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leo / aster 📀🌾🐗🧺

@PHILSC0RNER

1 year

on my puter :p

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2 years

@PopBase everything i know about this man i have learned against my will

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2 years

@1ux1isbon they also made her do the dancing scene WHILE SHE HAD COVID makes me so mad

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2 years

i think they could slip a deez nuts joke into our flag means death and make it feel natural

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10 months

the fanfiction reading experience is just saying "he would not fucking say that" in your head

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10 months

why does his family have an anime painting on the wall

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10 months

“jake and johnnie are the new dan and phil!” DAN AND PHIL ARE DAN AND PHIL! JAKE AND JOHNNIE ARE STRAIGHT MEN!

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leo / aster 📀🌾🐗🧺

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10 months

i don't listen to dan's diss track often but i can't help but think about how severely he ate with the reasons why dan's a fail bit

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7 months

clare

@sadderlizards

7 months

hey bro when we first met i felt like i had been waiting for you my whole life

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10 months

falling over. passing out. flailing on the ground.

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11 months

dan and phil please don’t talk about the uma thurman tweet please please please please please please please

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10 months

my beautiful stupid wife

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2 years

“i’ve been waiting for taika to get cancelled” do y’all ever pray on white celebrities’ downfall like this or just poc

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7 months

why did dan used to reblog pictures of girls in their underwear on tumblr in like 2014

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10 months

they could never make me hate you

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7 months

gem

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7 months

i want to be mysterious but i never shut up

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2 years

@jojorbbit “and i just rlly get off on it” SHUT UPPP

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10 months

when gypsy rose blanchard gets out tomorrow can we all please promise to be very normal

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2 years

plate of corn but my bf pointed out to me that ed says “toodaloo” after telling lucius to go count

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10 months

my parents printed out the shirts i asked for bc they won’t get here before the end of hanukkah and im fuckign crying at how ridiculous this shit is

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11 months

this pinof 9 clip …. phil i know what you are

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7 months

goodbye goodbye goodbye you were bigger than the whole sky 🕊️ rip battenburg jumper

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7 months

dan went from playing an old out of tune piano for phil in the london flat to playing on a grand piano for him in their forever home

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7 months

he doesn’t have a single video where he needs to be doing all that

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@PHILSC0RNER

2 years

just finished the 7th episode with my parents and i said “it starts getting kinda real in the next ones” and my stepmom goes “what, real gay?” …

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7 months

idk but i know what dan howell would do

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7 months

wyd in this situation?

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2 years

@ThatGameboyy @cononeilluk every day i wonder who put izzy hands nsfw on my tl and every time it is con o’neill

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@PHILSC0RNER

8 months

something funny about me is that my great great great great (etc) grandmothers’ name was FANNIE HOWELL and she lived to be 108. i was destined to be a phannie.

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2 years

why does he just appear

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7 months

someone on tumblr was like "phil just casually wearing dan's everyday sunshine shirt omg" and i was like did u not watch the birthday stream bc that is very much phil's shirt lmao

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2 years

ITS FINISHED

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11 months

fucking freaks 😭

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7 months

fucking crying at phil stealing the denim jacket from dan and asking us if he should get rid of it

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8 months

love of my life 😭😭😭

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7 months

did anyone else notice that phil asked "would you ever go on a cruise" and dan immediately said "if We ever went on a cruise" ... these gays and their damn we/us pronouns

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11 months

i need to be shot

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10 months

he’s so me

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8 months

EDITING TIPS IS A EUPHEMISM?

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@PHILSC0RNER

8 months

still not over phil saying if dan was a god he would be the god of serotonin deficiency but he meant vitamin d 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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7 months

dan and phil are never gonna log anything on letterboxd ever again im crying

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10 months

crying @ that person who thought dan was checking phil out and he was literally just blinking

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10 months

petition for pizza mukbang #2 in 2024

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11 months

alright everyone pack it up, non phannies found it and are bullying dan

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7 months

they’re so *******

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7 months

overcompensating methinks

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2 years

calico jack saying “you don’t wanna stick around with this fop, do ya?” hurts my chest bc at the time that was a derogatory term for a queer man overly concerned with his appearance and i just. stede my beloved </3

