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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

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“I have concepts of a plan” #MakeItMagic #PureMagic #HypnotoadHennigan

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@OrlandoCountySC

3 years

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@OrlandoCountySC

2 years

@scape_goat6 @3YearLetterman

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

2 years

I laugh at how people feel this is some new “woke” thing. Song Of The South was controversial in it’s own day in 1946. Boycotts galore Walt Disney himself was warned about potential backlash before filming. The film was already anathema in 1989 when Splash was built.

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2 years

NEW: Disney confirms Splash Mountain at Walt Disney World will be closed starting Jan. 23. The ride "will undergo a transformation" and reopen in late 2024 as Tiana's Bayou Adventure. Additional information about Splash Mountain at Disneyland will be shared at a later date.

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

4 years

@realDonaldTrump @BubbaWallace Funny how you single him out when he had never seen it and NASCAR itself launched the investigation...

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

1 year

@RileyLizBae @3YearLetterman @ACTBrigitte You are addressing a coaching god that possesses the greatest investment in modern America: a Pigeon Forge timeshare. Put some respect on his name.

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

4 years

Imagine risking one’s family and others for... *checks notes* Vanilla Ice, Don Jr craving a fresh line of yayo, and the chance to grind w/Guilfoyle?

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

1 year

Welcome To Messi League Soccer Folks: a scripted sport where all the chess pieces are put in place for the benefit of one club in the name of marketing partnerships and subscriptions.

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

4 years

@atrupar Already hitting Judge Jeanine’s stash I see

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

6 years

@falsenine_82 @AaronBlake The margin of victory and how close a race is plays a role. We usually don't hear about issues on this front unless it's a very close election. Now those votes are scrutinized.

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

2 years

@SolheimTheo @3YearLetterman @GuyFieri @NYCMayor @MayorofLondon @Eurovision @kellyclarkson @PaulaAbdul @YO_RANDYJACKSON @SamuelLJackson @samsmith @sammyhagar

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

4 years

@bclancy50 @FLOTUS Yep.. such a unifying message over the past 5 years including the campaign. Facts don’t care about your feelings

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

4 years

@atrupar Can’t wait for Biden to break out a tan suit to really trigger them

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

1 year

Another masterpiece for @3YearLetterman to hang next to Lord Maple Leaf in the corner view apartment.

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

6 years

Its emotional tonight... Having a real Gaffer again Snapping that embarrassing skid Watching the players fight with all they have Players flying to the ball @IronLionFirm & @RuckusOrlando rewarded for the best support in the league. Massive night and welcome home James 👍

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@OrlandoCountySC

1 year

@atrupar

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

3 years

@TexasWorkbook @3YearLetterman @getongab @bengals_ryan

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

6 years

@3YearLetterman This kid is ready for the grind of the SEC today..

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

4 years

@USMNT You sacked Berhalter?

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

5 years

@SteveSchmidtSES “It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, more vengeance, more desolation. War is hell.” -William Tecumseh Sherman

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@OrlandoCountySC

5 years

@ChicagoFire

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@OrlandoCountySC

1 year

@FootyScran @wufcofficial @aleaguemen

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

4 years

@orlandosentinel I guarantee if he shut off the pundit grifting scumbags he likely listens to he’ll be able to enjoy his experience a little bit more again. They keep the captive audience on boil 24/7 that the fear and anger seeps into every aspect of their lives.

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@OrlandoCountySC

5 years

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

6 years

@petkemike @ZGUnion5 You keep hammering PRO into submission Mike. Every single MLS supporter is behind you..

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

3 years

@AlexiLalas @MLS NYCFC to get that embarrassing pitch out of the league.

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

3 years

@existentialfish @KevinMKruse Every single one of them are vaxxed working for a company with a passport like system in place. It’s all about the grift and keeping the lobotomized audience in a perpetual state of fear/rage.

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

7 years

The Soccer Capital Of The South "debate" was settled tonight We have the SSS We have real grass We have the atmosphere #OrlandoRules

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

7 years

Greatest Tifo Ever #NuffSaid @RuckusOrlando @IronLionFirm

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

2 years

@halya2208 @3YearLetterman @jrpsaki This one might end up in Coach’s personal Louvre next to his Pigeon Forge timeshare deed and suit of armor 🤣

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

6 years

I'm sitting here at 10:40 something on a Saturday night feeling absolutely miserable about OCSC & not just about the product on the pitch. I miss Lot 11 I miss the pursuit of excellence I miss the pre-MLS office culture I miss the family approach I miss our old club.

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

1 year

Reminder Kaka got a red for this and it was love for an ex-teammate.

Papi Hokage- Champs 🏆

@MeaglePant

1 year

It’s cool to get away choking a player!

