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@OptaHos

2 years

Anyway take care of your offsprings. Kangu nilipeleka ocha sasa kanaongea kikuyu kama Mwangi Kiunjuri

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@OptaHos

2 months

This is what those fake abductions were intended to do, water down genuine abductions.

Mlolwa🐬

@walowe_mlolwa

2 months

I feel like we failed Denzel. Why didn't we know about his abduction and amplify like the rest? Our voices together contributed a huge part in getting all of them back but we didn't do it for Denzel. They tortured him to death bc we didn't know! We failed you, Denzel. RIP🤍💔

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2 years

Upus haha

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4 years

@JackMa Hi Jack Ma I'm a herdsman from Africa and I'd like to donate 2 goats and 1 cow to help America in this trying time. DM for pick up logistics.

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@OptaHos

1 year

Taita deserves some serious reforestation

Doreen Majala

@doreenmajala

1 year

Greetings from home Mleghwa Taita Taveta County. Wandu wa mzinyi mwawuka mana?

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@OptaHos

3 years

Ukitaka food cheap fuata driver after stopover

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Hizi shuttle hutuleta hapa ndio tuuziwe overpriced food.

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@OptaHos

2 years

Safaricom itaachiwa BBIT experts after all devs have been poached by Google and Microsoft

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@OptaHos

2 years

Kama unajua ku arrange hii shit, kufunika na kuwasha you've suffered brethren. I could do it blindfolded

Jábuto Jábuto 🍁 🌱

@_jabuto

2 years

Nipee siku mbili pekee ntakusort.

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5 years

I know of a guy who was making 70K everyday selling Elephant milk. He used to milk 35litres in the morning and another 34 in the evening. A litre used to fetch 1k. He'd cross over to the Aberdares milk and ship his milk to the market.

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@OptaHos

4 years

Female policemen are trash and deserve those tin houses they live in

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@OptaHos

3 years

That tipster lied to y'all that this kid was a con

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@OptaHos

5 years

There are 200Million locusts that's 4Million for every locust. I identify as a locust too.

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@citizentvkenya

5 years

U.S to provide Ksh.800M funding for locust control in Kenya, Ethiopia, Somalia

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@OptaHos

6 months

Tulienda kununua gari mombasa tukasema tuingie Mtwapa tukunywe mbili baridi before Mpakistani aamke, salale wasichana wa kidigo walituhangaisha tulirudi Nairobi na Chania Genesis bila gari

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@iam_bemu001

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@OptaHos

4 years

L. Baringo has an underground inlet from Indian Ocean. Reason for rising waters.

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@OptaHos

5 years

My friend's wallet was stolen at Railways, Nairobi. He refused to ask anyone for money. He walked home from to Railways to Ngong. He took responsibility, suffered the pain, but kept his dignity intact. Don't beg people for money. You will lose their friendship and respect

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1 year

Mamen David Ngugi hakuambiwa poa na wakili... always funny 🤣

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@OptaHos

3 years

In my betting days nlikuwa naamka ngware kuwekea ligi za South America pesa inasafiri, naseti huko Japan Kashima Antlers zinaogelea by 8am. 9 pm nko Australian league by saa 10 zimeogelea nikingoja ligi ya Hong Kong apo 1pm. Nikifika Indonesian league sina kakiru ni kukasirika tu

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4 months

They used to do this for people who didn't know their DOB

ShieldMaiden

@socialmedussa

4 months

This actually interesting. My moda and my fada were both born on Jan 1st. And I happened to be Jan 21st. Or is it two 1sts? 😂🤦🏾‍♀️

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@OptaHos

2 years

On a rainy Saturday afternoon drove to Kiamaiko, bought a full goat and ate it all by myself in 3 days record time

Njeri

@NjeriMuchina2

2 years

Tell me your 2022 achievements and/or lessons.

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@OptaHos

5 years

Kenyans are dramatic about owning houses. Land is not expensive. 1000 acres in Turkana will cost you 70K use 250K to build. But y'all wanna live in Westlands ni sawa tu.