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7 months

oh to be dan yapping from the other room in the background of phil’s quiz show

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10 months

someone i followed on tumblr literally today posted a screenshot of d*n's comment on The Video ive never blocked someone SO FUCKING FAST

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11 months

this clip really drives the point home that charlie was just babysitting these grown men im in tears

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11 months

i have TEARS IN MY EYES

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9 months

dan and phil

touch my butt + buy me pizza 💔

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11 months

the affectionate aggression has already begun

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10 months

them calling out the natural voices compilations on youtube LMFAOOOO

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2 years

why did i think david jenkins was gay

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@PHILSC0RNER

11 months

this are my dan videos. in case anyone was wondering. these are mine

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2 years

if rhys and taika are true allies then they’ll have gay sex on screen i don’t make the rules

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@PHILSC0RNER

2 years

stop posting that picture of con he literally looks like this

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@PHILSC0RNER

8 months

this video was them softlauncing that the rumors are true phil DOES have a secret wife

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8 months

the horrific smile clip is actually in the full video THREE TIMES 😭😭

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10 months

as someone who thinks it's funny when dan and phil joke about sex and whatnot - just because They joke about something about their personal lives doesn't give any of us a free pass to start speculating publicly

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2 years

rhys is cringe but he is free

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11 months

when the hyperfix hits

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11 months

what’s this then 🙄

PragerU

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11 months

Just checked. Men *STILL* can't get pregnant. 🫃

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9 months

phil’s giving “oh that’s not”

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10 months

THE WOMEN HITTING ON THEM IN JAMAICA HELLOOOO????

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2 years

goodnight baes i leave u with this sketch of The Kiss

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11 months

my favorite genre of dan and phil interaction (being evil to each other)

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11 months

do we think #spaydanhowell will be in top dan memes of 2023

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7 months

remember back in the day when no one knew what hickeys looked like

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10 months

does anyone know When the girl in prague story happened? 😭 i can never figure out if this was recent or if it was in like 2008 lmao

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7 months

sometimes i remember how lucky we are to witness dan and phil's existence together. like there's another universe in which everything is the same but they're not famous. by some stroke of luck we have them and i cherish that so much

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2 years

can ppl pls leave celebrities’ kids ALONE

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11 months

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11 months

the affectionate aggression has already begun

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11 months

every time dan and phil use the word phan in a video i lose 10 years off my life

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10 months

the amount of neck touching is ridiculous

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7 months

phil the loml

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2 years

samba is 39??? and joel is 37????? I THOUGHT YALL WERE MID TWENTIES

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10 months

freaks

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11 months

her ……

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1 year

when you say "white girl save me" what white girl are you talking about

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8 months

should we all just kill ourselves

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2 years

@viagoslav it’s a real leopard but in some scenes they had to like. edit him in bc he wasn’t rlly there lmfaooo

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1 year

@UtdRash @SaeedDiCaprio … you realize she’s a grown adult that is choosing to associate with this man. like. she’s not a victim in this situation as far as i am aware

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10 months

sometimes i remember "i can't sit next to you" and have to just stare at the wall for a while

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7 months

how it feels to know deep down that dan will inevitably disappear again so you have to enjoy it while it lasts

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@PHILSC0RNER

2 years

that tweet was fucked and he should say something about it, AND he obviously has grown from something shitty he said 9 years ago. it wasn’t acceptable then and it isn’t acceptable now, but when y’all are just WAITING for this shit to happen it looks kinda … bad

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11 months

NO THIS IS MY DAN VIDEO IVE CHANGED MY MIND

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oh my g-d no one is actually calling dan names or getting mad when he wins ITS ALL JOKES AND SILLIES !!!! WHY WOULD WE BE HERE IF ANY OF US HATED DAN !!!!

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11 months

is everyone okay

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2 years

thinking about stede giving ed a bath and washing his hair after combing the knots out and washing the kohl off of his face. im going to throw up

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11 months

dan yesterday explaining how the golf hat lint got in phil’s boxers (no one asked)

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>:|

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11 months

imagine: you’re me, who just left planned parenthood after getting your iud removed. you get in the car. you look at your phone and see an ig notification: dan howell made a new post. you open it. you cannot show any reaction to catboy dan bc YOU’RE IN THE CAR W YOUR GRANDMA

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