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@NotJohnWard
John Ward
19 days
Well - we didn’t get dressed up for nothin.
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John Ward
6 months
At 500 followers I can start posting content here directly - I’d appreciate anything you can do to facilitate!
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John Ward
5 months
Insensitive. Real foot-in-mouth comment.
@WarlordDilley
Brenden Dilley
5 months
If America really cared about Haiti, we would be doing humanitarian flights over their island and seasoning them from the skies with garlic salt.
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John Ward
18 days
Hearing that both Jill Biden and Kamala Harris scheduled last-minute events in PA (Jill’s was a dinner), which gave them preference in SS agents. Hence Trump’s experienced detail went to these events and Trump was instead given literal rookies. Both Biden and Harris scheduled
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John Ward
5 months
I’ll be a guest on here live at 11 est (45 min or so), might have some fun with Harrison (good dude) should be a good time.
@InfowarsJournal
American Journal
5 months
🗽 #AmericanJournal LIVE: Trump Outshines Sleepy Joe At Southern Border Tune In!
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John Ward
7 months
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@NotJohnWard
John Ward
5 months
Join us live on Quite Frankly, tonight (Saturday) 9-11 est - hosted by the growing legend, @QuiteFranklyTV Cheers!
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John Ward
5 months
Ron Perlman your dream role just arrived
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@NotJohnWard
John Ward
18 days
Order of the Orange Hand
@mad_liberals
Mad Liberals
19 days
This is ours now.
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John Ward
6 months
John Ward via @YouTube Not back making content. Not back on not Twitter. This is NOT John Ward. Cheers, World Champions.
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@NotJohnWard
John Ward
2 months
You vastly misunderstand what you are looking at.
@DannieD01
🕊️💞Dannie D💞🕊️
2 months
In case you were concerned about a civil war. Here’s who we’re up against. 🤭
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John Ward
1 month
Bongino gotta chill out on all the John Ward he’s been watching
@LivePDDave1
LivePDDave 🇺🇸
1 month
WATCH: @dbongino absolutely destroys “piece of shit” Bill O’Reilly.
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John Ward
2 months
These twins get it.
@hodgetwins
Hodgetwins
2 months
Happy pride month to the FBI, ATF, IRS, and EPA. Y’all are all gay
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John Ward
4 months
… what exactly ARE “normies” anyway?
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John Ward
3 months
You’re not shadowbanned Tom That’s the Shapiro effect You know Like we told you
@IAMTOMMACDONALD
Tom MacDonald
3 months
Hey @elonmusk I bought your internet can you un-shadow ban me & all of my friends on X now? ❤️
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John Ward
9 days
This is on me My bad
@catturd2
Catturd ™
10 days
😳
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@NotJohnWard
John Ward
5 months
Amen
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@NotJohnWard
John Ward
5 months
Nah just Ben Shapiro
@IAMTOMMACDONALD
Tom MacDonald
5 months
You know what the best part about being an INDEPENDENT rapper is? P Diddy doesn’t try to f*ck you.
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John Ward
4 months
You’re not getting distracted are ya
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@NotJohnWard
John Ward
3 months
Are you fucking joking
@DrEliDavid
Dr. Eli David
3 months
Israel 🇮🇱 prime minister @netanyahu : “In the Holocaust, no nation came to our aid. 𝗜𝗳 𝗜𝘀𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗹 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗲, 𝗜𝘀𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗹 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗲. We will defeat our enemies. NEVER AGAIN IS NOW.”
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John Ward
3 months
I dunno I’ve been dumping gas on it for a while
@AuronMacintyre
Auron MacIntyre
3 months
People on the right don’t appreciate how serious the civil war inside the left has become since October 7th
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John Ward
3 months
I will fight @WarlordDilley for charity. Just saying. Let’s make some content.
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@NotJohnWard
John Ward
4 months
Happy Easter!
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@NotJohnWard
John Ward
4 months
PA candidate Therese Hollen will join us tomorrow on 3CC, live 2-4 EST, to talk Pennsylvania and its crucial place in the 2024 election. Say hello and welcome her to the Meme War!