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@OptaHos

2 years

Thika road is the best maintained road in this republic ata kamabati kaki kakiguzwa kanakuwa replaced and then there's outering the orphan

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@OptaHos

2 years

Using others misfortunes to glorify how privileged you're ain't it

Mercy Masai

@Mercymasai3

2 years

At this point it had hit me that I had been soo ungrateful! Be thankful for what you have ,your life could be someone's else dream life !

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@OptaHos

5 years

Share your cyber bullying stories and how you coped. Let's deal with this monster. 😭😭😭

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@OptaHos

1 year

Ntaendea kangu ocha we recreate this pale uplands then nikarudishe huko

Dennoh Spinner

@Dennohspinner

1 year

Tumebakisha 3k na hata hatujaguza fuliza. Pure Bliss 😁😁 Memories are made of this... WRC 2023

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@OptaHos

5 years

They should give us 50M shovels we dig a grave so deep that we hand him over to Satan ourselves.

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@OptaHos

4 years

True story: 😂😂 kuna mans walikuwa wanakunywa local kwa balcony mans akaona pick up na vitu imepita akadai "kabati iyo yahana yakwa" kidogo kigogo ng'ombe na dama zikapita he was like nikii ngombe iyo yahana kameni. Continued drinking. Jioni kufika kejani hakuna any 😂

Wachira.

@Thee_mavERIC

4 years

Mimi nikapanguziwa nyumba na bibi ata siwezi ambia watu nasema ni wezi tu 😂

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@OptaHos

5 years

Miguna Miguna will never spend a single cent from his pocket on breakfast in the next 2 years. Freebies in radio and TV stations.

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@OptaHos

4 years

These houses in South B going for 15M each.

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@OptaHos

2 years

Hii upus ni funny 🤣

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@OptaHos

4 years

Lake Baringo is rising at a rate of 39 centimeter every 13hours.

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@OptaHos

5 years

I met an Tuk Tuk driver who makes Kshs. 640,000 per month but his friends are still asking him why he is driving a taxi yet he has a PHD.

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@OptaHos

1 year

Bossman muziki yako ni trash 😂😂

JuaCali

@juacaliGenge

1 year

Njugush ni boy wangu but 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 hakuna comedian hapo not funny at all!!!!

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@OptaHos

3 years

As a former large scale michiri farmer who supplied huge grocery stores in Europe i can confidently tell you that we used to lose huge produces due to traces of banned pesticides.

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@OptaHos

3 years

Yaani billionaires are blasting off to space when others are manifesting crisps.

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@OptaHos

4 years

Alafu niuze mbuloti na lands zote wakirudi wanalala Hotels like truck drivers.

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@RealGich

4 years

Men mjue watoto wenu watagrow waende majuu waite mama yao huko alafu wewe uwachwe mucatha ukichunga mbuzi. Love yourself more.

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@OptaHos

6 years

Makanga hupiga kelele dereva anaendesha gari.

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@OptaHos

5 years

Leo kwa mat from Tetu kuna mathe fulani alikosa 20 bob akatupwa nje, nkamwahi soo achukue nduthi.

Brian Mbunde ™

@Brianmbunde

5 years

Ukiwa na pesa,usiwahi itikia msee arushwe nje ya mat juu hana fare enough. Do the needful and forget.

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@OptaHos

4 years

Ghasiya...

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@OptaHos

5 years

They are called leggings, what's your stomach doing in there? 😂😂😂😂

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@OptaHos

5 years

Kuna loan App nlikuwa na deni yao wakani call ati watapigia watu wawili nlikuwa nmepeana kama referees nikawashow wapige ata tuko na wao hapa na ako loudspeaker huyo msee alikula ndimu.

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@OptaHos

5 years

What's tribe got to do with it? SMH.

Mutinda

@brianmutinda_

5 years

Kikuyu-Karen bypass 📍

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@OptaHos

6 months

Nyeri don't care the, they had strippers in jackets

Angela ✨

@ThelastMacharia

6 months

Jana nilicheka karibu nikufe 😂😂😂 Uku Nyez hawatambui ata watu wa Bellaire. waliwekewa dorime yao kwa ndoo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 My lawd

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@OptaHos

5 years

There's this one time i posted my beard and @carolinespencer told me i delete those fudhis... 😭😭 I cried for 5days my therapist also cried. She didn't recover and had to see a therapist who also cried hysterically.

