Aunty Ondi @Ondi_F Twitter profile

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

2 years

No longer what my sista???😭

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@_KutlwiM

2 years

I wanna cook for this gent but every guy I’ve cooked for in the past 24 months is no longer.

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@Ondi_F

5 years

@5ivestarchicq05 Did you find something to cry about or was he just bluffing?🧐

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@Ondi_F

5 years

@courtneylj_ Sounds like that Rose and Jack situation from titanic. So silly.🙄

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@Ondi_F

5 years

@Itu_MIM_ 🤣😂🤣 yhoooo! Surely nothings out of your range after this. You are the range.

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@Ondi_F

4 years

@ashleeybanks_ I came out of the medical centre and I had a really stiff neck, I accidentally bumped someone’s car while reversing, the car guard said, ‘byanong sistere, udizzy or?’ 😭

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@Ondi_F

2 years

@LebzaTheVillain Everyone can dance in this class?😂😭

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@Ondi_F

5 years

@Earlsimxx Why is that car cruising in the ocean?🧐

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@Ondi_F

3 years

@Sipho_Says 😂🤣😂 to be fair, he doesn’t look too happy for himself either.

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@Ondi_F

3 years

@zeestacks 🤣😂🤣I’ve seen this and the person gets paid promos to push vegan takeouts and meals etc 💔 I was thoroughly entertained 😂

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@Ondi_F

4 years

Public servants must decide on this platform if they’re going to be twelebs in their personal capacities or actually provide a proper means of communication for their various offices. You can’t be both on one account. DECIDE.

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@Ondi_F

3 months

My card declined at the till at Checkers. The guy behind me started humming and being busy on his phone. Are men absolute idiots or what?

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@Ondi_F

6 years

@thafilmaka This Buddha definitely has favorites.🙁 Congrats on your good news.💫

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@Ondi_F

3 years

@BandiswaMini2 @SpitchNzawumbi You sleep with lipstick on?!😂 sak’thandi

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@Ondi_F

4 years

@Miss__Nomer 🤣😂 her being in the year 2000 while we’ve moved to 2020 is the funniest content.

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@Ondi_F

2 years

Were you not here during the 2010 World Cup? Did you not see us handle our affairs internally and suffer later? Tell me if you experienced even a minute of darkness.

Tercia da Silva

@TerciaDaSilva

2 years

Guys, we don't even have enough electricity to cook dinner. You really think Kyalami would've been ready for 2023?

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@Ondi_F

4 years

@Mhayise OMG🤣😂🤣. This is so different.... why are Zulu men likey this?!?

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@Ondi_F

3 years

@psavannahhh It’s her having her toes did 🤌🏽

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@Ondi_F

4 years

@TheSoloWandera 😭😭😭😭😭 that lady who said we must always be embarrassed by men and find the reason out later was onto something

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

4 years

Wasting state resources and toying with the family like this should be a crime

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@Ondi_F

4 years

@BontlefeelaB If this honestly how you are. You shouldn’t be having visitors at all, the whole experience of being in your space sounds uncomfortable.

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

4 years

I hope each person gets abit of good news this week... it’s so dark and dreary, I just hope each person gets something that sparks up their week, even if just for a short period of time.✨

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@Ondi_F

4 years

@Yvette_Aloe You have to participate relentlessly in building the life you envision for yourself.

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@Ondi_F

3 years

@TheGabi I used to believe this, until I realised the incredible amount of corruption. I then realised it has less to do with the citizens playing their role and really more about the people controlling the money, keeping their hands out of the cookie jar, for basic needs like education.

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@Ondi_F

5 years

@FrenkeJoh That Live is so unreal!🤣 I cannot believe it.

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@Ondi_F

6 years

@CoruscaKhaya @sindivanzyl I saw a tweet where the clue apparently was-'Durban, all of it'- the answer was KZN. I died🤣🤣🤣 have not been able to recover from that since.

