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Figuring out this whole Twitterverse. Love is Love. Not everyone gets me, and that’s perfectly fine. Proceed with caution. (he/him)

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Who did this?
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2 years
I’m screwed.
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4 months
It’s what happened to me. 🌈 💙🤪
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11 months
Happy 10 year anniversary my love! Guess this is pretty self serving since he isn’t on social media. 🤣 So, someone put up with me for 10 years! Yay me! 🎉
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1 year
My hair was a mess and my husband decided to “fix it” for me. I look like a silver emo lumberjack. 🤪
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2 years
I need your help. I don’t have a large voice on here so I’m hoping my friends can amplify & help make a point. My friends are being hurt because of hate speech. Help me show that love is stronger. We are stronger together. Love is LOVE! BLM! Trans live matter! Hate will NOT win!
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3 years
@H_MitchellPhoto @waltermasterson Also the “it’s not a law” people. It doesn’t have to be a law if it’s company policy.
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1 year
What’s for lunch? Not sure, but it tastes like chicken.
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1 year
Hubs got me flowers. 🥰 ❤️
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3 years
@CyrilFiggus69 @sweetjesus2000 Can’t for the life of me figure out why he’s 55 and single? He’s got the moustache to ride, he’s got style. Just can’t figure out what’s wrong with him.
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3 years
@DTM_Woodworks I love how they’re all wanting to snuggle up to him.
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3 years
This kid better get an A. 🤣
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3 years
@patriottakes We don’t do this for HIV. Great point. Everyone go out and get your nonexistent HIV vaccine. 🙄
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2 years
@bluegrass1111 I smoke and smoke in my truck. If you want to smoke in my truck, fine. If I ride with someone that is either a non-smoker or doesn’t smoke in their vehicle I respect them. It’s their vehicle. My smoking doesn’t give me the right to disrespect you or your property.
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4 years
@DoYouEvenLif I was just reading that they had a 50% increase in cases last week. But hey, spring break is coming up so let’s drop the masks.
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2 years
@Yoda4ever CatFish. Do not add water. 😻
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3 years
How romantic! 🥰
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3 years
DYI mask making! Plus it makes for easy access. 😈🤣
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4 years
@cmclymer @HillaryClinton I saw this a cracked up laughing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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3 years
Mmmm. Who doesn’t love ass fragrances.
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2 years
Look at my meat flower. 🤣🤣🤣
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9 months
This is why we can’t have nice things. 🤣
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2 years
@JoJoFromJerz Are you there god? It’s me, MAGA. Please, don’t make me take responsibility for my actions.
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3 years
@DonLew87 I worked for a certain coffee company years back and when the AC went out (in the middle of a Texas summer) we shut the store down. It was unhealthy working conditions and we made the right decision. Good for them for standing up.
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@Hopefulhater1 @KaylaChowShow I used to like their chicken until I learned that they hate me. Found a few decent recipes to make but haven’t found one I’m truly happy with.
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3 years
Dave can’t keep a fucking secret. 🤣🤣
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1 year
Giant jalapeño attacking the DFW Metroplex.
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3 years
@ACTBrigitte Jewish space laser and punching dead trees. That’s cute.
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2 years
@jeffo74189537 Works on the guys too. Just sayin. Baked Brie with honey butter sauce and fresh fruits.
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3 years
Monday is looking better already. 😈🤣
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3 years
Most accurate thing I’ve ever fucking seen! 🤣🤣🤣
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2 years
@H_MitchellPhoto @patriottakes It’s layered with ivermectin and a bleach-cream cheese frosting.
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1 year
Momma teaching Baby Groot that nothing is more important than family.
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3 years
@JLVsTW1 Is it me or does she sound drunk? Also, she had the money to make this trip didn’t she? I listened to it three times and can’t figure out where she says she lives.
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1 year
This is 45 with some Elton John-esque glasses. 🤣
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3 years
@patriottakes Cadet Bone Spurs hiding from duty. 🖕
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4 years
@parlertakes I want a free speech app that suppresses the free speech that I disagree with! 😭. This is fucking priceless! 🤣
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11 months
Interview day. Share some good vibes if you got em. 💙
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3 years
@patriottakes She went out on that limb. The limb broke and she hit every branch of the stupid tree on the way down.
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3 years
@patriottakes Globohomo agenda? Had no idea that was a thing. When are the meetings?
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9 months
Happy Monday. 💙
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2 years
@DonaldJTrumpJr Didn’t you steal from cancer patients? Maybe you should just snort this one out and be quiet.
