@RussBaffordII
@donie
@JerryDunleavy
Twitter employees have had months of warning.
Those resumes should've already been seeking new jobs, but if they were prone to optimism, Elon's letter just crushed it.
"You will be working like slaves, and we will be replacing you arbitrarily."
"Ok, bye!"
"Relax," said the Night Man.
"We are programmed to receive.
You can check out any time you like,
But you can never leave."
I've been the Night Man, and Hotel California is still one of the best tracks ever recorded.
@krassenstein
@JosephS03876993
Operating at less than maximum speed and with more than bare skeleton crews would almost certainly have helped prevent it.
Corporate greed, again, is killing people. With Trump's rabidly pro-business help.
@deathbybadger
Wouldn't evolution select for standing high-jump Minotaurs? Obvious the ability to clear an 8-ft wall in a single bound would be advantageous...
@axios
Fortunately, 8 feet is plenty close enough. Thanks zoom!
Next year's story, cops turn and walk toward reporters, then arrest them for being too close.
Bet on it.
@BillPascrell
Dennis Hastert should be of particular interest to the Trump family and the
#GOP
.
Because Dennis still holds the record for the highest office ever held by any elected official that served time in Prison.
#MAGA
, your best boy could set a new record!
@RonFilipkowski
In other words, there never was a case, and all the Republicans and RW media who tried to make it a Big Gotcha are wearing
#GOP
egg on their faces.
Durham, meanwhile, is "up" by a couple of years of legal fees.
@RepBoebert
Whatever makes you squirm in your chair.
Do you suppose CO voters have noticed yet that you aren't actually DOING anything?
We'll remind them (often) for you.
@realTuckFrumper
:Glance:
Texas Governor Abbot. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis.
Oh, really? Will you be surrendering to the authorities immediately or...?
@realTuckFrumper
You don't treat WHITE people that way in the South.
Where's the lynching tree in her home town? Bet she knows exactly which tree is preferred.
@Lie_Navigator
@WalshFreedom
"US citizens shouldn’t be put in the position of doubting election outcomes."
They'd never be in that position if their candidates stopped lying to them. It's really simple, except for the four people most prone to lying about the 2020 election, evidence?
Court wins?
Hello?
@williamlegate
Personally, I think there's a place in this world for a "Republicans Give Terrible Economic Advice" parody account. It's a genius idea, because there's so much of it that's already out there.
@KingLux83
Elon's plan is to start charging for use of the Twitter API in 3 days.
What you're seeing is a preview of what the entire world will see on the 9th.
@IAmPoliticsGirl
Bear in mind that the briefing he received was undoubtedly from the NY Branch (aka the Good Ole Boys) of the FBI.
They probably had coffee and joked about how much they hated "libruls like Swalwell" for an hour.
@RogerZenAF
Too obscure for Trump. History ain't exactly Tubby's strong suit.
But the subtext, about how Trump Hoovered up the adderall, is pretty sublime.
@OccupyDemocrats
How about a court provision that offers them a deal.
Prove your case, in court, with all of the evidence you can bring to bear.
If you lose, you drop out of politics forever. No do-overs, no take-backsies. If you were defrauded, we are very concerned.
But we do require proof.
@GOPLeader
What Kevin doesn't mention is that Violent Crime is at record highs in RED states. 40% higher than Blue ones, on average.
It's odd that all the states that are police police police have the most violent crimes, isn't it? Could it be because they're also guns guns guns?
@lavern_spicer
@Wolfiesmom
Well, let's see, the SC no longer considers your medical privacy a right, or access to birth control, or access to abortion.
So no, you don't still have them.
@Quasarsphere
@ElieNYC
I suggest reporting random Karens and the wives of GOP policians.
You can do mistresses of GOP politicians, but that would be cruel.
@AliceShort3
She didn't really do anything except dance and pose...
And the Right is on full attack.
:headshake:
That photo is iconic and should win a Publitzer.
But then their heads would pop from unwarranted rage.
@EricMMatheny
What values?
The modern GOP seems to be most supportive of punitive counter-investigations. No actual policies, no plans. Obstruction and vitriol.
Do you see values the GOP isn't showing anyone?
@realTuckFrumper
"I know Trump's guilty. But if I go on the stand, I have to tell the truth. And Evangelicals will tear me to pieces if I do. What should I do, Mommy?"
@EricMMatheny
Florida pre-counted mail ins.
The states you're complaining about did not, some of them have laws against it--passed by people who knew damn well it would slow down the tabulation.
Begin to make sense yet?
@DarrigoMelanie
The Republicans are desperately trying to redirect the blame onto Buttigied, but it isn't working. DeWine is face-planting HARD, and Trump clearly has bloody hands.
@TrumpWarRoom
The story broke about how Trump was well aware that there wasn't any election fraud before the Georgia phone calls.
They've been lying to everyone since the election itself.
@KariLake
surely doesn't want to know, hear no evil, see no evil.
#GOP
already knew, they're just liars.
@Baastinshow
@teach_n_travel
Keurigs, Starbucks, the NFL, MLB, Dick's Sporting, Walmart (several times before) and a dozen other oldies they've long forgotten about by now.
They don't have the attention span to hold a boycot.
@NerdNamedJen
@DanyGarciaCo
@ItsDavery
@wbpictures
Cavill is Superman Number Nine, isn't he?
The universe will roll along just fine with someone else in the cape.
Cavill, on the other hand, just *might* escape Reeves typecasting if he takes the exit ramp.
@ColumbiaBugle
One last decent human remaining in the GOP replaced with more human excrement.
You guys cheer while your party burns. You cheer while your executive sells you out.
And you're baffled how you can possibly be losing Senators.
@TheRickWilson
He seems a little confused about what a marxist is, and he definitely got fascist wrong.
Conclusion: Rogan listener, peaked in high school, washed out of the JV Football squad, married the fourth-best looking cheerleader (and later regretted it).
@B52Malmet
Billionaires who know the American Empire is crumbling, and are grabbing as much as they can while they can.
Which means keeping the poorer at war with each other. While the wealthy their pockets.
@NBCPolitics
I have an idea. His first tweet should be:
"I am guilty of several felonies, and for the good of the country and in hopes of consideration for lighter sentencing will surrender myself to the authorities immediately."
Won't be, but should be.
@OhNoSheTwitnt
Which dog is buying a new yacht with the profits he made from cutting the workforce by 40% and making the remaining employees do double jobs?
@ksorbs
KariFake told us she intended to contest the results MONTHS before the actual election, indicating what her internal polling had to say about her chances of winning.
Very, very similar to Donald Trump two years earlier
Everything since has been sour grapes of the loser.
@joncoopertweets
He's going to go full-on Howard Hughes any day now.
Of course, if he doesn't do every single thing Putin wants, he might very well fall out of a window.
@EricMMatheny
And?
Please show how your premise and conclusion are causally related. Unless you show your work, it's a non sequitur (and a red herring).
@CalltoActivism
He desperately wants to Be Like Trump.
But yeah, since Nazis like DeSantis so much, there's probably something behind it. Little secret whitepower handshakes or whatnot.
@funder
Desantis is not quite so GUNNUTGUNNUTNRAYAY, but he is more cavalier with young people's deaths.
DeathSanta is much more ambitious, Abbott's doing this all as a last hurrah.
I think DeathSanta has a much higher likelihood of long-term evil.