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Lockett🐐

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I 100% support Tyler Lockett’s quest to avoid taking a single hit after the catch this season

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My off-season pitch to fix the Seahawks

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Russell Wilson ends his Seahawks career with 17-4 record against the 49ers

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I present to you, every Brock Purdy interceptable pass

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I can't get over the Mariners pitching in game 1

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I can think of one occasion

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Question….when has mocking the belt ever worked out well?? Lol

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Marshawn had the best retirement announcement in the history of pro sports

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✌🏿

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Hear me out: Russell Wilson Seahawks interim offensive coordinator

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The Russell Wilson to Tyler Lockett moon ball is as pretty as it gets

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Now that the Cardinals have parted ways with Kliff Kingsbury, Pete Carroll has outlasted 11(!) NFC West head coaches

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I 100% support Tyler Lockett’s quest to avoid taking a single hit after the catch this season

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#TBT Jeff Garcia throws it in the dirt on 4th and 1. Final Score: Seahawks 24 49ers 17

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The Seahawks and Vikings have never played a normal game against each other

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Another angle of Russell Wilson’s ridiculous spin move TD to Freddie Swain

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The last TD of Russell Wilson’s Seahawks career

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😎

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Who is even the “big 3?”

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3 years

My off-season pitch to fix the Seahawks

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2 years

I’m extremely happy that DK Metcalf got a chance to remind the world that he is a fucking superstar

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I haven’t felt this good about a lead in the division since

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My *new and improved* pitch to fix the Seahawks

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The Doug Baldwin game: 7 catches for 126 yards and the game winning TD. Probably my favorite Seahawks regular season victory of the Pete Carroll-Russell Wilson era

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8 months

Bang Bang Niner Gang

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DK Metcalf’s hand technique vs press coverage is so violent

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2 years

The 2022 Seahawks are a perfect bad playoff team. They’re just talented enough to pull off an upset, but bad enough that you can shrug off a loss without stressing over it

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3 years

Food for thought: Russell Wilson has never lost an NFL game on a Tuesday

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Russell Wilson still has WHEELS

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Pictured: Russell Wilson destroying TJ Ward with a stiff arm

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3 years

Please cancel the Seahawks MNF game next week @NFL The world doesn’t need to see that nonsense

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Russell Wilson was wise to sign that contract before playing a single game for the Broncos

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Kam Chancellor deserves to be in Canton

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The Seahawks should spice up the DROY race and let Tariq Woolen play WR in the red zone. Woolen vs Sauce on a goal-line fade would be must see tv

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Russ being obsessed with tempo for the last 5 years only to spend the entire game battling the play clock is quite a turn of events

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Name cannot be blank

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15 years of bad OL play. Enoughs enough.

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3 years

Happy Fail Mary day! On this day nine years ago, the replacement refs made the correct call of a Seahawks TD

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3 years

“With the 56th pick in the 2021 NFL Draft, the Seattle Seahawks select Long Boi, Cornerback, University of York.”

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Easy to forget now, but the Seahawks were very much in the game against the 49ers until the Travis Homer fumble put them in a hole

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A better view of DK Metcalf’s stiff arm on Jimmy Ward. Good lord🫣

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The Seahawks should trade for Lane Johnson to combat the Rams Von Miller trade

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NFL players standing next to NBA centers is my favorite genre of photo

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The world if the Seahawks had traded for Minkah Fitzpatrick instead of Jamal Adams

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“Tyler Lockett has got to stop giving himself up after the catch.”

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3 years

Tom Brady is getting a taste of what life is like for Russell Wilson and he’s not enjoying it

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Tariq Woolen didn't get the memo that this was supposed to be a developmental year for him. We're watching one the best athletes at the CB position the NFL has ever seen. And just look at the ball skills. His WR background flashes just like Richard Sherman's did

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Another great Lockett trait: if he HAS TO take a big hit, he’s damn sure going to catch the football

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3 years

I’ve decided to blame the Seahawks entire 2021 season on Macklemore

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3 years

I’ve decided to blame this loss on the Macklemore pregame concert. We’re on to Minnesota

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Peak LOB era Seahawks: “We played against Santana Moss last year,” Brandon Browner added. “He did a little bit of talking. But he got smacked around a couple times. And if that’s where he wants to take it, we’ll smack him around a couple times.”

