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olivia clare

@olivia

7 years

one of many catalysts... my who to follow recs are 1. a dude who invited me to a clothing-optional retreat as a first date 2. a dude from HS i have a weird history with 3. a dude from tinder who ghosted me after two dates then introduced himself to me when we “met” months later

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@olivia

12 years

i'm just going to leave this right here: http://t.co/yC3GcDUP

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@olivia

7 years

@chanian @_MealsOnWheels

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olivia clare

@olivia

10 years

aaand it's official!! http://t.co/2YqARp9cEA

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olivia clare

@olivia

8 years

my starbucks name

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olivia clare

@olivia

3 years

sure covid vaccines are cool but what about ALZHEIMER'S VACCINES

Brigham and Women's to Begin Clinical Trial for Nasal Alzheimer's Vaccine

Brigham and Women’s Hospital is launching the first human clinical trial for a nasal vaccine for Alzheimer’s disease.

www.nbcboston.com

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@olivia

12 years

Poopin'

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olivia clare

@olivia

9 years

my flight just got canceled for the third time and they brought in a guy to play the piano and this is basically the titanic

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olivia clare

@olivia

11 years

i hereby declare the first official @twitter alumni event a smashing success. ex-tweeps, DM me if you want in on future fun!!

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

when @couch texts you to tell you to come to your door... he'll be singing christmas carols. http://t.co/kUkaHkvp

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olivia clare

@olivia

8 years

life goal

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

reach every san francisco hipster on the planet.

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

FAV AND RT ALL THE TWEETS

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olivia clare

@olivia

10 years

. @upworthy wrong olivia... i thought you were better at social media than this!

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olivia clare

@olivia

10 years

my favs #celebrate http://t.co/kZlv4PFxRX

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olivia clare

@olivia

8 years

a watched uber never drives in the right direction

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olivia clare

@olivia

10 years

@couch do you work

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olivia clare

@olivia

8 years

this dog is named biscuit and he came to my office today!!!!

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olivia clare

@olivia

11 years

sf in a nutshell: just passed a dude in a prius smoking a blunt, a burning man bus and someone wearing google glass all within three minutes

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

twitter timeline: all @marscuriosity landing all the time. facebook newsfeed: random posts about miscellaneous things. that is all.

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

UC Berkeley project demo night at Twitter HQ! #ucbtwitterdemos http://t.co/kFhxMRf3

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olivia clare

@olivia

13 years

august 15, 2011 shall go down in history as: the day i cracked a joke about a hadoop cluster.

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olivia clare

@olivia

9 years

there is actually a person at this wedding named steve holt

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olivia clare

@olivia

8 years

when you drop your car keys in a storm drain and incredible strangers help you get them out 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

probably gonna name my firstborn child FLOTUS. FLOTUS watkins. has a nice ring to it

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

i'm just going to leave this right here, squirrel edition: http://t.co/iV8Cob1m

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olivia clare

@olivia

13 years

aaand the internet has been won: http://t.co/51EAK1Iw

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

@bcherry you & @dsa need to raise some funding so you can both stop sharing that one dropbox shirt to wear when you go out

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

mistakenly mentioned in a tweet by hugh hefner. the perils of having your first name as your twitter handle - mentions timeline going crazy!

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

very proud to have been a part of making this all happen: Twitter Bets On Girls Who Code http://t.co/jXDsOYKS

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olivia clare

@olivia

9 years

@kelliotttt $37.81 gets you two tacos plus delivery with surge pricing

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

celebrating a fantastically successful fundraiser for @girlswhocode with @pandemona , @kristentitus & @reshmasaujani #gwctwitter

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

my only non-favorite thing about backpacking is how tan you think you got until you shower and realize IT'S JUST DIRT

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olivia clare

@olivia

11 years

dudes wearing nice shoes and nice suits carrying really ugly backpacks make me irrationally angry

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

wisdom from @couch : "more than any other alcohol, an investment in good tequila is an investment in tomorrow"

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olivia clare

@olivia

10 years

front-end engineers AND back-end engineers the redux, @quizlet edition http://t.co/IJZyvtcdcn

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olivia clare

@olivia

7 years

me looking at pete souza photos of obama

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olivia clare

@olivia

8 years

san francisco's $8 toast ain't got nothin' on the $15 oatmeal i just encountered in williamsburg 😱😱😱

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olivia clare

@olivia

7 years

young ant traps

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

my friend @sarahcarter on the @etsy holiday store in brooklyn. cc/ @cap @avibryant http://t.co/nD01Exr3

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olivia clare

@olivia

8 years

HAPPY FRIDAY

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

quora, killing it as always: http://t.co/D8nJ3PQd

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olivia clare

@olivia

9 years

current status http://t.co/29gsCcOUcb

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olivia clare

@olivia

11 years

just saw the most awesome human ever: 9-year-old strutting down mission drinking coffee and wearing a "swag don't come cheap" t-shirt

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olivia clare

@olivia

7 years

30 ain't so bad

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olivia clare

@olivia

11 years

the guy at this bar wearing google glass is also wearing a t-shirt that says "like a boss"

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olivia clare

@olivia

13 years

just spoke in front of like 400 people all of whom are smarter than me. #holyshit #teatime

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olivia clare

@olivia

11 years

battledecks, @finkel edition. http://t.co/KhyOyug2xK

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

best @uber_sf driver ever: "i have NPR on, hope that's okay. or would you prefer something else?"

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olivia clare

@olivia

10 years

for $10, the bronx zoo will name a cockroach after your ex (!!!?$&!!) http://t.co/aOW2la4WbX

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

you guys. twitter is broken, there's poop in all of the escalators and it's taken me FOUR HOURS to do laundry. this DAY.

