Congrats to Squirty Mrs Ps (Aiden Weiss and Mason Lewis) on surviving the bounty. They are immune until the next round. Those guys went and saw the Mario Movie and y’all still couldn’t get them🤦♂️
Gotta get a lot stricter now. It’s right in the rulebook so if you and your parents aren’t comfortable with people coming in your yard let us know now and we’ll remove you. Only go in the yards of your targets. Follow the law. Use your heads. If you have issues come to us first.
The time has come to name our successors.
Next years assassins will be run by Nooch Sirianni and Jake Velgich. We’re excited to follow the games from school next year.
After talking with the administration and our officers, it’s clear that in todays world we shouldn’t have squirt guns around any of the schools. ALL TOWNSHIP SCHOOL PROPERTY IS SAFE, including but not limited to the stadium and pv fields.
We have 116 teams signed up. Your assignments will be sent out to you tomorrow and we will start the games on Monday. Remember, rounds begin 6 am Monday morning and end 11 pm Saturday night.
Make sure your notifications are turned on
Round 1 ends at 11pm tonight… 22 of you guys need an elimination or you’re eliminated
We can organize duels for you guys, or you can organize them yourselves if you and you hunter/ target have no elims
The bounty is the Squirty Mrs P’s. All teams have 24 hours to eliminate them. If they’re not eliminated by noon tomorrow, they’re immune the rest of the round.
All face masks/ shiestys banned- already having problems and other people don’t know about the game
No one paint or decorate a gun- must clearly look like a SQUIRT GUN
We realize how much more difficult it will be to get your target, and we’ll think of ideas and listen to your guys ideas to make targets easier to get.
The first triple kill of the season goes to Shiesty shooters- Richie woods and Camden Martin. They are safe for the remainder of this week and all of next week. Congrats gents 🤝
Couple reminders:
You cannot get targets out walking into or during work, walking out is fair game
Athletes are safe during their events until they get into their car… spectators are not (unless otherwise states)
You can’t get targets out at school until 4 pm on Friday
New item for all of you still on.
The immunity gun grants instant immunity after you acquire a kill. She’ll come in handy to all you needing a kill still.
The bounty is Squirter Murders (Ellie Hezelsour and Sofia Andreano). The 24 hour period starts at 3:00 and they need to survive until 3:00 tomorrow.
‼️If you’re out you can eliminate them and get back in‼️
Sheisty Shooters and Team Jacoby agreed to a truce, ending the current round early so the boys could enjoy their weekend.
As of now, the next round will begin on time and resume as normal assassins
Hint 1: Ernie
Hint 2: he’s a tv lawyer
(Ernie’s esquire was a lawyers office in the location of eat n park in the 70s and 80s
Hint 3: after the office, a shop called ski north was there
Hint 4 and 5: get you to think about old Peters
The mask was found by Squirty Mrs. P’s (Mason Lewis and Aiden Weiss). It was located behind the grasshopper fields which is across from the playground.
Clue 1: Matt Damon, Bradley Cooper, and Tom Hanks were all war heroes in movies
Clue 2: the music sheet was for the military song “TAPS” played at military funerals to honor fallen military soldiers.
Clue 3: Kenny Pickett and Luke Combs shotgunning a beer (leading you to the bar