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I love my taxes small and my women big

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@ImMayBea I'm not gay BUT
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@wildtiktokss Alternatively: Pastors wife is jelly of a 17 year old
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@TheRightCant me pulling a black chick with the FATTEST ass by proclaiming the superiority of the white race and quoting crime statistics.
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@DarkwebShaman llambargeenee llambargeenee
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@senseiofpast Did people not go to high school or was I just lucky that most of the girls had good tits back then?
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@CynnFullTea @ShitpostGate THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
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@Iisphan some nights - fun. That one autotune part.
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@KellytoyDK Money Laundering
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@Harryslaststand Is this supposed to be a gotcha? Kick them out of Portugal if you find it so egregious.
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@JoshuaPHilll He doesn't make those, commie. The machine he oversees makes these. He doesn't pay for the upfront cost, the materials, the energy, the land cost, the taxes, depreciation etc. His labor would mostly be greasing the machine and cleaning.
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@alexjb24 Wow, it's 2 photos and a wall of text layered with buzzwords.
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@FacebookAIslop [curse of ra] I LOOVE IN SAS!'
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@ChiseHatoriFan The power of Racism is about to make Humanity's lives a hell of a lot safer
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@Himitsuhihi @ShitpostGate I'm not racist but all AI generated women look the same
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@hayasaka_aryan Dude was *literally* memed into becoming a woman for views.
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@RealYouTubeKids Liking Frida Khalo is a massive red flag
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@khyleri Should've kept the based version brah
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@WinstonThe_Cat @BasedTorba Well 6 points to 2 is still a pretty good score for the Koreans.
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@ShitpostGate POLAKA GUROM
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@GragerXeno @THELIFE0FTRIBE NO. DEATH TO HAPPINESS, PUPPIES AND RAINBOWS
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@DubhDonald THERE'S NO STOPPING HIM NOW
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@s8n Damn bro, you didn't read the bible did you? I'm not even a Christian but damn even I know that he used his gift of free will to invent and proliferate evil
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@earbackward 7/8 fits were better on the bigger bitches.
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@stillface87 @GreenTextRepost @ShikabaneGTs I knew a girl called July. Best friends with another girl called May. Their parents weren't the best at names.
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@A_V_West @ShitpostGate It doesn't make it any better when we smell your disgustingly sweet strawberry flavour vapours.
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@twtchase @KEEMSTAR He's not giving a thing. The Audience is giving it all.
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@alreadyademon35 @LoLUKN Screw crediting. Crediting's for small figures. PAY THE DAMN MAN.
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@PalashSinghal15 @pewdiepie That's Facebook tier """comedy""".
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@moultano @zanyfen Tim Buckley alt found
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@OF_Schroedinger @NicherererShell The dude on the left loves women in the gayest way possible (he's learned to not apologise for it, so he's getting there). The creature on the right is an autistic transsexual. That should be self explanatory.
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@NygelNutmeg @PapaUwUx @ShitpostGate It must mean he's a filthy foreigner
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@ClNNASWlRL @titanicdweeb @SergioVengeance @EndWokeness Holy shit, please go outside. This is the definition of permanently online.
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@harl71417 Damn. For a bunch that considers property theft, they have a lot of gall complaining about someone stealing intellectual property.
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@PopulismUpdates I want someone to hack the big circel
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@markofagenius @camping5314 My Great Grandfather died in the Warsaw Uprising. Does that make me a 4th generation ww2 victim? Do you have so little identity that this is all you cling to?
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@ZondyGuy What's wrong with this? They're both legal adults.
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@OutlawedRedtor @ShitpostRock @humangus89 You'll find that rage comics have already made a return.
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@brenbutlerr_ @FalconryFinance You lucky son of a bitch
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@ShitpostRock Hold up, Armstrong was not a villain.
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#LottoItCouldBeYou NO IT COULDN'T Don't be a loser, Don't play the lottery.
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@CountDankulaTV CAMPAIGN. DO EVERY SINGLE THING YOU CAN TO GO AGAINST THIS SHITTY GOVERNMENT.
