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Havi

@OwenThe_Sa1nts

1 year

Go to groove to drink alcohol. Leave women alone. Don’t talk to them, don’t buy them drinks, don’t hit on them, certainly don’t offer them a ride home if they’re stranded. Don’t pay their bill. Nothing Kare chief? Drink alcohol, and go home. Don’t be a hero.

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

5 years

Woooooooow 300 days left? Guys it’s almost festive 😂

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5 years

Day 65 of 365

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

5 years

Lemme join you brother. Sept 2017 vs May 2019

IG: CantUntil

@CantUntil

5 years

September 9, 2018 vs September 9, 2019

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

6 years

All I’m saying is it proves that women can get ready in 5 mins but they choose to dawdle.

father tiwa 🧔🏽‍♀️

@cxtiwa

6 years

Beyoncé’s outfit change game is UNMATCHED

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

3 years

Today is my 4th birthday 🙂. On this day 4 years ago, I decided that obesity would no longer be my portion and started doing something about it. Happy 4th birthday Skinny Owen, you’re doing great darling. 102 kilos down 8 pants sizes 3 shirt sizes 1 shoe size Gone! Cheers 🥂

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

9 months

She’s everything “wrapped” in a pretty bow.

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

7 years

That potato is still singing "I wanna be a Simba chippy"

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

11 months

Stay as long as you need to guys. I moved out at 27 with 2 smart TVs, fridge, couch, king bed, fully operational kitchen, and a fully paid off car. Take your time. Stay home but don’t be complacent. Buy all those things at your own pace. Don’t burden yourself with furniture loans

oh baby 💸

@jade_billions

11 months

It makes no sense to be over 25 and you’ve never left your parents house honestly makes me wonder don’t you have ambitions and dreams to fulfil? Sometimes you’re not progressing because you’re too comfortable with your parents nesting and feeding you.

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

25 days

Ke motshetshe? 😭

Pulse Nigeria

@PulseNigeria247

25 days

But why? 😩👀

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

1 year

And if they come talk to you, scream “stranger danger”, put your hands on your head and run away. Women at groove are the most dangerous thing after thieves.

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

4 years

2015. 2020

Mr Dlamini

@Ant_089

4 years

2015. 2020.

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

5 years

The funniest shit I’ve ever heard was when the lady at choppies was mopping and a guy decided to just walk on the wet floor. She paused and said “Ehe wena o Jeso o tsamaa mo metsing” Guyssss I diiied 😂😂😂

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

1 year

If they call you broke and your ego can’t handle it, order 4 jagerbombs, pull 4 random people, give them the shots. And look them in the eye and say “get thee behind me, satan”

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

5 years

@Boity 😭😭😭😭 Last night was mad real

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

5 years

SHAKIRA SHOWED BEYONCE THAT SHE IS NOTHING! Yerr.

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

1 year

And the thing is, even if you know them, nod in their direction, raise your glass, and continue with what you were doing. Don’t invite women to your table. Don’t interfere with what God had planned for her life that night.

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

3 years

Cross borders for alcohol coz alcohol levy here is wild. Cross borders for safe abortions coz the service isn’t available here. Cross borders for vaccines. Coz the process here takes forever. Something is wrong bro.

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Havi

@OwenThe_Sa1nts

9 years

Oscar Pistorius to be released in August... Oh, how fast 5 years passes in South Africa.. feels like 10 months

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

5 years

Who is Mattohew?

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

6 months

Came home to this and I’m in absolute shock. I haven’t even touched it yet coz I’m in disbelief. Heelang

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

5 years

Biology Ne ego bontsha masepa akere?

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

3 years

I bought a stove and an oven today 🙂

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

6 years

Look who I bumped in to. 😭😭😭😭😭 Year Made ⁦ @PrinceKaybee_SA ⁩

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

4 years

👀

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

4 years

You guys remember this heat? Yoh Lvovo blessed is guys.

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

6 years

@Y2SHAF @Kanyo_M Hahahaha this Gentleman has HAD ENOUGH! 😂😂😂😂😂

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

4 months

When a real woman wants you, or at the very least is interested in getting to know you, they will not put up any resistance. It might be a scheduling thing, but they genuinely won’t make your life difficult. These rules they put up online are for people they don’t like.

