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Love my Western Bulldogs, SF 49ers and cricket. My arch nemesis is mental illness. Be nice to each other. (He/him)

Launceston, Tasmania
Joined April 2017
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@PatrickM_Gray
Patrick Gray
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Lifeline: 13 11 14 Beyond Blue: 1300 22 4636 Kids Helpline: 1800 55 1800 S*uicide Callback Service: 1300 659 467 1800RESPECT: 1800 737 733 MensLine: 1300 78 99 78 QLife: 1800 184 527 Open Arms: 1800 011 046 FriendLine: 1800 424 287
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@RonFilipkowski The US currently has 1.3 million active personal in their armed forces. Current estimates put Australia's kangaroo population at ~34 million. Let them come.
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He's already nailed the proud dad look.
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cricket.com.au
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"I'm a bit fat at times and I love a beer..." Mitch Marsh's acceptance speech had it all! #AusCricketAwards
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@IGN Different interpretation of haunting. But this one will stay with me for a long long time.
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Usman Khawaja just keeps finding ways to make me respect and love him more. Perfectly said when you can tell he's holding a lot back. Guarantee that the same people offended by his shoes were the same people screaming "All Lives Matter" a few years ago πŸ™„
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Usman Khawaja
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All Lives are Equal. Freedom is a Human right. I'm raising my voice for human rights. For a humanitarian appeal. If you see it any other way. That's on you...
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@AlboMP
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I’m proud of our men’s and women’s cricket teams, who have both won their opening two #Ashes matches against England. Same old Aussies – always winning! Australia is right behind @ahealy77 , @patcummins30 and their teams and look forward to welcoming them home victorious πŸ‘
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This is some real dumb shit. If a guy is offended at any of the content posted on @SheRatesDogs then they need to check their own behaviour.
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michaela okland
5 years
can’t tell if I’m upset about this post or kinda happy cus it’s literally on β€œunpopular opinion”
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4 years
I feel so sorry for Isa Guha. Had to commentate until 1am this morning. Now she has to endure Warne and Mark Waugh. I hope she's getting paid a lot to put up with this crap.
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3 years
Commentating with Shane Warne.
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I think we're all in unanimous agreement that Carlton fans take the cake for worst fanbase in the league this year. They have finally won something.
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@POTUS Everyone deserves dignity and equality unless they're Palestinian I guess Joe?
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3 years
The MCG needs to have the Shane Warne stand.
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6 years
England beating Colombia this morning is definitive proof that tea is better than coffee #WorldCup #ENGCOL
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2 years
I'm looking forward to 7afl's account and Jon Ralph coming at Harry McKay with the same energy they came for Cody Weightman and Jack Ginnivan last week. Or is diving suddenly ok when they're 6'5?
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1 year
Tom Morris remains a piece of shit and the epitome of a gutter journalist. If Hardwick has called a meeting for tomorrow morning to inform the club, would it really have hurt that much to hold off for 14 hours and show him the respect he deserves by allowing him to announce it?
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@Leoboy2607 @WisdenCricket Cool? Donald Bradman had already scored over 6000 runs before Sachin came into this world.
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Patrick Gray
3 years
Bailey Smith isn't the only dogs player with ice in his veins. The cojones required to pull off this kick with a 1 point lead and 30 seconds left on the clock is astounding 🀯🀯🀯
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3 years
As for Essendon. Get your jokes about their finals record out now, if you're some inclined to make those jokes. It ends in 12 months. Second half didn't go their way. But that's one hell of a football team. They're only going to get better.
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@TheBarmyArmy Way to completely trivialise and joke about what is an incredibly serious issue and behaviour that every man shouldn't be participate in. Be better. While I'm here, I guess you guys are just going to completely ignore this?
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2 years
Zaine Cordy went from having 1 senior coach in 7 years to having 3 in a week.
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Patrick Gray
10 months
All these two have ever done is win.
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Sohel .
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Show me a more dangerous duo in cricket.
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Everyone needs to hope and pray that Jhye can stay fit πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™ incredible bowler.
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1 year
Perfection. No notes.
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9 months
Cricket Australia's latest broadcast deal is just the latest example of short term dollars being prioritised over long term growth and fans. They now expect people to pay for Foxtel/Kayo and Amazon Prime to watch our cricket team. Or be happy with the handful of tests on 7.
