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Magical basics for lovely humans. For order inquiries, please email goodies @pairofthieves .com

Los Angeles, CA
Joined September 2013
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@PairofThieves
Pair of Thieves
1 year
Bearbie is everything. Those other undies are just Ken.
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That part. Here's how to #win a Pair of Thieves socking stuffed with gifts for you to share..or just for you:⁠ 1. Follow @pairofthieves 👋🏽⁠ 2. Like + Retweet this tweet 🥰⁠ 3. Tag a naughty friend 🎅⁠ ⁠ Winner will be chosen and notified on Monday 11/9/2020. #Giveaway
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@PairofThieves
Pair of Thieves
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#GIVEAWAYTIME 🚨: We’re giving away 2 sets of our new Off-Duty #FrenchTerry Collection! Here’s how to enter: 1. Follow us @pairofthieves 👋🏽 2. Like this tweet 💗 3. Tag a friend you’d want to win with 💃🏼🕺🏻 4. Bonus entry if you retweet this post🔥
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Pair of Thieves
4 years
There’s an upswing in kindness- we’re into it! So, we’re #givingaway socks from our #giveback collections. ⁠Here's how to enter to #win :⁠⠀ 1. Follow us @pairofthieves 👋🏽⁠⠀ 2. Tag the kindest person you know 😇⁠⠀ Winner to be chosen on 11/16/2020! #WorldKindnessDay ⁠⠀
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It's Friday soooo... #GIVEAWAY 🤠: We’re giving away 2 of our New💥 #LongSleeve Mega Soft Tee's 🤙🏽⁠ ⁠ Here’s how to enter:⁠ 1. Follow us @pairofthieves 👋🏽⁠ 2. Retweet this post.👀 3. Tag the softest person you know in the comments 😇 Winner to be notified by 10/19/2020.
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Pair of Thieves
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We founded #NationalSockDay 4 years ago to celebrate socks and service to our community. Help us spread the word and to win a Year’s supply of socks. Retweet this #NationalSockDay history post for a chance to not have to worry about what socks to wear for an entire year.
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@PairofThieves
Pair of Thieves
4 years
Giveaway Alert 🚨: We’re giving you and a friend a chance to win our Comfort Buffet Sampler Pack! Here’s how to enter: 1. Follow us @pairofthieves 2. Tag a friend you’d want to split the prize with 👇🏽 Winner will be chosen and notified on Monday 9/14/2020. Good Luck!
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@PairofThieves
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Want a chance to be suited in head-to-toe Mega Soft? ☁️👕👖☁️⁠ ⁠ Here’s how to enter:⁠ 1. Follow us @pairofthieves 👋🏽⁠ 2. Retweet this photo 💗⁠ 3. Let us know what you're dressing up as on Halloween🕸️ ⁠ Winner will be chosen and notified on Monday 10/26/2020. Good luck!
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Pair of Thieves
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#Giveaway 🚨: We’re giving you and a friend a chance to win a 3-pack of Mega Soft undies! Here’s how to enter: 1. Follow us @pairofthieves 👋🏽 2. Tag a friend to share with 💗 3. Bonus entry for retweeting this photo with a caption. Winner will be chosen on Monday 9/28/2020.
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@PairofThieves
Pair of Thieves
4 years
📣 #Giveaway : For a chance to win a pair of #MegaSoft Lounge shorts for you and a friend: 1. Follow @PairofThieves 🐻 2. Tag a friend 💃🕺 3. Reply with something softer than Mega Soft (wrong answers only) 😂 Winner will be announced on Monday, 9/21/2020.
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@PairofThieves
Pair of Thieves
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Pair of Thieves is proud to join the conversation on mental health and support the cause with our #NeverAlone collection. ⁠For each pair that you buy, we donate a portion of the proceeds to @AFSPNational . #NeverAlone #AFSP #SuicidePreventionMonth
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@PairofThieves
Pair of Thieves
2 years
Pair of Thieves. Now founded in 1990
@KevinOfComputer
Kevin Parsons
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@PairofThieves I was watching That '90s Show and noticed something interesting... I don't think these were around in the '90s!
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2 years
Love this small but unloyal following 💗
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Pair of Thieves
2 years
@waDNR This is our rule of thumb: “If it’s brown, lie down. If it’s black, fight back. If it’s half-dressed, you’re blessed: he just wants a hug!” 🐻⁠
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Pair of Thieves
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Tell us what is the #bestgift you ever received. Where possible, tag the person who gave you that gift. If you’re in a relationship, it’s going to be something from your better half. You’re going to have to trust us on that one.
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@PairofThieves
Pair of Thieves
4 years
no lie @LilNasX , we got 10,000 pairs of socks for your fans if you send a pic in your @pairofthieves briefs. who wanna see it? call me when you need.