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@Ondi_F

2 years

@botlhalee @thee_adv I can’t believe babi bonke 😭

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@Ondi_F

5 years

@sluzzy_khumalo I still love this, made with condensed milk. I’ll take this over Ultra-Mel anyday

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@Ondi_F

5 years

@Anele @947BClub - this guy is that parent you were talking about this morning!🤣

Barstool Sports

@barstoolsports

5 years

This kid has a bright future after the lessons he learned today @PodfathersShow (via @jdotwade )

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@Ondi_F

4 years

@lisatozzi When did regular washing ever stop!?! When?😭

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@Ondi_F

4 years

@ZwideHY This baby dances better than me.🤣😂💔

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@Ondi_F

4 years

@Hloni_Qha 🤣😂🤣😂 why is she so unphased by her crying sister and the way she chews those sweets?!

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

3 years

This isn’t even boring.... you just suck

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@Ondi_F

3 years

@llesha_m ‘how’s u doin 2day?’😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Just give me your phone and go write or read or something.

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

7 years

@sindivanzyl @wandi_19 helped me get a job last year. He didn't even know me or know what my circumstances were at that time, I was in a really bad space. I really appreciated it, I can never thank him enough.

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@Ondi_F

3 years

You are so boring sisi. So so boring.

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

3 years

What an annoying little essay by Jub Jub and friends.🙄

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

6 years

Sundays are for love, in whatever form you know love to be; they are for that.

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@Ondi_F

2 years

@_Onezwa ‘Sundays are meant for love. Whatever you know love to be’❤️

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@Ondi_F

5 years

@Driplomatic Rather one die in the name of love hey?❤️

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

7 years

Break ups are damaging, but being with someone who treats you badly is even more damaging. It allows you to think so little of yourself, it eats away at everything that you are, your confidence. It's one of the worst feelings to endure.

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@Ondi_F

2 years

@IM_TheGreatIAm @owenpoggenpoel Dead that it’s the braais bringing people back. 🤣

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

4 years

Excuse me???!!! 😂😂😂

SixBrownChicks

@SixBrownChicks

4 years

Q6. I want to change careers from auto repairman to become a gynecologist. I’m 43, so I’m learning on my own now. Wife “caught” me examining my ex’s privates and her punches rained down on both of us. I told her I was just looking around, to study. How to fix this? #SBCCHAT

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@Ondi_F

2 years

Been at odds with God, myself and those around me in April, a lot… praying May is full of peace, discernment and a lot of kindness, forgiveness and patience… need it for 32. ❤️

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@Ondi_F

4 years

@TheNameIsAnswer @mpxmi ‘I for one used to like her and thought I’d be with her one day’- it’s the confidence with which that statement was made for me.🤣

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

10 months

I’m so confused about this thread

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

3 years

One thing about South African women, they are beautiful 😍

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@Ondi_F

3 years

@sboshmafu 😂🤣😂 the criminal records for plain yoghurt and salami sticks

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

6 years

@ThollarMlambo He should just honestly state the real reason he doesn't want to see her, cause this ain't it.💁🏽

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

6 years

@Andile__R They feed you the wet ones.😭

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

4 years

@Chant_ella 😂🤣😂 took it all the way to booking details

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

3 years

@LizoThwala 😂🤣😂 ‘thanks for supporting baby’- like the real celebrity you are now

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

8 years

Ei, 2016 showed me this one so clearly. But issoright.

Maps Maponyane

@MapsMaponyane

8 years

Reminder: Not everyone who you start with is meant to finish with you.

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@Ondi_F

2 years

@Brieyonce ‘someone who thinks they’re a city girl, but they’re actually in the surburbs’ 🤣😭❤️

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

4 years

Can we all agree to never say ‘mayivalwe le country’ guys, please, never again.😭

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@Ondi_F

5 years

@Juanita_Khumalo ‘You have to participate relentlessly in the manifestation of your life and dreams’

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

6 years

@shanesk_ Why would this person speak Xhosa to a tribe of people off the Coast of India?😐 Abelungu really need to know when to stop.

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

2 years

🕯🕯🕯 May the next 6 months be glorious

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

6 years

People change their minds. It's not the best of feelings, but we must learn, that people are allowed to change their minds.

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@Ondi_F

7 years

@_Sommy23 But... these pics are from diff days. No? 🤷🏽‍♀️

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

5 years

@AfricaFactsZone South Ah is showing off this week.❤️

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@Ondi_F

3 years

@Mshengu7164 🤣😂 so he’s saying she’s a liar but basically painting himself as someone who wanted to marry a rich girl probably for proximity to connections and he’s possibly posing as a gold digger as well!?

