Jessica @OmgItsMessica Twitter profile

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Jessica

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5 years

You know what’s sad? I feel like every gamer has gone through times where they had this really awesome group of gaming friends who’d play every weekend, we’d laugh so hard we’d cry & then the game dies out & ppl drift apart & you’re left wandering & you can never go back to that.

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7 years

So my stream camera decided to glitch out lol

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7 years

Person: I don’t get gaming. Especially if you’re an adult just sitting in front of a screen for hours like that. How do you find time?? Same person: omg I just finished binge watching every season of The Office, I love this show!

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9 years

Why my child ignore me but not anime 😂😂😭😭💀💀?? #Crunchyroll

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Jessica

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8 years

I just clicked the Orlando Bloom trend. Twitter isn't for ppl trying to get right with God.

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8 years

Trump: The system is rigged Bernie: The system is rigged We laughed. Then #DNCleak ...

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Jessica

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6 years

I found this on FB, idk who made it but lmaoooo

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9 years

The entire community when another futuristic CoD is announced ...

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7 years

I could put a paint brush between my ass cheeks & paint an exact replica of this.

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7 years

Sotheby's just sold this Basquiat 1982 masterpiece for $110 million, smashing a new auction record for the US artist to cheers and applause

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7 years

Of all my time in the military, it was my greatest honor serving beside my K-9 partner, Kormi (retired now). I’m thankful to the dogs that work tirelessly to detect explosives, save lives, & help keep the military drug free everyday. #VeteransDay #BestJobEver

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7 years

I seriously hate how much of an echo chamber social media has become. It really is a self-imposed echo chamber. Have you ever just attempted to follow someone w/ opposing views just to challenge yourself? I personally do this even though I fall somewhere in the middle.

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Jessica

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8 years

Feeling good about my body so

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Jessica

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5 years

My 4 yr old: Can you fix this horse’s leg? It fell off.. Me: *grabbing the toy Minecraft horse* Uh ohhh, looks like we gotta take him to the doctor. My 4yr old: Don’t be annoying What is the return policy on children?

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5 years

Other kids: Wooooow! So cool! How pretty!! My kid:

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Jessica

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6 years

Today I turn 29 and I’m feelin’ fine 🥰 Here’s to my last year in my twenties. I can’t believe I’ve known some of y’all for almost 5 yrs now! Here’s to many more 💕🥳

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5 years

Every time it happens, I feel like I’m the last one to grow tired of it. It reminds me of how I was the last one of my friends who still enjoyed playing tag lol now look at me. I had to have a kid just so I could play again.

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6 years

I have gained the reputation of being the parent that is “good at this game” while my husband is consistently asked to give up the controller so “mama can beat it for us”. I’ve worked my entire life for this to be my purpose. I am the alpha gamer in this household.

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7 years

Logan Paul may actually be the worst person on earth. The vid of him finding a dead person in Aokigahara is beyond disrespectful (even if it’s fake). To go to a place where so many ppl have taken their lives & act like it’s a joke is actually disgusting.

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Jessica

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6 years

Teach your kids to deal with rejection and failure. Stop raising entitled little pussies.

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Jessica

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8 years

Hillary's 30,000 email thingy has been put to rest. Come off it already! Oh they found 15,000 more? Media:

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Jessica

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5 years

@Breaking911 Meanwhile the moon is over there orbiting obliviously like:

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Jessica

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7 years

Found this little gem from my deployment in Jordan 😅 We were super serious base defenders, no one got past this checkpoint. NOT ON MY WATCH!

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Jessica

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7 years

So, I got accepted into university today! It may not be a big deal to a lot of people but I am so happy & proud!

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Jessica

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8 years

☺️ I'm a Barbie girl ...

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Jessica

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5 years

I'm just... 😬

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Jessica

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8 years

The new set up! Hope y'all like it 🙈

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Jessica

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5 years

I seem to have struck the feels with you all.

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Jessica

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8 years

So I made this vine lol Mei POTG ...

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Jessica

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7 years

The start of the canvas 😁

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Jessica

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6 years

I bought a new outfit today & am feeling cute. I rarely post selfies but here ya go.

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Jessica

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7 years

Earth was a mistake.

