Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq. @PatMcCrotch1818 Twitter profile

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

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2 months

Apparently, uncle ball Buster didn’t do his homework. Dimitri doesn’t even pay his models and looks for amateurs only. I’m obviously such a professional I didn’t qualify. There’s also YouTube where he says he only wants polite models, so I called him a lesbian fossil.

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2 months

I’m afraid I have bad news

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4 months

The first is a young man on his way to make something of himself. The second is a man three years later, destroyed by his own hand and the derangement of his cult like following. Every move he makes, every toke he takes….Will they play both at his services?

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

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2 months

Let’s see…TROLLS said I was a pathological liar ✅ I did gay porn✅ I was a multiple substance addict✅ I slept with fans✅ I was a narcissist✅ I have BPD✅ I never took acting classes✅ I’m lazy ✅ I’m violent✅ I use people✅ SOOF! What do they know? How do they know? 👀👂🧠

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

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4 months

Does it make you a complete idiot if you’re sitting on alive bitching about your hater trolls being pedophiles while being applauded by senior citizens wanting to see your PP counting down the days till your brother turns 18?

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

1 month

To try to help you better understand I’ve made a list. 1. Don’t say words at me other than you’re so handsome and you have such a big heart. 2. Don’t post heart or emojis unless they’re 👠&🔥 because it’s dumb and pisses me off. 3.Don’t hit on me b/c that’s gross. 4.Just $ me

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

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2 months

I own this plane. I’m the shit how dare they remove me for being drunk and cursing and acting like an idiot. Then they have the nerve to give me a second chance? Fuck them ,fuck you too.i love Jesus!

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

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2 months

I so screwed myself there Eh? Fan says she writing a book about how her husband left and stalked her and I assume it’s about me cause … obviously everything is, duh. I can’t believe I got on live and talked about her like dirt when I invited her to my room. My bad

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

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3 months

Sorry I berated and put you all down again out of nowhere. I can’t stand you. I’m king of the world. See your tmr fuckers. Life sure is hard for a pimp.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

2 months

Boink my fans in the name of God. Smoke the spliffs in the name of God. Lie about jobs, classes and work, in the name of God. BJ in the bathroom in the name of God. Lie for 3 years. Hallelujah.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

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4 months

You guys are mean! Did I not cook a piece of bacon by myself at just 24 years old? I cooked frozen spamburgers on a grill that has fire ! Some of them were done! Thought about going somewhere by myself . It could happen! You have no idea! Consequences make me mad. I’m a big boy!

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

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2 months

Horse made it. Whew!

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1 month

@beotch_puhhleez I’m a maniac? It’s all real clips of me. I don’t understand. Why wouldn’t he want me to get the attention I deserve? The real me. Raw. I think you guys should check Bill’s basement. It’s dark down here.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

2 months

Anyone notice that every time I act like a completely ungrateful, abusive ass “myfans” have to come over and blame trolls? I kind of get why girls my own age can’t stand me but what are these old broads hanging on to? Fumes? Hate to tell you, but they’re no fountain of youth. 💩

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

4 months

Yah I’ve been with my new girlfriend that I haven’t met yet for a week, month, swipes right last night. We’re getting married. Can’t wait to meet, I mean for you to meet her. Talking to my therapist that doesn’t exist in the phone about her. Isn’t pretend fun?

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

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3 months

@beotch_puhhleez In my defense they told me I couldn’t lift my shirt up or pull my pants down so I had no idea what to do with my hands!

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

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2 months

Got back from my accepting Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior baptism trip in the homeland last night. Immediately to gaming app begging for money. That didn’t work so me and my morning wood are working it! When I think of the cross I think of wood! You like that GMA? Do ya?

