Everyone has that one food that they don't like. And the fact that you don't like it, tends to offend some people.
Mine is the testicle of Satan, also known as, the tomato.
What is yours?
My favorite type of humor is when I say something really fucked up with a straight face and walk away while the person goes from confused to mortified.
Y'all act like if a bunch of us got together it would be a wild orgy or something instead of a bunch of antisocial people with anxiety and depression sitting in a room on their phones.
Kids pick on my little brother not knowing I'm crazy enough to find out who their moms are, fuck them silly, marry them, and make the list of chores a lot longer.
I don't understand why people are asking if I'm a "bot" lately.
Like if I was going to have a fake profile, I'd have chosen someone who was in way better shape and could possibly get a tan.
Received some DMs from people telling me I was wrong for this, so wanted to clear up some things.
1) This was a stranger.
2) That was her first message to me.
3) I covered up the picture.
4) Was a perfectly normal looking vagina.
5) I give zero shits what you think.
My dog heard someone open a bag of chips on the TV and came into the room thinking it was me. Now his dumbass is playing with a ball pretending like that's what he wanted the whole time.