My fellow Americans, and otherwise confederated lolicons, I am running for president.
Vote for me and I will give you a government mandated loli, shota, or androgynous character of your choosing. Vote for me and I promise the anti threat will be ANNIHILATED.
God bless 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