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@Noth_ando
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5 months
Guys, workout. Its the best thng you can ever do for yourself. When i lost my mom i turned to wine and weed to cope, was pushing 100 kgs even.1 day i decided to stop and i started working out, not only did it help me channel the grief but i feel great! Im nw at 85kg & still going
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@Noth_ando
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4 years
Dear Zimbabwean Police. Do u realise if we cant get to town we cant go to work? If we cant go to work there wont be any productivity ? If there is no productivity there wont be money to pay taxes. And if we cant pay taxes do u realise you wont get paid?
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@Noth_ando
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4 years
So Police and Soldiers can be pacified by a mere 50 yuwesi. A fully grown man? A whole husband who wants to be respected at home yet he cant even respect himself? Police in Zimbabwe and Soldiers must wear Skirts.
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@Noth_ando
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2 years
Do men really know how sexy they look when they are driving manual cars 🤌😍
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@Noth_ando
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4 years
All of you who believe that Lobhengula sold Zimbabwe for a teaspoon of sugar are stupid. Thank you. Management.
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4 years
Mary Chiwenga is suffering abuse and everyone is quiet abt about. I mean i know she did wrong but isnt she human first after all ?
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@Noth_ando
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4 years
Staying with parents when you are over 25 is the most disheartening thing that can ever happen to anyone.We all need to move out,be independent make our decisions, our own mistakes & learn from them.But thats not achievable for many under this govt we have #ZimbabweanLivesMatter
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@Noth_ando
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4 years
Men need to respect their bodies. I'm beginning to think they have nothing else to offer besides their bodies. SMH
@tammyjanie
Mai Makanaka🇿🇦🇿🇼
4 years
New challenge trending. Hehehe and your boyfriend is afraid
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@Noth_ando
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4 years
Kasi the word "sleepover" is a latin word for "consent"?
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@Noth_ando
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2 years
Society thinks marriage is a reward to women for good behaviour.
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@Noth_ando
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2 years
That Lady who married the VP can fix the country single-handedly coz what kind of liver is that?
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@Noth_ando
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4 years
When God was about to free the Israelites he first turned Pharoah's heart to stone.
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@Noth_ando
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2 years
1 round is enough !
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@Noth_ando
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4 years
I would like to take this moment to appreciate my boyfriend 😍. Ndokuda baby.
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@Noth_ando
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4 years
Kumba kwenyu munemari we get it. Generational wealth is ok ur parents made sure u dont have to start from scratch like some of us and theres nothing wrong with that. Idyai mari dzekumba kwenyu but dont diss someone who is starting from the bottom trying to create wat urs did 4 u
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@Noth_ando
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4 years
Why are people ashamed of their hoods? Its not your house its parents' house ts the best they could give and its what they could afford. If u want better work for it. Make an upgrade yourself. And guys shuld also stop judging people for where they come from.
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@Noth_ando
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4 years
Dear Men. Its just legs.
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@Noth_ando
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2 years
To avoid heartbreak. never assume you are special to anyone. you are ordinary and disposable, anytime.
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@Noth_ando
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4 years
Ku Varsity Vanwe Venyu u were capped by ED makaregererei kuramba.
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@Noth_ando
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2 years
a border post in Zimbabwe was upgraded for 300 million hazvisi? 😭
@AfricaFactsZone
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2 years
The new $73.4 million Oceans Mall in Umhlanga, South Africa will open on November 15. It sits on 36,000 square metres. It will create 500 jobs and has 120 stores. It's part of the $242.8 million mixed-use Oceans Development which contains 3 luxury residential towers and a hotel
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@Noth_ando
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4 years
Twuma celeb twenyu twese twamakatemba utwu twunobenefiter from ZANU chete either way. The silence is deafening. This is not me being an entitled brat but influence goes a long way their voices could have an impact somehow. But anyhooooo its okay.
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@Noth_ando
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2 years
For example 3000 rtgs is now jus equivalent to US$5 😊
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@Noth_ando
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4 years
chokwadi guys doro harinake 🤢🤢
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@Noth_ando
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4 years
Ukaona uchitya kudyirwa bae na bestie. Simply means newe u are eating ur bestie. U cant be insecure about shit u dont do.
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@Noth_ando
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4 years
Nehanda Nyaka "thickana" 💀💀💀
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@Noth_ando
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3 years
Also stay away from men who ask you what you bring to the table.
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@Noth_ando
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4 years
Winky D's fans and thinking they are intelligent. SMH.
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@Noth_ando
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4 years
People who drink gin. Is everything okay at home? 😩 Who hurt you?? 😭😭😭
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@Noth_ando
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4 years
I know someone is texting my bae more than I am. You will die.
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@Noth_ando
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2 years
Free Zimbabweans from romanticising struggle life, struggle love, you name it. You have got to want better for yourself.
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@Noth_ando
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3 years
That person who trolled Tino is now left with an egg on their face.