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

4 years

@MaxDanOfThieves @MpumiMlambo2 Once a year even... by chance

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

1 year

I don’t care how he explains it. He sucks for this.

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

2 years

@C_chaba 🤣 she needs to be more clear

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

5 years

@DrMom_Cooks DrMom- you gave birth to the same person 4 times.🥰

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

7 years

What a tough year. 💔 But I know God's about to show off in my life. Can't even dwell on the difficulty. Kuzolunga. ❤️

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

5 years

@adryantjs @courtneylj_ Taking turns?

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

2 years

@Sinister_Shikwi @_Langaman - ‘breadcrumbing’ it’s called… so basically an excuse for giving people false hope in a relationship

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

4 years

@KhuselaS 🤣Not like this sisi. The whole country is not stupid. Should have deleted and kept it moving.🤷🏽‍♀️

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

5 years

@hlengiwedongo Kunini ethenga amachocolate petuna- 😂😂😂💔❤️ uyamtshela ukuthi uyamthanda, kanti ughel ufunani?🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

1 year

Turning 33 has been pleasantly surprising. My family ❤️ My friends ❤️ Really the most special people in the world.

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

3 years

Uurgh, through and through 👌🏽

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@Khanyisa_MAD

3 years

Nene Leakes gave us content and andifuni ungatsho

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

3 years

Anyone siding with Tshepi in this situation needs to know that their opinion is wrong. Doesn’t matter your justification, you are wrong. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

3 years

@SpitchNzawumbi Is this how you’re going to decide watermark your work?!🤣😂🤣

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

3 years

😂 when you’ve earned your place as a Queen… albums and albums, but you’re just like 1 song only

MEFeater Magazine

@mefeater

3 years

#MEFDiscussions Mary J. Blige revealed that she will only be able to perform one song from her 30 year catalog at this year’s Super Bowl Half Time show. Which song should she pick? ✨

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@Ondi_F

3 years

This is the most South African thing ever.😂

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@Khanyisa_MAD

3 years

I still can’t believe our President got Covid from groove

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@Ondi_F

2 years

I want so much more and I’m going to get it.🤞🏾

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@Ondi_F

5 years

@KMalatji She must get the terminology right. If she’s speaking about moody people, she must say so. You can’t use the term bi-polar so loosely when mental illness is such a big issue and it’s still so sensitive to those living with.

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

4 years

@Ngu_Spesh I feel this babygirl, ‘the only thing that’s open is nothing’😭💔🤣 This pandemic is frustrating her. Her feelings are valid.❤️

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

5 years

@nuugettes @Earlsimxx Excuse me?!?😂

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@Ondi_F

3 years

@WayneH__ I know this. Once the glue is no longer there to keep things together, it really falls apart in a way you never imagined. It sucks.

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

5 years

365 days of showing up. Every single day, without fail. It’s time to knock it out the park now. Gods restoring.❤️🤞🏾

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

2 years

I’m usually really sad around my birthday, but this time I’m not. I’m okay with the way things are. It will get better, there is healing and restoration. Kuzolunga ❤️

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

3 years

Who would like to write this essay for me? myGhot!😭

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@Ondi_F

2 years

🤣🤣🤣 ‘it just didn’t make sense for us to leave without us bringing home a single piece of hold’

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

3 years

Ude athi imost yabantu commenting don’t even know Tashas.🤣🤣🤣 Lol, niphambene shame

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

7 years

Life is hard. Varsity wasn't even practice.

Hulisani Ravele

@HulisaniRavele

7 years

Complete this sentence... Things I wish people told me after I first graduated... #PowerLIFE

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@Ondi_F

3 years

The new year comes with a sense of renewal and hope, it’s less about resolutions and more about intention... I’m home, sleeping in my great-grandparents house, having crossed over with my family. I have not felt this content in a while. ❤️ Happy New Year All!🥳🥂

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Aunty Ondi

@Ondi_F

4 years

@MegStaDeane Excuse the what???🤣😂🤣 ma’am we cannot excuse anything

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