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🚫DMs… Loquacious. I belong to the school of thought which believes ignorance may well be bliss|| Take my words with a grain of skepticism|| Jeremiah 32:27

Kampala, Uganda
Joined September 2018
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11 months
Is it better to have had a good thing and lost it or never to have had it?
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Today is my birthday and my wish is to hit 3k followers.... wat do u all loose wen u do this for me 😩
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Im i the only one left with group charts on watsapp 😭😭😭pple nolonger text me... i need new friends... who wants me to watsapp them ??
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An energy drink company should just give this man an ad 😅😅 I low-key enjoy watching him walk
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3 months
Twitter users are adopting Facebook-like behavior & it's getting out of hand. You're posting excessive photos of yourselves…thought this platform is for text based interactions, not just a photo-sharing app Please tone down the self-promotion & stick to what Twitter is meant for
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At the darkest moment the stars shine brightest... at your darkest moment is when you get your breakthrough. Hardships always yield an anointing in life.
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Just wen i had gotten to 1000 then an enemy of progress unfollows me😭😭wat did i do to deserve this
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Naye let me ask... why is it that when guys visit a gal they endeavor to forget smthng behind 🙊like a coat or watch...... whats e purpose???
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3 months
Ahaaaa….. tomorrow vele early in the morning I will tweet about my experience at the Batooro event, any who …… being a Mutooro man will forever be the biggest red flag for me
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4 months
Majority of Kampala men are living the "Peter Pan lifestyle" they have refused to grow up, take responsibility & settle down. Should we blame the sweet Kampala night life? Is it the finances? Is it the freedom that you don’t want to give up?
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5 years
Is it just me or mukono guys dont buy gals drinks 😱 i could be e ugly one and blaming it on the guys🏃🏿‍♀️
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6 months
Abeeka band is so boring these days… same songs, same feel …. It gives national anthem vibe I don’t mean to do comparison but Sauti band is so underrated, the variety is top notch
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6 years
By the tym i tweet smthng it has gone thru my head and i find it super funny or sensible but tweeter guys being who they are ‘’very gud at disappointing’’ will act like they didnt see. 😓 among my 300 followers cant 2 of u just like e post or drop a laughing emoji
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5 years
How do i get a blue tick on my account 😩😩😩i already hv 1k followers 😭😭😭😭
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#tuitionforjustine +256 754 799 112 / 0772742045 Student willing to Wash clothes and type coursework to get tuition. Its not everyday that you find a person with such willingness. She needs tuition food, and rent. Any contributions are welcome. Stay blessed
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5 years
I pray I never fall victim of cyber bullying 😢😢almost every gal on this platform has been dealt with 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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5 years
Moslems in Kampala are all angry.. u walk in2 a shop and no 1 wants to attend to u...when does fasting end?? 🤥this made me realise tht all business pple are Moslems
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6 years
Ever since i joined twitter I haven’t interacted with an Indian man....do they know about this app or its just Facebook
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5 months
I will be having Joanita Kawalya at my wedding so she can emphasize my dealbreakers to mwami 1.Coming home in the morning from the bar (Najjera men cannot handle this one) 2. I won’t be a punching bag 3. Beer count should be less than 5 4. Don’t get me started on female friends
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3 months
Banange bino byenjagala…. I’m considering finding me a Muganda man from informal sector, one that sings for me those Mesearch Ssemakula songs Is that too much to ask
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Love etabuse the single can’t breathe 💀
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Once gave my last penny to support a friend's wedding, only to be asked to cover additional expenses. When I declined, they tried to guilt trip me, Pesh your time is coming….. But here's the thing, I didn't give expecting future reciprocity. I gave because I wanted to
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The left overs they brought us from nyegenyege …. I’m in charge of breaking the virginity of the bottle.
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6 months
If Dangote could withdrew USD 10m just to look at it so he would believe he has money, who am I to invest in Treasury bonds that I can’t see & just hope I will be able to cash out in the future 😂😂 My 50k in Centenary gives me sleepless nights, won’t treasury bonds kill me?
