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@Notjulio

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comedian. 1/2 @oopsthepodcast - tickets to see my live below

New York, NY
Joined July 2011
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@Notjulio
Giulio Gallarotti
11 months
PLACES YOU CAN GO - AFGHANISTAN - all 5 episodes live now. See link in bio for diff streaming options.
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1 year
Pod lives on @OopsThePodcast
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1 year
Being awkward is universal - the attempted early handshake exit + movie reference no one understood
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1 year
Tripping with giant turtles
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1 year
Picked Iraq as my second camping destination in life. It was fun but I still hate camping.
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1 year
First tour! Only took me 15 years. Tickets at
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@Notjulio
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5 months
Taping my first special 2.16 in Chicago, couple tickets left, pull up!
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@Notjulio
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1 year
@OopsThePodcast entering itโ€™s next chapter ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ
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@Notjulio
Giulio Gallarotti
2 years
Have raised enough money to fund multiple schools, including the one we started ourselves, for 6 months, just from an Instagram story. Keeping/putting 150+ people in school. Thanks to everyone who donated, it will make a direct impact and go a long way. Dm to donate!
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@Notjulio
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11 months
Getting baked in Afghanistan with Uncle Daoud. It was fun, but not the move if smokin makes you paranoid
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@Notjulio
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11 months
Never imagined this would have come out of my trip to Afghanistan. to donate !
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@Notjulio
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11 months
Tomorrow - 7 pm
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@Notjulio
Giulio Gallarotti
2 years
Got a lil set on @NetflixIsAJoke right now! Pete Davidson Presents: The Best Friends now streaming on Netflix.
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@Notjulio
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11 months
Sorry if I didnโ€™t travel for your wedding in my 20โ€™s. This was why
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@Notjulio
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11 months
All 5 episodes of places you can go streaming on @OopsThePodcast YouTube channel
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@Notjulio
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11 months
Dropping โ€œPlaces You Can Go, Afghanistanโ€ this week.
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@Notjulio
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11 months
To all the thicc homies
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1 year
Leading up to my shows in Austin July 14th but as an animated feature. @VulcanGasCoATX
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Lil tour of Saddam Husseinโ€™s summer home
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@Notjulio
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1 year
๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ
@TylerJYounger
Tyler Younger
1 year
@Notjulio your first solo podcast was awesome. Keep up the great work - us fans will continue to follow. ๐Ÿค˜
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@Notjulio
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2 years
Trying to show people the bright side of a place with a rough reputation. Afghanistan is awesome.
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11 months
Bad Bunny ๐Ÿค Afghanistan
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1 year
Made a new pal in Afghanistan
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@Notjulio
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11 months
In case anyone is wondering - this is how to get to Afghanistan(from Dubai)
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@Notjulio
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2 months
Nothing more cringe than the groom DJing the after party
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7 months
Fitness goals evolve with age
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@Notjulio
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2 months
In honor of Places You Can Go - Nicaragua, which Iโ€™m putting out soon. I uploaded all 5 Afghanistan episodes as one full length video to my personal channel! Hit me with a subscribe!
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@Notjulio
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5 months
Places You Can Go - Nicaragua - coming soon
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@Notjulio
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3 years
Not enough people are talking about how brilliant โ€œDrake from State Farmโ€ was
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2 months
@BarstoolYak Insane episode
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1 year
What that mouth do
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8 months
Micro prank with a wholesome twist
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@Notjulio
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1 year
Emergen-c is the Jamba Juice of supplements
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1 year
Instead of simply googling it, Iโ€™ll publicly admit that I donโ€™t know how an โ€œamericanoโ€ is prepared in the coffee world.
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1 year
@BarstoolYak Was today years old when I learned KBโ€™s real name
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@Notjulio
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8 months
1 year in our Afghan schools employ dozens of teachers who instruct over 400 boys, girls and adult women
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2 years
This was the sneakiest clocks moving forward of all time
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2 months
One of the coolest things Iโ€™ve encountered in my travels - in the middle of the Grand Staircase Escalante, (middle of nowhere) in southern Utah- there is a chic, trendy, coffee shop, oatmilk the whole shabang. Nooo service.
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@Notjulio
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9 months
First ten people who arrive to my show in Seattle this weekend get kissed on the mouth
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6 months
2.16 - Chicago - taping my first special
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1 year
Very impressive cookie making skills from Tiers n Treats - loved Austin, see you in NYC August 10 @TheStandNYC
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11 months
When you see random bros playing cricket in Afghanistanโ€ฆyou join
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3 months
In honor of the Bad Bunny concert at Barclays tonight!
