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@OkekeLinda15

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A Chef. A physiotherapist. An Entrepreneur. A PROUD AGBAFIAN. MANCHESTER UNITED DIE HARD FAN.

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@OkekeLinda15
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9 months
IT IS MY YEAR… GOD HAS JUST STARTED WITH ME… I WILL BECOME A BILLIONAIRE THIS YEAR…I WILL BE ANNOUNCED GLOBALLY….CHUKWU EKELE🙌🙌….
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@OkekeLinda15
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10 months
Please I need help. My sister has just been kidnapped in Abuja😭😭😭😭. She just sent a voice note… Please help me retweet… 😭😭😭😭.
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@OkekeLinda15
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10 months
Good morning everyone. She’s been found. Thank you sooo much for the retweets, help and calls🙏🙏🙏. Please and please, everybody should be careful. Know the kind of taxi you enter especially people in Abuja. God bless you all🙏🙏🙏.
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@OkekeLinda15
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9 months
@jon_d_doe Yes. He cheats with his pr*ck and not with his heart. As far as he doesn’t rub it on my face, that’s his business. My late mum would say “Ofu nwanyi anaghi alacha Amu nwoke”. My own is make sure I and the kids don’t lack at all. Good evening Agba.
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@OkekeLinda15
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11 months
@jon_d_doe Good evening Agba…
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@OkekeLinda15
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3 months
@OfficialDadyA2 There’s no love in Abuja.
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@OkekeLinda15
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1 year
@jon_d_doe When I talked about mothers that teaches their cheating daughters how to control their husbands diabolically, I knew what I was saying.
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@OkekeLinda15
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20 days
@jon_d_doe Even when angry you don’t have to call him by his name… That has been my rule… We are quarreling, you are still my darling… Good morning Agba sir
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@OkekeLinda15
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4 months
@MrMekzy_ After laying my late husband to death, that night when everyone left. That was when I knew that I was broken beyond repair. I wailed out my soul. I just wanted to join him down there to keep him company. Can’t even heal from that pain. I pray one day I get to heal. It’s well.
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@OkekeLinda15
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10 months
@Wizarab10 God is talking to a stranger on my behalf to meet up my rent. You said that you are the husband and provider to the widows. Come through for me dear God🙏🙏.
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@OkekeLinda15
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10 months
@jon_d_doe “God loves widows”. Dear God,you can hear Agba very loud and clear. Make a way for me, Come through for me. Wipe away my tears, my pillows are soaked with tears. You are the provider to the widows, provide for me🙏🙏. Bless my struggles and hardwork.. Amen🙏🙏.
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@OkekeLinda15
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2 months
@jon_d_doe A woman will punish you severely for forgiving for what it’s not meant to be forgiven. I am sooo sorry man. You have learnt your lessons. Count your loss and move on with life. And nothing should limit you from finding happiness. I wish you the best man. Good morning Agba sir.
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@OkekeLinda15
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1 year
@talk2veee Wish he was still alive, I would have showed him this post. It’s well.
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@OkekeLinda15
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10 months
@jon_d_doe A married woman came to the shop yesterday, she is preparing a surprise birthday package for someone very dear to her. When it was time to choose the inscriptions to be made on the different stuffs she bought, I was suggesting things like HBD my darling husband.
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@OkekeLinda15
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11 months
@jon_d_doe Agba good evening sir. In the family meeting today that was held, I quoted this and my brother in laws were astonished. They thought they were dealing with a 26yrs old girl. I proved to them that I have a father that I am learning from.
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@OkekeLinda15
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11 months
@jon_d_doe They will be like : Man: Hi Nkem, I am so so person. Your fellow Agbafian. I went through your profile and found out you lost your hubby. Sorry for your loss. Try to move on okay. Just checking up on you and your son. In my mind, I know what you are Oga. No Dey disguise.
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@OkekeLinda15
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11 months
@jon_d_doe Good afternoon dear Agba. Unrelated sir, they almost ate me raw today in a seminar oo. I talked about a cheating woman caught being a dangerous woman. Omoo come and see side talks/bants including bombastic side eyes. I made sure I passed the message very well.