@LilNasX
☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l
4 years
if call me by your name goes number 1 i’m buying all my followers a 12 pack of hanes socks
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#Socks are one of the most requested, and least donated items to those in need. We had to do something about it with our friends @DoGoodBus and @JoshuaThomasGr2 With your purchases, we have been able to #donate over 3 million pairs to shelters so far. THANK YOU 🙌
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@PairofThieves
Pair of Thieves
2 years
more underwear more underwear more underwear more underwear more underwear more underwear more underwear more underwear more underwear more underwear more underwear more underwear more underwear more underwear more underwear more underwear more underwear more underwear more unde
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more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more words more
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We’re celebrating #WorldMentalHealthDay by taking a moment to remind you that: you matter, you are enough, you are never alone. 💞
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2 years
the more you know
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2 years
He’s a 10 but his underwear looks like this
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4 years
@JoeDeLuca
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Teaming up with @PairofThieves to give you a chance to win a brand new PS5. They got the best gaming gear in the business and help me stay cool while I carry Maven Follow the link here for all contest details. #ad #SwassFree #GamingComfort
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@PairofThieves
Pair of Thieves
1 year
Hear me out: instead of "buy now, pay later" how about "buy now, pay NEVER"
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@PairofThieves
Pair of Thieves
8 years
So worth it. Thanks, dude!
@XplodingUnicorn
James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn
8 years
What do I have to show for the 1000s of hours I've wasted on Twitter? @PairofThieves sent me free socks. Worth it.
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Pair of Thieves
1 year
what do you think of our new logo?
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Pair of Thieves
1 year
does anybody want to hear about our supercool new underwear?
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Pair of Thieves
3 years
Valid excuse. PTO approved. ✅
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Pair of Thieves
2 years
U is for underwear, and I need more underwear
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Pair of Thieves
3 years
Enjoy the meme. Buy our underwear. Simple as that.
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Pair of Thieves
2 years
if you unfollow me, please know I will personally reach out and ask you why
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@PairofThieves
Pair of Thieves
2 years
Please remember there is a real bear behind this account 🐾
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Pair X Thieves
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Pair of Thieves
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just want to make sure you all saw my Tweet
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Pair of Thieves
2 years
be your own reply guy
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Pair of Thieves
4 years
Seth Rogan appreciation tweet. For no reason really, but hope he's doing well.
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Pair of Thieves
1 year
I need advice
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Pair of Thieves
2 years
We’re ready when you are @SHAQ
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Pair of Thieves
2 years
would anyone like to engage in Twitter beef with us
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Pair of Thieves
4 years
Curb your #ElectionDay anxiety with our #HolidayJamz Playlist 🎵 Listen here:
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Pair of Thieves
4 years
#GIVEAWAY : To celebrate the launch of our Amazon Exclusives, we're giving away a $500 amazon giftcard. Comment with a word that rhymes with what a group of flying socks are for a chance to win!
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Pair of Thieves
2 years
Anything good on today?
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Pair of Thieves
2 years
reply with a 🫴 and we’ll send you a venmo request for $5
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@PairofThieves
Pair of Thieves
4 years
We're letting the experts @MensJournal do the talking for us.
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Pair of Thieves
2 years
where my hug at, Ken?
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Pair of Thieves
4 years
Did you know: this print was inspired by @cash_warren 's brief stint in the Austrian Alps. Not to be confused with the Swiss Alps.
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Pair of Thieves
2 years
give me my checkmark back, *please*
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Pair of Thieves
1 year
My favorite time of day is when it’s over
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@PairofThieves
Pair of Thieves
2 years
Everything Underwear All at Once
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@PairofThieves
Pair of Thieves
11 months
Santa can’t fix you. Only you can.
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@PairofThieves
Pair of Thieves
2 years
Thank you NASA for helping us with our boldest marketing campaign to date 🙏
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@PopBase
Pop Base
2 years
NASA shares new photo from Mars, resembling a bear.
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Pair of Thieves
2 years
Good morning Twitter, and happy Monday
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Pair of Thieves
4 years
#GIVEAWAY ! Everybody needs somebody. Undies don't even like being alone- that's why they're called pairs 😜 Tag a friend who you want to celebrate #NationalUnderwearDay with for a chance to win a 3-pack of undies for each of you!
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Pair of Thieves
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Love you guys
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Pair of Thieves
2 years
tweet everyone you love them, NOW! we never know when that will happen again
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@PairofThieves
Pair of Thieves
1 year
can confirm that our underwear protects against swamp-ass, but unfortunately it does not protect against trying-to-drive-my-car-through-3-feet-of-water-and-now-I’m-stuck-on-the-side-of-the-road-does-anyone-have-the-number-for-AAA-ass
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Pair of Thieves
1 year
I ate the blue bird. Elon’s just taking the hit for me.