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@OptaHos

2 years

Babes za waru huonyeshwa tears huko nje zikirudi kwetu zinapata keroro ilizima engine zetu.

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@OptaHos

6 years

If you were to plant a million sugarcane then sell each at 30 bob that's a cool 3Billion. Youths changamkeni.

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@OptaHos

5 years

Nugu ingine ikasema ati mwenye gari akajua ivo anauza gari pia yeye akuwe makanga.

Kamtu Ka Mbao

@kampupi

5 years

Kuna dem alikujanga huku kutuambia ati makanga wa buru humake 15k a day

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@OptaHos

5 years

i was at Naivas yesterday and there was this old lady that was in front of me and her total came out to kes 1500 but her card was declined so y’all already know what i did. God gonna bless me one day because it was a lot of groceries but i helped her put all of it back.

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@OptaHos

3 years

Mimi mtu wa trolley yeye hunibeba na mzigo wangu. Akitaka kupotea apotee na sisi wote

Mutinda

@brianmutinda_

3 years

Nairobi the rock farm

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@OptaHos

2 years

How you buy a plane from driving a bus? Huyo anatubeba ufala. Your father was Moi's right-hand man everything you've achieved, done is because you were privileged.

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@OptaHos

5 years

Mans thinks Glovo is the problem and not how the teens ordered using a legit account. Parents will blame everyone but them...

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@OptaHos

4 years

Dis you?

Philip Etale

@EtalePhilip

4 years

DP Ruto alights from his wheelbarrow...

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@OptaHos

3 years

You're not one to say watu wameparara

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@OptaHos

4 years

Tattoos stories... 😂😂😂

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@OptaHos

2 months

Alirushwa contract ya SGR hapo nfo fallout ilianza

Kigonyi Wa Nduthi 🏍

@rex_maina

2 months

He is not as clean as he wants us to perceive him, he was the mastermind behind SGR, pia yeye alikuwa anakula fiti kama broker. Pengine walikosania sharing when it changed from 55 B to 300B.

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@OptaHos

6 years

See all the graffiti on this lorry?

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@OptaHos

5 years

Benji a 45 year old man in girl's DMs promising them ice creams and lunches... Prime Mutuku

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@OptaHos

1 year

Kikuyu moms 😂😂

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@OptaHos

4 years

Ambieni Mwikali arudi TL we order for our wives. We can't allow a Twitter asshole to win.

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@OptaHos

4 years

But when kikuyu landlords do it it's an eyesore?

Myko Clelland

@DapperHistorian

4 years

Newly discovered just outside of Verona, what could be this year's biggest discovery - an almost entirely intact Roman mosaic villa floor!

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@OptaHos

5 years

Mimi huingia Twitter ya Bibi na block wenye wana mfollow. Hajawahi fika 10 ata haha

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@OptaHos

2 years

@BabaKayai Son: baba níoka na migate na o ta uría múí cia mukari iriagúo hindi ya mambúra nyitai migate to his fellow Jaydens

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@OptaHos

1 year

Msee hutoka Karen ku hype slum dwellers. Lord of poverty

Citizen TV Kenya

@citizentvkenya

1 year

"Nitupie teargas, sitarudi nyuma... nifungwe pingu, sitarudi nyuma..." - Raila Odinga breaks into song as he hypes protestors in Mukuru kwa Njenga #MaandamanoThursdays

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@OptaHos

5 years

Name five goats you are friends with.

Jamal Cartman

@doclewisville

5 years

Goats are our friends, please stop killing them

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@OptaHos

5 years

Mimi mkikuja pale Mukaro bar and lodging kunichapa you'll have to go through Ithe wa Ciku buroka wa Ngombe he once wrestled a lone buffalo, Wachira wa Mukawa cooks 3000 chapos daily and Kangethe wa Butchery it's rumored he once slaughtered an elephant alone before unifikie mimi..

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@OptaHos

2 years

@robinwannabefly @L_Shera_ Rooting for Lauri, Jay and Zen too

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@OptaHos

4 years

A thread of women with Title Deeds in their name. 😍😍😍😍

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@OptaHos

4 years

@Eryr_ Tafta punda blale ghasiya. 3K inunulie thaara mkule pamoja on the way.

