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Eternally joyful by the grace of God. A silly fellow. Frogs and piracy guy. Rotisserie Chicken appreciator. ☦️ Orthodox. - 1 Peter 4:8 #OrthoJayFrog2024

Joined July 2023
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JayFrog 🏴‍☠️☦️
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No more blackpills.
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@CountDankulaTV @RayneDeanZ Yooooooo it's my time to shine
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I'm a small account now you guys have to be nicer to me now you know
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I cut myself working on my car (I'm gonna die)
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Just realized christmas is next week wtf that was fast
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JayFrog 🏴‍☠️☦️
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Please pray for me. I suffered an injury that's gonna keep me away from work for 2-4 weeks minimum and i can't really afford to take time off again.
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@OrthoJayFrog
JayFrog 🏴‍☠️☦️
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>car breaks down >look up fix on yt >fixed in 15mins >call mechanic to ask price >it would've cost $150 minimum Can u believe people pay for this?!
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@ApuArtistic_ @DF_UniatePapist They never did. She was a virgin and Jesus never had any siblings. Why is is so important to deny this?!
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>thought it would be funny to stop tweeting for a bit after this >nobody even noticed Mi joke flopped frens...
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JayFrog 🏴‍☠️☦️
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Guys they found me
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JayFrog 🏴‍☠️☦️
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Please keep me in your prayers. I am officially getting baptized into the orthodox church on may 4th.
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JayFrog 🏴‍☠️☦️
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Guess who's back from twitter jail
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JayFrog 🏴‍☠️☦️
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I lost my job yesterday and i have 2 job interviews tomorrow. I'm trying to get back to working ASAP. please pray for me. 🙏
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JayFrog 🏴‍☠️☦️
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Guys they found me
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JayFrog 🏴‍☠️☦️
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No YOU'RE welcome bro
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@sovereignbrah
SOVEREIGN BRAH 🇺🇸🏛️⚡️
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You’re welcome
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GN frens. Thank you everyone who followed me to this account. I'm actually very humbled. Love you all.
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@OrthoJayFrog
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I'm actually getting baptized tomorrow man... I'm still trying to process how i ended up here, and honestly none of my life would make sense if i wasn't being guided by God's grace like the fool i am for this moment. Lord may i be worthy to commune with Thee.
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JayFrog 🏴‍☠️☦️
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This cool ass stick
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@cry_babeey
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Women have beauty. What do MEN have??
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@EthanBBowen1 @Pilgrim2027 Show your priest this interaction
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Just found out my church has a twins... I've talking to both of them for months now and i had absolutely no idea
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@ApuArtistic_ @DF_UniatePapist Scriptures never indicates otherwise
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Today is the big day boys. And not to brag but i think my catechumen beard turned out GREAT.
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JayFrog 🏴‍☠️☦️
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Just realized, since i got baptized and was born again this means i am now a baby and u guys have to be NICE to me okay????
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JayFrog 🏴‍☠️☦️
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Update. WE ARE SO BACK BOYS.
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JayFrog 🏴‍☠️☦️
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Interview went very well. I'm fairly certain i got this job but I'll hear an answer after the weekend hopefully. Please keep me in ur prayers.
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Dear orthodox inquirers/catechumen. Please don't ask out the new girls inquiring after knowing them for a few weeks. They're here for God and His church not for dating. You're just gonna make things weird for them. Just wait until the time is right please. Thank you.
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>get steam burn >keep working who cares >female manager sees red spot on hand and asks >gets mad that i kept working >have to use gay liberal burn cream and file a gay liberal "injury report" instead of working to get out early I HATE HR I HATE HR I HATE HR
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The more you interact with homeless the more you realize some of just deserve being homeless man. Just handed this guy some food with a drink and without skipping a beat he said "how about some money too" LMAO
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JayFrog 🏴‍☠️☦️
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Wee dee doo dee diii looooo diiiii
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JayFrog 🏴‍☠️☦️
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U guys only interact with me when i tweet huh?! I see how it is...
