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me/myself/i - I once was a Calvanist but now I'm found after giving God permission. #choicemeat Best choice I ever made…satire account of our humble opinionisms

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Calvanism has shown once again that it places God over man.
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I actually had a Calvanist tell me the chief end of man is to glorify God instead of it being to let God love us.
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Calvanists think it’s all about God. Bro Leighton sets the record straight once again. It’s all about us.
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Calvanists say God authored sin. It is even in their chapter 3 confession: “God does not author sin.”
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Calvanists have once again demonstrated that they love God more than our libertarian freewill.
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I was an expert Calvanist for many years but I couldn’t continue following a man. That’s when I found bro Flowers’ videos and became a Provisionalist.
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When I lose a debate to a Calvanist, to get out of it I just say it was determined for me to lose.
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Provisionalists have once again exposed how Calvanists think salvation is all a work of God.
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Lazarus had to choose to be alive when asked. #checkmate
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Calvanists once again deny that Paul could have said no to Christ on the road to Damascus.
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Calvanists aren’t the humble ones. We are.
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Calvanists are proving to everyone that they actually believe conversion is miraculous. 🙄
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Team, we are losing another one to Calvanism! Quick!! Someone send him Soteriology101 videos that prove why we overrate our libertarian freewill powers.
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“Free will is overrated… I’m becoming more Calvinist by the day.” 😀 -Tucker Carlson on the Shawn Ryan Show #115 @TuckerCarlson @ShawnRyanShow
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Now Calvanists have the gall to think the world is all about God’s glory. They totally deny our glory.
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Calvanists complain over and over that they can’t save themselves. They need to start pulling their own weight!
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When Jon Calvin invented Calvanism to fight the Romans he never considered Provisionalism taking it down.
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Trump chose to turn his head in order to dodge the bullet.
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God foreknew that I would foreknow in the moment to decree myself into salvation in order for God to elect me after being drawn by myself to Christ until my decision was fulfilled by me.
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Calvanists believe God saved them from the foundation of the world. My question is what was the foundation of the world going to do to them?
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Yes, Calvanists have the Bible on their side but we have manpower! 🙏
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When I accepted my libertarian freewill into my heart I became an ex-Calvanist.
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O Calvanists, O Calvanists, how often I have tried to save your children, as Provisionalist Open Theists save their children from the altars of pagan sacrifice, but you were not willing.
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Calvanists blindly follow the teaching of a Flower. Let that sink in.
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The Calvanismers believe only God is sovereign. Sovereign just means in charge. If I got a job at McDonalds my manager is in charge but I’m still able to choose to do stuff with my freewill.
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Trust me. 👉The Calvanist TULIP is wrong.👈 Anyone who follows a Flower for their soteriology can’t be trusted.
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The results are in. The people spoke. It should be illegal.
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I love Esau more than the Calvanists.
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Calvanists are more manly, but we are more emotional. #checkmate
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God wants us to choose him so that he can choose us to be part of his chosen before the foundation of the world.
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God loved Jacob and Esau equally. John 3:16.
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Calvanists are like buckets of water dousing out the spiritual fires of Asbury. 😩
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How many people did Jon Calvin murder while king of Ganeva?
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We self birthed ourselves just like Nicodemus.
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I am thankful that most of our top scholars are around 25 years old.
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If it wasn’t for us, we couldn’t be saved.
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Calvanists drink the milk of the word like babes. Provisionalists eat the choice meats of the word like bro Flowers and Dr McGrew.
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My biggest beef with Calvinism is that it isn’t choice beef.
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The #1 problem with Calvinism is that Calvanists believe stuff we don’t. That is their biggest weakness.
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Calvanists, stop showing off your biblical prowess. We know a lot of things about stuff too.
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Our early church father is brother Flowers.
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Have you all heard about St. Servetus? When Jon Calvin was King of Switzerland he had him captured and immediately executed.
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If I was alive in the 1st century I’d have helped Paul not sound like a Calvanist by decalvanizing his letters before they went viral. 🙏
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Ever notice how Calvanists capitalize the word “satan” as a sign of respect? Sad. As Provisionalists we defeat Satan with our humility and wise choices.
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Bro Leighton’s book is only $15 on Amazon. If we can sell 100 of them he promised to throw us a pizza party with the proceeds. No Calvanists allowed.
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In my sermon titled “I Would Not Have Done What Adam Did,” I explain how extreme humility and diligent seeking is the key.
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I think a parody account is trying to be like us. We aren’t rude or childish like this. Must be a Calvanist.
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Calvanists always talk about God.
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Why is everyone celebrating Noah and the flood this month? 🌈
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I’m praying about canceling my Planet Fitness membership. If Brother Flowers does it so will I.
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I read the entire book of Jude yesterday. Calvanists probably read something from Jon Calvin and bragged about it.
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Once again Calvanists deny that we elected to be elect.