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3 years
@ReeseW Had to look it up.
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1 year
Are you kidding me! I survived the rapture just to be taken out by 5G two weeks later!? 😡
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Melinda, a freedom convoy supporter, warns everyone of a signal that will hurt us on Oct 4 to 5. This signal will allegedly come from the 5G towers across Canada She is asking everyone to surround themself with aluminum to protect from the signals.
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This is also the #1 reason I’m not allowed to hold babies anymore.
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So, I was offered the position at work and I accepted! 😬
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It’s already hung. 😬
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@BagdMilkSoWhat Meal Team 6 is going to just add unnecessary chaos and more work for the actual border patrol agents. Should just hand the boys Lincoln logs and let them play in safety and out of the way of the adults.
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Funny thing about masks. I used to give a polite smile when walking past people. Now you can’t see the smile and I just look like a creep staring you down. 🙄
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1 year
Is there a group of lesbians making artisan feta?
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2 years
🤷‍♂️ What can I say?
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3 years
Anyone know where I can get one of these by tomorrow?
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🤣
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It took me way too long to figure out what it’s supposed to say. 🤪
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2 years
Friend, pot, butt. Okay, let’s get high and smash. 😈🤪
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10 months
About a month ago I told my husband that I wanted (for Christmas) picture frames for some antique photos we have and/or a floating shelf for the kitchen. Tonight he asked me what I wanted for Christmas. If the ID channel contacts you, please speak kindly of me.
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3 years
Ummmm. 👀
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2 years
I don’t understand why Republicans are so upset about the FBI touring Mar-A-Lago? 🤷‍♂️
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@Frankvdb1971 Fully pfizered here. I stopped wearing my mask when I thought things were under control. (Approx 7.5 minutes). Even without my mask I kept my distance and didn’t attend events. Basically I didn’t wear it at the grocery story. I do now. Even if not required. Vaxed & masked here.
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Happy Wednesday. 🪄👑
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Have a great day everyone. 💙
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It’s supposed to be IN a box.
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@SHEsus__Christ @SenTedCruz I feel like I removed the controversial part of the post.
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3 years
@TheRightCant The use of a fictional character to “prove” their point is pretty spot on for them. No basis in reality.
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It’s been 23 years. Do we know who let’s the dogs out yet?
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Thank you for being a WTF!
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I’m no Dr but I would advise against all of those. 😳
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@monaliza_kc I don’t understand how someone could just stand by and record this.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@parlertakes I could slam my face into the keyboard and it would be more coherent than that.
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IT’S A BOY!!!!
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@ikigai_kel Not weird. Similar happened with me. I thought the entire relationship was my fault and his behavior was because I wasn’t good enough etc. It was actually comforting/healing for me to learn the new ex went through similar.
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Long story short: I’m not allowed back at the movie theatre.
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@patriottakes Holy F! He held up his arm! He’s beyond amazing! I’m so impressed! I’m drinking and trying to come up with some bull shit compliment and am falling short... hehe short like the cheetos small hands....
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Gotta follow the rules. 🤷‍♂️
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@patriottakes We all knew the GQP would get pissed off when he mentioned things like “reading” and “learning”.
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This was turned into lost & found. If you are the owner of this book… gimme a call. 😜
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😳🤣
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He’s such a good boyfriend. 🤣
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@TheRightCant Self own of the day. Use small words because bigly words and long sentences confuse them.
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1 year
Apparently the rapture is tomorrow. I’m checking with HR to see if I get PTO for it. It would suck to get raptured, then they realize I was a mistake and return me only to lose my Friday hours.
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🤣🤣🤣 He shouldn’t have stopped with the acting lessons. 🖕
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Hear Mags Roar 🌊🌊🌊
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It's growing on me. Kinda like having my very own runway in my living room.
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😳🤣
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1 year
Dude. STD’s aren’t Pokémon. You don’t have to collect them all.
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When you order a McChicken but they give you the McSplooge. 😳
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Everything reminds me of him.
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@patriottakes Am I wrong?
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3 years
And I didn’t have to add any cream.
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Happy Tuesday.
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I’m not sure which is funnier. The license plate or the look on his face. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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2 years
Optimus Pride. Happy pride month.
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2 years
Marajuana isn’t dangerous, it’s the 1000° center of the hot pocket that’s dangerous.
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Can we please go a single F’ing day without a shooting? This time at a hospital! 😢
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