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@Noth_ando
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2 years
That Fenty launch has fallen into the hands of SA twitter 🥺🥲
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@Noth_ando
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4 years
Shout Out to my people at #Ndebele twitter. Ive never seen a more chilled , more organised and un bothered side of twitter. Lets continue drinking water ❤❤❤❤
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@Noth_ando
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2 years
This is a Takura appreciation tweet.
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@Noth_ando
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4 years
"Nywe nywe u can tell me anything baby " next thing ur intestines are lying open on the TL
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@Noth_ando
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4 years
I know ill catch heat but a mature person wouldnt have leaked what their partner told them in confidence and intimacy. Sometimes i think brains dzenyu hadzisati dza developed munofarira clout too much nezvinhu zvisina basa mhan. Mxm..
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@Noth_ando
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4 years
Women dont age or mature faster than men. They are just sexualised earlier.
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4 years
I dream of a Zimbabwe where people drink for enjoyment instead of drinking for numbing the pain and escapism. 😣
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@Noth_ando
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3 years
Kanti why is it that people who dont live in Zim are actually the ones who are always on the forefront saying things are improving in Zim?
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3 years
Ladies it is really important to have your own money. Nomatter how little it is. Self sufficience and living within your means is key.
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3 years
Cheap tissues are a scam.
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@Noth_ando
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3 years
Tsvagai mari morega kutsamwira Mudiwa.
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@Noth_ando
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2 years
US$1000 on sex toys in Zimbabwe by a minor? hameno.
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@Noth_ando
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1 year
@Am_Blujay Its about usher
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@Noth_ando
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4 years
Is a washing mahine a neccesity in a household?
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4 years
Your girlfriend is going to get gifts on valentines day that she wont show u.
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@Noth_ando
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4 years
Mogona kundituka henyu but i think ProBeatz akapenga kupfura mumwe wenyu uyu.
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@Noth_ando
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3 years
I blame the people who leak private info about Lobola proceedings. Tikada kuzvifambira nyaya dzacho most of the people havana kuroora but vanhu varikuseka a trying somebody. At least he showed up.
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@Noth_ando
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4 years
Is having a nice body neccesary guys? I just wanna eat 😩.
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4 years
But guys do Bulawayo girls dribble people that much?? 😩😭
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@Noth_ando
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3 years
70 US inobhadhara rent 2 months kupi 😢
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@Noth_ando
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2 years
Shashl said kughetto kune 'nzinzi dzinoerera' and yallz let her get away with that 🤣🤣
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@Noth_ando
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4 years
Imagine paying 6000 US lobola and still end up having ur wife going to parirenyatwa or Gomo hospital to give birth.
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@Noth_ando
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4 years
But ladies we like ridiculing and blaming men for lasting 2 mins in bed. Tell me ladies how long do u last in that cowgirl / woman on top position? And thats if you able to do it at all. 🌚
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3 years
Why do men like asking who you stay with?
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2 years
How do you guys survive talking stages?
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3 years
You really go through the most kana wakusadiwa.
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@Noth_ando
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3 years
If we all become entreprenuers tichapedzesera takuita barter trading.
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@Noth_ando
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4 years
Kuda mahachi posts his wife in lingerie pa pregnancy shoot. Twuvakomana twenyu; "nyweee nyweee culture kudi kudi" Tino Chinyani posts his in lingerie pa pregnancy shoot Twuvakomana twenyu: "❤😍🔥, goals, chii chii" Its the hypocrisy for me.
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4 years
Small booties matter too.
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4 years
If u wanna utilise and enjoy this app to the fullest, desist from being a people pleaser/ bootlicker stand by your truth and identity. You might be too big a piece for some to bite but it doesnt matter, let them choke.
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4 years
My job has made me realise that the smallest buyers make the biggest fuss. Why is it people who spend less are always snobby and expect special service and treatment?
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4 years
I hide my last seen on whatsapp not because im being shady or im ignoring anyone. But jus to protect myself from seeing people online and not responding to my messages. Id rather stay in the dark than know for sure that im not being responded to.
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4 years
Her: I love you 😍 Ndebele man: Ngihlezi labantu la 😳 Kanti linjani vele?
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4 years
The "Know your worth" gospel is mostly preached here on twitter but the truth is people are making fools of themselves out there in relationships.
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4 years
After being treated like this someone will get home and narrate the story casually and laugh about it like ts jus like any other normal day. Because that what we do as Zimboz right? Trivialise everything.
@MMaziveyi
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These are people who got stranded and couldn't find transport today , sad they had to walk out of town to their respective homes. @LynneStactia @MamoyoT @drjaytee87 @williamzambezi @Wamagaisa @ProfJNMoyo @advocatemahere @mafirakureva18 @florencemago @zimlive
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Zimboz and dissing other peoples hustles number 1. In the background muneshena muchirara muma matress nemanduwe akabooka. Mxm.
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4 years
Knowing Zimboz. Yallz are gonna disappoint Hopewell 😩.
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4 years
Domestic workers are the most abused people out there.
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2 years
People will be in a secret competition with you without realising that your life is literally falling apart as well and you wanna cry half the time 🤣🤦‍♀️
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Dark skinned women are beautiful. Yallz sleep on them a lot.
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