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Naye banange Daniel Perfumes has really marketed his products but this is so far the funniest one for me😂you will buy by force…… anywho, why do all Kampala men smell the same? Can we leave Club de nuit for the boys that are just getting into the fragrance world🌚
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Visited someone and found Serena bedroom slippers in her room 😂😂 I didn’t think this habit was real…. She told me not to visit her again after I laughed. Me: did you take the bathrobe too Her: No it was big it wouldn’t fit 😂😂
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7 months
“Okulya sente sikyekimalawo sente, nyingiza yazo” he didn’t lie. Currently I’m looking for Osmosis
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I won’t let the culture die🌚 thou shall carry cake for my siblings & my future kids from any party 😂😂 That piece mothers carried for us from parties always hit different.
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2 years
@Mr_Mugii Till date I believe investing in this kind of business is just a way to pass on wealth to your kids.... money loses value but Land, buildings will forever appreciate..... to me these investments are not profit making ventures 😌🚶🏿‍♀️🚶🏿‍♀️
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There’s a police officer on the road to Kabale (won’t mention the particular area) that sells matooke to cars he stops. The economy is really tough
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I must be the only Western person that’s not a RayG fan 😅 anyway I have a weird habit of not liking what majority like… I will discover my niche artists & gatekeep their music 🌚 Note: me being no fan doesn’t mean his music ain’t good.
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While we are all cutting onions & saying aww at a proposal☺️ Mr Sir is watching football 😂😂😂
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5 years
Gutuja gutuja gutuja ♥️ wotari baby omutima gubera gutujja ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
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1 year
2 guys stole a bottle of Jameson from our table at Cielo yesterday 😂😂 I feel like it’s a dream but it did really happen
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Happy birthday to me But let's get real, I'm still a spring chicken... in my mind, at least. Slightly older' is just a euphemism for ‘wisely aged’ right? I'm still Leo DiCaprio’s spec, minus the awkwardness of actually revealing my age.
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6 years
#tuitionforjustine At the darkest moment thats when the star shines brightest. At ur darkest moment is when you get your breakthrough. thanx to all those that have been involved in this charitable cause. Lets keep the support coming for rent and food may God bless you all
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3 months
Let me add this; The 48 Laws of Power; Law 6, "Court Attention at All Costs, but avoid overexposure” advises against overexposure, including posting too many pictures of oneself. This law suggests that excessive self-promotion can lead to diminishing returns and even repel others
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5 years
I act like im enjoying all these healthy salads but deep down i want a Ugaroll😫
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5 years
My people how does one close his or her dm..... mbuza bubuza
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6 years
Stop asking gals whether they are dating...u make it hard for us
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Rwandan gospel music is my new addiction. Why didn’t anyone tell me it was this goooooddd??
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@digitaldidan We like gals without mk up.... 3 mins later gal with 5 layers of mk up walks in and ey all start staring ☹️naye abasaja mwagala ki dalaa??
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Stop hiring the resume. Start hiring the attitude. Instead of “Do you have a Bachelors degree?” Let’s talk about who you are. Turn the resume over and just chat. Let’s make interviews WAY less rigid. Almost every job can be taught. ~ Chad Gono
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Qute Kaye atuwade ear orgasm banange😩😩😩
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@de_enginiya Are Uncle Spire’s exhibitions a joke to y’all??
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@d_mukungu The sums they were demanding me had me abandoning the company, I will be waiting for it to be closed after 10 years of not filing
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@Senor_Mitch I love me an attentive man…. I don’t even know who Pulma is but they should bring her back
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😩😩why im I addicted to this #Gutujja song..... never been this addicted to a song ♥️♥️♥️
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@NChrisKK I personally, haven’t experienced someone willingly opening the car door for me ….. Men don’t seem to understand “loving someone the way they want to be loved”
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I been dey beg you to try, Reason with me If I no get today, I go get am tomorrow Abi you you want make I die? E no easy for me If I no get today, I go get am tomorrow #reasonwithme ♥️♥️
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@thee_acholi_gal @PirateMulwana You forgot an addition of the ones with e verified accounts... they also feel like deputy Jesus
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I now believe Twitter favoritism is real…. Why are people lying to someone that the big chop was a good idea.
