Eating beans and plantain at work and my colleague screamed 'what the freaking hell is that'. Meanwhile see the rubbish she's eating. If I tell am my mind now she go dey scream mental health.
Port Harcourt People, there's this tall fine boy, you wore a face mask, we met at pleasure park & you were calming me down when..... (make we leave that part) you wore a blue Tshirt and a black short.
I want to follow you home dear.
I once visited this guy, we gisted, laughed & then he offered me cornflakes, as I drink am finish I poured water inside d plate, stirred & drank it, omor, d look on his face eh, he now told me that I can go with the plate. Till I left his house with d plate I never said a word😭
Something fishy is happenin in PH, they did not give d ad-hoc staff d login details to upload the result, So this is me uploading d original results here, cos I no understand.
1. Senate (LP-19, PDP-7, APC-2)
2. Presidential (LP-27, PDP-1, APC-0)
3. HoR (LP-19, APC-2, PDP -8)
Wike banned
#EndSARS
protest from Happening, Police was everywhere yet we protested with zero police brutality nor harrassment in the name of 'you're disobeying the Governor', we did our procession walk, Army & Civil Defense escorted us, what exactly is Sanwolu doing?
If my mother was alive now, I would have gotten her a car, not because it is her birthday or mothers day, but just to thank her for stopping my father from becoming a Police man
I dated an Anambra guy for 2yrs, we visited his parents, time to marry his mum said it has 2 be an Anambra girl, she brought wife for him from d village, marriage ended 5yrs later with 2 kids, they called me, I said no, unku never spoke to his mum again nor attended her burial.
You're a very lazy man, cos I am sure there are lots of police stations where you are not known, why not dresss up and pay them a visit to investigate this matter. All you do is come here every day and blow big fat lies. Cho cho cho.
If you want to get rid of bad eggs, you know
Lodging of complaints at the Police station is free. If they they demand money to lodge a complaint, ask for the DPO or DCP. Dont pay for lodging a complaint as our stations. Evsn checking suspects in the cell is free. There is nothing like detol, soap, or sanitary items money.
On a Saturday morning I was driving 110 on Aba Road, coming from Obigbo, I saw a pothole late so I tried to dodge it, I lost control of the steering & brake no gree work again, I had no seatbelt on, in front the road was clear, no human, but a trailer was parked beside the road
Abeg people way get drone make una help us na, they definitely won't see that coming, we have to record everything so the world can see. Just sit somewhere and do your thing
#EndSarsNow
We nicknamed my mum 'Joseph the dreamer' cos as she dey dream its happening, 80% accurate, I took after her, I just don't dream again cos I need to be 'pure' for it to happen, but fornication no go gree me.
There are people with gifts, accept that life is beyond your reality
I was kissing one guy like that & suddenly he stopped & said 'are you sure you want this', I was like, yes na, why would you even asked, he said he wanted to be sure. Omor, that break in transmission just killed everything, we no do again. Life don dey dey difficult.
I run errands for my Pastor most times, so he called & said I should help take a woman (church member) to the airport with her car & take the car back to her house, I said okay. We got to Agip junction, there are about 3 banks there & there was traffic, this woman now said 'see
'Veteran Nollywood Actor Clem Ohaneze in tears as Prophet Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin gifts him the sum of Eight Million Naira for his surgery'.
Is it that these people don't help themselves?
What exactly is the use of that their AGN (Actors Guild of Nigeria)
Mine was a sweet man tho, we went out once & I ordered for stout, he begged me to take maltina or fayrouz that his member(s) might see us, that when we get home I can take stout. I knew I wasn't good at pretending, so I ended things with him.
& members were always at his house
I was once engaged to a pastor too.
I just knew I'd be suffering at home and smiling at church.
Somebody that gives me attitude for one week when he's angry. Somebody that said he can't apologize when he's angry cause he's my head and leader.
Way bricklayer put akara inside fold. I sat on the ground looking at the car, pondering as to how it happened, people told me sorry, that the car will only cause me money & I should be grateful for life, me that was trying to understand what happened. Leave am, there is GOD.