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

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13 days

Encouraging someone to waste away for your entertainment is deplorable. Acting like you don’t see or hear what’s right in front of your face doesn’t make you any less responsible.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

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3 months

Do you guys think if I keep mentioning the GG’s they’ll try scratching up some more money? Is it working? Then the handful of big donors will try to out do them and Bam, get me another car. I can hump the seats for ya and when I fawk Bill and Gina over again, I can sleep in it.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

2 months

An hour late for the live I promised all of you the day after big truth about what a slimeball I am came out. You’re all sitting there waiting. Losers

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

2 months

Remember when I said I was DM’g people for booby pics and everyone yelled at Mike. then when I admitted it on live, everyone acted like they didn’t hear it. That’s what we’re gonna do again right? if you act like you didn’t hear it, it didn’t happen.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

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2 months

I am filled with the spirit! The moves are not my own. Send 5 more subs to see more!

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

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30 days

20 TikTok’s in the last hour. Just another manic Thursday.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

1 year

This guy is in crisis. If I was his mother I'd be less worried about what his fans are saying & more worried about my son's health & well being. Say what you want about the trolls, we aren't funding his demise. I tried to make light out of it here, but honestly, it's not funny.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

1 month

In case you wonder how I have said in the past that I have depression,anxiety and that i’m a bipolar, narcissistic schizophrenic who just saw my first in person shrink yesterday so now I have ADHD and ASD. Please don’t question it, I don’t remember the lies I tell. Blametrolls!

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

2 months

I can’t even believe I’m sobbing and I lost my passport, I mean Bill took it. I mean I was arguing with the airplane staff and I’m trying to tell my fans and you guys are liking everything I say you. All you do is make fun of me. I’m leaving. I’m gone forever I mean it!

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

3 months

Coming soon. Lazy, loser, bear, yellow tooth bear, stoned bear and Woke up and farted bear! You guys are so smart you should all be businesswoman. That’s it, you’re all on my team.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

3 months

On this episode of Which Will Today we have Bills Will. Freshly showered and wearing someone else’s clothes again. What does Will do for a living? Will takes pictures and video of Will and couch surfs until his true form gets him kicked on to the next couch. Stay tuned . 🦁💰📸🚰

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

29 days

After what I did to PJ I hope he doesn’t have the law waiting on me to finally press those charges. It ok though my grannies will testify for something they didn’t see or know nothing about.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

2 months

Stay tuned next week when I become an orthodox minister after my horse and bath! Bout to change Greece and conquer Europe. Put in your applications for my 18 disciples at Some rules apply of course. No doesn’t mean no. I am all. Yes William. Get my coffee.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

2 months

@beotch_puhhleez I kind of sounded like an ass with the oh she’s a fan and I we all love her after this.Its almost like all my just kidding and just jokings are when I’ve been an ass and got busted.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

2 months

Just hanging out in Greece playing baptism while all fukked up on Molly and booze. Come to me ! Make sure you like all these TikToks of me all burnt out! Atta girls!

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

2 months

I know a couple of times a year I tell everyone to just kiss my nonexistent ass and I go back to uncle monkey wrench. He really loves me. Why else would he steal so much art and photos and trademarked logos and slogans and turn them for profit in my name? Uncle Exploitation! SOOF

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

2 months

I love when I go live and don’t tell people. Super Christian potty mouth let it sli that I was stumbling drunk and either kicked or tripped over someone. The best part was when she was threatening to fight TSA at an international airport because we ghetto! My real fans loved it.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

1 month

In the last few weeks I’ve accepted the Lord. Had an almost 24 hour live that’s been hidden b/c I was so drugged out & awful. I went to Greece & got baptized. I came home & treat all my fans like dog crap daily. I’m the best, but there’s no such thing as the best. Ya like that?

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

4 months

Exclusive . The biggest loser and the biggest LOSERS combine for a new dating show show called, GRANNIES FOR GRAMS. Our first 8 ball Bachelor is William White from lip sync while high fame. Our first 5 bachelorettes are from I wish someone loved me season 50. Stay tuned!

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

2 months

I’d like to give a shout out to all my real ladies. Who follow every single person I take a picture with, even if it’s a young male minor. Maybe if you give him some money and talk to him he’ll send you pictures too . Or maybe some info like you do all the others. Wicked, nasty!

