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@PatrickJnr

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Joined November 2009
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Accumulating debt to increase credit score is the craziest concept tbh 😂
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Have money guys. I don’t know how, but have money. Everything is nice when you have money.
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This video has to be the greatest video in 2018. Top 2 for sure.
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My dad just sent me these and I promised him to live by them The last point is very important to me 🤞🏽
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Having supportive parents is one of the greatest treasures.
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His future wife will be grateful 🙏🏽
@Luyanda_Maf
IG: @cookingwithluyanda
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Friday night indoors with my boo. Teaching him how to cook... music and wine 🥰😍👨🏽‍🍳
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Ungifune scefe namhlanje. It’s about us 🤞🏽
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I hope American Twitter doesn’t find out what we doing in the SA entertainment industry 🙏🏽
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Damn you morning after pills that took this day away from me.
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ITALY did it for Prince Harry and Meghan Markle too 😤
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Rule number 2: Don’t continuously remind someone that you put them on.
@hloni_maniers
The Promoter
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Rule mumber 1 never forget who put you on.
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Mom vs Dad
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@XolileSports
Xolile Sports
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@PatrickJnr 😂 😂 😂 Please leave him alone
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Queen Elizabeth to the rest of the royal family
@cnehshuga
Sinethemba.
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Ngeke umConfirme umuntu guys. Remember that.
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Just another good day 🌍
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@PatrickJnr
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Mood in this Durban heat:
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Girls usually always have their phones in hand, so trust me she saw your text/DM soon as you sent it bro. So Relax, drink some water cos she might not respond.
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Should I press send?
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Phakathi, inside 🇮🇹
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6pm in Dubane 👨🏽‍🎓 #AboutLastNight
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I gotta own the things I tweet about just for my pride 🙏🏽
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My Wife And Kids is forever.
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“HELLO!” A colored death threat.
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Lil Wayne brought Jay-Z out of retirement. Jay-Z himself said this.
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A lot can be fixed with a conversation but pride controls people.
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Love your girlfriend whole heartedly. You don’t ever wanna lose out on a geniune one.
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Fountain🍷
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I’ve been laughing since 8am this morning.
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Same but different 💚
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Actually while I have you all here, if you happen to bump into Kevin please tell him that Wesbank wants their AUDI A3 4.0 TFSI returned to them since he’s failing to make payments.
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Mina I hear him.
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Nah but Shaun Stylist is a villain 💀
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Ngl stands for Nogal, right?
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I don’t have it. I’m planning towards it.
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“Kungcono siyicishe ingoma silalele wena shuthi”
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Being the Apple of her eye >
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I hope they get to go on their honeymoon.
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@somizi @BlackOpalBeauty @duke_kdj @Lexsayy @FanZoRRo @FillzIAm @CaniManah @Cherry01_ Once again, @somizi has broken boundaries by becoming the first male to represent an American female brand #BlkOplxSomizi
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@PatrickJnr
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First time seeing Nduey in a suit. Never imagined it would be this way.
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A girl that went to an all girls school 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Just waiting for the day Twitter huns say the girlfriend proposal written in chocolate sauce is giving poor.
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Durban weather needs to decide, man.
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The one and only @akaworldwide SUPA MEGA is bring is special show to Durban shores on the 2nd of NOV! He’ll be joined by @DJTira , @DJZinhle , @rikyrickworld , @AfroTainmentSA just to name a few! See what to expect at the #AKAOrchestraEthekwini 👀
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Umuntu ugroove nabelungu izolo, washutha nodarkie kuphela ❤️
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They just distracting us from Ramaphosa.
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US has 9/11 to mourn. We have 11/11 to celebrate.
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We Within #endlesssummer ☀️🤟🏽
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Be very grateful for a praying Mother 🤞🏽
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D M X
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GAME DAY❗️❗️ #AKAOrchestraEthekwini is finally here! I hope you’ve bought your tickets, have your outfits ready and are prepared to be amazed tonight by @akaworldwide 🙌🏽 Your favourite artists @DJTira , @DJZinhle @rikyrickworld will be on show today!
