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Views my own or of someone wittier than me who I have plagiarised

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@PatrickKeyte
Patrick Keyte
@PatrickKeyte
3 years
1/12 In 2018 I had a hair transplant, adding about 1.5 inch to the front of my hairline/temples. I had this topped up in 2019 because the density was poor at the front. I was largely pleased with this until March 2020 when I noticed the density thinning out
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Ariel when she first get her legs
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Adele releasing her album: 60
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Ok so you can actually see my penis in these shorts… won’t be wearing them to work again 😬
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Me at the clean up after Christmas Dinner
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How can I have aged so much in a year?
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Bored
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@PatrickKeyte
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Moved into my flat back at the end of last year and spent the beginning of this year making some big changes. Here is the kitchen before and after
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Obligatory topless selfie in Omera toilet
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Love going to the gym to stay exactly the same shape for 33 years
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Apparently this one is nicer
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Happy Birthday to the OG demon twink, who is actually an Angel in real life @JoshuaLSpeers
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I had dysentery when this was taken
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Putting my 🍑 to good use
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3 years
Say hello to Noah, who is wearing my Christening suit from 1989! Merry Christmas 🎄 🎅🏼
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Happy Halloween 👻🫠🥺
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Easy like Sunday morning
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10 months
Tbh it was me who did the vibe kill
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What’s craziest thing a man has ever said to you while trying to flirt?
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😉
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This old hag is 36 next week
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3 years
Ho Ho Ho 🎅🏼!
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3 years
I have an alt now 😬🙈🙊
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3 years
📸
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Big reveal 👨🏼‍🦳
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3 years
I forget how much I like these pants 🍑
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3 years
Impromptu headshot for stage door. I’m not mad at it
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Smells like summer 🌞
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1 year
Once again I find myself asking, how do so many gay men who live in London manage to go on regular holidays abroad BUSINESS CLASS?!
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It’s official - no more student loan
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3 years
Cliche me pointing at the #Hollywood sign but it also being too far away to read 🥸
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2 years
I didn’t have time to get my eyebrows sorted out
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10 months
When I wake up Santa will have been x
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3 months
Me dashing around the gym changing rooms trying to get a half decent selfie when no one is around to judge me
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Part of my content release plan… the awkward hand on pockets
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3 years
50% of the people sucking dick during Thanos’s snap
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6 years
I just shaved... am I a twink now? (No I’m still an old fart)
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6 months
Might delete later
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@_gapc Well… did you?
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10 months
What you see when you pull out of a twink
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. @THR
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#throwback to 8hrs ago when I forced @chriscolfer to have a picture with me #ThrowbackThursday @DreamgirlsLDN #hungoverAF
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Excuse the bruise on my hip - I fell down the stairs at Farringdon running for a train that was never going to come
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Me when I (try to) bottom
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2 years
I’ve finally got Twitter Circle - who wants in? Will that mean I can post nudes on main?
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2 years
I am a millennial and I refuse to start wearing baggy trousers.
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Wfh this morning so I’ve got my tits out
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The gym is thirsty werk... 💪🏻😂🍆
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2 years
I just bought lube in superdrug and the guy serving me asked if I was going on holiday, and I replied “yes, to Butlins”
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Fuzz
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And here is the bathroom
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@PopCrave Jennifer Coolidge
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The amount of breathing in it took to get this
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First topless selfie of the year
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They fit her 🥲 @badgal_cd
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Hiking in the hills
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🤳🏼
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G’night world
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Grindr noise goes off. Me:
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Arguably my best angle
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Morning 💪🏼
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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AB Testing
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👋🏼
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I can see your halo 👼🏼
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It’s been the worst kept secret for years that Philip Schofield groomed a teenage boy! People should be as equally appalled that his colleagues & ITV turned a blind eye to it and ultimately are only acting now as it was going to become public!
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Phillip Schofield admits lying about relationship with younger ITV employee

The 61-year-old is leaving ITV with immediate effect as he apologises for misleading employers, his family and the public.

www.bbc.co.uk
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God I look depressed
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I’m always too embarrassed to take pics because I get caught
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7 years
Why am I awake this early on a Saturday morning?
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@faiththegemini
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I know y’all have at least one picture👀
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Scruff
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London pride eve with this one @taylorjj21
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😴
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Sunset view with dinner lastnight
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The sun is setting in the sky. The tellytubbies say goodbye!
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