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a big nigga's gotta eaaat

ed | 18 | 178cm | 17.7bmi
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i hate when apps do that shit 😭 they push their ugly fat bastard agenda so hard
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vicky !!
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bmi 24 ass tweet
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3 years
noo shes about to eat lil nas
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9 months
if dream doesnt get arrested for the grooming then he better get arrested for having the audacity to make a MOANING VID
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@quatervoisc its so joever for his bowl cut ass😭
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1 year
JUST DISCOVERED MIGUEL OHARA ...
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2 months
@ch1keter the pic wasnt loading so i thought this was about the other fat pearl
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5 months
@ch1keter its s annoying because we all KNOW they don't actually think that and they just wanna seem all nice and friendly and inclusive for no reason😭
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3 years
@cvlories looking like that one guy
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1 year
wheres all those men with fetishes where they get turned on by sending people large amounts of money ?? i need me one of those freaks
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1 year
@nerdfucker69 invest in a treadmill lynn
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3 years
@dietshrimp this is gross cuz the ground is hella nasty and she could be getting hella dirt and bacteria on her which could possibly lead to serious infection 😭imagine how many people step and spit and drop stuff on that ground
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2 years
@VOXILED no it would just push out like a poop essentially
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1 year
nevermind. why is she fat. what is this walmart im so sick of the woke mob pushing fatassery onto cute thin characters
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mash
1 year
dont make fun of me yall but i wanna buy myself a monster high doll theyre cute...
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9 months
making iconic skinny characters fat needs to be a felony crime
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mary morgan
9 months
new regina george just dropped. except she’s mid and fat now. ???
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2 years
@50SCNDS i always be trying to start a "routine" but give up 3 days later its just easier to cozy up in bed and starve
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9 months
@quatervoisc "im scared" whole time he probably lives in a secure gated home 😭
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1 year
@Mentllyinsdeout as if gum doesnt have like 5 calories, maybe 10 at MOST 😭😭
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7 months
men when women dont have kids: why arent you having kids you broodmare you need to hurry up and fulfill your only purpose men when women have kids: WHY'D YOU GET PREGNANT? SHOULDA GOTTEN A CAR BITCH
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9 months
cuz women are shamed and told they "hit the wall" at a certain age and they "lose value" or whatever
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claire elise
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there has to be a scientific reasoning behind this
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1 year
@starvnel literally its just those ugly yaoi proportions in a minimal style
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1 year
"light work no reaction" i say as i clutch my heart in pain after taking 15 benadryl
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3 years
eating banna 🍌 gone wrong ://
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@dupacz_ right i didnt know recovery was an overnight process πŸ’€
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5 months
imagine doing this for other mental illnesses and disorders like "DEPRESSED PEOPLE OPEN THIS THREAD!!" and then the thread is just:
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@imnotpopbase
poppy πŸ¦‹
5 months
edtwt users open this thread! /safe
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3 years
i feel like edtwt isnt as hyped for halloween as they were in like august
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3 years
because i am hungry? and am a human being? that needs food to survive?
