Go to groove to drink alcohol. Leave women alone. Donโt talk to them, donโt buy them drinks, donโt hit on them, certainly donโt offer them a ride home if theyโre stranded. Donโt pay their bill. Nothing
Kare chief? Drink alcohol, and go home. Donโt be a hero.
Today is my 4th birthday ๐. On this day 4 years ago, I decided that obesity would no longer be my portion and started doing something about it.
Happy 4th birthday Skinny Owen, youโre doing great darling.
102 kilos down
8 pants sizes
3 shirt sizes
1 shoe size
Gone!
Cheers ๐ฅ
Stay as long as you need to guys. I moved out at 27 with 2 smart TVs, fridge, couch, king bed, fully operational kitchen, and a fully paid off car. Take your time. Stay home but donโt be complacent. Buy all those things at your own pace. Donโt burden yourself with furniture loans
It makes no sense to be over 25 and youโve never left your parents house honestly makes me wonder donโt you have ambitions and dreams to fulfil? Sometimes youโre not progressing because youโre too comfortable with your parents nesting and feeding you.
And if they come talk to you, scream โstranger dangerโ, put your hands on your head and run away. Women at groove are the most dangerous thing after thieves.
The funniest shit Iโve ever heard was when the lady at choppies was mopping and a guy decided to just walk on the wet floor. She paused and said โEhe wena o Jeso o tsamaa mo metsingโ
Guyssss I diiied ๐๐๐
If they call you broke and your ego canโt handle it, order 4 jagerbombs, pull 4 random people, give them the shots. And look them in the eye and say โget thee behind me, satanโ
And the thing is, even if you know them, nod in their direction, raise your glass, and continue with what you were doing. Donโt invite women to your table. Donโt interfere with what God had planned for her life that night.
Cross borders for alcohol coz alcohol levy here is wild.
Cross borders for safe abortions coz the service isnโt available here.
Cross borders for vaccines. Coz the process here takes forever.
Something is wrong bro.
When a real woman wants you, or at the very least is interested in getting to know you, they will not put up any resistance.
It might be a scheduling thing, but they genuinely wonโt make your life difficult.
These rules they put up online are for people they donโt like.
*thubega ka sello while driving to Phakalane and you have to wait mo stoppong sa APJ because you can't see. Motho ebe a ithaa are oa pega ebe a tsena mo koloing, ebe a makala leene are "uhu go rileng motlogolo" ebe o se phokga sentle jaanong sello
Or something like that ๐
Heartbreak ya monna kana e dingalo, a few days after break up o ikutlwa ekare o golosegile o nwa le majita gole monate, a few weeks passby o utlwa gore no man ke santse ke rata motho yo, kgwedi ha e heta o kgona go thubega ka selelo o le mo line ya KFC ๐
Applying pressure is such a weird concept. What are the consequences? Wa go ntlogela? Wa go ncheata? Lmfao I live with the knowledge that that can happen anytime. Ntshose ka se sele maโam. You canโt scare me with something Iโve made peace with.
My guy. For me itโs not just the Macallan. Itโs a trip to Joburg fully paid, plus a cookbook Iโve been crying for for almost 6months ๐ญ
Then the Macallan ๐ญ๐ญ
I hit the lotto forreal
Guys kana if AKA was on global, he woulda performed Beyoncรฉ, while Beyoncรฉ is backstage thinking โI did what now? ๐โ then that awkward moment when he says โliving like Rihanna, thinking youโre Beyoncรฉโ then Beyoncรฉ looks at Jay Z like โwhat shade is this Sean? ๐ Africa is wildโ
So Bomaid will cover mental healthcare to their benefits in 2020. Including Alcohol and Drug Rehabilitation cover.
Oh snap ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ Bomaid is doing the things
Bros? Be as strict or as weird as you want when deciding who to date. If you only want light skins with c cups and a big booty with a degree and a virgin and must be a singer and only drink Savannas, then itโs your choice. No one should ever make you feel guilty, especially women
She came with a friend. So I called my friends too. Evidently we arenโt on the same page, so I cancelled the date and we all hung out as friends and all split the bill.
My dad gave me some of the best advice on relationships. Ke nyisiwa ke breakup.
He asked me. Do you like tea or coffee? I said Coffee. He said you like your coffee in a specific way, right? I said sure. And it took you a while to find the way you want to enjoy coffee, right?
The business model of Uber is to charge per kilometer. In Gabs, a cab in gabs is a flat rate, as long as itโs in Gabs. Believe me, you donโt want to bring that metered taxi thing here. Re sharp.
