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Nom the Dorky Goddess!

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I was a moron and Twitter gutted my last post because I mentioned the other blue realm by name so I'm posting this for visibility! Please follow me there if you care for my work because I'll be posting all my stuff there from now on!

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@ParcelledPuppy

5 years

Don't worry about failing your quest in the Goo Dungeon! You'll make a fantastic new addition to the Dungeon as a host to that level 1 goo creature that took you down~ I bet they're quite grateful for the level boost they got from defeating a level 100 character too~✨

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@ParcelledPuppy

5 years

You were in the middle of drawing your favorite goofriend when reality casually broke and they slowly crept off the canvas, onto your pen, across your hand, and up your forearm. Before you can even process what's going on, you're nothing more than a drooling goo puppet <3✨

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@ParcelledPuppy

5 years

PSA: Be careful when traversing the multiverse. There are a litany of paracausal and omnipresent goo symbiotes lying in wait for unsuspecting reality benders, gods, or even just wayfaring explorers! Most have a tendency to puppeteer their hosts permanently as well!

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@ParcelledPuppy

4 years

@LycanGoop Moonglow addiction is a telltale sign of onset midnight-lycanthropy. If you're showing these signs, then everything is perfectly normal and you should continue ogling moonstones.

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@ParcelledPuppy

5 years

I provide a gentle goo assimilation service and will happily provide a warm and cozy time! Free dinner and a nice movie offered, I also do long walks, and am willing to let the host to move freely and yap to their heart's content! (If they want to, that is <3)✨ Sign up today!

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@ParcelledPuppy

5 years

@JooshyDooshy Against all the horniness that Furries can conjure, all the lewdness that they can produce, we will send unto them . . . only you. Ink and color, until it is done.

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@ParcelledPuppy

5 years

Hippity hoppity your body is now my property. *schlorp*

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@ParcelledPuppy

5 years

You desperately attempt to keep a pastel white, featureless mask from securing it's self over your face whilst it drips a goo which blanks features over your whole body. Eventually, your strength gives out and the mask secures itself firmly onto your face . . .

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@ParcelledPuppy

5 years

Handling reality altering and identity hazardous materials? Wear your Auhrii grade hazmat gloves! Pair of gloves won't get the job done? Well for those tougher messes, dawn a whole Auhrii hazmat suit~ Guaranteed to keep those hazards out and your identity in! @GoopySpaceShark

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@ParcelledPuppy

4 years

If you ever have difficulty finding Nom, one needn’t look further than just finding her halo. If she got vored, simply look over the predator’s head for the halo. Same applies to any gooey friends that may have taken her over. And if it’s floating over you? Well, have fun :3c

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@ParcelledPuppy

5 years

Why take part in a parasocial relationship around one uncaring deity when you can form a legitimate and all encompassing relationship with your resident goo dork instead! See your local @LycanGoop for the start of a gooey and wholesome new reality <3

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@ParcelledPuppy

4 years

Masterball that mummifies pokemon as a means of capture.

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@ParcelledPuppy

5 years

Tight latex encasement, may be it in the form of vac-beds, goop, or suits is an extremely big mood rn.

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@ParcelledPuppy

5 years

The white goo walls from Changed are super friggin' hot. Please stick me in one.

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@ParcelledPuppy

5 years

All that remains is an unidentifiable, pastel white visage of what was 'you'. Wandering aimlessly in a sea of pleasurable blankness, eager to spread this new way of life to any who may come along~

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@ParcelledPuppy

5 years

Going to dunk someone's head into latex so I can appreciate their smooth, shiny, and almost featureless face afterwards . . . . Any volunteers?

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@ParcelledPuppy

4 years

Who wants to get mummified with me? I need the company úwù

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@ParcelledPuppy

5 years

Fabulous friggin' ref sheet for my Midnight Lycanroc by @LukosArt ! Go peep his twitter out! Real awesome dude :3

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@ParcelledPuppy

4 years

I wanna be a squirmy bulge in a snake.

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@ParcelledPuppy

5 years

With that, any resistance is immediately extinguished. Your will quickly drained and any problems that were strifing you being replaced with only thoughts of bliss and pleasure. Who were you? What was your previous purpose? None of that mattered anymore . . .

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@ParcelledPuppy

5 years

Friends and mutuals giving you a hard time? Turn them into a cute little wiggly parcel with soft comfy bandages! Be sure cuddle and pat them gently while they're all wound up <3

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@ParcelledPuppy

4 years

Appreciate you dorks. The modicum amount of interaction I garner here with my posts, art, lewds, or otherwise is a nice thing to look forward to on occasion.

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@ParcelledPuppy

5 years

New PFP by @Sexotheque_ ! They did an awesome job, go check em' out!

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@ParcelledPuppy

5 years

A concept I don't often see done: Symbiotic goofriend relationships that aren't strictly lewd. Like a goofriend who insulates a fuzzbutt from the harsh weather, borrows a friend's body to help them in a task, assimilating someone and taking them out to spend some time together <3

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@ParcelledPuppy

4 years

I collect kobolds in my tomb. Just a bunch of smol cute mummies ✨

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@ParcelledPuppy

5 years

I often wonder if I'd be an efficient goofriend given the fact I don't have much charm, or clever plans to beguile folk, but then I remembered. There would be people literally willing to throw themselves at me to be assimilated or hypnotized! So, my gooey doubts are abated~

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@ParcelledPuppy

4 years

Random Dork: Nooooo! You can't just mummify every cutie you see in form fitting bandages! Nom: Haha mummy go mmmmph

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@ParcelledPuppy

5 years

Anybody want a Lycanroc familar? Will be soul bound to you and occasionally show up when called. All you gotta do is feed me and gimme rubs!

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@ParcelledPuppy

5 years

Computer is fully operational. I am an extremely contented dog.

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@ParcelledPuppy

4 years

@LycanGoop This is why no one wants to raid with us, Ink. Either we’re turning them into witless stupified cuties, puppeting them around, or intentionally sabotaging an encounter in the enemies’ favor.

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