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The nexus of the hive mind of men, where they receive their edicts, news and Male Privileges™. A parody of feminism's "The Patriarchy". Pronouns: Sir/My Lord.

Omnipresent, yet invisible.
Joined October 2014
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@PatriarchyCtrl
Patriarchy Central
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Patriarchy Central is intended to be a parody of "The Patriarchy" of feminist lore, with a twist. The twist is that Patriarchy Central doesn't promote actual violence against women (or men for that matter), as feminists often suggest that "The Patriarchy" does.
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We're mentioned here in this meme. ~The Patriarchy
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Men: Be sure to not wear a jacket in cold weather in order to intimidate women. ~The Patriarchy
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Men: Be sure to wear sunglasses to make women feel uncomfortable. It's how we get our kicks. ~The Patriarchy
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A woman in the forest sees that The Patriarchy is already friends with the bear.
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Depp comes up smelling of roses despite defamation trial’s catalogue of misogyny
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Nice comeback, men.
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Men: Be sure to not wear a jacket in cold weather in order to intimidate women. ~The Patriarchy
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Hmm, I seem to have seen this one before... ~The Patriarchy
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@JessMeghan
☭☭☭☭Meghan Jess ☭☭☭☭🕊🕊
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Men who don't wear jackets in cold weather are doing so with the express intent of intimidating women and to make us feel like lesser beings. If you're cold and you see a man who is not wearing a jacket, then call out his toxic male masculinity and ego violence #StopEgoViolence
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A woman in the forest runs from the bear toward The Patriarchy.
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Men: A great way to get your jollies in cold weather is to not wear a jacket outdoors. A fantastic way to intimidate women!
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Men: Be sure to wear sunglasses in order to make women feel uncomfortable. It's a great way to get your jollies! ~The Patriarchy
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Yes lady, all males get to carry the keys to The Patriarchy from birth, which is why your infant son's pants have pockets and yours don't. ~The Patriarchy
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@MisandryExists
Misandry Exists
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Weak women like to blame their own weaknesses on men, because believing that they're victims of a situation out of their control is easier than accepting that the problem is themselves and putting forth the effort to change it. Blaming "misogyny" and "patriarchy" because you
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@PatriarchyCtrl
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All throughout history, men have had their pick of the best jobs, thanks to our influence at The Patriarchy. Below: A night soil man who used to take away human waste to be used in fertilizer, Dunston, Lincolnshire, England, 1872.
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We're mentioned here in the "bitter phase". ~The Patriarchy
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The Patriarchy has a longstanding friendship with bears in the forest. The bears are on our side.
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We at The Patriarchy endorse this.
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Correct, good woman. At The Patriarchy we encourage men to spread their legs on public transport in order to assert their dominance over women.
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Chandler Remington
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If you don’t have balls, you can’t make this argument 😂😂
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This is an interesting proposition. Men of The Patriarchy, what do you think?
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Nicola Beaumont. 🦉
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Every man on the planet ought to go on strike for a month. Then we’ll see how the misandrists cope.
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But we're not a problem. We've been the solution all along. ~The Patriarchy
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We at The Patriarchy heartily endorse this ad. ~The Patriarchy "Patriarchy for good"
@thefemenists
The Femenists
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Talk to your doctor today.
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Men: A fun way to intimidate women is to not wear a jacket in cold weather. A great way to get your jollies! ~The Patriarchy
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Feminists themselves are one of the biggest causes of misogyny. ~The Patriarchy
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What sort of beauty standards should we at The Patriarchy impose on women?
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Microsoft's office assistant for every feminist writer.
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They're onto us.
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We're having a barbecue this Saturday afternoon at The Patriarchy. There will be a row of men cooking steaks while chanting "Boys will be boys" over and over again. Root beer will also be served. A good time for all! ~The Patriarchy "We know what's best for you"
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Yes, we invented motherhood. And how dare they want to smash us. This is not allowed. ~The Patriarchy
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Microsoft's office assistant for feminist writers.
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Oh, you must have been looking in our photo archives. ~The Patriarchy
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Are you sure you are not corrupt?
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The patriarchy plotting to oppress women.
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Women with breasts aren't allowed to walk to get toilet paper. We made up this rule for some strange reason. ~The Patriarchy
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What sort of "crimes of misogyny" can you all suggest we try? ~The Patriarchy
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Men: If you have some chocolate that you don't want to share with your woman, put it on the highest shelf that you can reach. ~The Patriarchy
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We aren't going anywhere. ~The Patriarchy
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We were behind Elon Musk buying Twitter. ~The Patriarchy
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@AlaricNaude @troonytoons We have disowned this pathetic man.
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Here is The Patriarchy celebrating New Year's Eve.
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We designed gas/petrol pump handles to be too big for women's hands in order to annoy them. ~The Patriarchy
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@TheEbonyMaw Men: If you see a poster like this, put a big X on it with a marker pen to show your contempt for this misandry. ~The Patriarchy
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Christmas at The Patriarchy.
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Clementine Ford is an evil man-hating bitch. ~The Patriarchy
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This is correct. ~The Patriarchy
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If you want to #SaveWomensSports , why not restore male only spaces to men and boys as well. ~The Patriarchy
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Women wanting to be paid the same as men for the same work are encouraged to do this job. ~The Patriarchy
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Men of the world: Good news! You're all getting a 10% raise in your Patriarchy checks for January. Just another way The Patriarchy empowers you all! ~The Patriarchy "You've never had it so good"
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Here's an example of a good anomaly. "I like men. I like them so much, I married one, and regularly tell him how much I appreciate him. According to X, this makes me anomaly. That’s an issue." Dear men: a love letter to the unseen and underappreciated
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Here is the Patriarchal Women's Auxiliary making sandwiches for The Patriarchy.
