Michael Kyle @Offthesnyd Twitter profile

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

3 years

Yankee Stadium should be the one stadium with netting all the way around. Those animals can’t handle the freedom

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@FrankiesTwoLoud

3 years

Myles Straw should be suspended for 5-7 games at minimum

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Michael Kyle

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@ScoutLaroo Not sure I’ve heard a more appropriate moniker

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3 months

@girlthoughts899 I’ve never understood only liking a certain type. Hot is hot

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3 years

@ArtValley818_ Seasonal Authoritarian Disorder

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Michael Kyle

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3 years

@jsolomonReports Oh, look at GoFundme instituting the long standing American tradition of assumption of guilt

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

3 years

@greta Or we could institute congressional term limits and the issue would mostly fizzle out

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3 months

@ScoutLaroo Lort!

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Michael Kyle

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4 months

@HouCounterplot That’s when they became the Arlington Rangers in most Houstonians’ hearts. That was not the Texas thing to do

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Michael Kyle

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2 years

@ARmastrangelo Liberals want to virtue signal but when it comes time to put their money where their mouth is, there is no virtue in them. When their bluff is called, it’s woe is me and placing blame

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Michael Kyle

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1 year

@ckonefilm @GilliRoth @elonmusk @PeterHotez Same for the vaccine though. What might be harmless for you killed or caused horrible, permanent side effects for others. For many, it wasn’t worth the risk to their health or their lives.

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Michael Kyle

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3 months

@Aimee365247 OMW OMW

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

3 months

@pinkmagiclala Turns out, yeah!

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

3 years

⁦ @isabellarileyus ⁩ I’m so sorry

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

5 months

@ScoutLaroo Tshirt? Coffee mug? Ashtray? Nah, bring me back a vacation pillow or two

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

4 months

@sgwilk22 And so are we

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

1 year

@merryjaneis About to head to the dentist?

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

4 months

@girlthoughts899 Strong and feminine is a powerful combination

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

3 years

@cliftonaduncan My eyes were opened during the Kavanaugh confirmation. I’ve seen clearly since.

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

3 months

@Aimee365247 Great! You look beautiful as always. I’d like to invite you to start using y’all. It’s amazing, you’ll love it!

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Michael Kyle

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2 years

@HouCounterplot @BenOndaTop The Astros have embraced it and THRIVED. Even as Altuve has remained one of the nicest, most likable players in MLB. That’s gotta sting for those fan bases and for Manfred personally

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Michael Kyle

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3 months

@Aimee365247 I can practically hear the twang! Love it…

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

3 months

@mistrustme1 Didn’t take your birthday off? Do they the dedication currently on display?

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

5 months

@ScoutLaroo Helllll-o Ruby Tuesday

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

2 years

@Super70sSports All the operatic knowledge I have at 52 years of age came from Looney Tunes

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

4 months

@sgwilk22 That was uncalled for

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

3 months

@Aimee365247 Eh

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

4 months

@nosoup4knowles Get ready to hit that block button. I won’t eat brownies without walnuts. Thanks for letting me get that off my chest

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

2 years

@2017WSChamps @chazlong21 @Jared_Carrabis People don’t want to know and can’t comprehend that the trash can system actually hurt their offensive numbers. It’s just an easy catch phrase to attempt to reconcile in their own minds why the Astros are still so damn good

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

3 months

@IllyNOTLilly Good morning! ☀️ You as well…

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

3 months

@SarahR_82 Want me to turn down the thermostat?

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

2 years

@townhallcom @jtLOL

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

3 years

@drdavidsamadi They can’t think this is scientifically sound. I don’t even think it’s totalitarian behavior. Government folk, both parties, just can’t stand to leave something alone and admit they have no control over it.

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

8 months

@deanda_min3 Can’t You Hear Me Knocking. The opening riff 🤌

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

3 years

Segregation has been officially revived and repackaged as anti-racism

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

4 months

@ScoutLaroo Damn girl, you blessed

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

3 years

@rodryanshow

David Burge

@iowahawkblog

3 years

RIP Dusty Hill - great bassist, great Texan, great Hill

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Michael Kyle

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3 months

@FabulousButEvil Wow you look like you’re feeling something pretty great!