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@Notjulio
Giulio Gallarotti
1 year
To the people discovering my Iraq content for the first time, here is the big boy piece
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@Notjulio
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10 months
Catch us on tour this fall
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@Notjulio
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1 year
More like Scottie Pipin โ›น๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป
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11 months
Comedy show promo but as a Pixar movie 8/10 @TheStandNYC
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1 year
Ricky Velez - Dude, Iโ€™m telling you, wear a hat Me- 2 shows in Austin, TX tmrw night - NOT LOOKING LIKE THIS
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@Notjulio
Giulio Gallarotti
4 years
When rappers brag about making big purchases with cash I wonder if they know about credit card reward points
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4 years
I hope Melania starts an onlyfans
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8 months
The only good part of daylight savings time is the moment you wake up the first day
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10 months
Taliban volleyball game
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1 year
Austin, TX this Friday - Vulcan Gas Company
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1 year
Low tickets for @LaughBoston tmrw
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1 year
The new LaGuardia is so nice that I often sit down for a quick meal after landing before exiting the airport
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9 months
When the lights go out during your setโ€ฆ
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2 months
Places You Can Go - Nicaragua - out now. Give it a watch.
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4 years
The โ€œcalm appโ€ sponsoring the election is a slap in the face
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@Notjulio
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8 months
Gallarotti in the 6, please buy tickets.
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1 year
More turtles
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2 years
Fell asleep at halftime and just woke up, wtf ๐Ÿ˜‚
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1 year
St Pete Florida Jan 20th. I have to say Florida cuz me being in Russia isnโ€™t crazy.
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@Notjulio
Giulio Gallarotti
4 years
I have lived many lives
@sarthakkher
sarthak ๐Ÿš€
4 years
@Notjulio with long hair is a whole diff vibe ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Notjulio
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18 days
havenโ€™t been able to stream the NBA finals on cable without it glitching and when I go to the ESPN app it isnโ€™t in HD. Both games. Anyone else having this problem????
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2 years
Thought it was โ€œlactose and tolerantโ€ for way too long
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1 year
Happy 4th of July. Just dropped some ๐Ÿ”ฅ @OopsThePodcast merch
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@Notjulio
Giulio Gallarotti
4 years
Iโ€™ve learned a lot about our countryโ€™s geography this week.
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Giulio Gallarotti
3 months
My girl says I look old in this photo. Roadโ€™ll do that tutz!
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3 months
Would you rather have a tail or do this for the rest of your life
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1 year
Added a New York date to my schedule come check it out August 10th @TheStandNYC
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3 months
Nothing worse than ppl who send you memes all day and then donโ€™t react when you send them one.
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2 years
Saudi Arabia offered to bail out Argentinas government in return for a guaranteed group stage win.
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1 year
Delta poke bowl ainโ€™t it
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4 years
Would be crazy if Bill Gates started going by Will Gates
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4 years
The title โ€œContinental breakfastโ€ is such an oversell of a title for what it typically is - Frosted Flakes
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11 months
How much I gotta pay you to ride this Ferris wheel in Iraq
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1 year
Is it weird that theyโ€™re just stopping the game in the 3rd quarter for thisโ€ฆ
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1 month
Every pivotal car sceneโ€ฆ
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Giulio Gallarotti
2 years
The middle seat in delta comfort + is the back of the plane in disguise
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1 month
6.1 Gallarotti returns to Boston - 2 shows
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I am a 3 in LA
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Giulio Gallarotti
4 years
Never thought the leave the house inner dialogue would be โ€œkeys, wallet, phone, maskโ€
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1 year
Know youโ€™re getting older when youโ€™re regularly thinking about the greatness of George Washington
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8 months
Big G is starting a motorcycle gang - the Haddam Raccoons
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8 months
Wiffany and Gulian sitting in a treeโ€ฆ
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4 years
TBTs are really thriving right now
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10 months
Taliban bros holding hands ๐Ÿค”- not something I expected to see in Afghanistan
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Giulio Gallarotti
2 years
Worst food poisoning of my life
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2 years
40,000 feet in the air, but you can't get much lower than laying shirtless on an airplane bathroom floor. @OopsThePodcast
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1 year
Not Giannis fault but this is one of the worst commercials out there rn
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Alex ๐Ÿ‘‹
2 years
Giannis has a "Glizzy" commercial
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6 months
Jeffrey Epstein as a parenting tactic. In honor of this recently published roster of goons. Shoutout Stephen Hawking, anyone who views women simply as particles is obviously going to be a dog.
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8 months
Elect me Mayor of NYC and I will make it a quiet city
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Giulio Gallarotti
4 years
Hate when I try to take a nap and end up scrolling through my phone instead, emerging 30 minutes later more tired than I was before.
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10 months
If you want to ruin a song, make it your alarm
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Giulio Gallarotti
1 year
Has been sent to me over 100x ๐Ÿ˜‚- hope they are alright
@DonnieDoesWorld
The Wonton Don
1 year
Has this been in ur mentions all day @Notjulio ??
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9 months
Rounding out the year with some more tour dates grab ya tickets and bring ya mudda
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