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Leather coat >
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♦️♦️♦️
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Touch of red 🌹
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One of the best performers in SA @akaworldwide : Can’t wait to see the whole design live #AKAOrchestraEthekwini
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@_SonOfMars @eNCA Siright ngaye. They must bring Davido or Wizkid
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Konje girls always say that once you do such on socials your man will embarrass you within 24 hrs 🤣
@KekePalmer
Keke Palmer
1 year
Not tryna be the person but… I love my man.(PERIODT!) 😭
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I wish sometimes bra God gave you a small glimpse of the future especially when you have to make a life changing decision.
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Niece celebrating heritage day ❤️
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Mina I’m proud of Andile for doing what needed to be done. Hard work is overrated, privilege is where it’s at🤞🏽
@azania1023
Azania
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So Andile Mpisane went around to scout a new player for his own team but ended up buying himself and then unveiled himself, and chose jersey number 10 for himself now he plays whenever he wants to play even though he didn't train.
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This was a really beautiful day ❤️
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@BuhleLitha @FanZoRRo That “ncoh” is ending me
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To all those employees back at work, to all those entrepreneurs pushing their business as the first week of the year commences, I just wanna say good luck for 2021 and I wish you all the best. Let’s work 🙏🏽
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So a Thong in isiZulu is is’dabula mdidi? I’m crying 🤣
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Lunch with my sister @NonhleBeryl ❤️
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🙇🏽‍♂️🌞
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It’s too late to fold, but it’s never too late to deactivate.
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“Would you like to donate...” Me: “Cha!... also can I add 4 wings to my order”
@Aubreychiibi
Aubrey
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Are you brave enough to say no when KFC asks for a R2 donation?
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When Tupac rapped “I see no changes,” he was talking about the ANC.
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Happy birthday to my beautiful And wonderful sister @NonhleBeryl . Every year I’m lost for words on what I could say about her. She’s truly my bestest friend, I couldn’t have asked for a more special and incredible human being to have as my sibling! 🥺 Love you always ❤️
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The way MADEinTYO enters on 'One Night Savage'
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Jealousy is a weak emotion.
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We can’t multitask
lmaoo men will claim to be in love with you and not want to commit, yoh i hate it here 😭😭😭
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Rent free 😢
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Yazi I still can’t believe we chase the same girls with 50 year old 💀 like this is a reality we live in.
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NO ALCOHOL ZONE 🚫
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“Where do you see yourself in 5 years? What are your short term goals? What are your long term goals” Imagine someone asking you that on a date when you live in South Africa. We don’t even know where/how the state of this country will be next year.
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If you twar with a Durban nigga and y’all don’t fight it out when y’all bump into each other, then he’s plotting to sleep with your girl.
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Amaxoki clapping for Cyril at the clean up sites. Nx.
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Been a good day 🌴
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You had to be there
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Remove that thing inside of you that dislikes seeing other kids happy. It’s not a good look.
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Eucalyptus Oil is fully stocked at Pav Dischem. Thank me later.
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Had family dinner, then my dad decided to play @RealBlackCoffee ‘Home Brewed’ album in the background. Perfect Sunday.
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Fathers Day brunch ❤️
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The sun is shining @SasosHouse
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“Pour up for the dead homies (OG)” - @Nasty_CSA Realest line on the track #PARIS 🙏🏽
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Finally 26 🎈👌🏽
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Me in public: My headphones:
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One day it will all make sense, you’ll see 🤞🏽
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Privileged tweets. Nothing I hate seeing more during this time.
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Mina nje once you say you love your girl and etc I’ll condone settling down/marriage. Life is too short and sesibadala for uncertainty.
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@somizi has been unveiled as the very first male to part of the @blackopalbeauty #BlkOplxSomizi
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@NonhleBeryl And we are lowkey told not to question.
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Let's enter the #STAYFRESHFINALE
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So tomorrow we must wake up and try again. Yassis, abelungu bayenza into yokusebenza.
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Sometimes Girls want to argue with you so they can get a reaction just to see if you truly care about them. No logical, just vibes.
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#SupaMegaMerch pop-up store is now up and running at Gateway Mall.
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“You were not the woman I thought you were”
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