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olivia clare

@olivia

11 years

request DENIED http://t.co/EC0NDFtgIy

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

dear @seinfeldtoday , please don't flame out after one day of truly amazing tweets. love, olivia. #paceyoself

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

it's a hard life for @fat http://t.co/BnVc0250

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

i still think it's supercute when people in california wear hats, gloves and scarves whenever it's below 58 degrees.

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olivia clare

@olivia

9 years

a giant cricket just emerged from the sandwich i was eating how's everyone else's day going

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

dear everyone, men are fiancés; women are fiancées. aaand now i'm done being elitist and flaunting my intermediate college french course.

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

flight from SF to NYC in a nutshell: the woman sitting next to me offered me pot candy and valium.

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

guy in "google docs rocks" shirt at this bar: sigh. that is all.

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olivia clare

@olivia

10 years

mtv true life my boyfriend's out of town and i'm eating peanut butter toast and drinking beer in bed

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olivia clare

@olivia

8 years

drinks on me!!!! 💰💰💰

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olivia clare

@olivia

8 years

my week in emojis... 😬💁🏼👿🍾☕️🙏🏻

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

...and you shall know the at&t employee in the elevator by their wheelie backpack

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olivia clare

@olivia

11 years

ummm welp @jrw just won vine forever, sorry @origiful and everyone else in the world

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

free band name: monorail pistachio

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

i still think it's pretty cool when i see someone on the bus pull out their phone and open the twitter app.

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

this photo was taken at my office. @ Twitter, Inc. http://t.co/Ls3GHYin

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olivia clare

@olivia

9 years

hosting a fun, super-smart group of stanford summer institute students @quizlet today cc/ @adam_messinger http://t.co/4xZrw1m4oR

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olivia clare

@olivia

5 years

i am “super-excited my office added wheat thins to the snack rotation” years old

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

delayed until 4:30, possibly later. fuck this, i'm getting a cheeseburger; or, the future title of my autobiography.

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

oh god a bunch of people are tweeting the entirety of twelfth night. my @reply timeline is going NUTS. bahhhh humbug

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olivia clare

@olivia

11 years

biked ~30 miles through sonoma wine tasting in 75 degree weather capped off with dinner at girl & the fig. california, you're alright.

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olivia clare

@olivia

6 years

@isaach honestly what is retirement for if not this

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

#1 typo from the past two weeks: grils who code. first we get the women into tech, then the grills. i can feel it.

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olivia clare

@olivia

10 years

moving to bolinas, never coming back, bye http://t.co/s20198TQkw

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

hipster bootstrap birthday album cover #purpsicle @ Twitter, Inc. http://t.co/PcFaWPTu

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olivia clare

@olivia

10 years

hey @xc , @couch thought you'd get a kick out of this http://t.co/gPh7O5ghoq

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olivia clare

@olivia

13 years

oh good i'm on techcrunch

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olivia clare

@olivia

10 years

best desc. of the twitter alumni slack channel so far — "this feels like a cross between therapy and the last episode of LOST" — @gingerm

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

i don't like greek yogurt. THERE I SAID IT.

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olivia clare

@olivia

14 years

want to work @twitter ? check out this BADASS video. http://youtu.be/wU6epAkC9wg

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olivia clare

@olivia

8 years

shared grocery list app is off to a bad start... #butts

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olivia clare

@olivia

10 years

SF: where one night you go to engagement drinks because you're an adult & the next a gilligan's island-themed party because you're not.

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olivia clare

@olivia

14 years

guy on bart reading the economist. turns page, sees article about facebook's $50 billion valuation, shakes his head and puts magazine away.

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olivia clare

@olivia

10 years

found a really good dog today http://t.co/iuOSeQQtlY

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

starting monday, two of the three haider sisters will work at twitter. i'm not sure the world is ready, but i'm excited to see what happens.

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olivia clare

@olivia

13 years

good old narrative burritos.

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olivia clare

@olivia

8 years

on top of everything else i just found a poppy seed between my front teeth that had been there ALL DAY

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olivia clare

@olivia

11 years

crossed one off the ol' bucket list today: star in a youtube video with ONE MILLION VIEWS!! http://t.co/X3HC0QQHvh cc/ @origiful @briggles

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olivia clare

@olivia

13 years

here's a question: at what age should you stop wearing sweatpants with stuff written on the butt? asking for everyone on 4th st. right now

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

this airport bar in hartford is apparently the SPOT. just witnessed grown men order shots of goldschlager and chardonnay with a side of ice.

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olivia clare

@olivia

7 years

taking a week (maybe more) off twitter. before i go, here’s a tiny warthog in a puddle

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

teaching @pandemona the ways of my world, aka wearing flat shoes and taking muni. i'm so proud.

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

for @pandemona , because she's the best #keylimepie @ Twitter, Inc. http://t.co/WX31Cbr9

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

whoever designed the SF bus system to have all lines stop every block is a terrible, terrible, terrible person. muni RAAAGE o'clock

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olivia clare

@olivia

8 years

on the morning of day three of whole30 i have one thing to say, which is that almond milk is bullshit

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

people riding tandem bikes alone make me inexplicably sad. and curious! why are you alone? is it difficult solo?? is that your only bike??

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olivia clare

@olivia

10 years

just heard someone describe himself as "not much of a cheese guy" WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM DUDE

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olivia clare

@olivia

9 years

berkeley resident unaccompanied in the marina please send help

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olivia clare

@olivia

12 years

OH, my dad: maybe we can give these sweet potato peels to liv to take back to san francisco to compost!

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