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@OkekeLinda15
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1 month
@jon_d_doe People that want their husbands dead…. Agba gist dey for you tonight… Good morning Agba
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@OkekeLinda15
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3 months
My next life, I will still remain Onye Igbo…
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Dear Igbo babes, please bless us with JPEGs
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@OkekeLinda15
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3 months
@jon_d_doe I met a guy in a bus yesterday and one thing led to another. We started discussing, when I asked about his parents. He made a disgusting comment about his father and a good one for his mother. I immediately corrected him, gave him some piece of advice.
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@OkekeLinda15
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1 year
@jon_d_doe Agba you just said nothing but the truth but my woke gender will not even accept it… Another thing is that there are some men that even you as a lady will lead… The ones that don’t even know their left from their right…. Relationship/Marriage doesn’t have any formula..
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@OkekeLinda15
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3 months
@jon_d_doe Nwaribeaku Agba😍😍😍
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@OkekeLinda15
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2 months
@jon_d_doe What I am yet to understand in this life is why the good ones keep meeting the unserious ones?? I think about this a whole lot. Nne just count your loss and move on. A better man will definitely come around. Good morning dear Agba sir.
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@OkekeLinda15
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3 months
@realFejiro What he said is nothing but the truth…I am a woman too. Even you talking would not settle for such a lady. Let’s just be honest to ourselves.
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@OkekeLinda15
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2 months
@jon_d_doe A friend of mine came to me and was crying that she is pregnant, I asked her what she wants to do?. She said she was confused.. I told her plainly that both of us are confused too, since she doesn’t want to think of an abortion. She wants me to do the thinking. I just dey laugh.
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@OkekeLinda15
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10 months
@jon_d_doe One man once said that his annoyance is not that another man laid his wife but his annoyance is what they discussed about him and what they have been discussing about him.
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@OkekeLinda15
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10 months
@jon_d_doe HBD to my adorable father of my kids. Omoo she was like bia Nkem stop, this is not for that man. This is for my sweet cute boy. I was like ohh your son?? She said No. It’s for her side baby boy. Omoo I kuku weak instantly. Got sooo annoyed within me but I have to collect my money
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@OkekeLinda15
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11 months
@jon_d_doe Soooo true. Men are critical thinkers but you see we women, we think straightforward. We don’t care to know the advantages and disadvantages of our actions till we commit. God Abeg ooo🙏🙏🙏. Even if na 5% wisdom, dash me I will manage.
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@OkekeLinda15
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10 months
@talk2veee Congratulations to them. The men are always lucky but you see we women, once your husband dies. Market don close for you.
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@OkekeLinda15
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10 months
@Justice_E_P_A I will even carry Ogene and Ekwe to follow him.
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@OkekeLinda15
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2 months
@jon_d_doe Agba this one na small oooo…. They disturb me a whole lot. Once them begin dey preach that nonsense to me, I go just find one veiny dick picture send give them… E get one cartel of widows, na their work be that one ooo. Make I stop here for now. Good morning Agba
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@OkekeLinda15
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10 months
@rockloden @jon_d_doe My dearrr, I had to keep my advice to myself and collect my money. These women are becoming something else ooo. And they keep wondering why men die sooo early when they know that whatever they are doing is affecting their husbands and first son spiritually. It’s well.
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@OkekeLinda15
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1 year
@jon_d_doe And we still have the ones that will teach their daughters how to shut her husband’s mouth and control him diabolically. He won’t say anything again about the cheating and he will now become the woman in the marriage. Agba things dey happen….
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@OkekeLinda15
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1 year
It’s one(1)year already!!! The best gift my late husband gave me before he departed. You will live to see your great great grand children my son. Your father’s wish is that you become a surgeon.
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@OkekeLinda15
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1 year
Can you be more than a manager??🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
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Can I be your manager?
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@OkekeLinda15
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1 year
@jon_d_doe I will be honest to her oo to answer her No I wasn’t a virgin before I got married.. Reason I wanted to be sure that I and my partner were sexually compatible and beside virginity does not guarantee safe passage to heaven.