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

2 years

*thubega ka sello while driving to Phakalane and you have to wait mo stoppong sa APJ because you can't see. Motho ebe a ithaa are oa pega ebe a tsena mo koloing, ebe a makala leene are "uhu go rileng motlogolo" ebe o se phokga sentle jaanong sello Or something like that 👀

Kenzar Mafia®

@KenzarMafia

2 years

Heartbreak ya monna kana e dingalo, a few days after break up o ikutlwa ekare o golosegile o nwa le majita gole monate, a few weeks passby o utlwa gore no man ke santse ke rata motho yo, kgwedi ha e heta o kgona go thubega ka selelo o le mo line ya KFC 💔

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

3 years

“We are pleased to inform you”

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

2 years

Batshuayi is really the weakest link in this team. Where is Dries Mertens? Is he in the squad?

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

5 years

A bitch is finally under 100kilos and this is the moment I’ve been waiting for for 2 years. 😭😭😭😭😭

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

4 months

O bula sepache Tinotenda 😂😂

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

4 months

Lmfaooo 😭😭😭

Tiro 🇧🇼

@Boasta_T

4 months

What Botswana moment of chaos lives in your head rent free? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

3 years

My kitchen is done 🥰 go setse oven hela.

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

5 years

LMFAOO are you guys saying Arnold ke Minor 1?

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

10 months

Applying pressure is such a weird concept. What are the consequences? Wa go ntlogela? Wa go ncheata? Lmfao I live with the knowledge that that can happen anytime. Ntshose ka se sele ma’am. You can’t scare me with something I’ve made peace with.

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

4 months

Closing out the 20s with my partner in crime. O borilwe ke go swaepa ka karata ya gagwe mme ele ene a nkisitseng johane 😂

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

4 months

My guy. For me it’s not just the Macallan. It’s a trip to Joburg fully paid, plus a cookbook I’ve been crying for for almost 6months 😭 Then the Macallan 😭😭 I hit the lotto forreal

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@callsoloud

4 months

Your babe gifting you a Macallan 15 for your birthday? Nnya mole ke for marriage🫶🏼

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

6 years

MASISI TOTA E IRANG!

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

6 years

Guys kana if AKA was on global, he woulda performed Beyoncé, while Beyoncé is backstage thinking “I did what now? 😂” then that awkward moment when he says “living like Rihanna, thinking you’re Beyoncé” then Beyoncé looks at Jay Z like “what shade is this Sean? 😂 Africa is wild”

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

9 years

Jesus just chillin, writing verses for Drake's next album 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 http://t.co/tsyZNpF7Dl

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

5 years

Batswana women? Gorgeous. Absolutely gorgeous

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

5 years

So Bomaid will cover mental healthcare to their benefits in 2020. Including Alcohol and Drug Rehabilitation cover. Oh snap 🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️ Bomaid is doing the things

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

5 years

Flights to Bali are cheap. 6/7k 1 Pula is 1320 Rupiah. You can survive comfortably on P500-700 a day on food and drinks and transport.

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

5 years

Bros? Be as strict or as weird as you want when deciding who to date. If you only want light skins with c cups and a big booty with a degree and a virgin and must be a singer and only drink Savannas, then it’s your choice. No one should ever make you feel guilty, especially women

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

5 years

Ngwanyana wa motswana nako tse nkebe a suma ekare wireless e latlhile signal 😂😂😂😂

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

10 months

She came with a friend. So I called my friends too. Evidently we aren’t on the same page, so I cancelled the date and we all hung out as friends and all split the bill.

𝐍𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐚⁶𓅓

@SamkeloS___

10 months

Worst date you’ve been to?

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

6 years

@bipzz That i ate someone's girl. That time she ate me. Imagine!

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

3 years

My dad gave me some of the best advice on relationships. Ke nyisiwa ke breakup. He asked me. Do you like tea or coffee? I said Coffee. He said you like your coffee in a specific way, right? I said sure. And it took you a while to find the way you want to enjoy coffee, right?

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

6 months

My colleague is screaming are nyatsi o mmeile mo status. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

5 years

Look at that Glow up my friend 😂😂😂 @OleSabrinaM

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

5 years

The business model of Uber is to charge per kilometer. In Gabs, a cab in gabs is a flat rate, as long as it’s in Gabs. Believe me, you don’t want to bring that metered taxi thing here. Re sharp.

Looks_Like_Busi_Just

@obkabo

5 years

Ke kopa go botsa @BWGovernment What is really needed to have Uber mo Botswana? Kana y'all think it won't work mo Bots?

