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@ParafilmM

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Stanning laboratory sealing film and spreading the word of The Purp! (no association with Bemis, Amcor, or the Swedish royal family)

Joined January 2021
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@ParafilmM
Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
@ParafilmM
2 years
FYI, because I know this confusion happens: This is not an official account. I'm just some dude who is weird enough to make an account dedicated to making jokes about how awesome Parafilm is. Don't feel bad about unfollowing, if that's not what you followed for
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@ParafilmM
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The 3 branches of science:
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The 3 branches of science
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Parafilm P a r a f i l m P a r a f i l m P a r a f i l m P a r a f i l m P a r a f i l m
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The perfect substance doesn't exi-
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Scissors? You mean Parafilmase?
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Parafilm P a r a f i l m P a r a f i l m P a r a f i l m P a r a f i l m P a r a f i l m P a r a f i l m
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@ParafilmM
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Parafilm P a r a f i l m P a r a f i l m P a r a f i l m P a r a f i l m P a r a f i l m P a r a f i l m
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@ParafilmM
Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
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Science is mostly an excuse to use Parafilm
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
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2 years
P-value now refers to the amount of Parafilm used in an experiment. Pass it on.
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
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2 years
Undergrads can have a little Parafilm, as a treat
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
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PARAFILM IS A SEMI-TRANSPARENT, FLEXIBLE FILM COMPOSED OF A BLEND OF WAXES AND POLYOLEFINS. IT IS A DUCTILE, MALLEABLE, NON-TOXIC, TASTELESS AND ODORLESS, AND SELF-SEALING THERMOPLASTIC.
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2 years
I have obtained The Pin!
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2 years
And so, another infinity has been started
@E_v_a_Kaufmann
Eva Kaufmann
@E_v_a_Kaufmann
2 years
Some things you only do once in your lifetime… Buying Parafilm for example! 💘 #NewPI #AcademicTwitter
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
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2 years
Did you know that the phrase "wrapping it up for the day" comes from microbiologists wrapping up their Petri dishes at the end of the day, before they crawl back under the incubator to sleep?
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It's science!
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No one ever thanks Parafilm in their Nobel Prize acceptance speech
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2 years
Mmm... Grape flavour
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2 years
Even Parafilm snaps from the stress sometimes, so it's okay if you do it too. Also the deadline is tomorrow.
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My doctor says it bad for my mental health, but I'm committed to living the Parafilm lifestyle of stretching myself thin in response to stress
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
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This is still my favourite meme I have made
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
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2 years
Hey @amcorpackaging , you wanna make money, right? Of course you do, you are a corporation. Then start making and selling this mug!
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
@ParafilmM
2 years
No more "But someone took the scissors"
@chrisbwhitehead
Chris Whitehead
@chrisbwhitehead
2 years
My first purchase as a #newPI . Thanks you @fishersci ! #newprof #professor #chemistry #research #parafilm #newlab
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
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2 years
Will I be reusing old jokes now that there are 4 times as many people seeing them? Yes. Yes I will. But if any account is allowed to stretch out their material, it's this one
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
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2 years
Go on, go use the label maker to label all the scissors the lab as "Parafilmase". You know you want to, and why shouldn't you do it? There is no reason not to.
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
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This account getting 5k followers is funnier than anything I have posted on it. Thanks my little Parafreaks!
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
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2 years
Well, do I have some fantastic news for you!
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
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The opposite of Parafilm is aluminium foil.
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2 years
Hey you, it's Friday. It's been a long week. Your back hurts from bad pipetting posture. Do like Parafilm and stretch.
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This is your semi-regular reminder that purple Parafilm is a thing that exists that you can buy with human money for yourself or as a gift for your PI, labmate, lover, friend, enemy, frienemy, or squid!
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2 years
Parafilm, but it's black for the goth labrats
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2 years
If an idea sounds good on paper, it's gonna sound even better on Parafilm
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Oh boy! I hope it's more Parafilm!
@TimCaseyClyde
Tim Casey-Clyde 🌉
@TimCaseyClyde
9 months
I wrapped this for you @ParafilmM
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Parafilm isn't something you own. It's something you share with your lab group, like toothbrushes and the stress of looming deadlines. And I think that's beautiful.