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

3 years

@LukeShigeo @USMNT @ChrisWondo You are right.. I think we should focus on the Panama miss too

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@OrlandoCountySC

2 years

@mallorywhyy @3YearLetterman

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

5 years

@Buccaneers #ItsABucsLife

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

4 years

@Harlan @realDonaldTrump Dearest Mother.. I am utterly deflated by Col. Hills’ approach to warfare. His camp fever continues to ravage his mind & he blurts out the most odd comments while we await battle. Reports from the Georgia front bode badly and I may have seen the Col cry into his “blankie”

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

6 years

Nobody is beating me to this one.. #TheRefBelongsOnOBT #PROSucks

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

2 years

I’ll say it again: we are fortunate to have been able to witness Facu Torres in person. Cherish the time we do have because holy crap is he going to make a difference for big clubs in Europe sooner rather than later. Take a bow MVP

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

1 year

@FootyScran @s04 Now that’s a meal…

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

3 years

It doesn’t matter if it’s Al Roker or a local reporter: the audience gains absolutely NOTHING seeing people put in unnecessary danger for the sake of ratings. In an era with cameras that can be set up and left in the danger there’s no excuse for this.

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

1 year

@FootyScran @soyantiguagfc The price pushes it over the finish line…

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

2 years

@_Coragin_ @3YearLetterman @TulsiGabbard

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

8 months

I’m sitting here thinking about how generations of young US soccer fans will potentially never get to experience this kind of moment that we all got to live. And for what? Garber’s ego and ownerships greed?

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

6 months

@Ezra_Willson @3YearLetterman My condolences Zach Wilson..

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

7 years

@Browns Feels like he's played with 10,063 quarterbacks..

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

8 months

This club is welcome here anytime.. class act and a testament to grit. Best of luck in CPL and getting back on this stage again.

x - Cavalry FC

@CPLCavalryFC

8 months

Best of luck to you @OrlandoCitySC in your @TheChampions Cup journey. See you again next year 👊

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

6 years

Kudos to Jansson coming into a new club, in a new country, on the road, with minimal time with his new teammates and putting in a hell of a shift. Big part of the reason we got the three today..👍

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

2 years

@azbro82 @3YearLetterman @RSBNetwork Can you say “42.3% APR Waterbed Payment”?

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

10 months

I’ve never seen MLS Twitter unified in such a way before. Not even Unkel or Geiger on their worst nights brought out this level of unity from all corners of the league. I hope @thesoccerdon reconsiders this choice and/or the good owners step up to save our participation.

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

7 months

@3YearLetterman Shannon Tweed could handle the grind of multiple SEC schedules coach.

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

3 years

x- Antonio Cruz🏆

@EddieTheCommish

3 years

When you realize you’re not the real father. #Maury #VamosOrlando

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@OrlandoCountySC

3 years

@GatorsFB #MullenOut

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

1 year

@BostonFan72 @3YearLetterman @wrhull @ACTBrigitte The only thing Coach has trouble grasping are doorknobs when he’s sporting all his championship rings.

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

5 years

ML$ isn’t going to give JOC any love for coach of the year but he deserves it and Muzzi has to be in the discussion for Executive also. The difference in this squad from July of last season to today is remarkable to behold. Can’t help to be thrilled with what they are building

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

1 year

Sums up North American officiating and MLS in a nutshell after last night 🤷‍♂️🎪

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

1 year

@TedIsGnarly @3YearLetterman Ask the guy still sipping his breakfast through a straw because of Coach’s devastating downfield block Sophomore year about what really “hurts”..

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

6 years

Now that the match is over can someone please remove Twellman from Atlanta's rectum before he ends up lodged in there forever?

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

3 years

THATS THE ONE I WAS WAITING FOR! God bless MURICA! Land of medical bankruptcy even when you do everything right professionally, have an ACA “compliant” plan, and spend years working like a foolish sheep.

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

6 years

@MLS @Pringles That penalty call was one of the worst I've ever seen in MLS. Top 5 worst call alongside Kendall Watson's in Vancouver a few years back. VAR is an absolute joke in the hands of the imbeciles at @PROreferees

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

2 years

@jilliancyork @3YearLetterman If you spent less time staring at that 42.3% waterbed interest rate on your statement and more time doing Oklahoma drills you might understand it.

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

1 year

@Christo51104583 @3YearLetterman @elonmusk This might be pound for pound the shortest tweet ever saying someone never lettered in shit.

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

3 years

@OrlandoMagic How many to bring the Wizard back?

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

4 years

@GovRonDeSantis I know this whole “Own Da Libz” thing and giving the base some red meat to feast on seems smart but little things like this is what is turning Arizona blue along w/Virginia before it,

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

4 years

@IngrahamAngle The rise of pundit grifters like yourself have helped create a GOP that is political toxic waste in more moderate regions of the nation. The damage you and your ilk have caused will take generations to cleanse.

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

4 years

@laurenboebert @realDonaldTrump What a sad political world we live in where a congressional candidate is so desperate to latch unto Trump’s coattails that they get down on bended knees & lick his Bermuda grass covered golf shoes on a topic where his is utterly indefensible. Swing voters won’t want lapdogs 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

7 months

@3YearLetterman Lord Maple Leaf is defining irony while taking his victory lap.

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

6 years

It's ok James.. you can go @petkemike on PRO I'm sure @RuckusOrlando & @IronLionFirm will have a Go Fund Me up within hours.