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7 years

The word 'marijuana' is rooted in racism — here's why you should say 'cannabis' instead

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Jessica

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6 years

“Wow you’re pale, go outside & get a tan” 1. I 100% CAN tan but I don’t want skin cancer. Regardless of your skin tone, it’s not smart to roast in the sun or a tanning bed. 2. Being. Pale. Is. Beautiful. Too. Stop telling ppl to not be the color they were born as.

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Jessica

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5 years

Everyday my 5 yr old son tells me I’m beautiful and says he loves me (his dad has always done a great job of demonstrating how to treat his mama) but this was so sweet & my heart is soooo melted 😭

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Jessica

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7 years

On my 1st date w/ Mike he started talking about the weather. I then said, “ppl who use the weather as a talking point have unimaginative minds” .. He then informed me that he was an Environmental Geoscientist 😂 we are married now & idk why he even liked me after that disrespect

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Jessica

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6 years

I’m 28 years old. I came from nothing. My parents aren’t college educated. I joined the military out of hs because I had no money but I wanted something more than what life handed me. I’ll be the first person in my family to get a college degree this May because of that choice.

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6 years

This is the roughest picture I’ll ever post of myself lmao no makeup & messy hair but I literally couldn’t be happier we are going back to TX today!

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Jessica

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8 years

Because Bernie and his supporters were cheated badly. It was unfair from the beginning #BernieMustDisavow 👏🏻

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5 years

I got my cap and gown today! I’m not attending graduation but I’m so so so proud to try this on 👩🏻‍🎓😭

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Jessica

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5 years

"Oh no, it's acid refrux" -Titus Ya'll, my kid is a clown lol

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Jessica

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6 years

Barstool Sports is trash. Whoever recorded this is trash. Whichever loser tweeted this is trash.

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Jessica

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8 years

Hi

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Jessica

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6 years

Man was shielding his family. Dont push ppl around of ya don’t want to get shmacked 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Jessica

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4 years

Merry Christmas! It was a good day!

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Jessica

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7 years

"Think of how many ppl Logan Paul reache-" Stop "I really think his intentions were goo-" Stop "but he apologiz-" Stop There is no excuse. That was someone's family member & he had no right to do that whatsoever.

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Jessica

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8 years

Political correctness is destroying the world

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Jessica

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7 years

Retro Dragon Ball canvas is complete! Hope y'all like it! (Yes, it is for sale. Will DM pricing info) 💕

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Jessica

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4 years

Ok I’ll put it back

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Jessica

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5 years

I haven't made a gif or pic appearance in quite some time and since I'm feelin myself tonight, here 1. Ya girl has been wearing her natural color for 2 months now, surprise! 2. 29 never looked so good.

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Jessica

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7 years

No deeper love than this

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8 years

Hi

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Jessica

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8 years

Here it is! Finished! Hope y'all like it! 💕 on to the next one 🙈

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Jessica

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4 years

Did my makeup to go vote in a mask 🤡

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Jessica

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6 years

Felt purty today so here’s a selfie 🍁

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Jessica

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6 years

HUGE NEWS! I’m building my first home 😭💕🙏🏻 I can’t believe how good the Lord has been to us in 2019! - Mike got an awesome job - I’m graduating college in 30 days - We moved back to the greatest place on earth (Texas 😎) - I’m building the prettiest house I could ever wish for!

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6 years

WE GOT THE JOB!!!! WE GOT THE JOB!! PRAISE GOD YALL THIS IS SO HUGE FOR MY FAMILY! I’m literally in shock. WE ARE MOVING TO VIRGINIA!

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6 years

I really hope we get this job. 🙏🏻

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Jessica

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5 years

I finally got around to taking some nice grad pictures ☺️☺️☺️

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Jessica

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8 years

How I get my son to stop throwing a tantrum 😂😭😭

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Jessica

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8 years

Studio Ghibli scenery in case you're having a bad day 💕

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Jessica

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6 years

Oh. Bought a new phone today so here’s my first selfie.

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Jessica

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7 years

I haven't taken a selfie in like 2 months so hello 💋

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Jessica

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8 years

When you've always been about that life ... #OnePiece ✌🏻

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Jessica

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5 years

So, I've been quiet about this but tomorrow I have an MRI to rule out Multiple Sclerosis. I don't think I have it but my neurologist is concerned I may due to specific symptoms over the years. If you could send prayers or happy thoughts, that'd be nice cause I'm nervous lol

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Jessica

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6 years

My 4yr old walks up to me while I’m eating a bowl of mac n cheese Him: Are you trying to win against all the other girls? Me: *extremely confused* Win against them in what? Him: Who can eat the most food... Did... did my child just call me a fat ass in the nicest way? Lol

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Jessica

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9 years

And remember, streamers are people too.

