I'm the Greatest. Volcanologist, Champion ๐ | Veteran| Father and Husband. Melanin. FA WORLD CUP WINNERS๐ | SPACE ENTHUSIAST| CARIBBEAN. WEST INDIES.
I feel like we failed Denzel.
Why didn't we know about his abduction and amplify like the rest? Our voices together contributed a huge part in getting all of them back but we didn't do it for Denzel. They tortured him to death bc we didn't know! We failed you, Denzel.
RIP๐ค๐
I know of a guy who was making 70K everyday selling Elephant milk. He used to milk 35litres in the morning and another 34 in the evening. A litre used to fetch 1k. He'd cross over to the Aberdares milk and ship his milk to the market.
Tulienda kununua gari mombasa tukasema tuingie Mtwapa tukunywe mbili baridi before Mpakistani aamke, salale wasichana wa kidigo walituhangaisha tulirudi Nairobi na Chania Genesis bila gari
My friend's wallet was stolen at Railways, Nairobi. He refused to ask anyone for money. He walked home from to Railways to Ngong.
He took responsibility, suffered the pain, but kept his dignity intact.
Don't beg people for money.
You will lose their friendship and respect
In my betting days nlikuwa naamka ngware kuwekea ligi za South America pesa inasafiri, naseti huko Japan Kashima Antlers zinaogelea by 8am. 9 pm nko Australian league by saa 10 zimeogelea nikingoja ligi ya Hong Kong apo 1pm. Nikifika Indonesian league sina kakiru ni kukasirika tu
Kenyans are dramatic about owning houses. Land is not expensive. 1000 acres in Turkana will cost you 70K use 250K to build. But y'all wanna live in Westlands ni sawa tu.
True story: ๐๐ kuna mans walikuwa wanakunywa local kwa balcony mans akaona pick up na vitu imepita akadai "kabati iyo yahana yakwa" kidogo kigogo ng'ombe na dama zikapita he was like nikii ngombe iyo yahana kameni. Continued drinking. Jioni kufika kejani hakuna any ๐
As a former large scale michiri farmer who supplied huge grocery stores in Europe i can confidently tell you that we used to lose huge produces due to traces of banned pesticides.
Kuna loan App nlikuwa na deni yao wakani call ati watapigia watu wawili nlikuwa nmepeana kama referees nikawashow wapige ata tuko na wao hapa na ako loudspeaker huyo msee alikula ndimu.
Jana nilicheka karibu nikufe ๐๐๐ Uku Nyez hawatambui ata watu wa Bellaire. waliwekewa dorime yao kwa ndoo ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ My lawd
There's this one time i posted my beard and
@carolinespencer
told me i delete those fudhis... ๐ญ๐ญ I cried for 5days my therapist also cried. She didn't recover and had to see a therapist who also cried hysterically.
i was at Naivas yesterday and there was this old lady that was in front of me and her total came out to kes 1500 but her card was declined so yโall already know what i did. God gonna bless me one day because it was a lot of groceries but i helped her put all of it back.
How you buy a plane from driving a bus? Huyo anatubeba ufala. Your father was Moi's right-hand man everything you've achieved, done is because you were privileged.
He is not as clean as he wants us to perceive him, he was the mastermind behind SGR, pia yeye alikuwa anakula fiti kama broker. Pengine walikosania sharing when it changed from 55 B to 300B.
"Nitupie teargas, sitarudi nyuma... nifungwe pingu, sitarudi nyuma..." - Raila Odinga breaks into song as he hypes protestors in Mukuru kwa Njenga
#MaandamanoThursdays
Mimi mkikuja pale Mukaro bar and lodging kunichapa you'll have to go through Ithe wa Ciku buroka wa Ngombe he once wrestled a lone buffalo, Wachira wa Mukawa cooks 3000 chapos daily and Kangethe wa Butchery it's rumored he once slaughtered an elephant alone before unifikie mimi..
Deadbeat aliskia daughter yake aliongosa Kcse akatokea teke teke na plans za kulipa campus. Kingshit. He's been planning this for the last 17 years. Respect. ๐
Mmepata Internet miaka kadhaa sasa mnasema hii ni toxic? ๐๐ some of us tulikuwa tunafungiwa nje usiku kama lori and we turned out just fine we still adore our parents.