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

4 years

Remember this Dwyer.. cherish him forever

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

5 years

The best part about this current run of form? We haven’t had our DP striker.. We’ve missed our best player who can make a case for being an MLS XI midfielder (Mendez).. Bench players (Powers/others) have kicked it up a notch. This club is learning how to adjust & overcome

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

4 years

@ESPNCFB @AustinSimmons3 McNair would have been a first ballot hall of fame QB in the upper echelon statistically if he had another coach besides Jeff Fisher.

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

3 years

@Thomasrobertne3 @TheRickWilson Give us just *one* example of the Republican Party making a legitimate dent against big government in the 21st century 😂

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

2 years

You know who had to feel the best after that match? Gallese Why? Because he carried them for so long now and the attack finally flew on their own in the 2nd. The man has proven to be statue worthy

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

6 years

The difference a year makes @OrlandoCitySC tweeps..👍

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

1 year

@atrupar I’d love for one of them to point out “If you (Fox News) stopped carrying the water and propping up clowns like Jim Jordan perhaps there’d be a few more adults still in the room”.

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@OrlandoCountySC

4 years

@RuinTheManbaby Plus Ally takes the 1947 Ford and does an overpowered kamikaze attack on the Cobra Kai dojo wiping out most of Daniel’s enemies.

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

3 years

@3YearLetterman I went to Outback Steakhouse and there was snow on the ground. These Austrians couldn’t last an hour in the SEC.

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@OrlandoCountySC

2 years

@KamVTV This is the worst example of Franklin denialism ever. Even for a pundit grifter this is shocking

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

2 years

@sparty8607 @3YearLetterman @johnnyj94027092 Someone financed their waterbed at 42.3% APR 🤣

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

4 years

@RepMarieNewman And just think: anyone else on the Republican Primary stage in 2016 could have done it without leaving the party in generational ruin.

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

2 years

@TPino801 @3YearLetterman

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

3 years

@nedryun Alternative Headline: D-List pundit grifter pantsed by the masses cries he actually won as he’s trying to cover his undies.

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

4 years

@realDonaldTrump This loss is all on you champ..

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

5 years

I’ll tell you what a great feeling is.. it’s knowing we have two rock solid centerbacks and a duo that play as well as any in this league when they are healthy/on their game. 5 seasons in MLS and I FINALLY start to feel comfortable when they are both out there together

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

7 months

@mikefiedle28059 @3YearLetterman @SethDillon Tell us where the waterbed salesperson touched you..

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

7 years

@ATLUTD

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

3 years

@TheTNHoller Guess the horse dewormer didn’t work after all..

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

5 years

BREAKING: @OrlandoCitySC on the verge of being sold to a British conglomerate according to @ESPNOrlando

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

7 years

One month from now we'll be loading up our cars, putting our jerseys on, & getting ready to descend upon Downtown Orlando to watch our club start a new era as we wash away the past three seasons..👍

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

1 year

Felipe is one of those players I wish we had in MLS from day one. Just the perfect guy to needle and annoy the opposition with physicality.

Stevie Orlando

@StevieOrlando

1 year

If you want to have some fun, go back and re-watch @FeliMartins8 come on & mark Mukhtar to close out the match - stayed up in his grill. Here's a taste:

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

5 years

In almost 24 hours we’re going to play the most important match of the Flavio era.. quite possibly in club history. I’m already nervous. This one could set the tone for years to come if we rise to the occasion & punch those scumbags in the mouth on our turf. We. Need. This. Win

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

7 years

Full kudos to the front office for this off-season Who would have thought Sacha Kljestan was possible? Who would've thought we'd find our South American stud? Who on God's green earth thought we could pull Meram out of the Columbus dumpster fire? I'm shocked. Astounded. Happy

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

4 years

@FelipeCar @TheAthleticSCCR “Uncle Art will buy Miggy back... won’t he? WON’T HE?!?!?!”

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

4 years

@atrupar *Stephen Miller* has posted 6 tweets

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

9 months

@bobbygroyp @3YearLetterman @UnnamedNeutral @Jeremy_MacKenzi Your grandfather couldn’t even make the varsity chess team at the Wolfsschanze..🤣

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

5 years

Free skin cancer screening should be part of Orlando Health’s sponsorship if we keep getting 3pm summer matches scheduled.

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

4 years

@kylegriffin1 Somebody is already getting things ready for 2024 and trying to claim the Trumpism Crown..

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

2 years

@RonRosenbaum1 @3YearLetterman

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

6 years

How much is it to rent a banner plane to advertise #LeitaoOut ? 🤔

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

4 years

@clubdefootmtl Didn’t even make it hard 🤣

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

7 years

Since @OrlandoCitySC traded for one USL era legend it's time to bring back another... #BringBackTheRealKingston

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Chris

@OrlandoCountySC

5 years

Let’s all say a prayer for this poor @OrlandoCitySC staffer whose account magically disappeared after @RuckusOrlando retweeted him. If that bulbous ball of incompetence Leitao fired him he deserves a GoFundMe

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