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Jessica

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5 years

*any less of a pedophile

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Jessica

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7 years

Pink

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Jessica

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5 years

I’m not wasting my selfies so here they are from my birthday. (My 30th birthday, shhhhh 🤫)

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Jessica

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7 years

Finally finished Howl's Moving Castle! I hope you all like it!🎈

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Jessica

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6 years

My baby’s birthday is tomorrow 😭 I’m so emotional today because I just can’t believe how fast time has gone by. I remember being 12 weeks pregnant & announcing it on my Twitch stream. You guys have watched him grow & now he’s turning 4 years old!

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Jessica

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7 years

Progress pic! Thanks for the awesome stream y'all! Have an awesome night!

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Jessica

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5 years

lmao He put a barf flavored jelly bean in his mouth 😂😭

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Jessica

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7 years

Who remembers these? Here’s one of the 2 I still have 😎

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Jessica

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7 years

Behold

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Jessica

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8 years

#confessionsofanintrovert At church: Please greet the person next to you & tell them good morning! Me:

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Jessica

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6 years

@Slasher I had to stop watching. I cannot imagine how someone can do this, let alone in front a child. Hurts my heart.

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Jessica

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5 years

*Belgian Malinois Aka my favorite dog and previous military K-9 partner. I saw him rip a hole through my supervisor's bite-suit and couldn't be more proud haha They will work harder than any breed for your approval and reward. Top police dogs!

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I’d fight a pit bull butt naked before i fight a German Shepherd.

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Jessica

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5 years

Okay, one of the few pictures I have of myself at age 20 because I spent 7 months of it in the Middle East lol but that’s me vs now... what a glow up lol

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Jessica

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5 years

I posted last night but decided to delete and wait til all of you nerds were awake for me to announce... IM OFFICIALLY DONE WITH COLLEGE! 3 1/2 years of balancing motherhood and school is finally over. 3/10 would not recommend.

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Jessica

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6 years

Me versus my psychology professors and all of my psychology major classmates after I say video games do not cause violent behaviors.

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Jessica

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8 years

#NationalDogDay Shout out to my old partner 💕

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@DegenRolf 🫢

Jessica

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8 years

If a girl-friend ever tells me my hair would look great w/ a pixie cut she's not to be trusted. Bish trying to sabotage me.

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Jessica

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7 years

Well... Our pictures with Santa turned out ...great 😂

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Jessica

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6 years

As an American, this is hands down the most Australian thing I’ve ever seen.

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Watch the moment a paraglider makes a safe landing only to then be attacked by a kangaroo. Straya!

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Jessica

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8 years

Omw to slay some military girls at this baby shower 😎

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5 years

#NewProfilePic

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Jessica

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6 years

If you don’t have at least 5 different copies of Skyrim, are you even a gamer??? 😤👏🏻👏🏻

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Jessica

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5 years

My 5yr old son tried to sneak candy out of the stocking & when I caught him I told him I had "eyes in the back of my head" He said "really?" I said "ya, actually I have eyes everywhere" And he said after a long & troubled pause "Do you have eyes on your butthole too???" 😐

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Jessica

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8 years

@jmpalmieri that's funny since @wikileaks have never been proved false... Try again.

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Jessica

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6 years

Pale skin, red lips... Lookin’ like a candy cane 🥰

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Jessica

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5 years

Here is a sneak peak of the final product of our house! 😍💕 I’m so in-love!!

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Jessica

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6 years

Following and unfollowing me again and again is not going to make me follow you back. It’s annoying. It makes me never want to follow you regardless of future interactions.

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Jessica

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7 years

I finally finished it! I hope you guys like it 💕🍃🌿

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Jessica

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8 years

Here's what happens when you blow dry curly hair. I am Hermione.

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Jessica

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4 years

You ever just like... idk.. dislike your own relatives? Lol

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Jessica

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5 years

@Froste Kid has a full gaming setup w/ racing chair and a rated M game she bought AND I know he didn’t pay for that surround-sound system either lol her lack of self awareness is astounding

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When you want candy but you also have social anxiety 😅