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@ThereseHollen
Therese Hollen
4 months
I am Running for Pennsylvania State Representative in the 82nd District of Centre County. As a Candidate, and as your future State Representative, I will be #PrioritizingPennsylvanians .
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John Ward
2 months
The Anatomy Of A Civil War Soldier: A Thread. 1/
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John Ward
2 months
You vastly misunderstand what you are looking at.
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John Ward
5 months
Wonder why they don’t interview the 120K or so living WW2 vets anymore?
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John Ward
2 months
ARE YOU NOT INFLUENCED?
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John Ward
17 days
Fuck
@benshapiro
Ben Shapiro
17 days
As a friend put it, Vance is truly a "f*** it, we ride!" pick from Trump. Demonstrates real confidence -- and shows that he wants a bulldog. Vance is certainly that. In terms of pure IQ and speaking ability, Vance is the best candidate Trump could pick.
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John Ward
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@Rainmaker1973
Massimo
5 months
The bearded vulture is the only known animal whose diet is almost exclusively bone
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John Ward
5 months
Content filter check
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@NotJohnWard
John Ward
10 days
Absolute clown show
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John Ward
11 days
US SS Director Kimberly Cheatle - Congressional Hearing LIVE
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John Ward
4 months
Not saying this is a bad thing - more an INTERESTING thing for those who enjoy the show: 1. Candace Owens obviously wanted to be fired. 2. Shapiro & Co obviously wanted to avoid this. Now, new question arises: - What faction(s) does Candace really work for? - Where will she
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@NotJohnWard
John Ward
6 months
I will have a new Breaking News up tonight covering Nikki Haley’s alleged plowing through staffers like Bill Clinton.
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@NotJohnWard
John Ward
3 months
He did the meme!
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@ShaykhSulaiman
Sulaiman Ahmed
3 months
“The godly thing for me to do is to kill you.” ISRAELI THREATENS CHRISTIAN PREACHER
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John Ward
6 months
Watch this
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@NotJohnWard
John Ward
5 months
Every single chance he has had to be his true self He has immediately and aggressively started talking about dicks
@historyinmemes
Historic Vids
5 months
Eminem enjoyed being on German TV a little too much
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John Ward
4 months
POV: You create a simulation of the universe. Within that simulation a group of humans arises that declares themselves your chosen people. These people set in motion a plan to enslave the rest of your simulation - a plan declared in your name, by your self-declared “chosen”
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John Ward
17 days
VP pick announcement coming around 4:30 ET FUCK IT. WE’LL DO IT LIVE.
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@NotJohnWard
John Ward
28 days
The insidious thing about Biden (for the left) is that the lie touches everyone: Kamala knew. Obama knew. Celebrities knew. Pundits knew.
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@NotJohnWard
John Ward
3 months
MANTHROPOLOGY A thread:
@Enezator
Enez Özen
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Hahahah
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John Ward
1 month
Who is going to replace Biden?
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@NotJohnWard
John Ward
5 months
How do you bet on plane crashes
@rawsalerts
R A W S A L E R T S
5 months
🚨 #BREAKING : United Airlines Boeing 777 loses tire while taking off from crushing multiple cars on the ground 📌 #SanFrancisco | #California A United Flight 35, operated by a 2002 Boeing 777-222(ER) plane (N226UA), had to make a forced emergency landing after losing one or
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@NotJohnWard
John Ward
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Oh look a woman being wrong about women being wrong Must be a man’s fault
@DHS_DepSec
Kristie Canegallo
12 days
Statement regarding recent comments questioning the presence of women in law enforcement:
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@NotJohnWard
John Ward
5 months
@QuiteFranklyTV ⁩ Check out this movie star
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@NotJohnWard
John Ward
4 months
Why do they know this
@unusual_whales
unusual_whales
4 months
Olive Garden and LongHorn Steakhouse have reported last week that households with incomes above $150,000 had more transactions at its restaurants in the most recent quarter than a year ago, whereas transactions among those making less than $50,000 fell, per Axios.