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@OptaHos

6 years

Had a long day nimefika kwa nyumba najaribu kuingia bedroom kumbe nimefungua mlango ya fridge. I need a mini holiday.

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@OptaHos

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@OptaHos

5 years

Fika Archives upige somersault tatu bro.

Blaze Officiel

@B3laze

5 years

Mpesa niko na 37/-

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@OptaHos

4 years

Ghasiya!!!

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@OptaHos

4 years

Lmao vitisho za closing day. Just logout and breath some fresh air.

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@OptaHos

6 years

Our useless curriculum had us studying about Maji Maji rebellion and Kabaka Mutesa 1 of Wanga. Useless system.

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@OptaHos

5 years

Deadbeat aliskia daughter yake aliongosa Kcse akatokea teke teke na plans za kulipa campus. Kingshit. He's been planning this for the last 17 years. Respect. 🐐

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@OptaHos

4 years

Niliwaambia female policemen are Ebola bottom of the barrel trash.

Kiptindinyo

@Kiptindinyo_

4 years

Police are licensed thieves they even break into shops and steal

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@OptaHos

3 years

@Stan_Subru Me i always dress in blue pants and shirts so they think I'm a driver also

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@OptaHos

5 years

Mmepata Internet miaka kadhaa sasa mnasema hii ni toxic? 😂😂 some of us tulikuwa tunafungiwa nje usiku kama lori and we turned out just fine we still adore our parents.

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@OptaHos

2 years

Msee alishuka Kaka Travellers apo Thindigua ikiendaga kama kizangila pale Jogoo Rd

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@OptaHos

5 years

I Have been sleeping for two days now because my wife told me when I wake up I will explain to her who Wanjira is 🙆

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@OptaHos

4 years

@SfundoSfundo16 @Thee_mavERIC And you believe that nonsense? Haha

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@OptaHos

1 month

The tea auction in Mombasa was working just fine then they messed up everything. KK for you

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@OptaHos

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@OptaHos

11 months

Wameosha cucu meno...

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@OptaHos

5 years

Hi Fidee I'm working with HosOil news as correspondent can we use your image in our article?

Wambui

@Wambui_Okhalo

5 years

Kumbe hizi milango bado ziko hivi tu 😑

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@OptaHos

9 months

Ino ni fangi

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@OptaHos

2 years

@mohndirangu Me: so utakuja kuniona lini? Son: mumagari ni wa njúa igiri na njba irundagúo niucakwe

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@OptaHos

3 years

DCI Can no longer post pics of criminals on Twitter without their consents

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@OptaHos

5 years

Bruh you weigh 48kgs.

Johnie

@johnie_palmer

5 years

Hahaha mi mtu akikuja kwangu kunipiga anarudi bila meno

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@OptaHos

6 years

Uthie kamiti kuhurwo muti niundu wa twitter meeni? Urimo.

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@OptaHos

5 years

Ruaka and Thindigua are expensive for nothing. Glorified villages just coz they neighbor Runda.

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@OptaHos

5 years

SMH i know there are many tribes but you singled out kikuyus.

Droid

@droid254

5 years

Kikuyu people kama haujatoka job kaa tu you are late the queue is already long... You can try tomorrow

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@OptaHos

3 years

What bombs are they using to bring down specific buildings in Gaza without touching others. Tech is scary.

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@OptaHos

6 years

So was your coaching career.

Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪

@CiruMuriuki

6 years

Avocados are trash.

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@OptaHos

3 months

Mraiyaa ya hazards

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@OptaHos

3 years

Kasi yao ni kupayuka hatujui kule G spring iko.

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@OptaHos

2 years

Kuna watu wa IT wanajua tu ku photocopy ID both sides na ku download movies from torrents

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@OptaHos

4 years

So one more follower, I don't get the fuss.

Fetty Waf

@Wafunya

4 years

About 50 minutes ago CR7 posted on Instagram celebrating a 250 million followers milestone. He is now at 251 million.

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@OptaHos

6 years

Your nephew didn't do this, you did this you disgusting old man.

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@OptaHos

4 years

Shiro Waruinge has never understood how Twitter works. She'll still be trolled for whatever she's doing.

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