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JayFrog 🏴‍☠️☦️
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Please pray for her and her baby.
@bunnieslilblog
buns blog |🎄
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i don’t care anymore, my bf is just leaving me to it not helping.. so i’ve called the abortion clinic, gonna just get one i have a appoitment at 12pm monday it’ll make everyone happy having one. im so sad. but what’s the point trying to keep it. surgical or medical now i have to
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Going to court in about an hour. Nothing too too serious, please pray for me.
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Please pray for thomas who is in critical condition right now.
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>tiny oil leak at work >ACDC playing >slow day >boys start sliding and having fun >HR (Satan's agents) catch us and give us all write up Apparently sliding on a concrete floor is """dangerous""" or some gay liberal bs
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Just eated a whole rotisserie chicken. (Please say good job)
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About to demolish a whole rotisserie chicken back up bros
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GUYS LOOK BABUSHKATS AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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>at work >go outside for a smoke & to sneak a fart >there's a woman smoking there WOMEN RUIN EVERYTHING AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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GLORY BE TO GOD ON HIGH
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I no longer get random song stuck in my head. I just get parts of the liturgy stuck there now that's how good our choir is.
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Racism jokes are funny but I'm not actually racist. U can hate ghetto culture and its crime but if u genuinely hate blacks regardless of their faith and personalities then you need to repent.
@sleepycoquette
𝓔𝓶𝓲𝓴𝓪 𝓐𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓼🌸🩷🎀🍓
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What's an opinion of yours that would be very unpopular with most of your mutuals?
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I haven't seen my pfp in one of those interaction circles for a while now
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Update: The kitchen caught on fire but i caught it early and saved the day. THIS WAS NOT A SILLY ADVENTURE
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I wonder what adventures await me today
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This is Jay's dad. Please be nicer to my son.
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Please keep my friend Tiffany in your prayers. She's a mother of 5 and just suffered a serious stroke.
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| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| PEEPEE POOPOO |_______________| \ (•◡•) / \ / —— | | |_ |_
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A guy called me a stute today and idk what that means so i called him fat. I think i won.
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>thought i had $10 in wallet >check wallet >it's $20 I basically made $10 just by checking my wallet. Follow me for more financial advice.
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Pray for me please. I'm going in.
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Me & who? (Boys only) (we're going on an adventure)
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@TheosisQuest The absolute hatred of ethnically jewish christians is so ridiculous man. If anything they should be respected for taking a stand and accepting Christ.
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Someone asked me to tell the story of how i found faith after 15 years of atheism in dms and i finally gave in. Idk of anyone will actually read this nvm if it will help but here u guys go
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>6ft+ goth cashier flirted with me (It was scary)
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Just got a haircut. Go ahead, tell me I'm hansem.
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>lost 6 followers since noon why tho??!
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@FatherMosesTX The unironic racism within the newer political orthodox converts is very disturbing. Lord have mercy.
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I'm getting baptized almost a week from now
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Just eated a CROISSANT. (Pronounced the fancy way)
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>working half a shift cus church stuff >clock in & literally everyone is mad >even the nice old black lady I'm hiding now & doing my best not get yelled at wish me luck bros
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You're playing 4d chess, I'm playing tick tack toe. We are not the same.
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WHY DO I HAVE A TWITTER NEMESIS WHAT DID I DO??? THIS GUY SUCKS
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You guys should interact with me more. (I'm bored)
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One of the orthogirls sent me this after yesterday's events LMAO (she very jelly)
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GUYS IT WORKED I'M WHITE NOW
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@vantablackpills
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This is what happen when you got chrismated in the EO church according to @Kaleb_Atlanta
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Please pray for me. The situation at work got a bit complicated.
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An offering
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Please pray for my health friends. I'm very tired.
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Mission failed boys. Da jooz have sabotaged me once again
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Pray for me please. I'm going in.
