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William Crain

@Panther_Will

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Saying whatever happens to be on my mind at the time. Hashtags are for the weak. For anybody who wants to see my gpose stuff, it's all on the media tab.

Joined June 2015
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William Crain
7 years
@Freeyourmindkid Foucault's Pendulum swinging around and hitting them in the head too many times.
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7 years
What Al Franken did wasn't okay, regardless of what side of the political spectrum you happen to fall on. Don't defend stupid shit just because the perpetrator happens to fall on the same side of the aisle that you do.
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6 years
Can't remember who originally said this, but it's still true: saying "grandma's not racist, she's just old" when she drops slurs is another way of saying "grandma lived through the civil rights movement and didn't learn shit".
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6 years
@Iron_Spike On the other hand, if rich people give themselves blood diseases by doing this, we all win.
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4 years
"It's never happened to me, so I refuse to believe it's a problem" is part of the reason why the world sucks so much.
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6 years
@therealelp @xdannyxbrownx Danny's been putting out better stuff on Twitch than half of these cats have been putting on their albums lately.
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2 years
I feel like there's also a layer of irony in the UK's Before picture being a vocal Scottish separatist.
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Read Abolish Rent
2 years
This is silly on multiple levels but the accountโ€™s profile picture being Elon Musk is the icing on the cake
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6 years
@KevinMKruse And if you count prison labor as slavery, as the 13th Amendment does, we actually still haven't abolished it.
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7 years
@arthur_affect @AngryBlackLady Like "family values" is different from "paying his damn child support".
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6 years
@AngryBlackLady They've been at it for 500 years, at least. 646 days is a drop in the bucket.
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4 years
People should be treated like corporations. Imagine being able to write off food, rent, and utilities as operating expenses. Imagine Texas being enthusiastic about executing corporations.
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7 years
@spotastic Looks like they microwaved Jimmy Carter.
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7 years
@Freeyourmindkid "Europe isn't racist and homophobic like you Americans." *three beers later* "The Romani will steal your children."
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2 years
People listening to consultants is a good chunk of why we're in this mess in the first place.
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7 years
@owillis @SopanDeb @jimmyfallon @WillieGeist I'm kinda wondering how he could be apolitical with The Roots as his house band, honestly.
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6 years
@Freeyourmindkid That new Jean Grae and Quelle Chris album's pretty good.
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3 years
Idle thought: the new conservative catchphrase is like when you're ten years old, discover the concept of profanity, and then make up new swear words to use in front of your mother so you don't get spanked for using the normal ones.
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4 years
Because we needed another reason to say "fuck the Cowboys".
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Ron Filipkowski
4 years
CEO of TX gas company is giddy on call with shareholders over profits this week from storm. โ€œThis week is like hitting the jackpot with some of these incredible prices. We were able to sell at super premium prices for a material amount of production.โ€
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4 years
@kylegriffin1 Mo Brooks being sentient is kind of a stretch, though.
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7 years
I served in Iraq, too, and this dude can go fuck himself.
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7 years
@owillis Obama: mildly critical of a white person GOP: he's being possessed by the spirit of Khalid Muhammad!
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5 years
@deadmeatjames At least this means you'll get a manual review for every Puppet Master installment.
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7 years
@AngryBlackLady And those handshakes will be off beat.
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6 years
@InnerPartisan They don't revere Japan so much as they revere anime porn.
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7 years
@Freeyourmindkid If you mold 16 white people together in a transporter accident, a Native American comes out.
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