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Pair of Thieves
1 year
tomorrow is national no pants day and if I don’t see some p.o.t. briefs on the timeline I don’t want it
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Pair of Thieves
11 months
They’re going to put me in a zoo if we don’t get 20 more followers by Monday
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Pair of Thieves
2 years
Name something worse than wet socks. I'll wait.
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Pair of Thieves
3 years
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@PairofThieves
Pair of Thieves
2 years
FACTS
@nervouswaffle
eric
2 years
@UberFacts @PairofThieves underwear is the comfiest thing your groin could ever experience. Been wearing their stuff for a few years now and haven’t regretted a single inch of cloth I’ve bought from their brand.
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Pair of Thieves
1 year
Keep going, Luis
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Pair of Thieves
1 year
underweAR
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@PairofThieves
Pair of Thieves
4 years
CONTEST CLOSED: congrats @MikeStricker_ ! Please DM us to claim your prize
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Pair of Thieves
4 years
GIVEAWAY 🚨⁠ ⁠ Win a Target gift card! We were just going to pick up a pair of socks at Target, and went on bit of a spender bender. Who among us, right? Head over to our IG to enter!
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@PairofThieves
Pair of Thieves
2 years
"knowing" has got to be my favorite type of glance.
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@PairofThieves
Pair of Thieves
1 year
Exciting news dropping soon
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@PairofThieves
Pair of Thieves
4 years
We hate guessing too. Say goodbye guesswork, and hello #giftguide . Check out our meticulously crafted #holidaygiftguide and save on #giftsforhim when you build your own pack.
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@PairofThieves
Pair of Thieves
4 years
Need someone who's gonna check in on us as much as the car warranty people do.
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@PairofThieves
Pair of Thieves
4 years
Sometimes, when art is extremely sophisticated, it is only describable with terms relating to a different form of art. Link to shop our artsy undies:
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Pair of Thieves
6 years
We ruined a dresser so you could have 5 seconds of aesthetic enjoyment.
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Pair of Thieves
2 years
You never forget your first. What does it feel like to bare all? To wear nothing but comfort? We got naked with real people from New York and award-winning filmmaker, @ivan___cash , to find out. Watch the full video here:
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Pair of Thieves
1 year
AI can go ahead and replace me. I'm tired
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1 year
Truth or dare
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@PairofThieves
Pair of Thieves
4 years
You’ve made it to #Wednesday ! High-fives are most def in order. #Virtually of course, because of that thing and the distancing, and the germs and such.
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@PairofThieves
Pair of Thieves
2 years
some shirts are sleep shirts and that's ok 💗
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Pair of Thieves
2 years
As the social media guy, this is by far the most wholesome thing I’ve ever seen in a pair of our underwear
@weirdlilguys
cats being weird little guys 👅
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Hey @TomBrady , if you ever want to retire those briefs...
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Pair of Thieves
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Pair of Thieves
2 years
More ̶c̶o̶w̶b̶e̶l̶l̶ Pair of Thieves.
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@PairofThieves
Pair of Thieves
4 years
Today we celebrate #NationalAbsurdityDay . We know what you’re thinking; it’s absurd that we would dedicate time and effort to such a silly thing. Thank you for observing.
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Pair of Thieves
1 year
complete the fit
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@PopCrave
Pop Crave
1 year
Crocs announce Shrek-inspired clogs coming soon.
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Pair of Thieves
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2 years
like this
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Pair of Thieves
1 year
🚫 LEGAL NOTICE REGARDING @jmillstein 🚫
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@PairofThieves
Pair of Thieves
2 years
care to explain @Twitter ?
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Pair of Thieves
1 year
they try to copy my swagger #MetGala
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@PairofThieves
Pair of Thieves
4 years
Wow, yeah, that’s way more impressive than the snow angel video we were about to post.
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Pair of Thieves
1 year
🕵️ SPOTTED at @JFKairport boarding @JetBlue flight to @flyLAXairport ! Can you help us identify our Number-One Fan so we can repay them for the love and free ad space? Any information leading to the correct identification of this hero will result in free socks.
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Pair of Thieves
2 years
Who here has a lucky pair of underwear?
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Pair of Thieves
4 years
It’s #NationalTakeaHikeDay . Which, as the name indicates, means you can tell your direct supervisor to take a hike with impunity. Feel free to use whatever colorful language the situation calls fo… oops. Don't do that. Wear our #socks and take a hike.
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Pair of Thieves
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Chestnuts roasting? Not in our cooling underwear they aren’t
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@PairofThieves
Pair of Thieves
4 years
Taking that name down. 📝
@richontech
Rich DeMuro
4 years
I don’t think they intended these to be QR code socks, but that’s what I’m calling them @PairofThieves
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