mr Egg.

Owen Hatherley · No Mythology, No Ghosts: Second City?

In the years before mass car ownership, Birmingham’s suburban workers were wholly reliant on the bus network. The...

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Paul Fulford

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5 months

@i_iratus Perhaps fee-paying schools could also set up branches in Rwanda and Tory MPs could send their kids there since it's a perfectly safe country.

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Paul Fulford

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4 years

Another plastic patriot who backed Brexit scuttles away from the shit he helped to create. Leavers, you were duped.

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Paul Fulford

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2 years

@LBC Can we microchip Tory MPs to check how much time they actually spend in the House of sodding Commons?

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Paul Fulford

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4 years

The Blues team I'd like to see on Saturday: Tony Coton Martin Grainger Noel Blake Steve Bruce Stephen Carr Robbie Savage Lee Bowyer Aliou Cisse Martin O'Connor Kenny Burns Geoff Horsfield

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Paul Fulford

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1 year

Cauliflower cheese has no place alongside a Sunday roast. Anyone who thinks otherwise has a brain made from fetid socks.

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Paul Fulford

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2 years

At this time of suffering, spare a thought for @briandick who is compelled to watch every minute of every Blues match and write copy that doesn't read simply: "They were shit."

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Paul Fulford

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1 year

Welcome to Blues, Shelby Companies Ltd.

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Paul Fulford

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4 years

Any other Bluenoses even angrier today with the players, manager and owners than they were immediately after the game?

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Paul Fulford

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4 years

Why is Birmingham in T3 and London in T2 when both cities have the same R rate and Birmingham's case numbers are falling while London's are rising?

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Paul Fulford

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3 years

Meet Duncan, a Weimaraner puppy who'll be coming home with us next month. I still miss Kurt terribly but it feels right to offer love, fun and a caring home to a new pup.

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Paul Fulford

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3 years

Eating two curries is all very well @TomCruise but in Birmingham you're no-one unless you head to the Blues after 12 pints of lager and eat five lukewarm meat pies. Up for the challenge?

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Paul Fulford

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3 years

Duncan has arrived. In between piddling everywhere, he's found time for a nap.

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Paul Fulford

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4 years

If you were Lee Bowyer, who would you drop the nut on first on your arrival at Wast Hills?

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Paul Fulford

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3 years

BREAKING NEWS: A source has revealed that at tonight's top-secret meet-the-fans summit, Blues owners pledged that the ground will definitely be fully open by 2036. Maybe. #BSHLOUT

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3 years

If you've booked a table at a pub, cafe or restaurant tomorrow, turn up or at least have the manners to phone to cancel. Otherwise, you're a a great big smelly steaming turd.

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Paul Fulford

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1 year

Northfield, do your duty.

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1 year

LATEST SEAT PREDICTION: BIRMINGHAM, NORTHFIELD LAB @alex4northfield GAIN FROM CON @GarySambrook89 MAJ: 25.9%

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Paul Fulford

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4 years

Good to see Jack Grealish getting the England recognition he deserves.

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Paul Fulford

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4 years

When I was a child my mom would ask if I wanted a "piece" - by which she meant a slice of bread, usually covered in jam. Was this a Brummie term and is it still used?

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Paul Fulford

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7 years

@faisalislam He's been a passenger in a driverless government for a while.

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Paul Fulford

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1 year

@Lord_Sugar Could that be because you have a substantial commercial property portfolio and are greedy?

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Paul Fulford

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3 years

Why do vegans insist on trying to recreate sausages from plants? I don't go around trying to turn a sirloin steak into a turnip.

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Paul Fulford

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2 years

Leicester today. Well done #Lineker

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Paul Fulford

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4 years

Covid vaccination booked for tomorrow. Jabs aren't usually something to look forward to but this one most definitely is.

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Paul Fulford

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5 years

@AaronBastani @Ofcom Keeping to the Politburo script, I see. Fully automated parrot communism.

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Paul Fulford

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4 years

Hancock is a nasty little shite who's crap at his job. Pass it on.

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Perfectly reasonable question and the small minded idiot Hancock responds in a way thats enough to make anyone’s blood boil. Insulting garbage. He should be prosecuted. #torybrexit #covid catastrophe

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4 years

My new toy.

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Paul Fulford

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11 months

@annettedittert @AndrewW66619812 Badenoch leaking an anti-Gove story to the Times because she wants to be Home Secretary and is scared he'll get the job?