My aunt is putting me on game. Are when you decide to get married, all you have to do on your own is buy the engagement ring and magadi. Everything else is down the middle. Why is she not feeling the pinch of the demands of the wedding? If she canโt do half, then sheโs not ready.
Settling means that you think you can do better. But somehow you havenโt done better. Hence youโre here. Settling is a bullshit word. You canโt say you settled for a Kia. Why did you settle for a Kia? You wanted a BMW but couldnโt afford it? So a Kia is your level. Youโre home
I donโt have a negative attachment to the word settling like everyone else does. Your parents raised you to be a safe choice, if you were raised properly thereโs a high chance youโre someone settlement
But guys? You understand that women can cheat way better than us? A woman will cheat AND get money. We cheat and have to spend money. Guys? Male cheating is a scam. Female cheating is enterprise
Tota Hao batla dikgang mo Twitter, Just go to Waxx's TL and piece everything from there. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ homie the reallest information aggregator in the game. Took me about 5 mins to get the whole chat.
You know what I wanna do? I wanna start a YouTube channel called Botsogo Ja Majita.
30 minute bachelor meals. Itโd start with a Sunday shopping list for the week ahead. With a cost breakdown that caps each meal at P30 per portion on average.
You guys really misunderstand what a coffee date is. You โmeet for coffeeโ BECAUSE you donโt have a lot of time and you want to squeeze them into your day. Itโs light, inexpensive and you get to chat. Itโs the Safe for Work version of meeting for a drink.
I hate being asked on coffee dates. Donโt ask me for a coffee date. You literally wasting my time. Iโm not getting ready and looking nice to have a R45 Frappuccino. Be FR!
Ps: I donโt care what anyone says ๐
Losing 76 kilos is amazing guys. Modemo ๐๐๐ i feel so alive. I even jog up stairs and i dont feel like I'm going to collapse. Lost 14 pants sizes. Go mo na te guys ๐
@markgoldbridge
Tbh I still really want Rangnick in that DOF position. Even after everything that's happened. A Ten Hag-Rangnick partnership at the helm of United would be unbelievable.
You know what I wanna do? I wanna start a YouTube channel called Botsogo Ja Majita.
30 minute bachelor meals. Itโd start with a Sunday shopping list for the week ahead. With a cost breakdown that caps each meal at P30 per portion on average.
Nna Iโll always say that dates and romance are not just for the enjoyment of women. If you complain ka date ya 500, show homie how itโs done ๐. Take him out leene a reke di double tot tsa Jameson reserve nako ngwe. A je di tomahawk le di lamb shank.
Who do you think calms your guy down when heโs mad at you? Who helps him plan your birthday gifts? Gives him the female perspective when he doesnโt understand why youโre being an annoyance or overly petty. You guys donโt understand that those girls want nothing but whatโs best us
Came to drop some pots and pans. Tomorrow itโs cutlery and dishes. Internet guys also came through. Itโs all coming together. Shall the countdown begin?
You canโt be a 25 year old, wanting someone 40+, knowing that they are well past their sexual peak, and want them to start doing things that they canโt keep up with.
Le to re golega lona. ๐ญ
We didnโt go wrong. Youโre internalizing their ignorance. Also, sometimes, itโs ok not to know. For example, can you point to where Kuwait is on the map? Yet the Kuwaiti Dinar is one of the strongest currencies in the world. But it borders Saudi and Iraq. Which are well known.
I find it disheartening that I continually have to use Zimbabwe and South Africa as geographical references to convey my country of origin. It's perplexing that despite being the second-largest producer of diamonds and boasting the incredible natural wonder of the Okavango Delta,
Guys I just found P500 that I hid from myself. I hid it in an envelope in my spare wheel. So I was pumping my tyres and I decided to just pump my spare wheel as a precaution. Ebe ke hitlhela parcel ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ ooh JEHOVA ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
I need to understand the GABS system. Why is it always down? And when itโs down, why isnโt there a manual override? And if itโs ALWAYS down, without a manual override, then is it an efficient system? If itโs not an efficient system, then why isnโt it changed?
I donโt get it.
โThe rest of your lifeโ implies a time frame from today going forward, not your past.
The appropriate term could be:
1. Since time immemorial
2. All my life
or just restructuring the entire sense
Idk, the poor grammar throws your entire statement into question ๐ญ
For the rest of my life I have always been top 1,top 2 and top 3 if I did not perfom well. All schools including tertiary. Ebe eyethe mo Twirra e ta go go raa ere o semata๐คฃ. Le na le go ichaota lona!
Wow. But did he not get the message across to the international community in a way that they are likely to understand? Eloquence is necessary when youโre the spokesperson for AN ENTIRE SOVEREIGN NATION! You guys are hell bent on discrediting Masisi.