Sometimes I'm serious. Sometimes I shitpost. Which one am I at any given time?? You will never know.
In a serious love-hate relationship with the Red Sox πΆπ
Theyβve forgotten about you,
#66
.
They've said youβre not an ace,
#66
.
They've said you're listed in Triple A,
#66
.
They've said you're not the next Pedro,
#66
.
Theyβve called you a bust,
#66
.
How will you respond this year, 66?????
@MLBHR
Guys please, don't make any Castellanos jokes on a day like today. They are incredibly inappropriate while we remember 9/11 as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame.
A COMPLETELY RANDOM list of players that Dom Smith currently has a better OPS than this year:
-Alex Verdugo
-Anthony Rizzo
-Anthony Volpe
-Austin Wells
-Gleyber Torres
-Oswaldo Cabrera
-Trent Grisham
2025 Red Sox opening day roster:
1B: Triston Casas
2B: Trevor Story
3B: Rafael Devers
SS: Marcelo Mayer
LF: Jarren Duran
CF: Ceddanne Rafaela
RF: Alex Verdugo
C1: Connor Wong
C2: Kyle Teel
DH: Masataka Yoshida
Ace: Brayan Bello
I mean who's stopping us at that point?
Jarren Duran is 1 good offensive day from being in the 90/90/90 Savant club, a club that currently only has Bobby Witt Jr.
He is one of just 3 members in the 85/85/85 Savant club, alongside BWJ and Bryce Harper
Jarren Duran is 1 good offensive day from being in the 90/90/90 Savant club, a club that currently only has Bobby Witt Jr.
He is one of just 3 members in the 85/85/85 Savant club, alongside BWJ and Bryce Harper
-No baggage
-No cheating scandals
-No gambling addictions
-MVP player
-Big market team
-Fan favorite
-Unlimited aura
I propose to you, MLB's new Japanese representative
@YankeeWRLD
Johan threw a 134 pitch no hitter for the Mets in 2012, threw 10 more starts in his entire career at a 8.27 ERA, and then dealt with injuries on a litany of deals that never amounted to an MLB start
A shame too because he would've been (should be) in the HOF if not for it
@Jared_Carrabis
I can understand losing the ball in the lights. It sucks, it's annoying, but it's understandable when it's a little white object flying at high speeds in the lights. But he made ZERO effort to get the ball afterwards. That's inexcusable
Why Mark Buehrle deserves to be in the HOF:
-Perfect game
-No hitter
-59.1 bWAR / 52.3 fWAR
-Career 117 ERA+
-14 straight seasons >200 IP
-One of the best fielding pitchers ever (2nd behind Greinke with 87 DRS)
-59 SB allowed in his entire career (?????)
Also immaculate vibes
Can YOUR rookie player go from playing shortstop all game, to playing in CF in the 9th inning and throwing out a baserunner to save the game???
YEA I DIDN'T THINK SO, BUT OURS CAN
@Dilpickle1
@PokemonGoApp
PoGo: *Gives a 2nd community day in January for a Pokemon that hasn't been featured in 4 years*
PoGo Community: "WTF why, Niantic doesn't care about us, they've given up on the game"
Well everyone, here it is... the Red Sox Twitter iceberg 5.0. With everything you could possibly ask for, this encompasses everything from the most well known of topics to the deepest, darkest pits of our community
As always, if you want to know what something is, just ask
@CodifyBaseball
That was a damn good throw. Man accounted for the distance, drop in elevation, and even the wind to hit a moving target. That's really impressive
If Duvall didn't break his wrist and Sale didn't kill his shoulder, we would be in a very different spot right now
See how dumb that sounds? Literally every team lost impact players, you're not special
@TalkinBaseball_
The problem is that if you're not willing to risk injury, there are hundreds if not thousands of pitchers that ARE. Pitchers are so easily replaced at this point
@YankeeWRLD
I feel like that opens up an entire can of worms that we don't want to get into. If we recognize Galarraga's perfect game (cool), then we also have to unrecognize Philip Humber's perfect game. Or Johan's no hitter
ALEX VERDUGO WITH A SWING AND A DRIVE, THAT BALL IS GONEEEEE AS HE HELPS EXTEND THE YANKEE'S LEAD IN EXTRA INNINGS. IT'S SAFE TO SAY THE YANKEES WON THE VERDUGO TRADE