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Paul Fulford

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3 years

England 4 Racists 0.

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Paul Fulford

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1 year

@RhonddaBryant @SecretBaris1a @RobertJenrick Quite appropriate since Russia is a major source of Conservative Party income.

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Paul Fulford

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2 years

Just had breakfast with Maxi Lopez at the Square Peg. After he'd finished his Full English and two pints of snakebite, he said the Blues deal would be completed by midday #ITK

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Paul Fulford

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3 years

Today fly home. Tomorrow welcome Weimaraner pup Duncan to his new home.

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Paul Fulford

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1 year

Birmingham Live has begun a series of articles about notable places allegedly easy to reach for us Brummies. The latest is a beach only three hours' drive away. Three feckin' hours. A six hour round trip. What cack.

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Paul Fulford

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6 years

@Andrew_Adonis @Renew_Britain Bloody Remoaners trying to avert sectarian strife and bloodshed.

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Paul Fulford

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6 years

Supporting #bcfc really is bad for your health. My friend's heading to A&E after rupturing his Achilles celebrating Blues' third goal.

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Paul Fulford

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4 years

A herd of bison has been introduced to open land near Canterbury. We should have them near Broad Street. They could be the Gas Street Bison.

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Paul Fulford

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4 years

Busy evening blocking the thick gate-mongers who've crawled from their fetid swamp to turn the tragic Birmingham stabbings into an issue of race.

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Paul Fulford

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3 years

I just bought tickets for @SolihullMoors on Saturday. Website couldn't have been more user-friendly. Tickets as cheap as chips. How different from Blues.

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Paul Fulford

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3 years

Unpaid = unacceptable.

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Paul Fulford

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2 years

Hey, @BBCNews , your impeccable impartial website doesn't seem to mention today's news that taxpayer-fleecing Boris Johnson has already made £3.7m this year from outside interests while rarely venturing into the Commons.

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2 years

Arrest women protesters. Introduce laws to make it harder to vote. Outlaw "noisy" protests. Appoint lackeys to key media posts. Sack TV presenters who criticise you. FFS, how much more evidence do we need that this is a dangerous authoritarian right wing government?

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Paul Fulford

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3 years

Things Northfield MP Gary Sambrook likes: Big dinners (sometimes at public expense), Pumping shit into rivers. Thing Gary Sambrook dislikes: Feeding hungry children, Punishing corrupt Tory colleagues.

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Paul Fulford

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5 years

Nigel Farage: unhappy to discuss his vile views and policies. A bully and - a word I seldom use here - absolute cunt.

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WATCH: Nigel Farage has a meltdown as he's caught out lying about his support for NHS privatisation, attacks on migrants and admiration for Vladimir Putin. #Marr

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Paul Fulford

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4 years

It's nearly 6 hours since I had my Covid jab and I've yet to feel a compulsion to buy any of Bill Gates's products. I'm starting to think the anti-vax conspiracy theories are a load of shite.

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Paul Fulford

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10 months

So it's OK for Tory MPs to present TV shows but not acceptable for a TV sports presenter to offer his political views off-screen? That's a totally fucking coherent argument.

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Getting caffeined up ready for my @TalkTV presenting debut this morning! I’ll be filling in for @petercardwell from 1000-1300. Just going through the papers now - some big stories to cover!

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Paul Fulford

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4 years

If you're poor and vote Labour, it's the politics of envy. If you're comfortably off, you're a Champagne Socialist. At what income level is it acceptable to want a fairer society?

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Paul Fulford

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2 years

Here's a happy reminder of the day my dog found Michael Fabricant's wig in the park.

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Paul Fulford

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4 years

Pep out. Board out. Every sodding useless person involved with running the club out.

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Paul Fulford

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2 years

The Cubanos at Early Bird in Kings Heath is sensational - fabulous bread filled with slow roasted pork shoulder, ham hock, emmenthal, pickles and mayo served with avocado dipping sauce. Outstanding.

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Paul Fulford

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3 years

Pan fried...pan fucking fried... unless it specifies on the menu that it's been fried in a sock, I'm always going to assume that it was fried in a pan #menubollox

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Paul Fulford

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2 years

Before you gloat too much about beating the Baggies, Bluenoses, just remember that there's a horse in a living room somewhere in Tipton that's going to get a right thumping when its owner return home drunk and angry.

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Paul Fulford

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3 years

@lewis_goodall @JolyonMaugham Has Boris Johnson ever been right about anything?

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