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John Ward
5 months
I’ve thought for some time now that the “World,” whatever it is, felt ALMOST exactly like it was run by insane women. I’m now realizing I was really, really close - and I now understand why.
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@NotJohnWard
John Ward
3 months
It won’t be the first collapse. But it will be the first with nowhere left to go.
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@NotJohnWard
John Ward
5 months
The memes are gettin so SPICY
@wayotworld
Way of the World
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John Ward
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Ok
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John Ward
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@NikkiHaley
Nikki Haley
5 months
I end my campaign with the same words I began it from the Book of Joshua. I direct them to all Americans, but especially to so many of the women and girls out there who put their faith in our campaign. Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid. Do not be discouraged. For God
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John Ward
1 month
VP debate is getting hot.
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John Ward
5 months
Unironically
@MrTrecherous
Mr Trecherous 🦇
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John Ward
1 month
Take an acting class I mean DAMN
@IamSean90
Sean Fitzgerald (Actual Justice Warrior)
1 month
She really on this speed run, in like 8 days she had a manufactured cancelation controversy to get her name out there, rose to stardom, became a single mom, joined the groypers, left the groypers & now she's a rational centrist. Wow wow wow
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@NotJohnWard
John Ward
5 months
New time, longer show - LIVE today and future Sundays, 12-2.
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John Ward
28 days
O say can you see
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@NotJohnWard
John Ward
30 days
Never kill a man who is in the middle of committing suicide.
@mtracey
Michael Tracey
30 days
This is the quietest that Donald Trump has been perhaps in his entire life 😂
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John Ward
1 month
Live tomorrow starting at 7 pm ET - 7-9 guests, call-ins, general fun... debate starts at 9. World Champions Only Exceptions for Hard Ms Cheers!
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@NotJohnWard
John Ward
4 months
I now own the world’s first ever custom Harambephone!
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John Ward
1 month
For the stream
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@NotJohnWard
John Ward
3 months
Holy shit yo I didn’t know you didn’t know about this, Check it: You can just … Pull over.
@MailOnline
Daily Mail Online
3 months
Four teenagers including high school football star aged 14 to 16 are killed in horror crash after cop cruiser used PIT maneuver to stop them speeding at 111mph - as horrifying photos show their mangled wreckage
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John Ward
18 days
Holy shit
@CensoredMen
Censored Men
18 days
🚨🇺🇸 #BREAKING : NEW video shows the shooter was spotted by multiple members of the crowd BEFORE he shot Trump. Why did the authorities and secret service ignore multiple reports about this??
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John Ward
3 months
Buying a rare book for $225K and arguing about the $3 shipping:
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@NotJohnWard
John Ward
21 days
That producer echo tho
@miguelifornia
miguelifornia
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Joe Biden mid sentence.... "What are you doing?" 🤣🤔
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@NotJohnWard
John Ward
5 months
Direct to X - Maybe THE classic from the olden days. Cheers @MadLiberals
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John Ward
2 months
3 day time limit 2 square miles 1 man leaves 0 weapons Whaddya say @WarlordDilley Bears are optional. Please reply with any Bear-posals as addenda.
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John Ward
6 months
Congratulate this hero on his bravery
@austerrewyatt1
Wyatt
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I'm letting everyone know I'm heterosexual. So, feel free to praise me for my courage and incredible bravery.
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John Ward
4 months
The Human Organism is in the stage of addiction recovery where it agrees Big Macs (sports, pop music, literal Big Macs) are retarded but DAMNIT STILL FEELS GOOD TO EAT THEM! … for now. Diminishing returns may save us … Maybe addiction IS a good model for Human epochs - “in
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@NotJohnWard
John Ward
3 months
Friendly reminder: When you become aware of the “karma” they’ve tried to unload on you, you MUST say ALOUD something to the effect of: “I see what you did. No thanks. It’s all yours.” Go ahead and try it out. See what happens.
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John Ward
5 months
VFX
@liz_churchill10
Liz Churchill
5 months
WTF is this?
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John Ward
3 months
Time for thread on this man/bear nonsense. Using gorillas.
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Nature is Amazing ☘️
3 months
Silverback Gorilla Dominance.
