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My dad was helping me change my tire and he found my knife and I was like omg I was looking for that and he was like ???? Why would you need a knife in the car? And if that doesn’t explain the disconnect between men and women I don’t know what does lmao
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Some of the best words literally ever Bamboozled Flabbergasted Discombobulated Shenanigans Cattywampus Lollygag Malarkey Kerfuffle Brouhaha Nincompoop Skedaddle Pumpernickel Hodgepodge Effervescent Kumquat Spelunking Strumpet Bunghole Ragamuffin Swashbuckler Tomfoolery
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Absolutely insane they were outraged at the 16 year old girl and not the 45 year old man
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8. miley cyrus, 16, is filmed giving the director of ‘the last song’, 45, a lapdance at a party in 2010. it was later sold to TMZ, causing parents to be outraged once again.
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@spinsewz My personal favorite
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To clarify: my dad is wonderful and always wants me to protect myself, I guess it just didn’t occur to him that I would have a knife to do so. Also- I know it’s small, I know it won’t do much harm, but it makes me feel better.
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You know, I didn’t see ANYBODY blaming William Valderrama when Demi Lovato overdosed, but when Mac Miller overdosed, everybody is attacking Ariana Grande? What kind of backwards sexist bullshit is this?
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So you’re telling me that Kaitlin “Ramen Head Boiled Hot Dog” Bennett went out to a WOMANS MARCH, and harassed s FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL, telling her that “your daddy would have killed you,” and people STILL support her? Can’t relate. Also, unfollow me.
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@Azrael_5555 @OurielOhayon @tksshawa I have 4 Steves in my close family - grandpa, uncle, cousin, and dad. It’s not that inconceivable, idk why he’s having such a hard time (I know exactly why)
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Next person to say they thought this was a potato peeler is catching these hands
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@NeedlesslyWordy @BadMedicalTakes I don’t think you get the joke then.
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For those asking: here is the link to this specific knife This is the link to their website, they have lots of options: It’s $60 on their site but I got it cheaper at an outdoor show!
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@douglaschu_ @krillyboy @feralspamlet @kingbolby This is like Hodor but with a much funnier backstory
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@emilysears @sauermom_ That still does not change the fact that they have chosen to not be a mother and thus have no reason to be celebrated on Mother’s Day
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@GirlPosts I try to hit play on these mother fucking things every fucking time
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@heybritini I relate to this girl
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@nickdorazio3rd @laeswrld
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@girlposts Oh my lord, he Neville Longbottomed
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My nails are fine now fuck you all lololol
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AND ANOTHER THING - to all y’all telling me to get a gun:
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@gyalkapone @earth_weednfire
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Lmaoooooooooooooooo oh dear
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@HousemaidFear @OoglePride @drippyspudd To be fair, you don’t have to be homeless to fix this homeless spike problem.
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@MeelaBear @ATheGreat__ @ohsnaprose I would think being able to see is considered medically necessary, along with having teeth.
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@BioGenx2b @hearteyedream @_celia_bedelia_ Any intelligent person with actual critical thinking skills who passed basic sex ed knows that she meant puberty makes you capable of sexual reproduction.
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@jnudey @ohyikesitschels Same energy
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I know complex emotions are completely unheard of for a lot of people, but you’re able to feel bad for Trisha Paytas for what Colleen did to her and STILL think she’s overall a bad and unkind person that you don’t support. They’re not mutually exclusive. Grow the fuck up lmao
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@clhubes I went by Alex as a kid and whenever somebody said “smart aleck” I thought they were saying “smart Alex” so I would call people smart (name). I was devastated when I found out the truth
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@SheRatesDogs I love her energy though
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@Kris_Kaliban @hollowearthterf @LibsFromReddit2 There are literally men in the comments right now calling her fat
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My mom wants a new comfy bathrobe for Christmas and I jokingly showed her this robe and she was like haha no it’s so impractical. But she has brought up the robe multiple times since then pretending she doesn’t want it so I’m getting her a normal robe AND this one
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#bb23 Julie Chen: we have an offer that the houseguests CANNOT turn down! Frenchie: *turns it down* Julie Chen:
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@SheRatesDogs I love the “can you not”
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@minjaNFT @NoCapFights She’s crying and clutching her stomach. Concerning that seems “satisfied” to you.