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It's official. I can't hold a very basic conversation in my "mother tongue" language anymore. Idk how to even explain how this feels bro lmao
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Why did i think this was a good idea?!
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Got myself $3 gas station beans for lunch. Only time will tell how big of a mistake this will be.
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Please pray for thomas and his family. The doctors gave him few more days to live.
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Please pray for me.
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JayFrog 🏴‍☠️☦️
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Your honor in my defense, the law is gay.
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I just realized i didn't tweet today... I'm so sorry guys for abandoning you plz tell me ur okay
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U just can't beat this man
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I'm going to a super bowl party today and i know absolutely nothing about american football... Plz tell me stuff to say to fake it
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I am surrounded by a wild pack of dogs. Please keep me in your prayers
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>lots of kewl mutuals are quitting twitter for lent
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Talked about St. Nicholas with a lady at church for an hour last week & she gifted me an icon & some holy water from the church he started in Houston. I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.
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>church has an event next Saturday >found out too late to ask for time off >50/50 chance i have to work it Please pray i get that day off i really wanna go & can't call in if I'm scheduled.
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2 followers away from 600...
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@CountDankulaTV @RayneDeanZ I was born for this bro
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Just so u guys know I'm off for a couple of days again & I'm not drinking. U can stop now with the alcoholic allegations.
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The way americans treat their elders is barbaric and i will never ever understand it. Sick society.
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This very nice lady at church today asked me what size shoes i wear and told me it's because she likes shopping and wanted to buy me some and I'm so confused rn
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Doxxing myself to impress the cute egirl who likes my tweets sometimes (this will get me killed)
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Why is it cold i thought we were done with this nonsense??????????
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JayFrog 🏴‍☠️☦️
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UPDATE. The deli guy told me to hang around for 10 minutes AND LOOK!!! WE ARE SO BACK DELI GUY GABE U ARE MY TOP GUY!!
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JayFrog 🏴‍☠️☦️
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Walmart doesn't have any rotisserie chickens left bros I'm gonna kill myself
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JayFrog 🏴‍☠️☦️
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STOP BEEFING WITH ME I'M THE GOOD GUY
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I have beef with @OrthoJayFrog now i don’t like this frog fella
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You're going to church tomorrow right? Right?
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>Accidentally went full big brother mode in the silly shitposting gc >lectured them for hours on how to get jobs and be adults >they won't think I'm the silly frogman anymore
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Satan be damned I will be even more joyful today.
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Update: I am now a disfigured abomination that no one could ever possibly love 😔
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Burnt my hand on the grill (im gonna die)
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>open twt to see how many liked my very funny tweet >no likes in notifications tap >get sad >open my feed >i didn't send it I'm so sorry i doubted you frens
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@OrthoJayFrog
JayFrog 🏴‍☠️☦️
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Now that the baptism excitement is behind it's time for me to come back to real life and start the stressful process of job hunting. Please pray for me.
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@OrthoJayFrog
JayFrog 🏴‍☠️☦️
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A 3~4 yo girl noticed me & her dad were wearing very similar plaid pattern shirts today and she made it her mission to show and tell everyone in church about it. (it was extremely adorable)
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JayFrog 🏴‍☠️☦️
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Got catcalled 4 times at work yesterday after the haircut (one of them was even a woman)
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JayFrog 🏴‍☠️☦️
4 months
Just got a haircut. Go ahead, tell me I'm hansem.
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Right wingers need to start making blocklists too. Blasphemers and degenerates first.
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Don't say anything. Just RT.
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Don't say anything just RT
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@OrthoJayFrog
JayFrog 🏴‍☠️☦️
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Got a promising job interview tomorrow. Please pray for me.
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@OrthoJayFrog
JayFrog 🏴‍☠️☦️
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She looks actually disgusting. Literally.
@hippojuicefilm
Royce Lopez
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Women need to stop plastic surgery until we figure out what's wrong. Why would you ruin your face like this? This is Erin Moriarty from The Boys...she was already very pretty.
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