"You hide behind your keypads & talk shit about Gov Wike & his Genuine Effort to safe guard d state.
Last night when U were busy sleeping & snoring d Gov was still working tirelessly trying to protect me & U and in the process 14 Hausa Fulanis were Caught hiding among
The speed at which DSS arrested that guy that used a recycled sim used by Buhari's daughter is the same speed we want them to use and arrest these devilish officers, but why no one has been arrested is quite shocking.
#EndSARS
Let me point some few things out:
1.
You admired him from afar & hoping you'll both have some casual relationship since you both followed each other on twitter & have banter few times.
(e go pain me too, but I for move on)
2.
You said his deamenor was a bit stern cos obviously
The way PO is visiting people in Diaspora eh, I never see this pattern before, it should tell you that he holds them in high esteem, I mean you can tell that when he's president he won't tolerate any maltreatment of Nigerians in Diaspora. Baba go fly 2secs to go carry him pikins
God, Wike o 😂 😂, see how he subbed Tambuwal and Atiku 😂 😂
E say na 'They would have told one club to announce that they are pulling out'
Cc:
@PHCJagaban
Wike: "Therefore, all proposed protests under
#EndSARS
Campaign are hereby prohibited"
Port Harcourt People, we are going with a new hastag
#ReformPolice
or we are joining other States for the Peaceful Nationwide March
Yay or Nay?
Rt Pls, so others can see it.
Wike dey ment
at her through the rear mirror cause she sat at the owners seat, I've had it, she should look for someone else. My pastor is calling me but I won't pick, before dem go say I don insult man of God, all of them should just getat.
@realmissdike
Life is beyond your reality, learn to accept it.
It doesn't end around you neither is it centered around you, your sisters m, aunties and friends. You've not been with up to 50 women, but see you judging millions of women.
"Those of you putting up fake juju shrines along the road we are constructing to get compensation from the govt, let me tell you, shishi you won't get, it will not work. Tell your juju to come and see me".
~Governor Wike.
I volunteered at INEC today, we have so many challenges, but I thank God
@urchilla01
came through for us, hoping tomorrow will be better. Pls for your information update, lost or damaged PVC, PVC transfer, come to INEC office at Eliozu, we got you.
I pay 3k tro and fro to INEC office to help with voters registration just to make sure I don't eat cassava. Make una no allow my effort go in vain, vote Peter Obi.
@Letter_to_Jack
I think 3 things are involve here:
1. Its either the men feel it is the duty of the wife to handle sch runs cos she knows better or
2. They do not care about such things or
3. Country hard, them dey busy.
Yesterday made it 4months we laid the foundation for Black Iris Suites & Apartments
@blackirissuite
. Here I am thanking God, see what we've achieved, zero accidents, it can only be God.
We're opening soon, how soon, this month💃
Other countries if a person goes missing you go to the police to report, in Nigeria if a person goes missing you go to the police to check.
I hate this place.
how these ones que up you'll think its better money they want to collect, meanwhile its just one one thousand they want to withdraw', I've sha parked the car by the road there & left. Since I carried her she has been talking rubbish, mocking most people & laughing, I will look at
Shola went from 8k followers to 15k followers, our men are gone 😂
Be careful who you ask for urgent 2k make sure he's not an Alpha Male else you'll be disgraced 😫
@AScully789
Its was more like an investment, they were expecting huge ROI.
Majority of the tweets shows that they thought he was rich, so they were like 'let me do this, he might do that for me later'.
Make una no vex.
Interviewer: You say that when a woman gives birth in your facilities she gets 500
Useless Ikpeazu: yes, N500 & a backpack
Interviewer: whats the N500 for?
Useless Ikpeazu: you're asking a poor woman what she'll do with N500
Ikpeazu is useless, you can't tell me otherwise.
This story is for you to know how evil people are, before your wedding kindly make sure you put 'NO GIFTS' on your wedding card, it should be converted to cash & sent to your account.
This couple are my friends, the woman has not been able to give birth, countless miscarriages,