🚫DMs… Loquacious. I belong to the school of thought which believes ignorance may well be bliss|| Take my words with a grain of skepticism|| Jeremiah 32:27
Twitter users are adopting Facebook-like behavior & it's getting out of hand. You're posting excessive photos of yourselves…thought this platform is for text based interactions, not just a photo-sharing app
Please tone down the self-promotion & stick to what Twitter is meant for
At the darkest moment the stars shine brightest... at your darkest moment is when you get your breakthrough. Hardships always yield an anointing in life.
Ahaaaa….. tomorrow vele early in the morning I will tweet about my experience at the Batooro event, any who …… being a Mutooro man will forever be the biggest red flag for me
Majority of Kampala men are living the "Peter Pan lifestyle" they have refused to grow up, take responsibility & settle down. Should we blame the sweet Kampala night life? Is it the finances? Is it the freedom that you don’t want to give up?
Abeeka band is so boring these days… same songs, same feel …. It gives national anthem vibe
I don’t mean to do comparison but Sauti band is so underrated, the variety is top notch
By the tym i tweet smthng it has gone thru my head and i find it super funny or sensible but tweeter guys being who they are ‘’very gud at disappointing’’ will act like they didnt see. 😓 among my 300 followers cant 2 of u just like e post or drop a laughing emoji
#tuitionforjustine
+256 754 799 112 / 0772742045 Student willing to Wash clothes and type coursework to get tuition. Its not everyday that you find a person with such willingness. She needs tuition food, and rent. Any contributions are welcome. Stay blessed
Moslems in Kampala are all angry.. u walk in2 a shop and no 1 wants to attend to u...when does fasting end?? 🤥this made me realise tht all business pple are Moslems
I will be having Joanita Kawalya at my wedding so she can emphasize my dealbreakers to mwami
1.Coming home in the morning from the bar (Najjera men cannot handle this one)
2. I won’t be a punching bag
3. Beer count should be less than 5
4. Don’t get me started on female friends
Banange bino byenjagala…. I’m considering finding me a Muganda man from informal sector, one that sings for me those Mesearch Ssemakula songs
Is that too much to ask
Once gave my last penny to support a friend's wedding, only to be asked to cover additional expenses.
When I declined, they tried to guilt trip me, Pesh your time is coming….. But here's the thing, I didn't give expecting future reciprocity. I gave because I wanted to
If Dangote could withdrew USD 10m just to look at it so he would believe he has money, who am I to invest in Treasury bonds that I can’t see & just hope I will be able to cash out in the future 😂😂
My 50k in Centenary gives me sleepless nights, won’t treasury bonds kill me?
Naye banange Daniel Perfumes has really marketed his products but this is so far the funniest one for me😂you will buy by force…… anywho, why do all Kampala men smell the same? Can we leave Club de nuit for the boys that are just getting into the fragrance world🌚
Visited someone and found Serena bedroom slippers in her room 😂😂 I didn’t think this habit was real…. She told me not to visit her again after I laughed.
Me: did you take the bathrobe too
Her: No it was big it wouldn’t fit 😂😂
I won’t let the culture die🌚 thou shall carry cake for my siblings & my future kids from any party 😂😂
That piece mothers carried for us from parties always hit different.
@Mr_Mugii
Till date I believe investing in this kind of business is just a way to pass on wealth to your kids.... money loses value but Land, buildings will forever appreciate..... to me these investments are not profit making ventures 😌🚶🏿♀️🚶🏿♀️
I must be the only Western person that’s not a RayG fan 😅 anyway I have a weird habit of not liking what majority like… I will discover my niche artists & gatekeep their music 🌚
Note: me being no fan doesn’t mean his music ain’t good.
Happy birthday to me
But let's get real, I'm still a spring chicken... in my mind, at least.
Slightly older' is just a euphemism for ‘wisely aged’ right? I'm still Leo DiCaprio’s spec, minus the awkwardness of actually revealing my age.
#tuitionforjustine
At the darkest moment thats when the star shines brightest. At ur darkest moment is when you get your breakthrough. thanx to all those that have been involved in this charitable cause. Lets keep the support coming for rent and food may God bless you all
Let me add this;
The 48 Laws of Power; Law 6, "Court Attention at All Costs, but avoid overexposure” advises against overexposure, including posting too many pictures of oneself. This law suggests that excessive self-promotion can lead to diminishing returns and even repel others
@digitaldidan
We like gals without mk up.... 3 mins later gal with 5 layers of mk up walks in and ey all start staring ☹️naye abasaja mwagala ki dalaa??
Stop hiring the resume. Start hiring the attitude.
Instead of “Do you have a Bachelors degree?”
Let’s talk about who you are.
Turn the resume over and just chat.
Let’s make interviews WAY less rigid.