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@OFSexyLadyinRed @NahNahBad How is spreading allegations about her relationship that aren’t verified about a pregnant woman and her partner supporting her in any way? That’s making life worse for her, not supporting her. I’m sure if it turns out to be true, everybody will “side” with Rihanna.
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(Found on Facebook) This was handed out at a church function to girls 14 and over. What a great thing to be teaching our young women! *end sarcasm*
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@flashnando @DupeeGames @SquishyChansoo @ElroyBerdahl @princessmin_c @Crypt0Creep @Felivia This is disturbingly similar to the period immediately following 9/11 in terms of how people treated the race they deemed the “perpetrators”
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@houseandhens Blake laying idly on floor is s whole vibe
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@BNicholas @GrahamC47
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@DrJohnWagner @NiamhJCo @Iff85678573 @ALMannixMD Only an asshole would say that they’re a doctor and not mean a MD when there’s a medical emergency going on. It’s implied when they ask for a doctor that they mean an MD, and people respond in kind.
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@microgoeswild Why am I not surprised lol
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@TinekeYounger01 @OnikasRapCrown @price0fwoke @OnikasRapCrown anything to add or do you feel dumb enough to stfu?
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@AncestorAligned @rahsh33m
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Listen. Let’s just take all the anti-vaxx, pro-life, anti-LGBT, racist people and put them in Alabama and make it its own country. We’ll have it back in 20 years when everybody dies from the plague. We can make Puerto Rico a State so we don’t have to change the flag.
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EXCLUSIVE: Jessica Biel comes out as an anti-vax activist, joining RFK Jr. to lobby against the California vaccination bill
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@ThnkVNext @PopBase Don’t pretend like you didn’t start the entire sentence with “we”
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@Andrew30275024 @AvaSmyth2 @Zoe_dumpleton An app for domestic abuse victims in a thread about domestic abuse victims? You’re right it has no relevance.
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@buggirl One time I tried jumping over a dumpster and I was a little too short in my jump and the corner of the dumpster hit me right in the vajayjay and I genuinely thought I was going to pass tf out lmao
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@cmbcw24 @martyofone @AGD_KTX My guys if this knife is illegal to carry in my state what makes you think a gun is any less illegal 😂😂
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@HeyItsRadny1 @jenny2x4 @huzzabuzatrolol
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@damnzambam @klimax_music @mannysuarez_3 @sugareebabie Uhh, pretty sure they can just hop across the ocean on their tails. Take a class, bumb ditch!!
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@hoopinghappens @Hatter_Mandy @heybritini Whoops! Sorry, didn’t know. She’s what I aspire to be!
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@AGD_KTX It’s illegal to carry this type of knife in MD unless you have a permit lol
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@thefootynuff @robfrawley @nathanxromeo @TByrne75 You all live in like one corner of the country
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@k4t4rin4a @judeochrstn @sighswoon If it was 50 cents why couldn’t she pay for it lmao
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@vanessamisoon @eggymum This is a terrible analogy. Maybe try “we waited until our pipes were about to burst completely and then paid some random stranger off the street to try and fix them even though I knew had to do it myself.”
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@GirlPosts A piece of pizza is hotter than me like great ok wonderful
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What a beautiful order of events @itsleviOsa934
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@Jenicate01 Omg yes we stan a supportive husband 😂👏🏻
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@StSenka @CarlosD55941404 @ECMcLaughlin This kid is raised well in SPITE of of Kellyanne, not because of her.
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@mpcschwartz @paulswhtn Not true.
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@ColleenStannnnn @theadammcintyre @love4maiam @harrryscardigan @UnrealLivings So you’re ignoring the grooming part?
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@batsdingerbonds @Max2pointO @Carzonfye I think it’s clear that isn’t what’s happening, so what’s the point of your devil’s advocacy?
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I'm very happy the 280 character limit exists that allowed to to tweet this
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@angushorkins @penbbles I mean she’s probably got beef with him too but I think it’s the rapper Jim Jones from NY
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#GrowingUpInMaryland explaining that you live between DC and Baltimore because nobody will actually know the town you're from
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@aurorabrshealis @BiggerCatHonor @anylaurie16 Okay but that was the original tweet’s argument???