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

6 months

My aunt is putting me on game. Are when you decide to get married, all you have to do on your own is buy the engagement ring and magadi. Everything else is down the middle. Why is she not feeling the pinch of the demands of the wedding? If she can’t do half, then she’s not ready.

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

4 years

#WanziBoysWereldwide

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

6 years

You look like Johnny Bravo’s mom

Mike Lowrey

@fezco_mnk

6 years

texting your girl #TheBaddest

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

3 years

I’m dead 😂😂😂😂

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

4 months

Settling means that you think you can do better. But somehow you haven’t done better. Hence you’re here. Settling is a bullshit word. You can’t say you settled for a Kia. Why did you settle for a Kia? You wanted a BMW but couldn’t afford it? So a Kia is your level. You’re home

That Rabbit Guy

@Son_ImSleep

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I don’t have a negative attachment to the word settling like everyone else does. Your parents raised you to be a safe choice, if you were raised properly there’s a high chance you’re someone settlement

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

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Ginger

@Gboye_Rave

6 months

What did you wear to the last wedding you attended ??

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

5 years

Go to jail. Move directly to jail. Do not pass begin. Do not Collect 20k

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

5 years

But guys? You understand that women can cheat way better than us? A woman will cheat AND get money. We cheat and have to spend money. Guys? Male cheating is a scam. Female cheating is enterprise

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

10 months

WEEPING 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

8 months

Bona jaaka re ba gateletse tlhemona @victoria_marumo 🔥🔥

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

6 years

Secure the dough

feke feke

@Mmaofekenas

6 years

Lol manager wa Debonairs flirting with me 😂😂 ija

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

2 years

Tota Hao batla dikgang mo Twitter, Just go to Waxx's TL and piece everything from there. 😭😭😭 homie the reallest information aggregator in the game. Took me about 5 mins to get the whole chat.

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

7 years

@RealSlimSantana Reminds me of the time my mother left a bottle of vodka on my bedside table and said "enjoy, you alcoholic" and left. 😍😍😍

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

5 years

Girls with small boobs make so much noise when you touch their nipple. Motho wa teng a suma ekare wireless e latlhile frequency 😂

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

10 months

Checka dah.

Havi

@OwenThe_Sa1nts

10 months

You know what I wanna do? I wanna start a YouTube channel called Botsogo Ja Majita. 30 minute bachelor meals. It’d start with a Sunday shopping list for the week ahead. With a cost breakdown that caps each meal at P30 per portion on average.

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

1 year

You guys really misunderstand what a coffee date is. You “meet for coffee” BECAUSE you don’t have a lot of time and you want to squeeze them into your day. It’s light, inexpensive and you get to chat. It’s the Safe for Work version of meeting for a drink.

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@_mandyhusk

1 year

I hate being asked on coffee dates. Don’t ask me for a coffee date. You literally wasting my time. I’m not getting ready and looking nice to have a R45 Frappuccino. Be FR! Ps: I don’t care what anyone says 😘

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

1 year

She gagged while giving head and said "oh yes" after. I was like

COWBOY BAE

@dabiggbaee

1 year

Question for the lads. What move did a girl do in bed that had you thinking “damn, she might could be a hoe”? 🤔

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

6 years

Losing 76 kilos is amazing guys. Modemo 😂😂😂 i feel so alive. I even jog up stairs and i dont feel like I'm going to collapse. Lost 14 pants sizes. Go mo na te guys 😂

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

4 months

She just gets me bro 😭😭😭 Tang? 😭😭😭 FOK

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

4 months

I’m in tears 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I’ve been dying for this cookbook 😭😭😭😭😭

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

5 years

We need to take that tv to the museum.

Looks_Like_Busi_Just

@obkabo

5 years

A whole President introducing a Comedian

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

2 years

@markgoldbridge Tbh I still really want Rangnick in that DOF position. Even after everything that's happened. A Ten Hag-Rangnick partnership at the helm of United would be unbelievable.

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

5 years

This looks like the entrance to Hell in Charity’s closet in Passions 😂

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@sofain

5 years

A look inside a tree that has been struck by lightning.

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

10 months

You know what I wanna do? I wanna start a YouTube channel called Botsogo Ja Majita. 30 minute bachelor meals. It’d start with a Sunday shopping list for the week ahead. With a cost breakdown that caps each meal at P30 per portion on average.