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@OkekeLinda15
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3 months
@jon_d_doe 2 weeks is too much. Just a day, I will explode. I detest the silent treatment. I am a vibe so you too should be one. If you are angry towards and you are scolding me, pls don’t change the sweet name you call me. Keep calling me darling while scolding me, if not WAR!!!!
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@OkekeLinda15
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10 months
Widowhood doesn’t look at physical appearance. Anyone can be a widow. 2: Death happened to hubby. 3: It feels Soo lonely, nobody to share your happy and sad moments with. People talks to you anyhow. Every woman needs a man in her life. ITS WELL.
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@OkekeLinda15
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3 months
@MarinatedTurks That is why I only add vegetables to the one to be eaten that day and store the remaining one in the freezer. Any day I wish to eat, I add vegetables to the one I want to eat.
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@OkekeLinda15
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11 months
@jon_d_doe Thank you sooo much Agba. All these single girls here are sooo lucky. I just wish……but it’s well. Good morning dear Agba…
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@OkekeLinda15
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3 months
@jon_d_doe It doesn’t even need to be awaken by your enemies sef… When you don’t perform the burial rites, it will get to a particular time that it will start disturbing everybody especially the first son.
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@OkekeLinda15
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1 year
@samueludokufre1 @jon_d_doe You see!! And my late husband’s family are now accusing me of not loving their late brother because I posted one of Agba’s teaching on my WhatsApp status about women not loving men. Till date, I am still answering query. I am tired of explaining to them.
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@OkekeLinda15
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1 year
@jon_d_doe “My father died when I was 11 and my mother remarried. There was no one for me”. Agba this sentence is my worst fear ooo. Dear young man, you can actually be in your child’s life without being intimate with the mother. You are about to walk in a dead and lonely path.
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@OkekeLinda15
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2 months
@jon_d_doe Especially when he goes to ease himself early in the morning. You go hear vuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmm…. Ghuuuuuuuuuuuuuu🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Everybody go shout “Man don enter toilet”🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@OkekeLinda15
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11 months
@jon_d_doe If I put Vaseline there and enter, you will still be a virgin. Ahhhhh!!! Emeka your mind no go touch ground. Mumu me was still thinking that I was still a virgin. Emeka no be sooo
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@OkekeLinda15
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10 months
@iamnoprey @talk2veee Understand what I meant before attacking me. I meant that widowers can easily remarry while we, the widows find it very difficult. Before you attack more, I am a widow please.
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@OkekeLinda15
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10 months
Today makes it exactly one year death snatched away my darling husband. I feel sooo empty. I feel sooo cold. It feels like a fresh wound again. Sleepless nights, midnight tears, thousands of times I use my hands to cover my mouth while crying💔💔💔.
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@OkekeLinda15
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10 months
@jon_d_doe When I read her reply, I was like for real?? You enjoyed it?? I had many questions cropping up in my head. I was like aren’t you picturing your late hubby’s face on his face?? Omooo . Maybe I am not making sense. I wish her the best but she should take her time..
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@OkekeLinda15
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3 months
@jon_d_doe @maziechidiime how far about the gist Mazi??.
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@OkekeLinda15
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10 months
@jon_d_doe Good morning Agba. Pls I need your fatherly prayer. Today makes it one year he left. I feel empty and heartbroken. Landlord greeted me with quit notice today. It is finished Agba.
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@OkekeLinda15
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3 months
@jon_d_doe That young lady is far goneeee. She is already self destructing. Her eyes will peel once this man divorces her and she finds out that what she thought was an ocean is just a mere mirage. One man once said that he can settle for a widow than a divorced woman. Her eyes will peel…
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@OkekeLinda15
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1 year
@jon_d_doe My gender cannot talk on this one because in their mind, nobody is prettier than them. Good evening Agba🙏🙏
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@OkekeLinda15
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1 year
A fine Obidient man…
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After a busy day; make I go ball!🚶🏼
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@OkekeLinda15
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10 months
@talk2veee There’s nothing to do in this case. Just know that you are alone in that marriage For your sanity, it’s better you quit the marriage because you might end up doing something that will be disastrous. All the best.