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So do you guys eat your Parafilm with or without the peel?
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At night, when the lab is empty and no one is looking, the Parafilm just sits there, doing nothing, because it's not alive and can't go on secret adventures.
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Looking at you Nathan!
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I'm ○ Single ○ Taken ● Committed to Parafilm
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2 years
The secret goal of this account is to get big enough that Amcor will notice me and let come see what the Parafilm making machine looks like
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
@ParafilmM
2 years
Update: Parafilm underwear was not a success
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Pipette for scale is the banana for scale of the lab
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Ladies and gentlemen: behold world's largest parafilm ball (that I know of)
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Parafilm now comes with a prize in every box and it's Parafilm.
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CCGGCGCGCGCGTTTATTCTGATGATG
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2 years
Retweet to spread awareness of The Purple! Or don't, I'm not your mom.
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2 years
Certain US judges don't get to use Parafilm anymore, cause fuck them.
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Pondering My Roll
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2 years
The Parafilm is actually the third laureate
@Mucus_Man
Shai Bel
@Mucus_Man
2 years
Oh the perks of being a @NobelPrize laureate... Look at the size of that @ParafilmM 😱
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Wait?! It exists in real life? Has the Parafilm mug been real this whole time, or did I inspired someone to make it real?
@CCRoberts_ABQ
Christine Roberts
@CCRoberts_ABQ
2 years
Whoever said "don't marry another chemical engineer" was clearly not thinking about the potential birthday presents, because this parafilm mug I just received is 🔥. @saroberts
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How do people live like this?!
@OG_coreyfrazer
Corey Frazer
@OG_coreyfrazer
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@ParafilmM
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Truly mad indeed, but not as mad as I will be once I find who did it!
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Twist Bioscience
@TwistBioscience
1 year
This couldn’t be more true. RIP #parafilm
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2 years
Yum yum yum! Parafilm Christmas cookies by Dr. N PhD, ! Made with 3D printed cookie cutters he designed himself (with a little bit of help and encouragement from me in the chat lol). The files should be available at some point in the new year
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2 years
I'm starting to think we might all have an unhealthy obsession with Parafilm
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2 years
Remember to leave out Parafilm for Science Claus
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@ParafilmM
2 years
B̴̭̖̂͝ȅ̶̳̮̎ ̷̻͆̍͐n̷͇̽̆ò̷͕̦̥t̶̯̜̆ ̷̟͙̓̿a̵̹̝̿ͅf̸̤͛̀ŕ̸͈̑͝a̷̼̮͋̓͗ḭ̷͕̲̚d̶͓̔͜!̸̢̡͔̋
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2 years
Yes, I'm a PhD Parafilm-having Degenerate
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
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2 years
Real scientists wrap their Christmas gifts in Parafilm.
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Hey, hi, hello. Just wanna say that a lot of the people following this nonsense have cool names, funny bios, and study neat science stuff
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
@ParafilmM
2 years
Like if you like Parafilm Retweet if you like Parafilm Comment if you like Parafilm Read this tweet if you like Parafilm Scroll past this tweet if you like Parafilm Have a twitter account if you like Parafilm Have internet access if you like Parafilm Exist if you like Parafilm
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
@ParafilmM
2 years
Have you reminded your lab about the existence of The Purp today?
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@ParafilmM
1 year
The labs are healing! The Parafilm is returning!
@schmittwitt_
Danielle L. Schmitt 🔬
@schmittwitt_
1 year
The Parafilm I ordered Aug 29, 2022 has arrived today, August 25, the year of our Lord 2023.
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
@ParafilmM
2 years
Parafilm hot takes can't be hotter than 55 °C or the Parafilm will start to melt.
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
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2 years
Who even needs Falcon and Eppendorf tubes? You just wrap up the liquid in Parafilm!
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
@ParafilmM
2 years
I like it, but how are you gonna make Parafilm more sexy? It's already at 100%
@samezrael
sam
@samezrael
2 years
what do we think @ParafilmM
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@ParafilmM
2 years
Yea sex is great, but have you heard about Parafilm?