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1 year
streets sayin she photoshops
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3 months
u know this country is cooked when people in the replies are genuinely defending being built like a sequin covered whoopee cushion
@ch1keter
Aspen 🍰
3 months
I would never go in public looking like this
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4 months
BREAKING MY SILENCE chubby dudes arent that hot and will never be as hot as lanky wimpy little thin dudes and i will not fall for the fat people propaganda ❕❕❕❕
@NGreentail
Nifast🌺Greentail
4 months
Big fan of this shift in general consensus lately
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1 year
@HamartiaHW bmi checks out πŸ˜’
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3 years
sometimes i pick a moot to watch for the day n i just like all their tweets n i refresh the tl til their tweets come up sometimes i lurk their cc too idk
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3 years
i hate overly kind people especially when they type like this !! ^^ <3 drink water :D what are u so happy for?? u having a good day? Not on my watch
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6 months
tripping people like this so they drop all their little snacks on the ground and realize they shoulda just ate it out of a ziplock bag
@kc4tz
em 🐿️
6 months
this so absurd
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1 year
i cant stand when people "try" to "be anorexic" for like less than 24hr thats just embarrassing
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1 year
"big tit big ass" bitch ur big everything
never forget
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9 months
i usually use the word woke ironically but this is what happens when people are WOKE 😭😭 what is with changing characters races and making them fatter? STOPP
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mary morgan
9 months
janis is race swapped and they made her fat. just why
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1 year
maybe this is the worst tweet ever
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9 months
"it's progress" that aint even the actual thigh gap region
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3 years
@digitalthin who wants to be russian anyway The country is mad boring n i bet they dont got taco bell πŸ””
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4 months
u also eating everybodys poopoo and pee particles and booty bacteria. like literally genuinely theres poo particles all on your food
@VergoFN_
CYN Vergo
4 months
i fucking hate school and everything about it idk what to do i have no friends im literally eating in the bathroom rn
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eating disorders don't disappear after you turn 18 you tard
@memephobic
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You 26 on Edtwt give it up and eat a burrito auntie
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5 months
if u gotta wrap a perfectly delicious fruit in candy to be able to eat it then youre a fat fucking tub of mayonnaise
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3 years
going to sleep waking up
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@Anylxkkami they get so mad when they realize its not a cismale eboy hot edtwt 'real' man πŸ’€
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5 months
'boymoms' gotta have some typa undiscovered mental illness like 😭 twerking on your son as if hes a grown man AND posting it on social media ??
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Razz ⛧
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why is she twerking in her child??
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1 year
some fashion styles are just not for big bitches
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3 months
can everybody stop bitching i wanna know what the poison tree emoji is
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british people answering this like "oh thats just dillydoodle boogytoots wigglybop! do americans seriously call it a credit card?πŸ˜‚πŸ€£"
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quote with what you call this
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9 months
@sewerbugz you heard UHHHHGG UHHH UGHH
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2 years
hey guys someone on here MURDERED 12 PEOPLE and they're a member of the kkk... i dont want their fans to attack me though so dm me if you wanna know who it is...
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mash
3 years
nahh fr and if he was alive today Everybody would be like omgg dilf 🀀😘
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9 months
@suicicd me too, boss
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@Cobratate
Andrew Tate
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Bombing a hospital is bringing hell to earth.
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3 years
@iSTARVlNG i think what u mean is u wanna help him lose weight like.. healthily, right? or u fr mean u wanna give him an ed
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tcctwt be like I LOVE MY SNUGGLEWUGGLE BUMPKIN SO BADD I MISS HIM🫢 and then the snugglewuggle bumpkin murdered 15+ people and looks like this
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1 year
when i very first saw lucinda i gen thought she got slapped tf up bc of the way she does her makeup. like i didnt know it was makeup and i thought she got kicked by a donkey
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9 months
meanwhile ur bio still says bmi 36
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mash
7 months
community note was written by a bmi 35+
@s4ckofbon3s
π–π–šπ–‘π–Šπ–˜ β˜•οΈŽ
7 months
here’s that pizza you wanted earlier
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1 year
@boymodl like... like temperature wise?? right... cuz pee can be WARM but like you're not saying its hot as in like, like a 😩 way right
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3 months
i dont even have to open the replies i already know theres gonna be people fighting tooth and nail to discredit her
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Twitch streamer @MissMikkaa beat all the bosses in Elden Ring on the hardest difficulty with a level 1 character
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1 year
HE TIAN??
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4 months
if i had a dollar for everytime someone drew pinkie pie as a fat fuck i'd have enough dollars to buy a couple kitkats and a dr pepper
@haddockhead9
dirty toilet
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mane six 🍺🐺 #MLP
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@TheBeatOfPower its wokeism
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3 months
this what happens when tiktok tells people its ok to not brush your teeth for 3 years if ur depressed
@R0w4nn333
Rowan|Edtwt|πŸ¦–πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ
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Am I cooked chat?