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G.Maxwell. 83 off 45 SR: 184.44. Twitter goes nuts. Calls for him to be in all three national sides everywhere. M.Marsh. 93 off 41 SR: 226.83. Silence. Funny how that works πŸ™„ #BBL09
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4 years
You don't get Steve Smith out. Steve Smith gets himself out.
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3 years
What if, and go with me on this, Jason Bennett and Justin Leppitsch replaced BT and Carey next year?
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Patrick Gray
3 years
Margaret Court is an awful homophobic and transphobic old woman who, if that wasn't bad enough supported apartheid. She deserves every bad thing said about her and more. It doesn't cost anything to be a good person. She's chosen to be a bigot.
@GemmaTognini
GemmaTognini
3 years
How shoddy & cheap that some people feel the need to taint the brilliance of Ash Barty's win, the grace and humility with which she always carries herself, by saying horrible things about Margaret Court. They can't celebrate Barty without denigrating Court. What inner poverty.
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"He didn't win a Norm Smith playing forward" put JJ's wife on the selection panel! Put Bevo in his place.
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Patrick Gray
3 years
For anyone that needs a mood lift today: here's a very good boy loving his new pajamas.
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2 years
Interesting that all year it's been "don't boo or say anything bad about Ginnivan. He's a 19 year old kid!!! What about his mental health?!" Yet the same doesn't apply to 20 year old Ollie Henry who is getting abused from all corners today. Do as I say, not as I do apparently.
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Patrick Gray
3 years
It's pretty disappointing that a day after current and former players were practically climbing over each other to defend Toby Greene, that very few of them have condemned the online abuse Cody Weightman has been receiving.
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Patrick Gray
4 years
Forfeit then I guess πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ they're changing their excuse every day now. Just admit that you're terrified of the Gabba. It would be a lot easier. Other alternative, send them to Perth πŸ˜‚
@australian
The Australian
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#EXCLUSIVE : The Indian Cricket Board has written to Cricket Australia and said it does not want to play the fourth Test in Brisbane because of fears the mutant virus could jeopardise their forthcoming series against England at home.
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Patrick Gray
2 years
@ Western Bulldogs do you really need to see this again?
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5 years
Steve Smith won't be the same player after that hit at lords. England will definitely be able to get under his skin with the short ball. Archer certainly has the edge on him now. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ bitch please. He's the best in the world. Well played Steve!!!
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Patrick Gray
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A couple of things: 1. Naughton is not a free agent next year and English is a restricted free agent. 2. Referring to Bailey Smith as "high maintenance" and "a risk" given his very open struggles with his mental health. Is unbelievably disrespectful to him and others like him.
@FootyonNine
Footy on Nine
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"There is a lot of tension between management and Luke Beveridge." Caroline Wilson reports on the friction at the kennel, with Stuart Dew among the candidates for a senior assistant position, while questions linger over Bailey Smith's future. #9FootyClassified | Channel 9 πŸ“Ί
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A Richmond fan shouting "you should be ashamed of yourselves" and a dogs fan waving off a guy on a stretcher. The sooner we address just how generally terrible AFL crowds are, the better off we will all be. #AFLTigersDogs
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@SeasTheDay37 @akkitwts Hell yeah they do! When I was 4 my favourite song was Ricky Martin's "Cup of Life"
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AFL media: "so we've got two undefeated teams, Port and Geelong looking dangerous and Essendon with an impressive cartel of youngsters. Should we talk/write about any of them? Na let's do more hit pieces on Collingwood, Carlton and St Kilda. People can't get enough of them!"
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Patrick Gray
3 years
Steve Smith getting stuck in an elevator and Marnus creating an opening just wide enough to give him some M&M's is just the laugh I needed today.
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Patrick Gray
2 years
Cody Weightman you absolute mad lad. Dislocates elbow at the start of the quarter. Is smiling and hyping up team mates by the end of it.
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Patrick Gray
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@BeeBabs Yep. The old British stiff upper lip. Emotions of any kind are the devil! I can't recall my parents ever showing emotion. When I called dad after my nans death his response was "yeah it sucks a bit, but it happens"
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@JustMeSach @IGN Same. I was flat for days after this.
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Patrick Gray
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@WrestlePurists Mix it up completely Cody. It's not a title belt, it's not keeping anyone's pants up. Call it a title cummerbund.