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@OkekeLinda15
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11 months
@jon_d_doe Some ladies are not ready to learn. One was even defending her boyfriend today saying that her boyfriend isn’t into yahoo plus but normal yahoo. When I heard that, the way I shouted “ Mechie onu iji eri nsi there”. I don’t even pity her a bit. She should enjoy.
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@OkekeLinda15
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11 months
@Justice_E_P_A @aobstyles She should vacate that house immediately before they kill her
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@OkekeLinda15
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2 months
@jon_d_doe This is a perfect example of how a woman should earn a man’s commitment. This particular thread is for we the women. Good morning Agba and happy Sunday to you sir.
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@OkekeLinda15
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10 months
@jon_d_doe Unrelated Agba… My cousin sister has just been kidnapped in Abuja😭😭😭😭😭
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@OkekeLinda15
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@jon_d_doe Agba talk to me directly…. Don’t go through the corners…. This one is a stray bullet but a direct one shot without missed… Sometimes I Dey even fear to fart when I am alone🙈🙈🙈
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@OkekeLinda15
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1 year
@jon_d_doe If not that marriage is over for me, I would have said let me be working on some errors on my own side, so the next man don’t get to experience red flags but regardless all the 30 points are sooo good and interesting.
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@OkekeLinda15
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@Kene_Nnewi The way I pamper my son eeehhh even though his father is no more. I try as much as possible to provide for him. I love seeing him happy. I call him Ezenwokem…
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@OkekeLinda15
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@MarinatedTurks When hubby was alive, he always made sure that I don’t open my mouth to profess any yeye love to him, because he knows that A woman is a woman…Wish it is possible to remarry but Noo, I am done with marriage. GREATEST AGBA…
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@OkekeLinda15
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3 months
@jon_d_doe It’s well. Happy Sunday and Happy Father’s Day to you Agba and all the fathers in this community. God bless you all.
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@OkekeLinda15
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30 days
AGBAFIAN I AM 💪💪💪💪
@jon_d_doe
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30 days
Everyone is an Agbafian. But few want to boldly say it. Because of pride and ego. But I don't care though. Just respect yourself. If I block you, na you lose. There is no page like this, anywhere else on social media. Good night.
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@OkekeLinda15
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2 months
@jon_d_doe By Ochanja roundabout … The honest truth is that without the Igbos, this country no go sweet at all and the funny thing again is that other tribes are sooo obsessed with the Igbos and can’t even do without the Igbos. Goodnight dear Agba.
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@OkekeLinda15
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2 months
@jon_d_doe Agba Abeg not tonight please🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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@OkekeLinda15
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3 months
@jon_d_doe Awel, hope you dey see Wetin you dey miss?? It’s well ooo
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@OkekeLinda15
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9 months
@jon_d_doe If I say I love you Agba, you go kuku tell me Love fire….For you to be great, there must be criticism from some bad eggs.
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@OkekeLinda15
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9 months
@OfficialDadyA2 Omooo I am surprised!!! Women no longer wash their man’s undies. I thankGod that I am a traditional woman. Wish hubby is still alive, man is missing a lot from me… Rest on Dr Awel…
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@OkekeLinda15
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1 year
@jon_d_doe Agba dear, one was even castigating her friends in the presence of her husband last two nights. I was just laughing in my mind because the husband doesn’t even know that his wife is the chair lady of the association. Ihe n’ eme.
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@OkekeLinda15
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11 months
@jon_d_doe Good evening Agba. I am not surprised at all. These things happens all the time around us, in different families . But people tend to call this abomination “HAVING FANTASIES”. My own is that she should leave the house before they kill her. Marriage and Family ended!!!
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@OkekeLinda15
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11 months
THE G.O.A.T…. 😍😍😍
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@OkekeLinda15
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11 months
@jon_d_doe She is very beautiful and thick. I am very happy for her…
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@OkekeLinda15
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10 months
@Calvary_Arrow I swear. I almost lost it. At a point I couldn’t breathe well. God be praised🙏
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@OkekeLinda15
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4 months
@jon_d_doe The problem is that most single guys don’t even learn at all. As a widow that I am, why will a single guy be pestering me to be in a relationship with him? I keep telling them, do not settle for me. There are lots of single ladies out there.
