Eternally joyful by the grace of God.
A silly fellow. Frogs and piracy guy. Rotisserie Chicken appreciator. ☦️ Orthodox. - 1 Peter 4:8
#OrthoJayFrog2024
I'm actually getting baptized tomorrow man...
I'm still trying to process how i ended up here, and honestly none of my life would make sense if i wasn't being guided by God's grace like the fool i am for this moment.
Lord may i be worthy to commune with Thee.
Dear orthodox inquirers/catechumen.
Please don't ask out the new girls inquiring after knowing them for a few weeks.
They're here for God and His church not for dating. You're just gonna make things weird for them. Just wait until the time is right please.
Thank you.
>get steam burn
>keep working who cares
>female manager sees red spot on hand and asks
>gets mad that i kept working
>have to use gay liberal burn cream and file a gay liberal "injury report" instead of working to get out early
I HATE HR
I HATE HR
I HATE HR
The more you interact with homeless the more you realize some of just deserve being homeless man.
Just handed this guy some food with a drink and without skipping a beat he said "how about some money too" LMAO
i don’t care anymore, my bf is just leaving me to it not helping.. so i’ve called the abortion clinic, gonna just get one i have a appoitment at 12pm monday it’ll make everyone happy having one. im so sad. but what’s the point trying to keep it. surgical or medical now i have to
>tiny oil leak at work
>ACDC playing
>slow day
>boys start sliding and having fun
>HR (Satan's agents) catch us and give us all write up
Apparently sliding on a concrete floor is """dangerous""" or some gay liberal bs
Racism jokes are funny but I'm not actually racist.
U can hate ghetto culture and its crime but if u genuinely hate blacks regardless of their faith and personalities then you need to repent.
@TheosisQuest
The absolute hatred of ethnically jewish christians is so ridiculous man. If anything they should be respected for taking a stand and accepting Christ.
Someone asked me to tell the story of how i found faith after 15 years of atheism in dms and i finally gave in.
Idk of anyone will actually read this nvm if it will help but here u guys go
>working half a shift cus church stuff
>clock in & literally everyone is mad
>even the nice old black lady
I'm hiding now & doing my best not get yelled at wish me luck bros
Talked about St. Nicholas with a lady at church for an hour last week & she gifted me an icon & some holy water from the church he started in Houston. I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.
>church has an event next Saturday
>found out too late to ask for time off
>50/50 chance i have to work it
Please pray i get that day off i really wanna go & can't call in if I'm scheduled.
This very nice lady at church today asked me what size shoes i wear and told me it's because she likes shopping and wanted to buy me some and I'm so confused rn
>Accidentally went full big brother mode in the silly shitposting gc
>lectured them for hours on how to get jobs and be adults
>they won't think I'm the silly frogman anymore
>open twt to see how many liked my very funny tweet
>no likes in notifications tap
>get sad
>open my feed
>i didn't send it
I'm so sorry i doubted you frens
Now that the baptism excitement is behind it's time for me to come back to real life and start the stressful process of job hunting.
Please pray for me.
A 3~4 yo girl noticed me & her dad were wearing very similar plaid pattern shirts today and she made it her mission to show and tell everyone in church about it.
(it was extremely adorable)
Women need to stop plastic surgery until we figure out what's wrong. Why would you ruin your face like this?
This is Erin Moriarty from The Boys...she was already very pretty.