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Nyanasaur

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Sometimes I'm serious. Sometimes I shitpost. Which one am I at any given time?? You will never know. In a serious love-hate relationship with the Red Sox πŸΆπŸ’”

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@Nyanasaur
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7 months
They’ve forgotten about you, #66 . They've said you’re not an ace, #66 . They've said you're listed in Triple A, #66 . They've said you're not the next Pedro, #66 . They’ve called you a bust, #66 . How will you respond this year, 66?????
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For anyone who doesn't know how betting odds work, Yankees at +800 means that if you bet $100 on the Yankees winning the World Series, you lose $100
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Opening Day is just one month away πŸ†πŸ‘€ Who's winning it all in 2024?
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Literally all of MLB Twitter putting aside their differences to celebrate Angel Hernandez finally retiring
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@MLBHR Guys please, don't make any Castellanos jokes on a day like today. They are incredibly inappropriate while we remember 9/11 as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame.
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@Cubs LMAOOOOO WHAT HAPPENED?????
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Red Sox farm system rankings (according to FanGraphs) 2019 Preseason: 30th 2019 Midseason: 30th 2020 Preseason: 29th 2020 Midseason: 23rd 2021 Preseason: 18th 2021 Midseason: 9th 2022 Preseason: 9th 2022 Midseason: 9th 2023 Preseason: 5th 2023 Midseason: 3th Chaim has no plan
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A COMPLETELY RANDOM list of players that Dom Smith currently has a better OPS than this year: -Alex Verdugo -Anthony Rizzo -Anthony Volpe -Austin Wells -Gleyber Torres -Oswaldo Cabrera -Trent Grisham
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Jacob deGrom bullying kids in A-ball and the tweets the Palm Beach Cardinals sent out will never not be funny
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Who's got that one minor league baseball clip?
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@Nyanasaur
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So when are we having a conversation?
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@Nyanasaur
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@guysplse @Dream Dream stan AND a Swift stan?? God damn just pick a struggle
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@UmpScorecards This is basically a perfect game for Angel
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2025 Red Sox opening day roster: 1B: Triston Casas 2B: Trevor Story 3B: Rafael Devers SS: Marcelo Mayer LF: Jarren Duran CF: Ceddanne Rafaela RF: Alex Verdugo C1: Connor Wong C2: Kyle Teel DH: Masataka Yoshida Ace: Brayan Bello I mean who's stopping us at that point?
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The "World Series contending" Braves are currently 49-39 The "LAST PLACE AGAIN LMAOOOOO" Red Sox are currently 49-40
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@YankeeWRLD SALVY??? TOP 10???
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Which AL East closer made it to the All Star game...
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It is official, Jarren Duran is now in the 90/90/90 Savant club, along with only Bobby Witt Jr.
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Jarren Duran is 1 good offensive day from being in the 90/90/90 Savant club, a club that currently only has Bobby Witt Jr. He is one of just 3 members in the 85/85/85 Savant club, alongside BWJ and Bryce Harper
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Alex Verdugo is batting .065/.171/.065 with 0 RBI since his game 1 at Fenway, including a current 0-20 hitless streak
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Yea that checks out honestly
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Yea I'm starting a narrative
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@TalkinBaseball_ @RobBiertempfel My take on this whole situation
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Pablo Reyes: .312/.357/.416 Xander Bogaerts: .265/.340/.390
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Jarren Duran is 1 good offensive day from being in the 90/90/90 Savant club, a club that currently only has Bobby Witt Jr. He is one of just 3 members in the 85/85/85 Savant club, alongside BWJ and Bryce Harper
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-No baggage -No cheating scandals -No gambling addictions -MVP player -Big market team -Fan favorite -Unlimited aura I propose to you, MLB's new Japanese representative
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@ProjectStrider @DeversEnjoyer @Bobby_Strider AND YET he was still better than Strider in every conceivable way
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@alyssa32f @sobwen @droopylia @anything4views @dreamwastaken "Intense amount of hate"?? Dream stans sent more hate to the mod team for being RIGHT than Dream got from all of his haters combined.
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@YankeeWRLD Johan threw a 134 pitch no hitter for the Mets in 2012, threw 10 more starts in his entire career at a 8.27 ERA, and then dealt with injuries on a litany of deals that never amounted to an MLB start A shame too because he would've been (should be) in the HOF if not for it
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@Nyanasaur
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It almost doesn't feel real that this is the same guy
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These tweets are pure gold
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@Jared_Carrabis I can understand losing the ball in the lights. It sucks, it's annoying, but it's understandable when it's a little white object flying at high speeds in the lights. But he made ZERO effort to get the ball afterwards. That's inexcusable
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@Jram2TBJ It would be so funny if the Astros joined them. Imagine both team ran out on the field celebrating a postseason berth
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@CodifyBaseball I mean you have to make contact to ground into a double play, SOOOOOOOOOOOO
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WOOF
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My 2023 playoff prediction
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@Laf4MVP @Yankees This ratio counts in my book though
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Why Mark Buehrle deserves to be in the HOF: -Perfect game -No hitter -59.1 bWAR / 52.3 fWAR -Career 117 ERA+ -14 straight seasons >200 IP -One of the best fielding pitchers ever (2nd behind Greinke with 87 DRS) -59 SB allowed in his entire career (?????) Also immaculate vibes
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@TalkinYanks @MLB @Yankees @BlueJays What's that? I can't hear you while we're in 1st place
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Can YOUR rookie player go from playing shortstop all game, to playing in CF in the 9th inning and throwing out a baserunner to save the game??? YEA I DIDN'T THINK SO, BUT OURS CAN
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@UnfortunateMLB Unfortunate for the Diamondbacks because the ump had the Yankees moneyline
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@TalkinBaseball_ @BNightengale My honest reaction to this information:
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In 2023: Brayan Bello has a 151 ERA+ Kermit Cole has a 148 ERA+
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The Red Sox really traded half a year of Andrew Miller for Roman Anthony in 2014, let that sink in for a minute
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@Dilpickle1 @PokemonGoApp PoGo: *Gives a 2nd community day in January for a Pokemon that hasn't been featured in 4 years* PoGo Community: "WTF why, Niantic doesn't care about us, they've given up on the game"
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Ceddanne Rafaela has a higher OPS than Anthony Volpe this year
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@TalkinBaseball_ Are you gonna post the ball called strike to win you the game? Or do you only care about that when it goes against the Yankees?