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@NotJohnWard
John Ward
2 months
Message received. I will be in touch when the playing field is secured. You have my respect. And my promise to end you.
@WarlordDilley
Brenden Dilley
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John Ward
3 months
Uh
@ImMeme0
I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
3 months
HOLY FVCK!! Fulton County scanned more than 3,000 ballots twice during the recount of the 2020 presidential election. There are 380,761 ballot images from machine count that are not available from 2020 elections. Biden won Georgia by a 11,779-vote margin over Trump.
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John Ward
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A few years in to being a “content creator” I took a job doing this (and mowing) at a golf course over a summer. Just to get away from the computer:
@GolfDigest
Golf Digest
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Does greenskeeper ASMR exist? 😂 (📹: TikTok/ zakthecupcutter)
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John Ward
2 months
Women want him Men want to be him Powdered wigs want to be on him
@_johnnymaga
johnny maga
2 months
Wow
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John Ward
3 months
Oh shit
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John Ward
2 months
Using your numbers, it actually appears homophobia has been found in approximately 8 million - 1,500 species. 7.9985 million species do NOT tolerate homosexuality. Planet-wide, the odds of running into one of the species you mention is 0.0001875, or less than one-fiftieth of
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@Fact
Fact
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Homosexual behavior has been found in over 1,500 species. Homophobia is found in only one.
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@NotJohnWard
John Ward
6 months
1. Ben Shapiro needs image rehab 2. Find desperate mid-talent influencer, tell him what he’s always thought about himself is true 3. Friendly phone calls, fake chart push 4. Masturbate while never once thanking the sheep he sacrificed
@IAMTOMMACDONALD
Tom MacDonald
6 months
GREATEST TROLL IN HIP HOP HISTORY Download Song: Watch Video:
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John Ward
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IM THE BAD GUY?!
@The_RealDodger
Dodger🏴‍☠️
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John Ward
2 months
What kind of explosive is this Like how the fuck is that mini bitch carrying this much energy Do they just put foils a flight controller and a motor on explosives?
@clashreport
Clash Report
2 months
Russian FPV drone strike on Ukrainian target with increased warhead.
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John Ward
5 months
Post-nut clarity.
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John Ward
6 months
True if big?
@JamesOKeefeIII
James O'Keefe
6 months
We just got footage that’s impossible to overstate. It may be what blows the whole thing open. I think it’s time to raise the stakes.
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John Ward
3 months
Andrew Tate arguing with the Krassensteins sounds like what I imagine gay group rape sounds like
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John Ward
2 months
So, if there ever is a war - you can have the skinny guys who can run away. I want the guys who can’t run at all. /thread
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John Ward
5 months
Why are they talking to you but not us?
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
5 months
A senior exec at Google called and spoke to me for an hour last night. He assured me that they are taking immediate action to fix the racial and gender bias in Gemini. Time will tell.
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John Ward
6 months
You got fired for jerking off on a livestream bro.
@JeffreyToobin
Jeffrey Toobin
6 months
It is a historic disgrace for the Supreme Court that Clarence Thomas is on the bench for today’s argument. The legal issue in the case is about the “insurrection” in which his wife was a participant. #SCOTUS
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John Ward
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It’s gettin hott in hurr
@DrC_IET17
Dr. C IET 17
6 months
What did Trump mean by this ?
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John Ward
2 months
I think CERN fucked up and summoned Harambe’s spirit into the pope.
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John Ward
3 months
I don’t know about you guys But I feel like this just ain’t working for me anymore.
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@NotJohnWard
John Ward
6 months
As promised: A succinct and professional report on Nikki Haley banging staffers in parking lots. Breaking News - Nikki Haley Caught Cheating via @YouTube
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@NotJohnWard
John Ward
2 months
SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE
@RealPatrickWebb
Patrick Webb
2 months
BREAKING: The U.S. Senate Armed Services Committee's intends to require women to register for Selective Service as part of the National Defense Authorization Act for FY25.
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John Ward
2 months
What you see are the five men who make almost everything you know and use, actually work.
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