Almost every job can be taught. ~ Chad Gono
@NChrisKK
I personally, haven’t experienced someone willingly opening the car door for me ….. Men don’t seem to understand “loving someone the way they want to be loved”
I been dey beg you to try, Reason with me
If I no get today, I go get am tomorrow
Abi you you want make I die?
E no easy for me
If I no get today, I go get am tomorrow
#reasonwithme
♥️♥️
I feel like spoiling money heist S3 for those tht hvnt watched 😉😉guess what we are stealing this tym......
You either watch today or forever hold ur peace wen i start part2 of e narration.
I'm aware that sleeping on my left side is recommended because it reduces pressure on my internal organs & improves blood circulation…….. but personally, I prefer sleeping on my right side
A man judged me as lacking substance because I went out frequently, yet he himself went out even more often
This double standard illustrates how men often hold women to different &stricter expectations than they hold themselves, unfairly criticizing women for things they also do
I don’t understand the obsession people have with the whole “help me hit 5/10/15k followers, please follow me”
Like are numbers that important on a personal page / account?
If this ain’t a form of family planning then I don’t know what is 😂😂 we thought going to Kasese was it but now kids will be going to see the Alps.
I’m starting to understand this whole planned kid scenario
Tasted Oner today & I wish I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t🌚
Why does Oner have a safi taste? The Social media influencing piqued my curiosity…… but the disappointment🙁 please pass me my Minute Maid.
Any man that has flowers to give but has no one to gift should find his way to my DM.
We can start the talking stage now 😅I’m kinda cute as long as you don’t look at me for too long
To me X is just a digital journal where you vent your thoughts & emotions, not seeking validation / likes but rather using the platform to express yourself freely without pressure of audience expectations
Amused by the lengths people will go to get attention & impress others
Chat with businessman;
Me: You people don’t understand EFRIS
Him: We do
Me: why are you striking, is it the VAT
Him: No, we can just increase the price to cover that
Me: Then why?
Him: Tetwagala governmenti etulingilize, why do you think all our money is not in banks.
Me: I want water
Shop attendant: Tuyinamu Sheebah, Remah, Spice ne Ice
Is a merge or collaboration healthy when the brand ambassador is bigger than the brand itself?
It may increase sales but is it sustainable? What happens when these brand ambassadors are not in it no more
My classmates left me sleeping in class after night prep and i woke up to a room with lights off at around midnight....you all S1 Y class members i will never forgive and forget you 😫😫
Your worst high school experience..? Let's share.
My worst was when some arrogant teacher awoke me to 5 hot strong strokes of the cane because I missed Erobics.
PS : I slept in a boxer that night. 😢
Yours?
Majority of girls on Twitter have a bird brain…. All they post about is cuddles, sex & pictures to get men simping, anywho sensible tweets get no engagement so maybe they know something the rest of us don’t 🌚
@limzo6
@Sitidde
Ssuna Ben if this is your official account Pliz follow me back because I’m your biggest fan on 😩😩
@taremwasam4
@mugisha_ola
@limzo6
advocate for me 😂😂😂Im the only one that knows how many people I have had to explain to who he is
Did you know that an item that cost 100 shillings in 1981 costs 762,773.30 shillings at the beginning of 2023. Someone with Boomer money shouldn’t lecture you
“At your age I had a house”☹️Boomers say we are always whining but we work harder than they did, better educated too.
Men in relationships can get away with so much but a married woman takes a harmless friendly photo & suddenly she's under scrutiny… classic double standard & it shows how society is programmed to judge women more harshly than men. The gender bias is glaring … the hypocrisy
"I need a husband, I will sponsor the marriage, I am 39 years old, and very soon I will enter menopause, no matter what are doing I am going to marry you” — Lady cries out
He treated me like his personal servant sending me to buy food for my friend. Gave him a chance to come to his senses with a polite ‘pardon me’ but his brain failed to send a recall notice to his mouth.
Guy yandabyemu mukomba box & still wondering what gave him the impression??
Ahaaaa….. tomorrow vele early in the morning I will tweet about my experience at the Batooro event, any who …… being a Mutooro man will forever be the biggest red flag for me
A woman marries a doctor / lawyer / corporation executive, she automatically procures the same status & income which took her husband years of hard work to attain - Book;The Manipulated Man
Quickest way to wealth is through marriage 😅 ladies, use this information as you please
Black tax ….. the labor of love & support for family should bring purpose, joy, & fulfillment. Selfless giving, without expectation of reward / reciprocity makes giving effortless. Don't regret or reserve your support. The joy of giving surpasses any sense of loss.
I feel like im e only gal in this era tht has never had professional face beat with all e lashes and stuff 😭😭😭i dont even know how tht side of me looks like... maybe tht side o me has more potential😂😂
It is men who genuinely fall in love, never women. Just as women can fake an orgasm, they can falsify their feelings, and always for profit. Book: The manipulated Man
This book needs to be burnt 😅😅 men are being let in on the female secrets