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@OkekeLinda15
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1 year
@jon_d_doe These young guys can be something else. They have nothing to say. Every time tell me about yourself with their konji wandering pricks.
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@OkekeLinda15
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3 months
@OfficialDadyA2 He said the absolute truth. I am a woman and I know what he said is soooo true.
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@OkekeLinda15
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10 months
@jon_d_doe Goodluck to you beautiful ladies. May men with good intentions locate you ladies🙏🙏🙏🙏
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@OkekeLinda15
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2 months
@jon_d_doe As hard as it might be for you, I would advise you let go of her and move on with your life. She isn’t the only woman in this world. Search and get one for yourself.
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@OkekeLinda15
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11 months
@jon_d_doe I think she is obsessed with you. Probably from what she might have imagined what Agba might look like…
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@OkekeLinda15
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10 months
Dear God, you see my heart. You know my heart desires. Come through for me. Put a smile on my face🙏🙏. Make me to know what it feels like to be happy once again 🙏🙏. Provide our needs especially this Xmas season. I want my son to celebrate it well. Help me God🙏🙏🙏.
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@OkekeLinda15
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3 months
@jon_d_doe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. One day my late hubby offended me, during knacking I called him Onyimm. This man just kuku stood up and left me like that ooo. Awel no be sooo naaaa.
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@OkekeLinda15
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10 months
@jon_d_doe Grind pepper and crayfish.
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@OkekeLinda15
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11 months
@jon_d_doe @BlessedGirl001 Oyaaa look. Agba they all know what they are doing. I don’t pity those girls at all. I know many women that they are very much aware that their husbands are big time ritualist but they won’t talk because of the luxurious lifestyle they live.
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@OkekeLinda15
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9 months
@BlessedGirl001 Ontop my own sleep ke?? Because I am dating my lord and personal savior, I shouldn’t sleep?? She should also tell you whenever she wants to urinate. Welldone ooo.
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@OkekeLinda15
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10 months
@talk2veee I am already feeling sick not reading from him…. I am already missing his tweets.
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@OkekeLinda15
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10 months
@JohnnieBrickz @iamnoprey @talk2veee You think so?? Men want women they can lead and not the one that will lead them.
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@OkekeLinda15
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11 months
@jon_d_doe Listen to them bro. But you should have known this from the on set. You guys tends to overlook the most important thing for another thing. As a first son of the family, you ought to have known everything regarding your family,culture and tradition.
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@OkekeLinda15
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2 months
@jon_d_doe Where is the lie?? But you see number 4…. Dem go wan use consolation shift pant…. Umunwoke!!!! Unu di egwu…
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@OkekeLinda15
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1 year
Love is not Sex and Sex is not love!!!
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@OkekeLinda15
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1 year
@jon_d_doe Agba the fact still remains that I can’t cohabit with a man that is not my husband. I want a man that has your kind of wisdom but not the one with the cohabiting stuff. In regards to what I practice, I love my privacy. Agba you know the story nahh.
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@OkekeLinda15
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10 months
@jon_d_doe I was actually waiting for this Agba🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. If he now wants to cum, he go begin with ribosantareboooo ramamamamama nyuuuuuu…..
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@OkekeLinda15
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10 months
@Wizarab10 She won’t bear your name because you didn’t pay her bride price. The child belongs to her family.
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@OkekeLinda15
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7 months
@talk2veee The funny thing is I love flaunting my partner because of the looks. Na me dey see the handsomeness. whatever una dey see, no concern me.
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@OkekeLinda15
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8 months
@jon_d_doe Love a woman unconditionally and you as a man will pay for it heavily. No man should even think of trying that.. My gender that even after giving her the whole world, she will still open her legs for one yeye man that is not even up to the standard of her man…
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@OkekeLinda15
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3 months
@jon_d_doe You’ve had your own bad experience with marriage and I am glad you’ve learnt your lessons. With time, you will get your life partner and don’t ever go for a woman that is older than you.
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@OkekeLinda15
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3 months
@ABUJAPLUG Maybe I will prepare Abacha with kpomo and fish
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