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

6 months

The shirt says it all.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

4 months

Did I just say I was gonna go back to the acting school? I never actually went to? How many times did you guys pay for that man? It’s been a crazy weekend. I bet I leave social media again tomorrow.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

2 months

I just want to express how grateful I am for my first true fans. I thought I’d celebrate by throwing out a non-English speaking fan who was using a translator. Extremely popular and loved in the fandom until Bill and Sonya, but who cares right? This is about me. Not any of you!

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

2 months

Some people are such ball busters. Expecting me, Mr Worldwide to get out of bed everyday and function? Why should I? I’ve got money for nothing and gifts for free. I’m about out of here!!!

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

2 months

@beotch_puhhleez I’m not gonna have sexy with select fans anymore because that’s not professional. Everyone can see my weenie though. Stay tuned for my Baptism. Live from Grease!

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

13 days

@beotch_puhhleez What’s so hard about pointing your phone at yourself while you look at yourself or play video games? Is that the creativity? All the planning ,all the scheduling? the travel? The equipment? The managers? Schedule,The employees? What is it that is so hard? Telling the truth?

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

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2 months

I’m going to have a talking billboard built here in honor of my baptism.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

4 months

Sayings that get on my nerves. 1. Day one. Stfu. What day? 2.Nomatterwhat. Suckers. More debauchery and crime stories to come. 3. LONGGAME. They said I was a no talent f boy. The pros! Keep sending PP 4.Lovearmy. That was a nice way of her saying you’re stupid. Like STUUPId!

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

4 months

Why do I act mad and show my ass? I’m an addict, I’m bipolar and I have ADHD. I’m addicted to porn, jerking, weed, booze and I’m a pathological liar. Most of all I’m addicted to your money. It makes me gag having to show up for you. I’m too sexy to be your monkey. King this 🖕

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

9 months

Top 10 worst gifts...I probably could have done a top 40.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

1 year

I'm back baby.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

2 months

Getting giggy with gingivitis in Greece with Gina. I’m a model.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

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3 months

I don’t want anybody else when I think about me. I hug myself.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

1 month

Laying on the patio. Just got done smoking a spliff don’t you want me baby don’t you want me 00000?

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

1 month

Could I be any creepier? No wonder I can’t find fans my age or girls that stay. Hi I’m a horny creep and I’ll Fk you and your Mom. She’ll love it. #Creeper

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

3 months

He makes me feel seen. Girl there was a reason no one was looking. The I don’t know you applies to 99 percent of you. I sit here and chirp cuz you give me money. No other reason . The fact that you bully and fight each other over it cracks me up. Pay here. FUG off.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

3 months

The Canadian Cousins. Back to where it all began. We are going to get a ton of subscribers. How many people does it take for a circle jerk? I know you ladies will share us with the boys as long as they pay. Beavis and Butthead, Gone Wild. Let’s Gooooo!!!

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

2 months

Curious as to why a GG got to tear other fans publicly, slide into my DMs for whatever personality or thing I was promising and then have the whole group told to F off after bitching? Karma certainly is a beetch for some. Oh well. I still have plenty to bang and take on vaca.😭

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

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2 months

Hi fam. My next podcast will be, "How to sound like a first grader reading stuff that has nothing to do with him. "Tune in. Bring PayPal's. Close your i’s and listen to the brilliance that is King William.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

23 days

@beotch_puhhleez Love me some Karen. Life sure is hard for a Pimp!