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@Origsmartassam Anything to try remain relevant hey Sam?
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@taskmaster Sometimes it doesn't matter how ornate the grandfather clock is. The pendulum draws the eye.
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Patrick Gray
1 year
You will not find a single person who thinks Nathan Williamson is a good umpire. He makes shocking calls every single week. Why does he still get selected at this level? He's not good enough.
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Just when I thought it wasn't possible to love Usman Khawaja anymore. He comes out and speaks like this. What a guy ❀️ #Ashes
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4 years
I thought we were the cheaters? That's poor from Pant. #AUSvIND
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Patrick Gray
2 years
@DrainBamager In a world full of horrible people. Be like Kenny Omega.
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Patrick Gray
3 years
@ Western Bulldogs
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@WholesomeMeme The Ratatouille prequel.
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Patrick Gray
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The true magic of the Olympics is that you just never know what is going to happen. Who could have predicted a week ago that Algeria's football account would be out here expertly dragging idiots? πŸ˜‚
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@Algeria_FC
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Cry more
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@DennisCricket_ Please eat some mango's while you are there. I've heard that Pakistani mango's are the best in the world. I need a second opinion πŸ˜‚
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Bont wasn't dealing with the flu. The flu was dealing with The Bont.
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3 years
Anniversary of the best day ever β€οΈπŸ€πŸ’™ The line "I'd like to get Bob Murphy up on the stage" still makes me cry 😭
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Patrick Gray
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@SenatorWong That's a lot of words to say absolutely nothing.
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Patrick Gray
1 year
Usman Khawaja doesn't lose his cool like this. One of these old Tory pricks has said something incredibly offensive to him.
@SkyCricket
Sky Sports Cricket
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Usman Khawaja was pulled back by security after speaking to one the members inside the long room 😳 πŸ—£οΈ "I've NEVER seen scenes like that!"
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Maybe we should replace Harris with Mitch Marsh for Boxing Day? We either lose an early wicket as usual, or we make 0/400 in a session πŸ˜‚ Lunch Day 1 Warner 30* Marsh 370* who wouldn't want to see that?!
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Patrick Gray
3 years
@49ersBBQLover You forgot Nick Bosa gets held on every single play and it never gets called.
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Patrick Gray
3 years
Dimma this isn't your finest moment. If your fans can't be bothered making the extra 15 minute trip to see their team it might say more about their commitment than the stadium. I've met numerous Eagles and Freo fans that make the trip to Launceston to watch their team play.
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7AFL
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Dimma's not a fan of Marvel Stadium
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My reaction when I see everyone tipping and supporting Melbourne.
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Patrick Gray
3 years
It still feels like yesterday... He's left this world but he's never left our hearts ❀️ #63NotOut #408
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@adam_voigt @piersmorgan You and me both. Makes you feel a bit dirty doesn't it?
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Patrick Gray
3 years
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen 😍😍😍
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Patrick Gray
2 years
Wow all the journalists who make a career off writing bullshit and existing off pure speculation are lining up to attack Luke Beveridge. I'M SHOCKED!
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Patrick Gray
2 years
JAMARRA UGLE-HAGAN HAS ARRIVED!!!!! β€οΈπŸ€πŸ’™ (apologies neighbours)
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Patrick Gray
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All the commentators could talk about in the first half was Daicos this, Daicos that. They gave Bont no choice but to go beast mode and remind everyone who the best is β€οΈπŸ€πŸ’™
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Patrick Gray
2 years
Libba has one of the best photo albums of all time.
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CM Punk's t shirt today. What a guy. I love him so much. He wore this IN TEXAS.
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We will always have the memories. Thanks for everything Toby β€οΈπŸ€πŸ’™ I'm going to go cry now.
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Patrick Gray
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Is this how Collingwood fans feel every week? 😳 Amazing win. I love that it wasn't on Bont to get the team over the line. Bailey, Libba, Arty, Weightman were fantastic in the last. Great that it's not up to one guy to put the cape on every week. #AFLBluesDogs
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Patrick Gray
1 year
But also because I'm petty: 2 Brownlows and 0 premierships? That must sting a bit πŸ˜‚
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Patrick Gray
4 years
Whenever Steve or Marn display one of their batting quicks I imagine Warne getting irrationally pissed off. It makes me happy.