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

3 years

@ArtValley818_ Ya fuckin Brownshirt! ❤️

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

4 months

@deanda_min3 GM. At first glance it looks like you’re self-censoring 👀

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

3 years

@cookiehooper3 I have tickets to a concert tonight, Toadies @HardRock Houston. Figured out a couple weeks ago they have vax mandate. I’m vaccinated but will not attend because of this. Won’t sell tix either. No food or drink sales from these two tickets.

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

3 years

@BritMartinez Inflation about to raise the poverty line, entrapping even more in it’s grip

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

2 years

@HayesHolly2 That apology never should have happened. I know at the time they felt like it was necessary but watching Crane, Breggy, and Altuve “apologizing” that day was so disappointing. It didn’t help. If anything it made things worse.

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

4 months

@scarletmonroexo Good afternoon to you…

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

2 years

@Chesschick01 She’s a 10 but her self-assessment skills are horribly lacking

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

2 years

@HayesHolly2 If the Dodgers, or Yankees for that matter, had won in ‘17 the Astros’ punishment would have been far less severe. The Fiers story would have come and gone without much, if any, fanfare. It’s the most clear-cut example of scapegoating in recent memory.

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

7 months

@pinkmagiclala ISO spectacular soul titties

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

5 years

@brianmctaggart There needs to be a gag order on players too. Their personal attacks are helping to drive this hatred and desire for revenge

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

2 years

@AstrosFansUK @michaelschwab13 I would only even think about trading all those players for Shohei, no one else. Even then, probably not

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

1 year

@GayPatriot I’ll go more to the rock side of the spectrum Back In Black - AC/DC Livin On A Prayer - Bon Jovi Pour Some Sugar On Me - Def Leppard Purple Rain - Prince Wanted Dead Or Alive - Bon Jovi

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

3 months

@IllyNOTLilly * > jolly rancher or any other hard candy I can think of

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

2 years

@richardursomd Hopefully it will be clearly labeled, on store shelves and in restaurants, so we can avoid it if at all possible. Preferably these agencies will reverse this decision but we know that won’t happen

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Michael Kyle

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3 months

@LoveTherapis1 I’m one of the dads so how you doin?

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

3 months

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Michael Kyle

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1 year

@Nobunny333 @PancakesRevenge @fenderguy64 @BilltheConquer @Ur_a_Smartass_C @SPCORMAC_1 Agree with everything you said except I’m never shooting to miss a home invader

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

3 years

@redsteeze Just doing what state run media does

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

2 years

@MLBMetrics Two immaculate innings in the same game by, you guessed it, the Astros. First time ever

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

3 years

@chuckwoolery Yeah, full blown economic depression

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

4 months

@Rothmus All I need in this life is this chick and the Oilers fan with the great rack

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

2 years

@PrincessMacgee Won’t work? Worked for me!

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

2 years

@jenniestinebaug @JoeC1776 @ElieNYC Providing food, shelter, and compassion for ~24 hrs isn’t difficult. The border states, and border towns specifically are dealing with thousands EVERY DAY. I think it’s completely fair and acceptable to give open border proponents far away a glimpse of the issue.

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

11 months

@bunnnyjuice With a vengeance!

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

4 months

@Samantha_SN1 Everclear had several bangers, this one being the best. A song I have never tired of. I would have posted this 3:04 ago but ya know

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

2 years

@greta Modern American government is shady and corrupt as any in history. No transparency at any level, constant lies. The old days of the Iron Curtain, Soviet Union, and Pravda got nothing on us

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

6 months

@BenOndaTop Chemistry matters and I think losing Maldy and Uncle Mike in the same offseason with no one in place to step in to be the glue has crippled the team mentally

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

2 years

@AlanDHoch @JoeBiden This is misinformation, that’s the reason he’s not pushing hard for these things. It’s only rhetoric.

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Michael Kyle

@Offthesnyd

3 years