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

7 months

Special.🐝

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

3 months

I burned one with Uncle Bill. Shit, showered and shaved. Said I was sorry so that totally makes up for ranting and raving, insulting and blocking for 20 hours. Unc says-“You sayya you sowwy. We makka da merch. The website, ya everwyting. New day. Here your Auntie Shirt.” 🖕📸💰

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

3 months

700 people watching a homeless guy dance for dollars . Nothing more. Not for you CC. Not for you Lida, not for either Kama and none of the others. For me. Nothing else to me. What a dream.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

2 months

Only at my baptism would my family be dancing next to a giant white wiener. 🤦🏻

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

1 month

I don’t know how old I am and my pea sized brain, penile bland, words. Welcome to my dumbshit talk. All the better to just put me on mute. It would serve a better purpose.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

4 months

I’m really upset today. Like beyond my normal I’m going to leave social media after a drugged out weekend upset. After years of running all over my family and pissing away every opportunity they’re done with me. It’s called tough love but I’m too stupid to realize this.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

8 months

I can’t thank you enough. Because of you I’m finally living my dreams. It’s your support that lets me look at myself in washroom mirrors everywhere! Enjoy this first video from my Travel Guide.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

1 month

There’s no help for me really. No Really!!! I’m a grown man. I’m sure that’s why you’re also proud of my journey.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

3 months

I am Bill and Gina’s now so instead of being a junkie I’m a preacher, seek God.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

4 months

I’m so excited to meet the girlfriend I’ve never met and her parents. Hope I can stop hoping around like a railed up skeezebag. That would be awkward eh? My girls love it though.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

4 months

You are not supposed to remember that I was talking about smoking pot before I even left rehab for the 3rd time. Or that I am completely out of my mind high in almost every one of my TikToks and lives. I already forgot that I admit it all the time. Remember reflection live? Oops

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

4 months

@minigirl11111 @magicalmoooon @karen_denise__ @justwhy9488 @xindani_e @beotch_puhhleez @justwatching188 @stupideaa @LoriWeb40813042 @Chloe0602020827 @amatureasshole @Carolin95945292 @Marge_Piper2 @Kaybeevee @KeliCampbell20 @Buzz_kill4U @Lisalovesmilo @carladaley71112 @lorim12345678 @MsBatman23 @TitaniumGoddess @KristinaGenX @Gin_RebelDJ @HenningSonya @omalley_debbiep @HockeylvrWW18 @Theresa18971744 @reid_uncovered @daniellemariegb @jackjackfizz @WillowWhitey @verona_silks @rjb830 @NASAemp62 @CryHavoc_18 @BahamaMama45502 @karmatitsfinest @koalamomof3 @cuzz_is_here I get my itty bitty feelings hurt pretty quickly for a guy that calls fans Cunxs

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

9 months

Anyone who thinks that Chrissy's post was her "talking to fans" needs to 🛑. It's HER SON! It's a mother's plea for HER SON, for you nut cases to stop enabling HER SON who clearly has a problem. He's told you he's been to rehab 3x. 🛑 using the excuse he's 23, he's an addict.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

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1 year

I’ve figured it out. I’ll just be a total douche bag when my numbers drop and go manic again. Walmart can play this under my oatmeal soap and next to the Elucid they’ve already been selling for years. I’m so hot women throw money at me for 😛🍆. I don’t need to work. I ❤️ me.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

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2 months

Oops I peed in my pants. I did it again. Oops, you think I'm in love, that I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

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2 months

@what_the_forks I was approached about doing an 80’s remake. Something about an egg and a frying pan.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

4 months

I love you guys so much. Like honestly I don't feel like I can relate to anyone else. Don't you hate when you're taking a shit and playing with the toilet paper and end up wiping your ass on your grandmas bathrobe? Going through it you know? Where's Ivan with my delivery?🎱❄️

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

11 months

Well spank me hard and call me Drunka, she was there!

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

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1 year

Prepping for another acting class that I have never taken. This one’s a docuseries called Stringing You Along. I’m gonna teach this one. First always say I love you, no matter what.Keep them hanging waiting for the next up, show out, collect,go manic,bail.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

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2 months

It’s so awesome that no matter what happens, or how manic I am I always have this group of pic me’s to tell me everything is ok. Especially when it isn’t.