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Patrick Gray
10 months
He's absolutely going to vomit on the ground if he plays tonight. But it would be very funny to watch him smack a big score while visibly hungover πŸ˜‚
@BuzzConway_
Josh Conway
10 months
Trav Head looking about as well as you’d expect arriving for the T20 series 🐐
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Patrick Gray
3 years
Premiership: Western Bulldogs Brownlow: Marcus Bontempelli Coleman: Aaron Naughton Rising Star: Jamarra Ugle-Hagan Surprise AA: Cody Weightman
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Patrick Gray
3 years
Patrick Lipinski and Lewis Young set to leave in this trade period. The dogs handsomeness factor is going to take a huge hit going into 2022.
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Patrick Gray
2 years
TOBY HAS RE-SIGNED!!! Absolutely marvellous news β€οΈπŸ€πŸ’™
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Patrick Gray
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I'm still proud of this team. Everything that could have gone wrong did go wrong tonight. With only 1 left on the bench it would have been easy to wave the white flag and concede 6 goals to 0 in the last quarter, previous dog sides may have. But not this one β€οΈπŸ€πŸ’™
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3 years
FUCK YEAH!!! My dad doesn't have cancer!!!!!! Just his third case of pneumonia. Still not great but could be a lot worse. Not sure why his initial doctors couldn't figure that out but oh well. Doesn't matter now. I'm a very relieved boy.
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Patrick Gray
1 year
I never thought I would see Indian cricket fans siding with Australia but here we are. The true spirit of cricket is clearly: fuck England.
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Patrick Gray
3 years
Steve Smith is a genius. Excellent bowling change. Good catch as well. That was at an awkward height. #Ashes
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Patrick Gray
4 years
@HashTagCricket @narendramodi You actually think Modi is respected across the globe? πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ Couldn't write better comedy if you tried.
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I'm obviously biased. But I think this is a pretty good statement from both the club and Bailey? It sounds like he's already aware that it was a poor decision and hopefully he learns not to do it again. I hope Libba invites him over for a coffee and a chat in the next few days.
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Western Bulldogs
2 years
The Western Bulldogs wish to release the following statements on behalf of CEO Ameet Bains and Bailey Smith, in relation to content which emerged today on social media.
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Patrick Gray
4 years
@MichaelVaughan You weren't playing tonight either?
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Patrick Gray
1 year
I'm going to keep saying it. He's too good.
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Patrick Gray
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You sure did champ. I'm distraught. Losing a T20 match sandwiched in between the ODI World Cup and test summer is incredibly upsetting. I don't know if I'll ever completely recover from this pain πŸ˜‚
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@mufaddal_vohra
Mufaddal Vohra
10 months
An Indian fan said, "India took the revenge of the world cup final by defeating Australia today".
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Patrick Gray
4 years
@JulesGia @BNONews He fellas replying to this. You can just say "no it's not" without being a condescending twat. Eg. No it's not an atomic explosion. Although I can see why you think of that given the mushroom cloud that appears.
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Patrick Gray
2 years
Saw the usual "Jamarra is a bust!" Tweets last night during the game. He's kicked 12 goals in 12 games. How many did Buddy Franklin kick in his first 12 games? 11 Josh Kennedy? 6 Jack Riewoldt? 12 The guy currently leading the Coleman, Charlie Curnow? 7
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Patrick Gray
2 years
I thoroughly enjoyed that match. My favourite part was when the dogs kicked 13 consecutive goals and Hawthorn didn't kick one for an hour.
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Patrick Gray
1 year
The next Western Bulldogs head coach. He's going to love having Harley Reid in the side.
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Patrick Gray
2 years
I'm surprisingly calm. Disappointed, but calm. This was our season in a nutshell. Sometimes very good, sometimes very shit. But in the end not quite good enough. Also I got to see Toby make his AFL return. That makes me very happy 😊
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Patrick Gray
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Sam Darcy 7.1.43 defeats North Melbourne 6.6.42
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AFL
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A career-best day for Bulldogs young gun Sam Darcy πŸ’ͺ #AFLDogsNorth
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Patrick Gray
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@Noah_WHU @jimmoriarty81 That's one hell of a friend to notice so quickly and get her out of there. Fantastic stuff πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ she should be very proud of her actions 😊
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Patrick Gray
2 years
THE DOGS HAVE KICKED MORE GOALS THAN BEHINDS!!!!!! #AFLNorthDogs
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