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

4 months

Heela mmata! One year already? Happy Anniversary 😂😂 @victoria_marumo The experiment worked 😂😂

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

4 years

Oh yea. Haven’t had a cold in so long

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@alltime10s

4 years

Will you continue to wear face masks once the pandemic is over? 😷

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

1 year

Nna I’ll always say that dates and romance are not just for the enjoyment of women. If you complain ka date ya 500, show homie how it’s done 😂. Take him out leene a reke di double tot tsa Jameson reserve nako ngwe. A je di tomahawk le di lamb shank.

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

5 years

Who do you think calms your guy down when he’s mad at you? Who helps him plan your birthday gifts? Gives him the female perspective when he doesn’t understand why you’re being an annoyance or overly petty. You guys don’t understand that those girls want nothing but what’s best us

Atsile ✨

@atsilek_

5 years

Female Best friend ya eng KE LE TENG???????!!!

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

4 years

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂niece is on your mothers side. Nephew is on our fathers side

Tirelo Francois Sebia

@sesutho

4 years

Bathong Kante niece ke gohe and nephew ke gohe? Um forever confused biko.

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

5 years

There’s no such thing as too much bacon or too much cheese, first things first.

Lord Major🔗

@garethamplified

5 years

Di burger tsa Rocomamas di lebega di ka lwatsa motho.. Bacon le cheese ee kanakana 🤮

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

3 years

Came to drop some pots and pans. Tomorrow it’s cutlery and dishes. Internet guys also came through. It’s all coming together. Shall the countdown begin?

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

1 year

You can’t be a 25 year old, wanting someone 40+, knowing that they are well past their sexual peak, and want them to start doing things that they can’t keep up with. Le to re golega lona. 😭

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

1 year

We didn’t go wrong. You’re internalizing their ignorance. Also, sometimes, it’s ok not to know. For example, can you point to where Kuwait is on the map? Yet the Kuwaiti Dinar is one of the strongest currencies in the world. But it borders Saudi and Iraq. Which are well known.

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@RaulBryanBW

1 year

I find it disheartening that I continually have to use Zimbabwe and South Africa as geographical references to convey my country of origin. It's perplexing that despite being the second-largest producer of diamonds and boasting the incredible natural wonder of the Okavango Delta,

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

10 years

#TheFappening RT @Stuja_Mack Must be Celebrity nude day .. People clearly got drunk yesterday :''D http://t.co/dupQ8IsT8y

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

5 years

Glow Up Motherfuckerrrs!

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

5 years

#FadedGang @thiisisray

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

6 years

😂😂😂😂

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

6 years

Dawg? Why do people hate that you’re enjoying your parent’s money? LMFAO HEELANG

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

5 years

Guys I just found P500 that I hid from myself. I hid it in an envelope in my spare wheel. So I was pumping my tyres and I decided to just pump my spare wheel as a precaution. Ebe ke hitlhela parcel 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ooh JEHOVA 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

6 years

First day of my new job 💕

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

6 months

I need to understand the GABS system. Why is it always down? And when it’s down, why isn’t there a manual override? And if it’s ALWAYS down, without a manual override, then is it an efficient system? If it’s not an efficient system, then why isn’t it changed? I don’t get it.

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

2 months

“The rest of your life” implies a time frame from today going forward, not your past. The appropriate term could be: 1. Since time immemorial 2. All my life or just restructuring the entire sense Idk, the poor grammar throws your entire statement into question 😭

@Berry Heart

@BerryHeartPoet

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For the rest of my life I have always been top 1,top 2 and top 3 if I did not perfom well. All schools including tertiary. Ebe eyethe mo Twirra e ta go go raa ere o semata🤣. Le na le go ichaota lona!

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

7 years

@Okay_Wasabi People stopped using LOL coz they said its an acronym for Lucifer Our Lord

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

5 years

Your boobs just said “and damn right, They better than yours” to all the other boobs on the TL, and I concur 🔥

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

6 years

If you hold one up and it stands up straight, it’s a fry. If it’s limp, ke mafresh

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Havi

@OwenThe_Sa1nts

6 years

They needed to cover the cost of salt, coz they PUT!

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@OwenThe_Sa1nts

5 years

Wow. But did he not get the message across to the international community in a way that they are likely to understand? Eloquence is necessary when you’re the spokesperson for AN ENTIRE SOVEREIGN NATION! You guys are hell bent on discrediting Masisi.

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