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Alright guys sign the form
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@BronxBmbrz We need the dong bot back, so many inside jokes and memes came about from the dong bot
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@Starnap_ @guysplse @Dream I have plenty of hobbies that don't involve idolizing a pile of garbage
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@TalkinBaseball_ Abreu after he hit Garcia:
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@GonsolinRBW You're on thin ice buddy
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@BRWalkoff @TimKellySports Where is Houck + Kutter
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THE VIBES ON THIS TEAM ARE ABSOLUTELY IMMACULATE
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@PenzaminFrankln @timandfriends How are you tweeting if you're currently umping the game?? Nice try Randy Rosenberg
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@Brooks_Gate "Why are the Marlins at... ohhhhh yea"
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Well everyone, here it is... the Red Sox Twitter iceberg 5.0. With everything you could possibly ask for, this encompasses everything from the most well known of topics to the deepest, darkest pits of our community As always, if you want to know what something is, just ask
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"Best closer in baseball," "slam dunk All Star," "extend him" vs. "Old," "washed," "should probably retire at this point"
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@CodifyBaseball These will never not be funny
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Do we need to have a discussion???
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@fuckeveryword The Mets whenever deGrom is pitching
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@UnfortunateMLB Extremely common @Jomboy_ disaster tweet
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@CodifyBaseball That was a damn good throw. Man accounted for the distance, drop in elevation, and even the wind to hit a moving target. That's really impressive
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If Duvall didn't break his wrist and Sale didn't kill his shoulder, we would be in a very different spot right now See how dumb that sounds? Literally every team lost impact players, you're not special
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If Aaron Judge didn't run in the wall and Fernando Tatis Jr's butt didn't crash into Anthony Rizzo We will be in a very different spot now
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@notfoundream @Dream I think you're a bit too old for Dream
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Kutter Crawford currently leads baseball in both bWAR (1.5) and fWAR (0.9)
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2024 playoff prediction. LET. ME. COOK.
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Time zones are crazy! Australia is in 2024 USA is in 2023 Yankees fans are in 2009
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@YankeeWRLD Stanton has the most WAR in Marlins franchise history as well
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@FoolishBB Nationals?? Really?? And the ROYALS?? And you don't even put the Yankees, the EVIL EMPIRE Sadly you don't know ball, ratio + unsubscribed
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SIGN THE DAVID HAMILTON APOLOGY FORM
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@UnfortunateMLB Nah this is an L
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Everyone shut up and watch a young Rafael Devers take Aroldis Chapman deep in 30fps. This is the fastest pitch ever turned on for a home run
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@FSinOH @CodifyBaseball @hoynsie I mean it's not, but go ahead and think that
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@mlbtraderumors Bro will pitch until his UCL explodes, and then he'll probably just switch arms and continue to pitch
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@TalkinBaseball_ The problem is that if you're not willing to risk injury, there are hundreds if not thousands of pitchers that ARE. Pitchers are so easily replaced at this point
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@BNightengale Welp, sorry deGrom. Looks like you're not getting any wins now that you can't drive in your own run support
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@mambaforev3r @espn Gavin Lux is out for the season with a torn right ACL
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@jonmorosi @MLB @MLBNetwork @Royals Salvy has less career fWAR than Mike Zunino
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@would_it_dong Yea that... that might dong
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@YankeeWRLD I feel like that opens up an entire can of worms that we don't want to get into. If we recognize Galarraga's perfect game (cool), then we also have to unrecognize Philip Humber's perfect game. Or Johan's no hitter
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ALEX VERDUGO WITH A SWING AND A DRIVE, THAT BALL IS GONEEEEE AS HE HELPS EXTEND THE YANKEE'S LEAD IN EXTRA INNINGS. IT'S SAFE TO SAY THE YANKEES WON THE VERDUGO TRADE
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@YankeeWRLD THAT'S NOT NORMAL
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@BrandyW252 @MLBNetwork Ratio + Go back to your own sport bozo
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How I want the Red Sox to approach the trade deadline Rentals Duvall: Trade -> Give nod to Duran KikΓ©: Trade -> Call up Rafaela Paxton: Extend -> Trade if no deal Team Control Martin: Keep Jansen: Keep Verdugo: Keep Turner (Player option): Keep
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@BaseballQuotes1 Stanton has the most WAR in Marlins franchise history btw
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@RedSox This has been THE season of all time
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Rafaela first pitch double
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@CodifyBaseball Kid named back-to-back
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@StoolBaseball A Barstool employee making fun of the people who say the WBC doesn't matter:
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@Jomboy_ @mspdawg Why do you have a platform again? You're objectively the worst part of your own company
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