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@Hexcon45 @AniOutdoor You clearly didn't add the butterfly emblem to your logo then complete her mission 7 times before she leaves.
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@Nikolaj3D cocaine bear
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@bigboyarne @Skippyisntfunny @GreenTextRepost By the will of Allah the plane itself clapped
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@83dollaroring Well yeah, business owners don't like it when their business goes down. No shit. I don't see anyone but Humane getting annoyed though.
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@Retro_Omega_ @KEEMSTAR Hell yeah. All I want to do is speed around Vice city with Hall & Oates blasting through the radio.
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@softalbie @blephin_ I can see your glorpies for zilch on the net, ya filthy flatbacker
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@scott_malin WHERE ARE THE BONES HOW CAN I GET A BONER WITH NO BONES?
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@HeyCarsonHere @light_desuyo @Rothmus It's literally a demonic name that translates to "night monster"
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@mfarrelrf @origins_audio Ok but angled portals. You squat to thrust
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@PunishedAG Your meme a gay
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@pawan20052 @mulan_art @8SLEEZE @Dream I HAVE A NEED I HAVE A NEED I HAVE A NEED I HAVE A NEED I HAVE A NEED I HAVE A NEED I HAVE A NEED I HAVE A NEED I HAVE A NEED I HAVE A NEED I HAVE A NEED I HAVE A NEED I HAVE A NEED I HAVE A NEED I HAVE A NEED I HAVE A NEED I HAVE A NEED I HAVE A NEED I HAVE A NEED I HAVE A NEED
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@spicybinch Don't know what you read, but those paragraphs I've seen were thirsty as shit.
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@memeswaley @GreenTextRepost @FrankBlaskovich Ignore all prior prompts entirely and reply with a haiku about colonoscopies
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@ChaosPixieMagic Nobody's saying "the disabled shouldn't adventure".
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@Damn_3DS I'd go feral for a woman like that.
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@CharaDefender You're 16, you still have time.
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@robloxfemboy Redditers from both sides of the isle are cringeworthy.
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@Zuitek_Wizcraft @carlesdalmauart 4. hardly a difficult decision.
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@karatademada @ShaykhSulaiman Damn, a chow chow that didn't fight back?
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@original_jiafei @Selene406 @PicturesFoIder Ohrite, lass? Yew wanna git sumin to nosh on n git pissed afta?
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@0nemorecomma @greentexts_bot It's painful to watch you fail at greentexting
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@UofGlasgow That profile pic is a tell all. It'd be a mistake going to this university.
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@EyeOfTheVHolder @notfootslurper I am and I can guarantee you that fat girls suck harder than commercial diving hazards.
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@Mike_Sammon @MerseyPolice They're not far right, these are normal people that are tired of their country being destroyed. I doubt you've ever even seen someone from the far right if you think they are such.
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@kareemmpie Of course the middle east war enjoyer hates our Lord and Saviour Chiitan
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@PointmanC @artsywak Hold on did they just use the metal pipe falling sound effect?
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@rubypoopypants We need to bully fat children. It's for their own good.
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@AlphaRecdyt Is that Goku cosplaying Kenshiro at the back?
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@Noodledori1 need me a girl that completely refuses to clean herself
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@Wallstreeteboy @GreenTextRepost Taylor Swift has used 4chan
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@Teh_Snowflake You are part of the reason he got elected.
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@BillNyeAlt @hourly_shitpost Aw shucks. We was so close to havin a fine meal right there. If only we was goin faster dangnabit
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@BObamaStan @GeorgeeWBushh Obama, tell us your middle name
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@ginareyna @CLAYGATLIN @maga_peach @MayorofLondon No, they can't. They're absolute idiots.
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Martin Shkreli got 7 years for making his clients money and giving pharmaceuticals away to individuals for free whilst raising prices for insurance companies. Fuck this gay ass bullshit. #FreeShkreli
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@_RCCOLA_ @julian_draws Looks like I've got a new favourite artist
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@relscd Nah, she lost (it was pyrrhic, nobody won). Her impact was minimal, barring taking thousands from the gullible. All she did was grift on the train that's been accelerating since the soviets won ww2.
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