me/myself/i - I once was a Calvanist but now I'm found after giving God permission.
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Best choice I ever made…satire account of our humble opinionisms
Team, we are losing another one to Calvanism! Quick!! Someone send him Soteriology101 videos that prove why we overrate our libertarian freewill powers.
God foreknew that I would foreknow in the moment to decree myself into salvation in order for God to elect me after being drawn by myself to Christ until my decision was fulfilled by me.
O Calvanists, O Calvanists, how often I have tried to save your children, as Provisionalist Open Theists save their children from the altars of pagan sacrifice, but you were not willing.
The Calvanismers believe only God is sovereign. Sovereign just means in charge. If I got a job at McDonalds my manager is in charge but I’m still able to choose to do stuff with my freewill.
Ever notice how Calvanists capitalize the word “satan” as a sign of respect? Sad. As Provisionalists we defeat Satan with our humility and wise choices.
As an expert ex-Calvanist I know first hand their 👉tricks👈. They lure you in with expository preaching, bible studies, and missions trips all to brainwash you that “God is sovereign.” 🤦🏽♂️
I think Calvinism is incorrect and I often talk about my disagreements. I’ve been accused of being an anti-Calvinist. OTOH, I’ve been accused of being too soft on Calvinism. Consider that I’m “soft” even after reading all this Calvinist literature. Hearing them out so extensively
Exegesis:
For he CHOSE (our Libertarian freewill offerings) US (Provisionalists and everyone else) IN HIM (our active choice; aorta participle) before the creation of the world TO BE (our libertarian freewill offerings) holy and blameless (the services we provide) in his sight.
Calvanists, I once again proved libertarian freewill is true:
👉This morning I preached on how Lazarus listened, obeyed, and received the gift of life in his heart with his libertarian freewill, even while being dead.👈
Calvanists think God had control over the bullet that hit bro Trump’s ear. The bullet missed a kill shot because bro Trump saw it coming and quickly turned. God was still looking for the shooter.
What are some good rumors to spread about Calvanists this week? Pick your favorite and we will ask bro Flowers and Dr McGrew to do a 3 hour LIVE stream on it.
@Guitardo7
We are Provisionalists. We call names and attack others. We are also crybabies and spiteful but that is so we are all things to all people like Paul against Calvanism. We do it for a reason and only in humility.