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1 year
why did nobody sucker punch his stupid ass omg
people like this piss me off so bad like why are you not listening to what anyone is saying
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why does ryan gosling look like a 24 year old druggie whos been in and out of jail and keeps getting arrested on warrants because he keeps having contact with police cuz he keeps showing up at his baby mommas house even tho she has a protection order against him
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@lohanisgod
popcultureangel
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a thread of actresses who almost played iconic movie roles 1. britney spears auditioned for the notebook, blew the casting directors away. the role eventually went to rachel mcadams
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this shit tasted like patrick star diarrhea fym just like candy
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taking the pink medicine that tasted just like candy when you were sick
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why she built like marie antoinettes wedding dress
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mash
9 months
this seems like the type of shit noah schnapp would send to his gc like "LMAOOO GUYS I CANT πŸ˜‚"
@ireallyhateyou
B.M.
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Israelis just love to "blackface" Arabs
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3 months
all fun and games until you walk in there with socks on and accidentally slip and bust your ass on that shiny ass floor
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3 months
i dont have the volume on but im gonna guess she has a british accent simply because of that makeup
@polatalkss
pola
3 months
they never help themselves
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mash
1 year
idek why i keep using this app
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3 years
i have an idea for a new law. ok So all crime is legal for me only. so basically that law would allow only me to commit heinous crimes with zero repercussions. what do u guys think
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@whorescals deutsch ees nacht riel
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@ch1keter its always either that or "dont starve! you'll lose fertility and will never be able to fulfill your one true only purpose!! and men wont find you attractive!! you'll be flat with no womanly curves!!!!"
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lol proof that even covered women in gowns and their hair fully covered, still get sexualized. but "wahmen need 2 be modest if they dont want to be sexualized!😀"
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3 months
i hate these types of vids because all those things genuinely are normal and harmless but people try to group in being morbidly and unhealthily obese as if thats also normal and totally harmless 😭
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im crying at how hard people try to find something nice to say about fat people 😭 "she might be big, yes.." LMFAOOOO
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9 months
this pic sends me everytime
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mash
3 years
who Wants me to carve their name into my skin i wanna do some carving like imma pumpkin πŸŽƒ only picking one of yous If u have a lame name like "kyle" or some shit im not doin it β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή
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3 years
jean pregnant with our child after i carefully surgically revamped his reproductive system to perfectly develop and deliver a child
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mash
4 months
this is how cis males on edtwt make their introductory tweets 😭😭
@RichardStrocher
Richard Strocher 𝕏
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18. Single. Alpha Male. Wildly Successful. Passionately pro-Trump. Do you find this attractive?
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im so sick of couples nowadays. literally and figuratively sick
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9 months
im a teenager who β€’ sleeps β€’ naps β€’ snoozes β€’ slumbers
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10 months
IT HAS TWITTER????
@CPU_CWCSonichu
Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu - CPU Blue Heartβš‘οΈπŸ’™βš‘οΈ
10 months
Friendly reminder: get in your daily good dose of vitamin filled fruit. πŸŽπŸŠπŸŒπŸ“πŸ’ Apple a day keeps the doctor away. Oranges have Vitamin C for Defenses. Banana, Strawberries and Cherries are also good.
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3 years
?????
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3 years
"do we wan-" post the fucking thread already
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3 years
noo wtf They included my tweet in their little blog thing this is so πŸ™πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ
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9 months
@Unknownuse61061 an ominous burner account said so and im taking their word
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2 years
life is so bland when u dont have someone to obsess over
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6 months
what the FWUCK is thiss
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9 months
@cynvilgod fr bro i feel ill
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3 years
i hate when people interact w my fav moots. u do not like them like i do. Stop just deactivate or something theyre only allowed to talk to me
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mash
9 months
i never liked this long faced ass kombucha bitch she tries too hard to be funny and it never works
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@lighttmylove
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9 months
Ouuu this video just pissed me off so bad.
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