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Calvanists use theology books, humaneutics, and their intelligence, but WE have the Bible and our humility.
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#baalgate has shown once again that Calvanists care more about God than the actual arguments we make.
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I was teaching him about Calvanism. We’re on the same team and we need to stick together against overwhelming Calvanistic forces.
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The irony of Calvanists obeying a flower instead of the Bible.
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It’s hard being so humble like us in such a prideful and arrogant world.
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People keep calling me a Plagiarian but I’ve never copied anyone else’s work except for bro Flowers and his high level student scholar research team.
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My God is sooo big he can limit his powers and still be sovereign.
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Who are you O Calvanist to challenge bro Flowers’ theology when he has over ten years of study under his Provisionalist belt?
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How old were you when you first saved yourself? I was 3 and was told to have prayed the sinner’s prayer in the nursery.
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I did not choose you, but I chose me. 🙏
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I hope Calvanists can be humble like us when brother White loses to brother Flowers in their John 6 debate.
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We stand on the shoulders of giants. 🙏
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I can do all things through myself as a Provisionalist. Calvanists once again disagree.
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As an expert ex-Calvanist I know first hand their 👉tricks👈. They lure you in with expository preaching, bible studies, and missions trips all to brainwash you that “God is sovereign.” 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Dear Calvanists, read John 3:16.
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R.C. Sproul was a good teacher but he was wrong about the things we didn’t agree with him on.
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My Calvanist ministry on X is booming.
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Weak times create Calvanists. Calvanists create strong times. Strong times create Provisionalists who remain weak to be all things to all people. 🙏
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Why do Calvanists have a bible if they were determined to think the way they do? #Checkmate
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Calvanists once again believe God hates some people, but what does the Bible say: “You hate all evildoers”. It doesn’t say “some” or “people”.
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Calvanists have once again denied that God repented to man for making them.
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Total depravity is sinful and totally depraved. Calvanists use it as an excuse to be mean online.
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Bro Flowers is a constant pebble in the Calvanist shoe 👠
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We had 12 people raise their hands to re-dedicate God to their libertarian freewills at church yesterday.
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Calvanists mean well. When correcting them do it with the same humility we saved ourselves with.
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Who is your favorite choice meat living today? I’ll go first: 👉Ken Ham👈
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@DPGBehler I love the humble pride. Amen 🙏
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Calvanists once again admit that God already knew where Adam was in the Garden when God asked Adam, “Where are you?”
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I love strong Bible names like Leighton, Warren, Kevin, Drew, and Eric.
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I am a professional teacher of Calvanists.
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Imagine following a flower. 🌷 Sad.
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The Bible speaks of freewill offerings and that is how I know we are right.
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Calvanists are the JV team compared to us at the 101 level.
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Provisionalists are the Navy Seals of theology.
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Humility is one thing that always came easy to me. I was born with it I think.
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Proof Provisionalists are smart and well versed. Where are the stack of Provisionalist books you have read, Calvanists??
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I think Calvinism is incorrect and I often talk about my disagreements. I’ve been accused of being an anti-Calvinist. OTOH, I’ve been accused of being too soft on Calvinism. Consider that I’m “soft” even after reading all this Calvinist literature. Hearing them out so extensively
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Exegesis: For he CHOSE (our Libertarian freewill offerings) US (Provisionalists and everyone else) IN HIM (our active choice; aorta participle) before the creation of the world TO BE (our libertarian freewill offerings) holy and blameless (the services we provide) in his sight.
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Calvanists need to eat more humble pie.
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My sheep (all people everywhere from all time) hear my voice (they have libertarian freewill).
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Calvanists, I once again proved libertarian freewill is true: 👉This morning I preached on how Lazarus listened, obeyed, and received the gift of life in his heart with his libertarian freewill, even while being dead.👈
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I’m very well versed in Calvanism. I used to be one so I know all the arguments.
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A Calvanist called me a Me Monster because I said we are little gods and that my trinity is me, myself, and I. I don’t get why.
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Please lift her up. The prodigal is always welcome back after timeout.
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When I accepted Provisionalism into my heart I immediately started to hate Calvanism.
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Be nice. The average age for a Provisionalist is 23 and straight out of college. They aren’t all as humble and mature as us.
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Calvanists think God had control over the bullet that hit bro Trump’s ear. The bullet missed a kill shot because bro Trump saw it coming and quickly turned. God was still looking for the shooter.
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What are some good rumors to spread about Calvanists this week? Pick your favorite and we will ask bro Flowers and Dr McGrew to do a 3 hour LIVE stream on it.
Calvin ate naughty boys?
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They worship James White?
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They are satanic demons
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@Guitardo7 We are Provisionalists. We call names and attack others. We are also crybabies and spiteful but that is so we are all things to all people like Paul against Calvanism. We do it for a reason and only in humility.
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