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@riidaddy These veggies aren’t gonna peel themselves
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Excuse me can you focus on the anti-vaxxers and leave chocolate chip cookies alone
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Tempted to have a bite of batter while baking? Raw dough and batter are never safe to eat, even if they don’t contain raw eggs. Learn more: .
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@Shannel09092030 @HarmosSage @vldz760 @AMarieH9 @ATheGreat__ @Savvv20 It would have taken you 30 seconds to google and not look like a fucking moron but here we are. You may not die directly from having no teeth but there are a host of issues it creates. Especially being unable to eat almost anyrhknf?????
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@LayneAinsworth @codybakerbro @eggshellfriend This is incredibly impressive and helpful
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This is the funniest fucking voicemail transcription I’M DYING
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@HajiTareeq @0liviajulianna
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@timunken @rollsroycelyn The thing is, the landlord didn’t bring up FiRe HaZaRdS, he just said he doesn’t want to see it. Playing devil’s advocate for a landlord really isn’t a great look.
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@sarahschauer I’ve had a similar experience. I’ve passed out on the bike because I got overheated in my garters, drawers, petticoat, underskirt, and regular skirt!!
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@GirlPosts I'm honestly frightened, Persephone over here needs to calm down.
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My boyfriend knows what's really important.
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I spilled this while looking for the salt and immediately said "Ugh what a waste of thyme" and now my mom isn't talking to me ):
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@GlamLifeGuru tbh you definitely looked a little like J-Lo when he was turning your head around!!
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@BigShmule007 @river_is_nice If somebody made a very realistic video of your mom giving sloppy head, and she was upset about it because it’s violating, would you tell her “no mom don’t worry it’s not real so you shouldn’t be upset!”
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@BlkICScyberGuy @C_Swank_ @ForSci_Q Go to therapy instead of tweeting vaguely related bs because a girl hurt you my guy
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@ClaraWi68765961 @_B___S
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@MiddleburgBetch Hahaha you know what now I have to try and peel potatoes with it
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@bstrat515 @creepydotorg Tell ChatGPT to get it together
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@Dreadful4Tymes Gay men don’t like women bc they don’t like vaginas. She doesn’t want to date bi men bc she doesn’t like where their dick has been, not because she doesn’t like dick. HUGE difference and definitely biphobic.
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@wherearetheUOs @traumasauERus @AmericanAir Because you are being purposely obtuse.
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@tinderdistrict Can I do one for my current girlfriend but reversed? She cried because I got her a Pepsi when I went to the store. I was flabbergasted like babe it’s just a Pepsi who hurt you before
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I think it’s time #BigBrother fans stop bitching about how jury doesn’t vote on GaMePlAy anymore. Maybe consider that jury management and how you treat the other players while you’re in the house together is PART of gameplay? Get it together. #CBBUS3
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@_goodspirit @momstrosityy Omg the tear still glistening on his cheek kills me 😂😂😂
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@Antics_Macky @KirstyFeerick @aaaanisaxx It was YOUR cover letter, wasn’t it
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@_lo_fasho My dad says “please god somebody kidnap you” so you know same thing
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@THEEEhottie In the first video it’s so obvious she realized she was on camera and immediately started acting like she was having a breakdown. The end absolutely kills me 💀💀
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@dualwieIding That’s fucking TERRIFYING omg
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@stockholmphara1 @PopCulture2000s
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I know a girl who one time didn’t defrost her windshield in time to go to school so she just scraped off a little square so she could see and going down her driveway she hit a trash can because she didn’t see it so she kept going but it turned out that she hit her neighbor.
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My pregnant fiancee just told me we can't use the timeout spot my mother used for my sister and I, because it’s “mean". Both my parents have passed. Being shamed is important. This is a big fucking issue for me.
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@EmmaTolkin “You’re going to light a fire in a windowless room that we’re trapped in.” “Oh you slept with Bill Nye the Science Guy, taught you about flames???”
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@paigey_cc @MotherMuchy2 @kytalli That’s not the sentiment that OP was expressing and you know it
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@Anthony60957284 @spazure @TheGoatCapital @RebeccaCokley Yeah and he beats Buddy up for it so what’s your point
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