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Parul Agarwal
3 years
Parents - Our kid is fine Their kid on twitter -
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I can’t 😭
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The hindi word for gf and prisoner is both bandi Coincidence?
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My brother trying to keep Leonardo DiCaprio away from me
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When I die my boss is gonna get an ouija board and ask my spirit to finish my pending tasks
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3 years
Got so drunk one time, I told the zomato delivery guy to text me when he got home
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“Am I audible?” Ya, unfortunately
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It’s always “ Join this meeting link” and never “Good morning sunshine, kitna kaam karogi, so jao thodi der aur”
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3 years
Don’t need ap dhillon, i already know munde pagal ne saare
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2 years
Itni garmi hai ki computer lab assistant banne ka man kar raha hai
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3 years
Started from the bottom, now we’re at rock bottom
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2 years
Dating advice: Send her fast replies so she doesn’t get time to realise she deserves better
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3 years
Some people are so loud, I feel like telling them “Bhaisaab aapke gale ka Caps Lock on reh gaya”
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2 years
My family’s set a buffet in the train 😭
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“All my friends are toxic” bolne ke liye bhi dost nahi hai
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no context
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The maid kept them in the fridge😭
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Kisiko mujhme rab kyu nahi dikhta yaar
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1 year
Arre bhai smart watch i’m doing potty
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3 years
So cute when 20 year olds flirt with me like aw beta tumhari umar se zada toh mere AC ka temp hai
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Brahmastra plot explained
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Joint family’s a scam bro…ek bhi joint nahi milta yaha
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Gharwalo se door jaane ke liye toh twitter banaya tha. Ab saala Agrawal hi CEO ban gaya 😭
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Builder hu, I build walls between me and others
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Mom telling our family problems to our panditji like he’s a therapist
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Men used to go to war, now they send us to therapy
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Why does every director make Ranbir kapoor dance around walking women
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It’s so hot, actually lag raha hai ki suraj ki baahon mein hai yeh zindagi
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5 months
Mai toh nahi sikhaungi apne bacho ko empathy vempathy, faltu pagal banke aa jayenge har jagah se
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Rest of the movie vs movie when my mom walks in
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My dad wildin
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Me - No no I don’t watch reels Person - Shut up Me - And bend over 🥲
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2 years
Bhagwaan apni handwriting sudhaarlo, samajh hi nahi aa raha aapne kismat mein kya likha hai
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2 years
I think I downloaded the wrong Gangubai
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3 years
Aryan ka sahi hai yaar, Diwali ki safai ke time jail chala gaya ab Halloween ki party ke time bahar aa gaya
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Haa choti bachi hu, koi billionaire couple pls adopt karlo
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3 years
If Jawed Habib was giving a facial
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Yaar yeh periods bunk nahi kar sakte kya 😭
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4 hajmola kha li phir bhi digest nahi ho raha ki Sushmita Sen and Lalit Modi are dating
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Feels like I’m in season 6 of my life where all the important characters leave
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Kangana Ranaut’s Account Suspended #कंगना_तुम_कहाँ_हो #KanganaRanaut
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It’s officially “wear socks to bed and slide them off while sleeping” season
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Quitting my full-time life for work
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The way lemon prices have increased, I am grateful ki angoor khatte hai
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Ab samajh aaya Aham ji “important meetings” mein kya karta hai
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Agar Parag Agrawal jaise company chhorne pe millions of dollars miley toh mai bolti hu mujhe aaj hi laat maarke kaam se nikaal do
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Me: Can we skip to the good part Life: Vo toh hai hi nahi bro
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2 years
It be like that sometimes
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“Jaati hu mai” “Jaldi hai kya” Bro meri maa ke 5 missed call aa gaye tujhe mazak lag raha hai
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Remember when Raj couldn’t even speak to girls? Look at him now
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The urge The budget
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My hair so inspired by Ritwiz, they’re like “Hum toh udd gaye”
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Ab toh Totla Seth ne bhi tesla khareed li
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“Arranged marriages are scary”
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“Social media is toxic” No bro extreme of anything is toxic
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Why 😭
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"In another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you."
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2 years
So competitive that I never let anyone hate me more than i hate myself
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Parents say no to having pets because uski potty kaun saaf karega, then ask force their kids to have babies
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Kabhi kabhi samajh hi nahi aata ki panic attack hai ki acidity
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Wanna jam to kesariya with him, but he’s leftist
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I hope Ranbir Kapoor knows that he won’t be able to have a dramatic exit in the middle of his own wedding
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Got my mind on your body, and this bullshit on my insta feed
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Yeh AI, Chatgpt toh thik hai, but yeh wali technology kab launch hogi?
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3 years
College mein padhai chorke phone pe dhyan dia hota toh shayad aaj mai bhi influencer banke lakho kama rhi hoti
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Students from kota watching house of secrets like
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Jinki koi tareef nahi karta voh khud hi urban dictionary pe apna naam dhundhke tareef sun lete hai
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3 years
Wtf is Ambivert/Extravert/Omnivert. Just admit ki tumse socialise bhi nahi kia jata aur akele bhi nahi raha jata
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Anushka really living the ‘Tujhme rab dikhta hai’ life with Virat
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Laptop ke sath-sath apne dimag ke bhi thode tabs band karlo, varna pura system crash ho jayega
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Kya fayda yeh online recipes dekhne ka, end mein toh sabko thokar hi khani hai
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Agar mehmaan bhagwaan ki tarah hota hai toh mandir mein rahe na
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Who called it treadmill and not Hum jo chalne lage chalne lage hai yeh raste
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Tuitions were the real dating apps for convent school girls
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Feeling scared to blink…kahi weekend khatam na ho jaye
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1 year
Deewar aisi banao ki chaar log thooke
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“This is where I draw the line” bolte bolte pura bar graph bana chuki hoon
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Sometimes people just need a little push (off a cliff)
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“Arrange marriage is scary”
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Can I file a hit and run case? Mujhe ghar baithe baithe reality hit kar gayi
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Kitna bhi kesariya sunlu, life mein toh channa mereya hi chalega
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The pessimist said my glass is half empty, I told her pagli yeh toh mera peg hai
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Network toh aa raha hai but connection hi nahi ho raha kisi se
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Panchayat: Dekh raha hai Binod? Panchayat WFH: Is my screen visible Binod?
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3 years
Good luck to those guys who watched this match with their gfs
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It’s funny how ameer log kanjoosi kare toh they’re down-to-earth aur gareeb kanjoosi kare toh they’re down-market
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Moms keeping fast and then getting hangry is the desi version of fast and furious
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3 years
Alarm toh roz hi uthata hai Yamraj kab uthayega
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Ye christian log ka abhi se jingle bell start ho gaya aur apan log diwali ke din bhi “feel nahi aa rahi” bolte rehte hai
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Bhagwaan ne mujhe khushia toh bhej di thi, par unka access dena bhul gaye
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Watching Kal ho na ho isn’t enough, I’m here hoping ki kal na ho
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I am a hopeless romantic person the romantic’s silent
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Happy Diwali ✨
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2 years
Lovers : email you when you block them everywhere Legends:
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3 years
Gonna tell everyone that I am going to Vicky Katrina’s wedding What they gonna do? Ask me to show photos? Send drones to check if i’m there?
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Sometimes it feels like meri life ka bas maula mere maula mere part hi chal raha hai, aakhein teri wala part aa hi nahi raha
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Who called it spanking and not ‘Love mera hit hit’
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