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
@ParafilmM
2 years
Don't know, seems like a bit of a stretch
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
@ParafilmM
2 years
Yea CRISPR is cool and all, but it was invented literally millions of years ago. Parafilm isn't even 100 years olds, but you don't see endless articles about it and how revolutionary it is 🙄🙄
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2 years
I can't believe I haven't done this one yet
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@ParafilmM
1 year
Is there nothing it can't do?!
@meiosiva
Prakash Sivakumar (Siva, 🗣️/ˈsɪ va: /, him)
@meiosiva
1 year
Tell me you are a molecular biologist without telling @ppant95 👇
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
@ParafilmM
1 year
More Parafilm themed things you can buy to have!
@MCB_doodles
MCB Science Stickers by Alice
@MCB_doodles
1 year
The days are long, but the years are short… In honour of feeling sappy over finishing undergrad, I made this sticker inspired by my favourite scientists in Twitter @Prokaryota and @ParafilmM (lol). Also, I just opened my own cell bio-themed sticker shop (Aah!) 1/2
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@ParafilmM
2 years
Remember, the P in P-value stands for Parafilm
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@ParafilmM
2 years
Pro-tip for yesterday: You can keep opened champagne carbonated by sealing it with Parafilm. Hope that helped!
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
@ParafilmM
1 year
Congrats on breaking reality, you are now ready to defend your PhD thesis
@mahoney_kc
Casey Mahoney(-Crane)
@mahoney_kc
1 year
Guys. It happened. Today, on August 23rd, 2023, I finished a roll of parafilm.
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@ParafilmM
1 year
Now *this* is how you open a lab!
@danithechemist
Dani Schultz
@danithechemist
1 year
Official parafilm ribbon cutting ceremony for our new #MerckChemistry Discovery Process Chemistry labs labs in Rahway, NJ! 👏 [Yes, the parafilm was saved 😂]
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
@ParafilmM
2 years
Parafilm is actually short for Parafilm
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1 year
Good news! That exists!
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derekseveri.bsky.social
@DerekSeveri
1 year
hear me out... parafilm in masking tape-sized rolls...
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
@ParafilmM
2 years
May your centrifuge forever be unbalanced and your gels always crack
@DNA_RNA_Uni
DNA&RNA Universe 𝕏
@DNA_RNA_Uni
2 years
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
@ParafilmM
2 years
Pick a piece, any piece:
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
@ParafilmM
2 years
Duck tape? More like fuck tape and use Parafilm instead, amirite?
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
@ParafilmM
2 years
Wait, how the fuck do they roll up the Parafilm at the Parafilm factory without stretching it?
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
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2 years
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy Parafilm which is even better
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
@ParafilmM
2 years
What a cute couple 🥰
@sketchscience
Sketching Science
@sketchscience
2 years
I made a photo shoot with my Parafilm ❤️
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
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2 years
If you took all the Parafilm on Earth it could stretch to the Moon and back at least like 3 times before all the angry scientists tracked you down and beat your ass.
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
@ParafilmM
2 years
I'm gonna go with yes
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
@ParafilmM
2 years
The urge to wrap an Eppendorf tube in Parafilm like a spider that has caught a fly.
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
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2 years
Where is my lab themed Monopoly game? I wanna be the box of Parafilm and buy Bio-Rad.
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
@ParafilmM
2 years
Oh sweet, they make yellow Parafilm too!
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
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2 years
Trilobites didn't have Parafilm, and look what happened to them.
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
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9 months
Did you know you can grow your own Parafilm plant from the cardbord seed at the end?
@LeResearchGroup
The Le Group
@LeResearchGroup
9 months
Dark times 😰
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
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11 months
Sure, the first might destroy the lab and unalive the postdocs, but the second one makes me feel bad
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
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9 months
The same kind of person who picks their pipette tips at random, stores their chemicals in alphabetical order, and doesn't have a favourite pair of tweezers
@DanCF93
Dr Daniel C de la Fuente
@DanCF93
9 months
What kind of monster does this to the parafilm????
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Long Lab Cheese Man (also @parafilmm.bsky.social)
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2 years
Update: I'm not allowed to refer to skin as "flesh Parafilm" around children anymore, no matter how accurate it is.
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