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@WallStreetSilv
Wall Street Silver
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“I would make all of the sandwiches in order to stay home” “Did feminists ever stop to consider that not all of us want to leave the kitchen?” 🔊
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Reminder: Lunch of the Patriarchs is tomorrow at noon. The topic will be "Creating barriers for women in employment". ~The Patriarchy
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Hail to The Patriarchy of South Korea! ~The Patriarchy
@JohnDavisJDLLM
Gender Studies for Men
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Let's give a round of applause to our brothers in South Korea.
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Men of the world: Good news! Your Christmas Patriarchy checks are now ready. Merry Christmas from Patri Claus. You deserve it! ~The Patriarchy
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Feminists are man hating bitches. Good day! ~The Patriarchy
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Men's underwear is often sold in packs of 6, but there are 7 days in a week. That's rather inconvenient for those men who do laundry once a week. We didn't create that rule, but hopefully we can change it. ~The Patriarchy
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We support this idea. ~The Patriarchy
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Here is our Chief Patriarch holding his pet raccoon. (Image created by AI)
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Men of the world: Good news! Your monthly Patriarchy check for May is ready. Don't spend it all at once! Note: Check is in Patriarchy dollars. One Patriarchy dollar = US$ 0.00. Value may vary in other countries due to exchange rates.
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Take that! ~The Patriarchy
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@NarcissistSply
Narcissistic Supply
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Do you have The Patriarchy's Man Card for men? Here it is for you! ~The Patriarchy (Image generated by AI and edited)
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We rigged the jury verdict in the Depp vs. Heard trail. ~The Patriarchy
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Good idea. Why didn't we think of this already? ~The Patriarchy
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@HoneyBadgerBite
Honey Badger Radio
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Why can't men use their male privilege to at least get feminists to stop talking mad shit about them?
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Men: A fun way to intimidate women is to not wear a jacket in cold weather. A great way to get your jollies! ~The Patriarchy
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Why do so many of these feminist articles feature a picture of a woman with a smug disdainful expression?
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Men of the world: Under feminism, being born male is a form of original sin. Worse, there's no absolution. No Hail Mary you can say. Follow the way of The Patriarchy instead. And say "Hail to The Patriarchy" often, and we shall look upon you with favor. ~The Patriarchy
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Everyone following us is above average. ~The Patriarchy
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Oh, it's one of many stupid words that feminists use to demonize what is a normal male attraction to beautiful women. Men are attracted to women, not "objects". It's actually rather insulting implying that there's something wrong with a normal attraction by men to women.
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Janice Fiamengo calls out feminist fraud
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My vote for stupidest word invented by feminists: objectification. I have no idea what it means & neither does anyone else, least of all this faux naive actress:
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The Patriarchy causes cats to favor men.
@mensrightsbunny
FHousebunny
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Possibly the best tweet I've ever put out. @pearlythingz - It's a wrap. Not even their cats want them.
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We're keeping track of who likes and retweets our tweets, so they may receive extra privileges. ~The Patriarchy
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The thumbnail to this video says "The Patriarchy does not exist". We've done a great job with our disinformation campaign to get everyone to think that. ~The Patriarchy
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Oh, how dare she write this! ~The Patriarchy
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Well, we do have the card for you...
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@PhilMitchell83
Phil Mitchell:Specialist Working With Abused Males
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I’m told that the world is skewed in my favour because I’m a man I see little evidence ti support that claim What do others see?
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Men of The Patriarchy, Thanksgiving dinner is served.
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Men: A reminder that you are to pee standing up. And leave the toilet seat up. Your woman can jolly well put it down herself. ~Phineas Biddlefarthing, Minister of Propaganda and Disinformation for The Patriarchy
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@EmillySwaven You're a bad woman. ~The Patriarchy
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People of the world: You are to behave yourselves in 2023. No more crime, anti-social behavior, or unshaved armpits for women. Hair buns for men are also banned. ~The Patriarchy "Your benevolent rulers since 10,000 BC"
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This is NOT true. We don't oppress you. ~The Patriarchy
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This is heresy. How dare they write this about us. ~The Patriarchy
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We're mentioned here. -The Patriarchy
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Men of the world: We at The Patriarchy have brought you men privilege throughout history. Here's an example of a newspaper article about the Titanic. ~The Patriarchy
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So last night I was out drinking with my Patriarchy buddies in town, having much merriment. Then a nasty woman (probably a feminist) approached me and chastised me by saying "You're drunk!" I replied. "And you, madam, are ugly. In the morning I shall be sober".
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July is Patriarchy month. ~The Patriarchy
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Men: Your monthly Patriarchy check has increased by 8.7% for January 2023 because of a rise in the cost of living. One Patriarchy dollar is currently worth US$ 0.00. Value may vary in other currencies due to exchange rate. (Not available to traitors to The Patriarchy.)
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@pearlythingz The Patriarchal Women's Auxiliary preparing Thanksgiving dinner for The Patriarchy.
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Another version of the woman choosing the bear over the man in the forest.
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I'm having trouble managing The Patriarchy's disinformation and propaganda ministry as there is so much inane material being generated by feminists that it's hard to keep up with when I have a full time job as well.
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Men: Good news! Your monthly Patriarchy check for May is now ready. Check is in Patriarchy dollars. One Patriarchy dollar is currently worth US$ 0.00. Value may vary in other currencies due to exchange rates. *Not available to traitors to The Patriarchy.
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Men should be allowed to have an "emotional labor surcharge" for listening to their woman's complaints. ~The Patriarchy
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