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5 years
I feel like spoiling money heist S3 for those tht hvnt watched 😉😉guess what we are stealing this tym...... You either watch today or forever hold ur peace wen i start part2 of e narration.
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I'm aware that sleeping on my left side is recommended because it reduces pressure on my internal organs & improves blood circulation…….. but personally, I prefer sleeping on my right side
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A man judged me as lacking substance because I went out frequently, yet he himself went out even more often This double standard illustrates how men often hold women to different &stricter expectations than they hold themselves, unfairly criticizing women for things they also do
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6 months
Can’t they just make Tuesday a public holiday as well??
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7 months
I don’t understand the obsession people have with the whole “help me hit 5/10/15k followers, please follow me” Like are numbers that important on a personal page / account?
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If this ain’t a form of family planning then I don’t know what is 😂😂 we thought going to Kasese was it but now kids will be going to see the Alps. I’m starting to understand this whole planned kid scenario
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Tasted Oner today & I wish I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t🌚 Why does Oner have a safi taste? The Social media influencing piqued my curiosity…… but the disappointment🙁 please pass me my Minute Maid.
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5 years
He can’t give you more than you can take and He might let you bend but He won’t let you break 🙏🏿 Happy Sunday to you all
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Any man that has flowers to give but has no one to gift should find his way to my DM. We can start the talking stage now 😅I’m kinda cute as long as you don’t look at me for too long
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To me X is just a digital journal where you vent your thoughts & emotions, not seeking validation / likes but rather using the platform to express yourself freely without pressure of audience expectations Amused by the lengths people will go to get attention & impress others
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5 years
How old were you wen u got to know that BET is Black Excellence Televised ????
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Chat with businessman; Me: You people don’t understand EFRIS Him: We do Me: why are you striking, is it the VAT Him: No, we can just increase the price to cover that Me: Then why? Him: Tetwagala governmenti etulingilize, why do you think all our money is not in banks.
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2 years
Need I remind you ?? #BakigaNation
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@joramMpairwe This one doesn’t beat Samona at the game….. I think every school had a somona kid
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Me: I want water Shop attendant: Tuyinamu Sheebah, Remah, Spice ne Ice Is a merge or collaboration healthy when the brand ambassador is bigger than the brand itself? It may increase sales but is it sustainable? What happens when these brand ambassadors are not in it no more
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My classmates left me sleeping in class after night prep and i woke up to a room with lights off at around midnight....you all S1 Y class members i will never forgive and forget you 😫😫
@the_travor_guy
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Your worst high school experience..? Let's share. My worst was when some arrogant teacher awoke me to 5 hot strong strokes of the cane because I missed Erobics. PS : I slept in a boxer that night. 😢 Yours?
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Lol wont forget wen a gal knelt at e phone booth while greeting......osibye otya mama 😂🤣🤣🤣 @tracy_noelyn @khatalinah @Racheal32Vian
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O jewa ke eng:
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Majority of girls on Twitter have a bird brain…. All they post about is cuddles, sex & pictures to get men simping, anywho sensible tweets get no engagement so maybe they know something the rest of us don’t 🌚
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2 years
SunaBen is part of Uganda’s mineral resources.....I don’t want to argue my head is paining 😌
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@limzo6 @Sitidde Ssuna Ben if this is your official account Pliz follow me back because I’m your biggest fan on 😩😩 @taremwasam4 @mugisha_ola @limzo6 advocate for me 😂😂😂Im the only one that knows how many people I have had to explain to who he is
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No retweet since i joined😢does tht mean e whole world is jealous of me
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If u want to tweet something, please tweet, don't worry about the retweets, those fools have seen your tweet but just jealous of u😂😂😂😂
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Did you know that an item that cost 100 shillings in 1981 costs 762,773.30 shillings at the beginning of 2023. Someone with Boomer money shouldn’t lecture you “At your age I had a house”☹️Boomers say we are always whining but we work harder than they did, better educated too.