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You know who has an Odell Beckham Sr. approved deep ball? Russell Carrington Wilson

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How Pete Carroll’s Seattle Seahawks hit rock bottom

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Prioritizing Will Dissly over DJ Reed is certainly a choice

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🎵 At DK have it your way 🎵

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#QuestForSix

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Russell Wilson on his last day with the Seahawks

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3 years

NBD. Just two Seahawks greats hanging out

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2 years

The expert picks are starting to come in for the Seahawks week 1 game vs the Broncos. Daniel Jeremiah, I salute you

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the DK Metcalf vs Marshon Lattimore rematch is going to be hilarious

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3 years

Since Seahawks legend Devin Hester is trending

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Pretty cool that the Seahawks offense and defense have agreed to never play well at the same time

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Another angle of the Jamal Adams TD saving hit on George Kittle

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Safe to say that #25 on the Lions was not expecting a run on 3rd and 5. His eyes never left Tyler Lockett

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The Russell Wilson TD pass to Chris Matthews with 6 seconds left in the half was a thing of beauty

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The Seahawks 17 point first half vs the 49ers is looking mighty impressive right about now

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I very much enjoyed Brady Henderson’s piece on Mike Macdonald. But I do think as the years have passed we’ve forgotten how ruthless Pete Carroll was back in 2010 when he was trying to turn the Seahawks franchise around

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“Do you still enjoy watching the Seahawks play even though they don’t have Russell Wilson?” Me:

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Kyle Shanahan must be so frustrated trying to come up with an offensive game plan for the Seahawks game. It’s like going to restaurant with too many menu options. Does he order the roast linebacker or the smoked cornerback?

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Alki Beach, Seattle WA

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New angle of Tyler Lockett’s first TD catch. The adjustment he makes at the end is ridiculous

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This is as fired up as you will ever see Russell Wilson. No chance he was going to let them lose this game

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👻🎃✨America Is Musty✨🎃👻

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This hard. Sixers had Dr J's fro, A.I's braids and now Harden's beard. Try to throw out another franchise with more all time NBA hairstyle power you can't

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If this is truly the last home game of the Pete Carroll/Russell Wilson era, all I have to say is:

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@Camorooni @minakimes Whoa. It really does remind me of 2012 Russell Wilson to Sidney Rice. Look at the video next to each other

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I’m giving the Seahawks an A+ draft grade for not trading DK Metcalf

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Throwback Thursday to Matthew Stafford throwing a career high 5 INTs against the Seahawks at Qwest Field

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The Seahawks just ruined my Sunday. Football is BACK, baby!

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Men will literally go on to Wikipedia at 1 in the morning just to look at the 2013 NFL Draft results

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Cooper Kupp is who Patriots fans thought Julian Edelman was

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One of my favorite Russell Wilson memories. 260 pound Demarcus Ware got a strip sack on him and Russ battled him for control of the football for almost a minute straight

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If you’re reckless enough to trade two 1sts and a 3rd for Jamal Adams, you shouldn’t blink at the thought of paying $7.25 million for half a season of Odell Beckham. Now is not the time to exercise restraint

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“Can you pass a class in the first quarter?”

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Pete Carroll will be teaching a class this spring at USC. More via @BradyHenderson :

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Never forget

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In other news: former Rams’ punter Johnny Hekker agreed to terms with the Panthers, per source.

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One of my favorite Quandre Diggs INTs🫡

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Russell Wilson had two of the three longest passes in the NFL by air distance in the month of September

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@DragonflyJonez And even if we leave dunks out of it, Ray Allen’s reverse layup against the Lakers in the game 4 of the finals is an all-timer

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DK Metcalf lulling CBs to sleep before hitting them with the spin move is so pretty

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Nice pre-game moment between Geno Smith and Kam Chancellor. Geno called Kam his favorite player and said that Kam reminds him of Sean Taylor. Geno is a Miami native just like Taylor, so that’s the ultimate compliment

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The YouTube algorithm gets me

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I still can’t believe the NFL scheduled Seahawks vs Broncos as the season opener. Those messy bitches

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@minakimes Your viewers

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stop looking at the arm motion and watch the feet

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Shane Waldron didn’t call a single screen pass in the first half

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Final score vs the 49ers Cowboys: 12 DK Metcalf: 12

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#TBT to week 2 of the 2013 season and one of the most dominant games of Richard Sherman's career. Anquan Boldin was fresh off a 13 catch/208 yard game. Sherman traveled with Boldin and completely shut him down. 0 targets, 0 catches