PuddingTastesBetter™ 🎃🍮🌞💩

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2 months

Quick recap: W quits smoking. Sister gets in argument. Sister is lost. W calls police. Sister is found. W has a lot of thoughts in his mind. Wants to quit SM, doesn't want to go live. Will be IG from now on. Baptism Is still on for tomorrow.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

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7 months

“What is it your business how I spend my money?” Quote of the week. When you publicly give free money to young drug addicts so they will entertain you, you should expect scrutiny. When their mother has publicly pleaded with you to stop and you don’t, you should expect ridicule.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

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5 months

Ok so all the shame on me’s can go eat one. No one killed the woman FFS as she would say. Considering her lack of empathy and how many times she mocked fans who lost their spouses or children , kindly take a seat. We will stay in our Drunka designated lanes and you stay in yours.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

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4 months

If you picked up a drunk stranger who offered to pay you for a 5 minute ride then started talking about swinging… Would you punch them in the face before or after you made them get out of the car? I’m William White. I assume everybody wants me.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

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2 months

@what_the_forks That’s why I went to Greece and got baptized with holy water. Because I read the first page of the Bible like two or three times. Yeah. just enough to wanna make some merch and sell it to a couple hundred old women.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

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1 month

What’s amazing is I’m just a guy that won’t get a real job and sits around playing video games and scratching his nuts all day. I just have a Phone pointed at me. Good thing I’m so incredibly good looking and people pay to watch. You think I’m pathetic? Try being a fan. #saddinos

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

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2 months

Just me or does it seem like I lash out and am cruel to everyone whenever I act like a complete ass? Good thing all my fans live for this abuse!

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

9 months

Stay tuned for Part 2 of Will's Cun+s or should it be called The Biggest Losers? 🤔

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

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1 month

Obviously, when I meant just be kind and don’t treat people badly what I meant was every time I act like an abusive ass please go attack people we’ve already disregarded and made to feel like they don’t matter. When your husband beats and berates you, do you go slap a neighbor?

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

11 months

Toss up between Mean Girls and the Three Stooges...but after what he did to Snow, Mean Girls it is!

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

4 months

Ok ok. I know what self sabatoge is but what is this taking responsibility for your own actions, lies, and failures ? Sounds like a bummer. I’d rather blame everyone else. My girls say it’s ok. They’ll protect me. I can be their big man baby as long as they can see my pee pee.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

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2 months

@what_the_forks Caught me chillin in the living room. ☠️

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

11 months

Pay no attention to the trolls that tell the truth, my lies are way cooler! I don't give a F that you all know, I was never going to tell you and I'm only talking about it because I was busted out, but I don't give a F!

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

11 months

Seriously, this woman is not ok.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

11 months

GROWN. AZZ. WOMEN. smh. Too bad they don't know I'm just scribbling on the door, I have no idea how to spell their names.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

10 months

I don't know, I feel like she's talking about me. What do you guys think?

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

9 months

Crazy Train Part Deux

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

4 months

I’m no dummy. I just said Grotto girls several times. That out to get that money pouring back in. I’m going to go read three cameos and make enough to party out tonight. Just a few bumps. Kel cal say Soof thank you so much Kel Cal it says here I’m wicked Smaht. So yah. Next!

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

2 months

@NotWW18 No I’ve never done anything but be truthful. Not my fault I gave out some charity D when drunk to people that wouldn’t usually be able to get someone like me. Yah I said it!!!!

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

4 months

Just smoking weed and zoning out. Thanks for paying! Thanks for taking us with you? I don’t get it. Are the people in my phone real? You guys must have a contact buzz by now eh? Dub, dub, dub. Placate the junkie. Atta girls.

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Michael Patrick McCrotch Esq.

@PatMcCrotch1818

1 month

Yesterday after my first in person therapy.. forgot about all the other ones I had talked about before, I was maybe adhd or autistic. Today I may be schizophrenic which I have said before. I’m really Fullofshitastic Grifterlazyonious. Thank God I have a diagnosis.

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