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Men in relationships can get away with so much but a married woman takes a harmless friendly photo & suddenly she's under scrutiny… classic double standard & it shows how society is programmed to judge women more harshly than men. The gender bias is glaring … the hypocrisy
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7 months
People give away too much information about their lives on these apps. Very unattractive. Leave a little mystery…..
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11 months
I will probably ask God “Am I a carrot?” Everytime I see a video like this.
@Cryptoscipher
CRYPTOS CIPHER
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Has your relationship gotten to this stage or I should mind my business?👀🫵
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Me after rejecting all men that don’t open car doors for me😂😂
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"I need a husband, I will sponsor the marriage, I am 39 years old, and very soon I will enter menopause, no matter what are doing I am going to marry you” — Lady cries out
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He treated me like his personal servant sending me to buy food for my friend. Gave him a chance to come to his senses with a polite ‘pardon me’ but his brain failed to send a recall notice to his mouth. Guy yandabyemu mukomba box & still wondering what gave him the impression??
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Ahaaaa….. tomorrow vele early in the morning I will tweet about my experience at the Batooro event, any who …… being a Mutooro man will forever be the biggest red flag for me
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6 years
Can you guys add your net worth to the bio... we are tired of using your profile pictures to estimate 😓it mks it hard for us to reply via dm
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2 years
Mtn egabudde 😂😂😂Oba why are these people playing with us as though tuli ba baby....so what I’m I supposed to do with 50/=
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A woman marries a doctor / lawyer / corporation executive, she automatically procures the same status & income which took her husband years of hard work to attain - Book;The Manipulated Man Quickest way to wealth is through marriage 😅 ladies, use this information as you please
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5 years
I’m here on kampala road having my ka lunch while witnessing broad day robbery😂😂😂😂a woman is busy giving in her money 2 buy bitcoins
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With the nice cars I see on this road on a daily, I would have to hate myself not to want that. Tomorrow we go & try again to catch the worm
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Black tax ….. the labor of love & support for family should bring purpose, joy, & fulfillment. Selfless giving, without expectation of reward / reciprocity makes giving effortless. Don't regret or reserve your support. The joy of giving surpasses any sense of loss.
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I feel like im e only gal in this era tht has never had professional face beat with all e lashes and stuff 😭😭😭i dont even know how tht side of me looks like... maybe tht side o me has more potential😂😂
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5 years
Its 5 O’clock in the mng... conversation got boring......🙇🏿‍♀️🙇🏿‍♀️🙇🏿‍♀️
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It is men who genuinely fall in love, never women. Just as women can fake an orgasm, they can falsify their feelings, and always for profit. Book: The manipulated Man This book needs to be burnt 😅😅 men are being let in on the female secrets
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6 years
Wankona kona 💃🏿💃🏿💃🏿💃🏿ehhh🙈🙊
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Asake didn’t lie … it will be lonely at the top. Goes to find me a muhusband 🚶🏿‍♀️🚶🏿‍♀️
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My friend @enyiraguju_egum is so excited about upgrading from 30 to 36 followers in one day 🤣🤣🤣pliz lets make him happier by atleast hitting 100. But wont he even go mad😥 @solomonkibz @ArneAine @the_travor_guy @genoeric1 @Sabalwanyi1 @tracy_noelyn @nyaikae @Racheal32Vian
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5 months
Kambuze nga falaa…. Should those at girlfriend / boyfriend level be doing a press release when a break up happens or it’s wifey level?
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